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How to be the worst monstrosity tn ever waddle into Huehuehu eh
Pstart with veggies
yourself and order a footlong on ' contary Cheddar bread
That bread falls apart more than any other, and it can' t hold liquid so the mes will fuck it into oblivion.
Eerder one of the 'tray' meats, IE steak, tuna, or any of the chicken dishes
awe: Ord er the roast beef; it' s 80% frozen 100% of the time and it' s a bitch to separate into eight pieces for the newish
on' t have them toast it unless there' s a huge rush.
Eerder bacon once you' re on veggies so they have to go back
them that you come in often and you want them to press the '3' button on the microwave
On 3, it will cook so long it' ll burn the everythiing shit out of the employees hands when they pluck it out of the microwave
their name to the end of every sentence from here on out
them you want shitloads of lettuce, cucumber, and tomatoes
for lots of pickles; they' re impossible to place on the sandwich just right
for oil and vinegar
Ffucking. Oil and vinegar. Goddamned. Overload
Abosolutely saturate that shit.
I want you to make that sandwich so wet it is sopping
for heavy oregano then tell them you' re good
t have them cut it, the fun has just begun.
they' re trying to fold this behemoth of a sandwich, remind them that you want guacamole.
sandwich, pay for the extra bacon and guac
Swaddle to bathroom with sandwich
Hiram sandwich into toilet
You magnificent bastard.