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#7 - funnyjunkforlife
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(07/19/2013) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 77**
#81 to #7 - spanishninja ONLINE
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#86 to #7 - zackmorris
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**zackmorris rolls 425** I'll never get trips.
#64 to #7 - ekkeerr
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Actually, trips if you count comment #
#88 to #7 - alhemicar
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**alhemicar rolls 5,203**

You deserve every thumb.
#27 to #7 - rainbowroyale
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(07/19/2013) [-]
well ****
#111 to #7 - srhkid
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(07/20/2013) [-]
**** yes!
#162 to #7 - aussieftw
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**aussieftw rolls 42** This thread has the least amount of dubs to attempts I've ever seen
#148 to #7 - aleeyam
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**aleeyam rolls 38**
#149 to #148 - aleeyam
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#153 to #7 - waterbottlemanboy
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#154 to #7 - waterbottlemanboy
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**waterbottlemanboy rolls 19**
#161 to #7 - funnyjunkforlife
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#167 to #7 - kaboomz
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**kaboomz rolls 50** dat username
#168 to #167 - funnyjunkforlife
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#163 to #7 - xxcxpxx
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**xxcxpxx rolls 66** check em
#164 to #163 - funnyjunkforlife
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#166 to #164 - xxcxpxx
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#35 to #7 - iloverapingmen
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(07/19/2013) [-]
OMG dubs wow your so cool lemme give you all my thumbs

Jesus ******* Christ; whoever thumbed that up has a serious case of retardation
#83 to #35 - adrianoc
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Idk why you had -1 thumb, you're correct. The dub picture didn't even have anything to do with the content which makes this even more stupid. It feels good to see that I'm not the only one who doesn't cum when I see dubs and then proceed to post some overused reaction image to scrape together a few thumbs.    
   
A big **** you to all the other people who rolled but kudos to those who didn't delete after the fail like some other assholes.   
   
Gif related, the turtle represents dub threads in general
Idk why you had -1 thumb, you're correct. The dub picture didn't even have anything to do with the content which makes this even more stupid. It feels good to see that I'm not the only one who doesn't cum when I see dubs and then proceed to post some overused reaction image to scrape together a few thumbs.

A big **** you to all the other people who rolled but kudos to those who didn't delete after the fail like some other assholes.

Gif related, the turtle represents dub threads in general
#160 to #83 - nock **User deleted account**
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#75 to #35 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
nice one bro, you sure showed them!
#157 to #35 - funnyjunkforlife
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#65 to #7 - salamanderman
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#102 to #65 - billydabob
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NNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
#103 to #102 - salamanderman
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#105 to #103 - billydabob
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(07/20/2013) [-]
holy **** I just read your name

Any more .gifs?

And he's putting out an album soon **** yea
#114 to #105 - salamanderman
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NNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#165 to #114 - billydabob
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(07/20/2013) [-]
requesting pink guy pls
#91 to #65 - franktonfire
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NNNYEEEEEEESSSS
#15 to #7 - flixoe
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#144 to #7 - deathsreaper
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**deathsreaper rolls 13**
#24 to #7 - arcanezero
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wow....
wow....
#141 to #7 - markisawesome
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**markisawesome rolls 43**
#95 to #7 - andrewolfzoom
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**andrewolfzoom rolls 04**
#132 to #7 - satnaam
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#100 to #7 - datgrass
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#101 to #100 - datgrass
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my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10 to #7 - vomitjar
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**vomitjar rolls 68**
#21 to #10 - gobnick
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**gobnick rolls 37** eh
**gobnick rolls 37** eh
#34 to #21 - kandazz
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**kandazz rolls 24** Let's keep the fail train rollin'!
#49 to #34 - imaspecial
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#89 to #49 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 775** Singles
#92 to #7 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 41** no.
#55 to #7 - skrynox
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**skrynox rolls 44** To everyone that failed, this is how you do it.
#58 to #55 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 54**

Like this?
#66 to #58 - skrynox
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#62 to #58 - anon
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Let me teach you.

