YouTube man.. gets me everyday time.. Inga’: my this Sam playiing 154 I leavanny first ,, Magma: ? rael% at Shin: haw you tiamat' Alltaf?. Alice - I have a kid now. John - ....................................... Lol she aint getting no reply.
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User avatar #40 - csonosky (07/20/2013) [-]
my first blowjob sucked
User avatar #65 to #40 - musclezglassez (07/20/2013) [-]
LOL. wp
User avatar #67 to #40 - hamsterpantsftw (07/20/2013) [-]
one would hope....because if it blew...
#61 to #40 - spanishninja (07/20/2013) [-]
TFW gf  her first blowjob and accidentally pump air in your dick
TFW gf her first blowjob and accidentally pump air in your dick
User avatar #44 to #40 - derpyhoovezz (07/20/2013) [-]
moms vacuum dosent count
User avatar #57 to #40 - SuperHyperCrazy ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Mine was nothing but teeth scraping my dick
User avatar #59 to #57 - dyllygaf ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
I like teeth during a blowjob
#119 to #57 - John Cena (09/26/2014) [-]
i want a blowjob with teeth (done right). don't like pain, but the dare makes me so hard and it looks so daring hot seeing teeth on the dick. I love to collect porn where i can see a sexy mouth tease dick with teeth. *nibble*
User avatar #13 - BigBaldNold (07/19/2013) [-]
Alice - I have a kid now.

John - .......................................

Lol she aint getting no reply.
#101 to #13 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
"2 months" - "1 week" ... I guess, he's safe
#50 to #13 - ubercomfychair (07/20/2013) [-]
gotta watch out for those blowjob pregnancies. thats why you always wear a condom even if she is giving you the old lickaroo
#60 to #13 - allennis ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
I sure hope that blowjob didn't get her pregnant.
I sure hope that blowjob didn't get her pregnant.
User avatar #47 to #17 - zyconx (07/20/2013) [-]
*laughs*
*looks to the right*
"Me on 9gag"
#88 to #47 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
And... your reaction?
User avatar #114 to #88 - zyconx (07/22/2013) [-]
Im sorry but zyconx is no longer with us, he commited suicide moments after posting this comment.
#27 to #17 - rmoran (07/20/2013) [-]
"Me on 9gag"
#1 - jasonab (07/19/2013) [-]
**jasonab rolled a random image posted in comment #692440 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Am I the only one wandering what song it was?
#14 to #1 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
Dingdingding, [url deleted]
The current top comment is a reply to the last comment in this pic...
...they're quite old and have a lot more thumbs now!
#15 to #14 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
************
Url hiding.
/watch?v=DOTXZKLrPzw

Ain't even mad.
#18 to #1 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
wondering*
User avatar #64 to #1 - clittyrubquick (07/20/2013) [-]
Cassius - Feeling for you Here's the song it was. Read the top comments...
User avatar #2 to #1 - whoofwho (07/19/2013) [-]
It was probably Tyga - Rack City (Explicit) seemings it sounds like the bitch was a stripper.
User avatar #3 to #2 - whoofwho (07/19/2013) [-]
this*
#32 to #2 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
seemings? REALLY? I don't usually grammar nazi people, but for ***** sake. that's not even a word... seeing as is what you're looking for. have a nice day.
User avatar #34 to #32 - whoofwho (07/20/2013) [-]
I did correct myself.
#36 to #34 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
My apologies, I did not see that, please take my thumb.
#30 - frysfrys (07/20/2013) [-]
Giving my first blow job was weird... You know, me being a dude and all...
#71 to #30 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #100 to #71 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
"fag"
- **************
#102 to #100 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
"fag"
-fag with a my little pony avatar
#104 to #103 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
wow that really put me in my place, good job
#72 to #30 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
fag
#20 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
Her icon on youtube says "I heart John <3"
#26 to #20 - rambomanthree (07/20/2013) [-]
Knowing the likes of her.. she has probably met many "johns".
User avatar #52 to #26 - ethkot (07/20/2013) [-]
and many Mr. Smiths
#25 - bloodmachine (07/20/2013) [-]
She says that she is blowing dudes to music but you can't get a kid form bj's. So Alice is up to something else.
#63 to #25 - destructodan **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #25 - hitlersoneballsack (07/20/2013) [-]
perhaps she ***** to classical
#76 - wobblewub (07/20/2013) [-]
Haha, all these comments talking about first blowjobs.   
   
Haha... ha...   
   
I'll leave now
Haha, all these comments talking about first blowjobs.

Haha... ha...

