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Question to discuss:
Hi, my name is Phanact and I want to have
sex with this guy who calls himself Twi,
he' s 23, how oan I earn money to move in
with him'? I oan' t get a job because I' m 13
Stranger 1: oh ****
Stranger 1: FIG
Stranger 1: phanact'?!
Stranger 1: HERE?!
Stranger 1: HOW
Stranger 2: DH NC)
Stranger 2:
DUE!
Stranger 1: God damn it, phanact, you ****
Stranger 1 : go back to funnyjunk and stay there
Stranger 2: **** TRAYVON MARTIN
Stranger 1 : And I sweared god if I see this on the front
Page
Stranger 1: i will hunt you down and murder you
Stranger 1 : Thumb whoring cunt
Stranger 2: you' re trying to hard
Stranger 1 : Your face
Stranger 1 has
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#1 - darthblam
Reply +370
(07/19/2013) [+] (27 children)
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I ******* knew this would be posted.. and yeah.. because of what I said you're probably going to make front page... Enjoy it.. asshole.
#238 to #1 - sooperdooperspeedy
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
indeed,**** phanact
#347 to #1 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#349 to #347 - darthblam
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
Can't. Didn't think of getting a picture of my screen at the time.
If it means anything I posted this comment within the same minute the content was posted..
As soon as I got off Omegle I went straight to FJ and watched the newest uploads.. I knew it was going to happen. But yeah.. can't prove it.
#352 to #349 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#364 to #1 - yuukoku
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
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Waiting for you to deliver, now.

Bring us Phanact's head.
#367 to #1 - mrturferpop [OP]
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#204 to #1 - duvallwhitey
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
Just remember,
being popular on FJ is nothing special in real life.
#294 to #1 - A Pickle
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
well ****
#208 to #1 - hybridxproject
Reply +9
(07/20/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - mrturferpop [OP]
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
I'll try.
<3
#227 to #1 - mountaindewkie
Reply +5
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#195 to #1 - vibezz ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#202 to #1 - mezafuzzi
Reply +6
(07/20/2013) [-]
#45 to #1 - krisaeron
Reply +9
(07/19/2013) [-]
#75 to #45 - oculusmortis
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#94 to #1 - tormain ONLINE
Reply +9
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#225 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, Phanact gave up his life and education to be popular on this website. He makes minimum wage and he is actually happy with how bad his life is.

I know this from reading comments on his profile and seeing what he has said to other on the brony board. His parents kicked him out because of the time he spent dicking around on here.

Just know that you will never, ever **** up as bad as he did.
You could go out and get an escort pregnant and have to pay child support and do better than that sad son of a bitch.
#292 to #225 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
That's just...

that's just a completely new level of pathetic.
#332 to #1 - misticalz
Reply -1
(07/20/2013) [-]
There is no way it was you.
You thumbwhoring *******
#84 to #1 - zoltardify
Reply +4
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#12 to #1 - jadewest
Reply +49
(07/19/2013) [-]
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of jimmies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly rustled. I fear something terrible has happened.
#30 to #12 - zackaryy
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
i must say that Im pleased with your username and that picture, very much so.
#264 to #12 - BroadSword
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
#391 to #12 - djequalizee
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
lol
#392 to #391 - jadewest
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
did i do good
#393 to #392 - djequalizee
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
u always do gud
#394 to #393 - jadewest
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
ty
#17 - phanact
Reply +377
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#189 to #17 - emomonster
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#190 to #189 - phanact
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
FF6600 > FF6501

And that won't work
#192 to #190 - emomonster
Reply -1
(07/20/2013) [-]
Touche good sir... touche.
#197 to #17 - hates
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Suddenly 2000 "Phanact!" replies
#198 to #197 - phanact
Reply +6
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#201 to #198 - hates
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
...Touché
But I'm not really trying to be a fanboy, I'm more of a really, really late "inb4 a ton of replies"
#31 to #17 - thedecodedgamer
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#66 to #31 - newforomador
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#395 to #31 - thedecodedgamer
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
hmm forgot i put this here.
#187 to #17 - artyomthebadass
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#19 to #17 - scootalooisyourgod
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#52 to #17 - totallynotme
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact, why does everybody hate you?
#64 to #52 - newforomador
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
Because he is a brony and occasionally reposts, even though most of the time it is funny.
#115 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
no
**** no
#170 to #17 - studbeefpile
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
#53 to #17 - llonewolfv
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate you? ive not been around long enough
#91 to #53 - thisotherdude
Reply +13
(07/19/2013) [-]
He became very popular after that fiasco on the older pony threads when he posted a picture of his penis, after that he just kept getting more and more popular until the point he was #1 in the comments rating and now Phanact is a household name. And people hate him because he's so ungodly famous, such is how FJ works.
#181 to #91 - mrhadrick
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
hold the ******* phone, he got popular by showing his penis... it's that ******* easy?
#191 to #181 - thisotherdude
Reply +10
(07/20/2013) [-]
more or less, but you can't just show your penis anywhere, you really gotta make it count.
#230 to #191 - Mastaforga
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
You have earned a thumb for making me laugh
#98 to #91 - wheredahoodat
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
Well, I personally find him annoying him because he is one of the worst reposters on FJ.
#99 to #98 - thisotherdude
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
He can't be worse than iMagnet was, I mean iMagnet was one of those "immortal users" due to the amount of thumbs he had and we still managed to get him banned.