*roll 2*
#159 to #62 - hairibar
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How... How did it not roll?
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#78 to #55 - seemerollin
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**seemerollin rolls 25** I just want to try to extend the doubles.
**seemerollin rolls 25** I just want to try to extend the doubles.
#2 - scotlandman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to offer a twix...
#71 to #2 - hlgrindstaff
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I don't get it...
#80 to #71 - dropz
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#82 to #80 - hlgrindstaff
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Ohhhhhh. Thank you sir.
#61 to #2 - herpderpberp
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he had no twix up his sleeve.
#28 to #2 - majornod
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A guess it was quite a..."Twix"
#3 to #2 - deaththekidkun
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#26 to #3 - anon
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so do i
#30 - timmywankenobi
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this reminds me of this one time when I was about 19 I had bought a box of gobstoppers at the corner store on my way home from the mall (cause I live like a six minute walk from the mall) and I ate some of them and then after a few minutes I had had enough and was comming up to a park that I could use as a short cut home bycutting across it. so I decided to cut through and about half way through I noticed some kids who lived directly across the street from me were playing in the park so I figured they might like the rest of the candy so I said "hey anon 1, hey anon 2 here's some candy just for you !" so they recognize m and run over for free candy I had it over every things all cool ,then suddenly thier mother start squaking "Pedophile !! get away from the chlidren !" and running in my direction so I do a quick look behind me to see who she is talking about.Then seeing no one around it hit me she was talking about me !, so she come right up clos to me basically putting her nose in my eye and says" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AUDLTS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THIS PARK, YOUR NOT FROM AROUND HERE WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?, WHY DID YOU SPEAK TO THE CHILDREN ?!!, WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM ? DID YOU GIVE THEM POISION CANDY ?! so I'm like woah woah woah, did you just call me a pedophile and imply men only walk through parks to abduct and rape children ? also this is a public park open to everyone not just the people you want here. also I don't know why you don't recognize me we have been neighbors for 7 years and we have met at least 6 differnt times .why the hell would you think I would poision candy eat it myself and then give the rest to children that's retarded, and finally if I wanted to rape your sons don't you think it would be more logical for me to have done it one of the multiple times you sent one of them to borrow a cup of sugar from my house at like 10 pm ?
#112 to #30 - anon
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Seems legit.
#133 to #30 - silverhellion
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that was a good story.
that was a good story.
#31 to #30 - timmywankenobi
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her face immedatly turned reddish purple and she shouted at a inhuman level "that's it I don't know wo you are but you deffinatly don't live around here I'm calling the police on you sicko! " So I just said **** this **** I'm going home. so I turned and said by anon 1 by anon 2 and they we like "later dude" and walked to my house across from the park slowly unocked the door while she glared walked inside then looked out the window at her and slowly close the blinds.the look on her face was priceless.
#33 to #31 - timmywankenobi
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also even though it is not revelant to the story I just want it to be noted the woman in question was fat as **** like 370 pounds .
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#41 to #38 - timmywankenobi
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naw she ******* bat **** crazy, it's like she thinks every shadow is a pedophile or rapists and every rustling bush is a grizzily bear waiting to get her and her sons.
#77 to #33 - theawesomeguy
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that changed the entire story for me, i thought that she was skinny the whole time
#37 to #33 - azumeow
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Fat women are the worst human beings...
#39 to #37 - timmywankenobi
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I wouldn't say that .
#40 to #39 - azumeow
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Okay, maybe Jehovah's witnesses and mormons are a bit worst. But only a bit.
#117 to #40 - RandomAnonGuy
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Speaking of their ilk, my sister recently had a baby and not 24 hours after she was born some bitch came in and gave them a bunch of Christian pamphlets. Which wouldn't be so bad except they were all about how my sister and her boyfriend had nothing to do with the creation of the child and that it wasn't their daughter it was actually gods, **** like that.
Good for you having faith and all, but can't you see how that could be a little bit offensive?
#42 to #40 - timmywankenobi
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oh man those door to door mormons keep comming back to try to convert me to mormonisim from christianty .I'm like no thank you ,I know all about mormonisim and it's not for me thanks anyway. but they keep comming back at dinner time ever couple of months to see if I've changed my mind and how they came all the way to Montreal,Canada from utah as missionaries .I'm like should you go to like far away to 3rd world countries or something ? and they said "Oh we're not that kind of missionarie's"
#99 to #42 - dontknowmeatall
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I live across the street from a Jehova's witnesses missionaries reunion point and every Saturday at 8am they knock my door. After some months of that happening, I researched JW's doctrine and believings and I studied the Bible a lot. When they came to my house I sent them back doubting of their faith, using the Bible they carried with them. After six months they banned my house from their list and moved the reunion point. I made them lose like a quarter of their church. And I would do it again.
#43 to #42 - azumeow
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What n00bs. Everyone knows God gives 10x as many points for converting dying Africans with barely enough food to get by and civil wars to deal with.

"But mister, if God's so nice...why...why do we have to suffer like this?"

