Asians. .. Because they don't get to go back without gold. At least not alive. Asians Because they don't get to go back without gold At least not alive
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#2 - givemethesalt
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Because they don't get to go back without gold. At least not alive.
#18 to #2 - tenfinnvo
Reply +61
(07/19/2013) [-]
Actually, when i was in china, it was said to me that winners of gold at olympics get treated like kings, get their own butlers, have huge houses and are absolutely free to do what they want- as long as they train and get more gold. As soon as you get silver, YOU are a butler. At max.
#146 to #18 - deathstare
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I think that's a really ******* stupid policy. It's exactly like the fans attacking and crippling professional players because they made a mistake. These ****** can do **** even you couldn't do while dreaming and you treat them like you're still better than them.
And **** the whole, "It's because they are representing our country" ****, because ****** hell, if someone proved themselves to be great enough to even make it to the world stage, they ******* EARNED that spot! Give them praise and acknowledgement, because these professional athletes could have decided to do something that takes so much less effort, but they decided to bust their asses for our entertainment!
#227 to #146 - Killerwale
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(07/20/2013) [-]
honestly, you're thinking too hard about it, it's china, a country with soo many people, they can do that, it;s in their mind set, life is really cheap there, you fail to make the country look good, there's a replacement already waiting, they would rather replace a "defected" athlete then fix him and make him better, like a spoiled brat really, plays with a toy till it breaks, then gets a new one. even if they do work their asses off and are technically better than most, there's always more where it came from, hell some of them trained when they started walking. *shrug* i don't really care.
honestly, you're thinking too hard about it, it's china, a country with soo many people, they can do that, it;s in their mind set, life is really cheap there, you fail to make the country look good, there's a replacement already waiting, they would rather replace a "defected" athlete then fix him and make him better, like a spoiled brat really, plays with a toy till it breaks, then gets a new one. even if they do work their asses off and are technically better than most, there's always more where it came from, hell some of them trained when they started walking. *shrug* i don't really care.
#238 to #227 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
In their act of attempting to make themselves look like a superior country by this policy, it just makes them seem brutal and harsh to every other country. Not only has their plan failed but now everything thinks they're even bigger dicks than previously though
#235 to #227 - lordoxygen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Is that Khal Drogo?
#208 to #146 - tenfinnvo
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#8 - arrisarrad
Reply -242
(07/19/2013) [-]
That's because the government isn't holding their families hostage XD
#36 to #8 - herecomesjohnny
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i'm chinese and that ****** retarded XDDDD
#54 to #36 - emmai
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#56 to #54 - herecomesjohnny
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#158 to #8 - dedj ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
goddammit, i really liked the comment. Why the XD though? Why ?!!
#102 to #8 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Nearly 100 neg thumbs because of 2 capital letters supposed to resemble the posters expression.

Pathetic...
#103 to #8 - repostpatrol
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#104 to #8 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
5/5 LE BRETTY GUD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#115 to #8 - songemot
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(07/20/2013) [-]
All those thumbs would be green if you had just left off the last two letters.
#203 to #8 - arrisarrad
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Dear Diary, today I learned something new about FJ. Apparently, everybody hates the emoticon "XD" for no readily apparent reason. This is my first major discovery of "what to do to get red thumbed into oblivion" since I learned my lesson about sharing opinions.

Sincerely, Arris Arrad.
#222 to #203 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Since early-to-mid 2012, interweb analysts have observed a steadily developing niche within the Funnyjunk community. The phenomenon has been tracked since its popularization and meme-ification. Reports of occurrences each indicate a strong collective response from users comprising the emotional aspect. Other aspects such as logical reasoning have yet to be observed, even in trace amounts.

The alleged stimulus to the response is "XD", a textual emoticon that is popular in social outlets such as Twitter and tumblr, especially among the adolescent age group. The phenomenon has been referred to as the Chi-Delta Rage, or CDR, within informal literature.
#224 to #222 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Dr. Robert Ginete, Ph.D. internet psychology, remarked the following, "We've been attacking this mystery for quite a while now. Months of inquiry, experimentation, and analysis have yielded very little in our objective understanding of the CDR occurrence. We know that the emoticon triggers what we call a 'flash flood' of unusual biochemicals."

The list of these macro-compounds has been released on reddit and 4chan. Previous studies seem to indicate a strong correlation between some of these neurochemicals and "red" emotions, e.g. anger, frustration, etc.