Plus I honestly don't see very many post by phanact on the frontpage.
#104 to #99 - wheredahoodat
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
iMagnet doesn't really ring a bell, must have been before I spent a lot of time here. phanact imo just has these waves where he reposts really old, usually bad stuff and gets 500+ thumbs because he's famous, with literally dozens of comments containing nothing but "Hi phanact".
#346 to #104 - fannypack
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
******* imagnet goes back 2 years honestly, anyone can make it on funnyjunk now
#106 to #104 - thisotherdude
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just on at the wrong times since I've only seen that happen like once.

And you're lucky, the days of iMagnet were dark days indeed.
#117 to #106 - snowshark
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Well, the thing is that Phanact got popular by creating a channel called Anti-Phanact with an extra account and started posting in there and using it to create Phanact based humour. Supposedly the guy in charge gave the channel moderation to him but we all know it was him from the beginning. Because of this I see him as an unmitigated faggot, but a funny one so... I don't really mind him.

If I hated people because of occasional faggorty I'd not have made it far into the Internet in the first place.
#128 to #117 - phanact
Reply +7
(07/20/2013) [-]
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I was not the person who made the channel
The other guy initially made it as a joke, but then realized how big of a ********* it caused, so he gave me access to it
#166 to #128 - snowshark
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Eh, either way it doesn't matter to me. You've done some faggoty stuff but it's the internet and frankly, that's just how **** gets done a lot of the time. End of the day all that matters is the funny and anything else, rumour or otherwise, is moot.
#173 to #166 - phanact
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
True
Which is why I don't care
#235 to #91 - demrogz
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
phanactsdick . wikia . com / wiki / PhanactsDickWiki
#95 to #17 - theturtletrolley
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#102 to #95 - phanact
Reply +64
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#382 to #102 - theturtletrolley
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact made me give him a handjob.
Am I special now?
#186 to #102 - ggggotmethisname
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
did you really post a pic of your penis?
#193 to #186 - yeezus
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
how do you not ******* know of the phanact cock, I had like 4 pics saved of it in my reallynotjjbeest irl folder.
******* noob.
#209 to #193 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
pics or you're a lier
#60 to #17 - anonywolftroll ONLINE
Reply +14
(07/19/2013) [-]
#47 to #17 - krisaeron
Reply +20
(07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact-senpai!~
Phanact-senpai!~
#28 to #17 - RonnyCreed
Reply +21
(07/19/2013) [-]
PHANACT! QUICK! GRAB MY TESTICLES!
#65 to #17 - daragon
Reply +24
(07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact: Twi-senpaiii~
Phanact: Twi-senpaiii~
#161 to #17 - thepyras
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
I have a question for you. Is your name pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable or the second? Would it be pronounced more like "fan act" or "f'nact"?
#162 to #161 - phanact
Reply +12
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#164 to #162 - drfuzzynuts
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
lel
#163 to #162 - thepyras
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for your help.
#147 to #17 - comeatmebrother
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
is that the only reaction picture you have.
#150 to #147 - phanact
Reply +7
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#109 to #17 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#67 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Pssst...

...