"Because God chose the Jews, but they ****** up."
#44 to #43 - timmywankenobi
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lol
#96 to #31 - brokenboulevard
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Thumbs for you.
Thumbs for you.
#56 to #31 - guiguito
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i admire how calm you responded, tho you gotta admit it still creepy seeing a dude handing candy to your kids.
which makes me wonder what kind of neighborhood you live in, if it's like a bad one we know why she was such a bitch about it.
#60 to #56 - timmywankenobi
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it is just a normal suburban neighborhood. hasn't been a murder in 15 years and police patrol every few hours so there are any drug dealers or anything around. I think the last crime around here was a old man got stabbed like 3 or 4 years ago but even that was like 4 blocks away.
#104 to #31 - darkjustifier
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I enjoyed this
#45 to #31 - patriotpenguin
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guess someone isent getting any more sugar
#46 to #45 - timmywankenobi
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lel she hasn't asked again since.
#47 to #46 - patriotpenguin
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i guess she thought you'd poison that too
#48 to #47 - timmywankenobi
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wouldn't put it past her she has some weird form of paranoia she seems to think every man she isn't personally aquanited with is a sicko out to get her or her sons but has no problem with strange women haging around the neighborhood.
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#50 to #31 - lolsrsslybro
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shoulda let her call the cops
#170 to #50 - lathyrusvii
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I concur.
#51 to #50 - timmywankenobi
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why , a woman like her would have just lied and said I tried to grab her kids or olest them or something. Even if I say no thats not true who are they gonna believe ? plus she could probably scare or bribe her kids into lying. plus with all her yelling my other neighbors were looking at us. most importantly all I would have was my word and a empty box of candy.
#52 to #51 - lolsrsslybro
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it would have been pretty awesome to see her get embarrassed. i just thought the kids would have defended you.. it's pretty ridiculous since you said you guys were neighbors for 7 years.

also there's no law against talking to those kids.
#53 to #52 - timmywankenobi
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ya I dunno they just kinda sat there silently watching the whole thing.
#72 to #31 - amuro
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Nice man, cold headed honky. That is the right attitude.
#67 - kingron
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#16 - nass
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New Girl with Zooey Deschanel, for the ones who wonder... great show
New Girl with Zooey Deschanel, for the ones who wonder... great show
#74 to #16 - anon
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the show ******* sucks, i like zoey but her character is unbearable.
#94 to #16 - theturkeyburger
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The ******* theme song to the show.... My ******* god is it annoying
#63 to #16 - captalexander
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I watch it for the plot.
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#8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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i just wanted to
#70 to #8 - EpicWinnar
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I expected her to end up with a picture of Dickbutt.
#17 to #8 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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That's not Walter's recipe, it isn't even blue.
#18 to #17 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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happy? !?!
#19 to #18 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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So happy you don't even want to know.
#59 - iamnotcool
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#134 to #59 - caylencloud
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smosh reference!!!!!!!!!!!!
#121 - spetsnazvymple
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this is thumbed until you see that the user is phanact
#137 to #121 - iloveanon
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#122 to #121 - phanact [OP]
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Why does it matter who uploads it?
If you enjoy the content, thumb it up, even if its someone you hate
#158 to #122 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I love you.
#146 to #122 - princeofbrokensoul
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i agree.
#139 to #122 - goodguygary
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moved on from comments to content huh phanny?
#135 to #122 - musclezglassez
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orange text ftw
#131 to #122 - spyisspy
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i agree with this
#124 to #122 - lordvimless
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a lot of hate for you again
it will pass again
#125 to #122 - spetsnazvymple
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yes, and i don't hate you. plus I've seen this 4 times so its impossible for me to enjoy
#127 to #122 - andromedika
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**andromedika rolls 51** Nobody likes a moralfag
**andromedika rolls 51** Nobody likes a moralfag
#128 to #127 - phanact [OP]
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Its not even morals, its logic
#129 to #128 - andromedika
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gud nuff
#5 - thewaronbeingcool
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(07/19/2013) [-]
...Who the **** makes candy?
#6 to #5 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
His grandma.
#9 to #5 - anon
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Willy Wonka. Hersheys. Mars. Nestle. Ferrero. Haribo. Lindt. General Mills. Glico. Toostie. Riccola. Clif. Jelly Belly. Pez. Generally companies that sell candy for a profit.

Rephrase your question you retarded ****.
#69 to #9 - KittyWantsCandy
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and grandma.. don't forget grandma.
#36 to #9 - minsheme
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You knew the intended meaning of it, no reason to literally get mad over your own joke.
#23 to #9 - lukewarmpigeon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i though riccola made cough drops
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#32 to #9 - thewaronbeingcool
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Oh yeah because that's obviously what I meant you cunt.

I meant who makes home-made candy, like the content implies.
#138 to #32 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I don't know..   
   
   
Maybe people who won't want to ******* pay for candy.
Oh, I don't know..


Maybe people who won't want to ******* pay for candy.
#169 to #138 - minsheme
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Candy ingredients are totally free.
#170 to #32 - minsheme
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Why did you get voted down in the first place? Pretty annoying how someone making a grammar nazi joke has turned into people calling each other faggots, it's anons fault.
#140 to #32 - redstag
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AND GRANDMA ALWAYS MAKES THE BEST ******* CANDY!!! YOU SON OF BITCH! MY GRANDMOTHER MAKES THE BEST ******* ALMOND ROCA YOU FAGGOT.
#14 to #5 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I made candied orange peels recently. It isn't difficult to make candy things. Anyone who isn't a lazy **** can make candy.
#97 to #5 - brokenboulevard
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Its' actually pretty simple to do...
#119 to #97 - kikisu
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Unless you don't have the right equipment. The very first time I tried to make hard candy, it turned into a gooey paste. Still amazing but not what I wanted at all.
#54 - fabelousnagger
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