What. . Some random girl at the supermarket Girl: "Ouch my throat really hurts." Me: "I that yhur knees dty too." Her: What Me: What Unlike I Comment. At some party Friend:My dick hurts Girl:So does my throat Friend:good you filthy whore suck my Dick
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#19 - imonaboatman (07/20/2013) [-]
Me: My dick hurts
*nobody makes a joke because they know I never get laid*



#20 to #19 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
I bet your wrist does too
User avatar #3 - warbob (07/19/2013) [-]
in the butt
#119 to #3 - aniggeronaboat ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
54 green thumbs.   
   
   
What am I missing here?
54 green thumbs.


What am I missing here?
User avatar #120 to #119 - warbob (07/22/2013) [-]
read the content , read the comment

If you still don't get it , type it in google
User avatar #121 to #120 - aniggeronaboat ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
What What In My Butt For any other tards like me.

The sad part is this is my favorite show
User avatar #122 to #121 - warbob (07/22/2013) [-]
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" actually ..
#123 to #122 - aniggeronaboat ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
What the **** man. This was a parody of a real YouTube video?

**** me.

Not in the butt, please
User avatar #1 - gamerkill (07/19/2013) [-]
At some party
Friend:My dick hurts
Girl:So does my throat
Friend:good you filthy whore
User avatar #33 to #1 - thedarkestrogue (07/20/2013) [-]
That happens a lot with my friends and I except its:
Him:My dick hurts
Me:So does my throat
Him:good you filthy whore
Me: So stop shoving it in my face.
User avatar #64 to #63 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
**vetnern rolls 95** I'm gonna pop some dubs!
User avatar #65 to #64 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 06** only rolled a 20 in my pocket
#67 to #66 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
**vetnern rolls 24**
**vetnern rolls 24**
User avatar #68 to #67 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 44**
User avatar #85 to #70 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 51** Congrats kid, it's not every day you roll dubs!
User avatar #90 to #85 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
*roll 2* I know im proud of myself of completing this feat.
User avatar #92 to #90 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 83** **** i failed lemme do that again.
User avatar #93 to #92 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 50** If once you fail, try again until you succeed!
User avatar #96 to #93 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 41** **** IT IM DONE
User avatar #95 to #93 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 08**
User avatar #94 to #93 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 42** okai
User avatar #97 to #94 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 48** Alright then, third time's a charm as they say, my time to shine has arrived!
User avatar #99 to #97 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 75** lemme get your back!
User avatar #102 to #99 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 17** NO REGRETS!
User avatar #100 to #99 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 87** that was a practice this is real noaw.
User avatar #103 to #100 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 87** Again?
User avatar #104 to #103 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 57** holy **** dub numbers!
User avatar #105 to #104 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 74** I don't care if we get showered in red thumbs, rolling until we hit the bottom.
User avatar #106 to #105 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 06** bring me your rage
User avatar #109 to #106 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 90** We shall feed off the red thumbs of anger, for we are the observers of anger, rollers of dubs!
User avatar #111 to #109 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 20**
User avatar #107 to #106 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 76**
User avatar #113 to #107 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 60** But we're still going to go ahead and do it eh?
User avatar #112 to #107 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 49** it was nice knowing you too
User avatar #110 to #107 - crazylance (07/20/2013) [-]
**crazylance rolls 19** It was nice knowing you, we might get banned for this.
User avatar #108 to #107 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 01**
User avatar #116 to #107 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
im done. well have a good day sir, ill be getting off.
User avatar #115 to #107 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 281,514,058**
User avatar #114 to #107 - datgrass (07/20/2013) [-]
**datgrass rolls 48**awh yeah
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#69 to #68 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
Dem dubs
User avatar #81 to #69 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me what this face means?
#5 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
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#45 - josieabby (07/20/2013) [-]
(or not so discreetly)
(or not so discreetly)
#11 - paras (07/20/2013) [-]
**paras rolls 55**
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#52 to #11 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
one could say you rolled dub dubs.
Badum tsss
#55 to #11 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
*roll numbers* Check these singles.
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#14 to #11 - phtholognyrrh (07/20/2013) [-]
hot damn
hot damn
User avatar #18 to #11 - nignacio (07/20/2013) [-]
You lucky son of a female dog.
+2
#40 to #11 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 to #11 - silverhellion (07/20/2013) [-]
critical hit.
critical hit.
#27 to #11 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
>tries multiple times
>deletes whenever he fails
>eventually gets it
>thumbs
How about no.
User avatar #50 to #27 - blbrian (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh he got my thumb all right
#23 to #11 - sinisterz (07/20/2013) [-]
paid off didn't it?
User avatar #41 to #23 - carnageboy (07/20/2013) [-]
You are Sherlock ******* Holmes
#82 to #41 - rihardololz (07/20/2013) [-]
so hes Sherlock who 			******		 Holmes
so hes Sherlock who ****** Holmes
User avatar #83 to #23 - paras (07/20/2013) [-]
hours apart ***** ... and yes it did pay off thanks for asking
User avatar #61 to #11 - jokersaysamuseme (07/20/2013) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolls 55**
#72 to #61 - romagnum (07/20/2013) [-]
wut
#44 - metalkprint (07/20/2013) [-]
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My dick hurts
#47 to #44 - curveball (07/20/2013) [-]
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#4 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
8th grade, have some obnoxious girl in my class, she's the odd one out in the seating chart, off on her own
Some Kid: Now you get to be a loner
Girl: Loner with a-...
Teacher: What?
Girl: What?
User avatar #54 to #4 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
loner with a boner? is that what she was gonna say?
User avatar #32 to #4 - stijnverheye (07/20/2013) [-]
Me:What?
#7 - imdrwiggles (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - ineedtotakeapiss (07/20/2013) [-]
I remember back on Year 10 in High School I walked into my Drama class and sat down next to my friends and started moving my legs around. They asked me what i was doing and I told them that my dick was hurting. Then a few minutes later the loud obnoxious girl in the class walked in with her friends late again and stood around while everyone else sat down. Her friends asked her why she wasn't sitting down and she said that her ass was hurting. My friends between me and her whilst I slowly nodded to them.

tl;dr Friends thought I ass ****** a girl. I went along because **** the police
User avatar #29 to #28 - ineedtotakeapiss (07/20/2013) [-]
My friends looked between*
#25 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
#10 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
in high school this girl started coughing grabbing her throat and shout ow my folopian tube
true story
#38 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
#89 - psychadelicace (07/20/2013) [-]
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