I'll leave now
#116 to #76 - jakeattack (07/23/2013) [-]
Ah yes flexibility
#23 - chrsbrrss (07/20/2013) [-]
I got my first blowjob last week. It was pretty great... That is all.
#45 to #23 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
Congrats dude!
User avatar #49 to #23 - yorker (07/20/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club.
#37 to #23 - mascaradick (07/20/2013) [-]
Dont understand why they are thumbing you down! Great for you man!
Blowjobs are nice from both ends!
#19 - originialname (07/20/2013) [-]
**originialname rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Just why? ** i got my first blowjob at a zoo..it was horrible
User avatar #22 to #19 - sirnigga (07/20/2013) [-]
no wonder i wasn't allowed near the petting zoo as a kid i wanted to see sheep you ass
User avatar #43 to #19 - tehpwnz (07/20/2013) [-]
what the **** is up with the bitch in the picture?
#53 to #19 - brockton (07/20/2013) [-]
really? I heard giraffes give good head. You know the tongue and all...
#118 to #19 - John Cena (09/26/2014) [-]
was the tigress not in the mood? *roar*
#89 to #77 - sedativechunk (07/20/2013) [-]
Nice try, I almost gave you a thumb for that
Nice try, I almost gave you a thumb for that
User avatar #41 to #19 - dekyrptonian (07/20/2013) [-]
and that was the last time they let you into petting zoo's
#21 to #19 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
















wtf, man??
#4 - coddleflopking (07/19/2013) [-]
What a remarkable coincidence
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazylance (07/19/2013) [-]
Commander Hairgel? Is that you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - coddleflopking (07/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I escaped my execution with the power of Gorgeous Hair!
#7 to #6 - crazylance (07/19/2013) [-]
Glad to hear that! So ... what're you planning now? Since you know, you escaped execution and all.
User avatar #8 to #7 - coddleflopking (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad you asked, I need recruits for a very important mission...
I plan to set up shop and sell some of the Emperors Finest hair gel to my fellowBlood Ravens, so all can enjoy my power, however, I lack the special ingredient, Tyranid Swarmlord eggs, I'm all out!!
#9 to #8 - crazylance (07/19/2013) [-]
Well **** , those are pretty rare no? How do you even plan to get them? Oh wait, you're going to go with your hair-gelled Blood Ravens to some Tyranid swarms aren't you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - coddleflopking (07/19/2013) [-]
Yep, charge right in without saying a word.
#11 to #10 - crazylance (07/19/2013) [-]
Hmm ... well, it doesn't seem like a good battle plan, but oh well, you -did- escape execution with your unquestionable leadership, well, best of luck to you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - coddleflopking (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you, random citizen!
#46 to #4 - tehpwnz (07/20/2013) [-]
40k thread anyone?
#68 to #46 - steelcrasher (07/20/2013) [-]
Ohh please yes !
User avatar #98 - lolryzaxx (07/20/2013) [-]
anyone else wondering what song they are talking about
#56 - levchenko (07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Hey guys
User avatar #93 - jorah (07/20/2013) [-]
My first and only blowjob was in the 10th grade on the schoolbus at the back.
#35 - playcolt (07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I believe this is how most women expect a blowjob to go
#39 to #35 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
this is exactly how my first went. she was that scared. so disappointed
User avatar #28 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/20/2013) [-]
Wait, if she's a slut who blows dudes to this song, how did she know which dude made that comment? For all we know it could have been Steve or Jerry.
User avatar #54 to #28 - temporalguardian (07/20/2013) [-]
dude jerry's an asshole dont even talk about him you know how he hurt op

Sassy gay friend
User avatar #48 to #28 - yorker (07/20/2013) [-]
It said it was her first blowjob.
User avatar #105 to #48 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/20/2013) [-]
Still doesn't confirm that that's John. Maybe John was her first, but she wasn't John's first.

I don't even know why I'm continuing with this.
User avatar #106 to #105 - yorker (07/20/2013) [-]
Yes she was, dumbass.
It says he got his first blowjob listening to the song, and she gave her first blowjob to the song.
User avatar #107 to #106 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/20/2013) [-]
But who says that her first BJ and his first BJ were with each other? for all we know He could have been given a BJ by a different chick and he just likes listening to whatever song they're talking about whenever he's blown.
User avatar #108 to #107 - yorker (07/20/2013) [-]
THEY WERE JOKING. THE GUY WAS PLAYING ALONG.
User avatar #109 to #108 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/20/2013) [-]
I know they were, If you see my reply to anon, you would have known that. I KNOW IT'S A ******* JOKE!
User avatar #112 to #109 - yorker (07/20/2013) [-]
Then don't try to continue analyzing.
User avatar #113 to #112 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/21/2013) [-]
I didn't, I quit when anon replied. I only continued once you commented, so I tried explaining my reasoning.
User avatar #16 - coledu ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
#33 to #16 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
her avatar is i love john, seems legit.
User avatar #74 - mentlgen (07/20/2013) [-]
lul
User avatar #75 to #74 - mentlgen (07/20/2013) [-]
GOOD GOD MY NAME IS BLUE!
User avatar #97 to #75 - zaiopeperse (07/20/2013) [-]
yes it is
#62 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/20/2013) [-]
*******		 slut
******* slut
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