"Honestly, we're not even sure what the mechanism behind CDR is in nature. It is most likely a very complicated process, stochastic maybe. Certain observations imply a biochemical mechanism, while others support a brunt psychological chain. It could be a multi-causal emergence," continued Ginete. Rigorous studies and analyses concerning the "XD" mystery are still in progress. For now, we'll have to stick to our gut and watch out.
#218 to #203 - fedegon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Yep, pretty much.
#70 to #8 - silverlance
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(07/19/2013) [-]
How to incur the wrath of the FunnyJunk community
Step 1: XD
#41 to #8 - crazyolitis
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#6 - heafi
Reply +229
(07/19/2013) [-]
Bronze winners are more happy than silver winners in general. The bronze winners still made it into the top 3 against all others, the silver winners lost against the 1st.
#198 to #6 - hydraetis
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Like when the US hockey team lost against Canada in Whistler and started crying like babies
#241 to #6 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
She's haawwt for a silver medalist. I only go for GOLD ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW, YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE ALWAYS BELIEVE INNNN
#53 to #6 - revisandbutthead
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Plus bronze winners end on a win.
#93 to #6 - walkerjam
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(07/19/2013) [-]
And then there's the one placed 4th. Ouchie.
#24 - itsbendingtime
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Oh you win silver medal?
That make you 1st loser.
#230 to #24 - noblekira
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh you won sirver medar? what you think your ancestor buirt good warr of china? no he buirt great warr, dumbass
#1 - fassticman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
great britain when
great britain when
#15 to #1 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I want to say something about the maracas and sombreros but..

just.. wut.
#126 to #1 - cjasper
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(07/20/2013) [-]
they were third...not that great.
#5 - taye
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Great Britain in the olympics
Great Britain in the olympics
#50 to #5 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
> The country that has one of the highest population - medal ration in the world.
#159 to #50 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I sense a butthurt britfag who can't take a joke.
#118 to #50 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Not true there are some countries that never even won a medal before
#109 to #5 - ilikelolz
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(07/20/2013) [-]
source - Remi Gaillard
from what I remember
#10 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
Reply +124
(07/19/2013) [-]
Also this.
#63 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Please, this can't be real?!
#165 to #63 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
sadly it is.
americans are not very bright.
#177 to #165 - thejgwentworth
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#120 to #10 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Englands football team is kinda bad, they have great players but are the unluckiest people on earth
#200 to #10 - guymandude
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(07/20/2013) [-]
oh my god that Bunker Hill bit got me, even my old history teacher would have thought I was weird for laughing that hard.
#37 to #10 - onceman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This was the world cup and England were laughing and partying around because of how easy the group they got was and they actually struggled. Plus American football wasn't as good as it had been in previous world cups like 2002 and 2006.

This is how England saw it
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#77 to #37 - fukkendragonite
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(07/19/2013) [-]
No no.... That's how The Sun saw it. The average reading age of that newspapers readers is 15.

It's the scum paper and everyone else, or at least the people I talked to knew it would be fairly tough.
#78 to #77 - fukkendragonite
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(07/19/2013) [-]
There CERTAINLY wasn't any 'partying' that's something I can guarantee.
#140 to #77 - onceman
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh well sorry I wasn't aware, were most English people expecting to win though?
#225 to #140 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
well yeah most of the country was expecting to win all the games, but that's because we still have this deluded sense about our national team that we can win the world cup! when in fact we are woeful!
#119 to #77 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
fairly tough?? i agree is not easy but any team in the world would feel glad if they get that group.
#68 - forevertrombone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
&lt; America wins gold
< America wins gold
#197 to #68 - wyattgc
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Good lord he is such an asshole it is amazing.
#226 to #197 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
It's fake, you know?

But Phelps is still a total douche, like many cocky professionals in and outside the US.
#231 to #226 - wyattgc
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
The first half isn't fake though....
#237 to #231 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
The splashing? Yeah, you make a point. Except Bush waving the flag, I'm not sure when that was happening.
#80 to #68 - elchupanebre
Reply +15
(07/19/2013) [-]
You're got damn right!
#40 - crazyolitis
Reply +60
(07/19/2013) [-]
Chinese guys' FW they get silver.
Chinese guys' FW they get silver.
#97 - zomgwaffle ONLINE
Reply +47
(07/20/2013) [-]
He's crying because he probably got executed when he got home. Dishonor to famiry.
He's crying because he probably got executed when he got home. Dishonor to famiry.