Holy Keanu. well, that's water but it looks darker because of his jacket I am Sir Buzz Killington. Holy Keanu reves Jesus take the wheel i am drunk wine
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User avatar #27 to #1 - imaspecial (07/20/2013) [-]
he wanted a haircut
#42 to #27 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Your profile picture confused the **** out of me.
#56 to #27 - PadreRasta (07/20/2013) [-]
I always watned to ask this to someone with your picture, and never have been so bored. So, this is the time.   
   
If FJ changed it's layout a long while ago, and that picture lost it's purpose, why do you and many others, still use it?   
   
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I always watned to ask this to someone with your picture, and never have been so bored. So, this is the time.

If FJ changed it's layout a long while ago, and that picture lost it's purpose, why do you and many others, still use it?

Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #17 to #1 - bobthedilder (07/19/2013) [-]
I feel Keanu Returns would've been better.
#22 - neocortex (07/19/2013) [-]
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I'm really happy to see Keanu smile in the pictures and actually look happy for a change, poor man went through a lot and I'm glad he got over some of the pain :>
#7 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #7 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
clash of the titans
#48 to #7 - nightdude (07/20/2013) [-]
this gave me a feel
#18 - MasterManiac (07/19/2013) [-]
Keanu Reeves gives practically all his money away to charity, lives in a small apartment and even uses public transport. All in all he seems a really cool guy.
Keanu Reeves gives practically all his money away to charity, lives in a small apartment and even uses public transport. All in all he seems a really cool guy.
#46 to #18 - abachonk (07/20/2013) [-]
And he is also a bad actor.

So...

He's just a normal good guy basically...
User avatar #33 to #18 - kirkbot (07/20/2013) [-]
I live in a small apartment, use public transport and at the end of the month, I have no money left
I must be a saint
User avatar #36 to #33 - mcswoof (07/20/2013) [-]
No, you are the average human being.
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User avatar #57 to #44 - kirkbot (07/20/2013) [-]
I wrote in cursive
I heard that's the way to express sarcasm on FunnyJunk
#93 to #57 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't see the issue here. He was arguing against the point implied by your sarcasm, i.e. I must be a saint.
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User avatar #61 to #57 - fannypack (07/20/2013) [-]
You know, that's not cursive.
User avatar #62 to #61 - kirkbot (07/20/2013) [-]
I mean Italic. English is not my first language. We call it Kursiv here
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#6 - internetbridgetrol (07/19/2013) [-]
It's just the color of his coat reflected in the water.
WOW THAT'S AMAZING
User avatar #10 to #6 - mykoira (07/19/2013) [-]
i would rather say that it's an empty bottle
#12 to #6 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Why put water in a wine bottle and pour said bottle into a wine glass
#50 to #6 - fractalius (07/20/2013) [-]
The file name for this picture is "AreYouDaft.png"

I laugh every time
User avatar #26 - holololland (07/19/2013) [-]
i think kianu reaves is a pretty cool guy. eh kils ageant smith and doesn’t afraid of anything.
#32 to #26 - morganfreesloth (07/20/2013) [-]
also does anyone have the gif of this pic?
#39 to #32 - Xavage (07/20/2013) [-]
This is the only one I got. You're welcome.
This is the only one I got. You're welcome.
User avatar #102 to #39 - morganfreesloth (07/20/2013) [-]
thanks thats what i needed
#52 - yotelometo (07/20/2013) [-]
mine is better.
#25 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
He is also Siddhartha AKA the Buddha
#35 to #25 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE THAT MOVIE!
User avatar #14 - galaxyguy ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
You know... It isn't actually uncommon (in fact, quite the opposite) to have a bottle of water with your wine when you eat at a fancy restaurant. This is so you don't have to quench your thirst with wine, and thus can avoid getting embarrassingly drunk at a formal dinner.

Gods, people, do you even savor fine cuisine?
#23 to #14 - xmegustax (07/19/2013) [-]
That's a good explanation but you forgot the most important part; IT"S KEANU REEVES
#43 to #14 - whathappenslive ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
most of us can't afford it..
User avatar #51 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
I think it is his brown jacket showing through the clear liquid. I know it is a joke but that is my theory.
#53 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
He is the philosopher's stone.
User avatar #54 - choclategum (07/20/2013) [-]
I couldn't even enjoy the joke because of all the smartass killjoys in the comments.
User avatar #97 - lyestcer (07/20/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that he ordered the wine and that the water is the customary bottle that some restaurants keep on the table for the diners.
User avatar #15 - corso ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Actually, the label on the bottle is light grey, which makes it seem like it's filled with water.
#11 - northard (07/19/2013) [-]
What if there's vodka in the bottle and grapejuice in the glass?

...I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I know for sure it was something good!
User avatar #16 to #11 - grapejuice (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't think I could fit in a glass,
User avatar #30 - iamconbon (07/20/2013) [-]
also could be that many restaurants, especially Italian, serve a large bottle of water with whatever you drink
#20 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
#4 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
its water in the glass, it just looks dark because of the angle of the photo...
#2 - restfullwicked ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
he could have ordered a bottle of water and a glass of wine? im going to stop now, sorry.
#55 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
This is like the oldest repost.

goddammit OP you untalented nerd
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