I like you and you'll never know who I am.
#86 to #17 - kaoticrayne
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
#24 to #17 - coursicar
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
was it really you?
#26 to #24 - mrturferpop [OP]
Reply +9
(07/19/2013) [-]
I posted the damn thing, it was me, phaggot.
#27 to #26 - coursicar
Reply +4
(07/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah, i'm a dumbass. i was thinking it was you and a stranger. but DUH it says "stranger 1" and "stranger 2" wasn't thinking.
#21 to #17 - weeping
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Don't know why, but that pic made me lol, Phanact.
#18 to #17 - mrturferpop [OP]
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
<3
#307 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
You're a reposting faggot and like that davidavidson prick you block anyone that says anything negative about you . Not to mention the fact that you're sucking the mods dicks you little bitch . **** off .
#308 to #307 - phanact
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
I don't block people who say **** about me
You can say whatever you want to me, because I don't care and it won't affect me
Thumb me down if you don't like me, I don't care.
You're free to post on my content no matter who you are.
#33 to #17 - hydrosbro
Reply -43
(07/19/2013) [-]
just go ******* kill yourself
#34 to #33 - phanact
Reply +25
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#80 to #34 - fallenstar
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
why does everyone hate you? o.o
#76 to #34 - nuclearkitteh
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Run Phanact, run before they kill you!(And tell Twi I said hi)
#57 to #34 - lastkage
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Hey phanact remember that anti-phanact channel a while back?
#59 to #34 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
blaze is nothing but a pathetic recolour
#77 to #59 - phanact
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - hydrosbro
Reply -28
(07/19/2013) [-]
i aint no brownie either
#39 to #35 - linktheherooftime
Reply +24
(07/19/2013) [-]
Well I would hope not. That would be kinda scary. A brownie being able to type.
#50 to #39 - turdburgalar
Reply +4
(07/19/2013) [-]
Goddamn it now I want one
#58 to #39 - smithforprez
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
They're in league with the dolphins!
#233 to #17 - TittyCinnamon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Soon phanact. Soon.
#25 - mcmanybucks
Reply +80
(07/19/2013) [-]
#90 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
It's actually exactly the opposite.
#93 to #90 - mcmanybucks
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
How? everyone is ******* horny for anything that badmouths phanact, everyone hates him cuz everyone on this site are ****** sheep.
#172 to #93 - hates
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
I don't hates him
#375 to #172 - mcmanybucks
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Lol..
#114 to #93 - xrainbowdashx
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
i like him...
#8 - ascendedwings
Reply +46
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#5 - princessderpy
Reply +39
(07/19/2013) [-]
Twi is pretty sexy...
#13 to #5 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
<3
#40 to #13 - imaginator
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#56 to #40 - konradkurze
Reply +6
(07/19/2013) [-]
oooooooright
oooooooright
#14 to #13 - princessderpy
Reply +6
(07/19/2013) [-]
<3
#200 to #13 - unoriginalaccount
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
Your avatar makes it all better.
#213 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh God, you devilish horse-beast, I wanna **** you in every position and make you call me daddy.
#79 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Post pics
#138 to #79 - dildoes
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
He has.
#61 to #13 - newforomador
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#29 - pooflinger
Reply +33
(07/19/2013) [-]
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#42 - snakefire
Reply +14
(07/19/2013) [-]
Twi isn't 23
#43 to #42 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
yes I am
#44 to #43 - snakefire
Reply +32
(07/19/2013) [-]
#46 to #44 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
**twi rolls 59** my age
#69 to #46 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
well you... Twi'd
#132 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
a 23 year old who watches a show for little girls. How nice
#183 to #132 - makeitasyougo
Reply +7
(07/20/2013) [-]
2edgy4me...

but seriously, the shows great and has more adult humor in it than its given credit for. i dont care to watch it, but thats more because i dont watch much tv. not to mention my brony friend whose introduced me to more awesome dubstep through mlp than i ever would have thought to find on my own so go kiss girls fgt
#133 to #132 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
an anon who insults people over the internet. How nice
#322 to #133 - darkjustifier
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
[cheers internally]
#355 to #42 - kaitheguy
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
and phanact isn't 13, he's a grown man with a job, i believe
#358 to #355 - snakefire
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
This is also true, I believe he's 22
#148 - comeatmebrother
Reply +3
(07/20/2013) [-]
i blocked the **** outta twi
#153 to #148 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
k
#155 to #153 - comeatmebrother
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
ohhhh k. thats so new
#157 to #155 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
were you expecting a "thank you"
#185 to #157 - comeatmebrother
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
thank you
#167 to #157 - miscarriage
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
I was.
#169 to #167 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
thanks missy <3
#168 to #148 - miscarriage
Reply +2
(07/20/2013) [-]
whoa

goodjob
#159 to #148 - phanact
Reply +29
(07/20/2013) [-]
That'll show twi not to exist
#217 to #159 - smokekusheveryday
Reply +4
(07/20/2013) [-]
You too should make up and have sweaty hot anal sex
#160 to #159 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
blocked
#71 - GeneralPuug
Reply +2
(07/19/2013) [-]
Who is Phanact..?
#72 to #71 - mrturferpop [OP]
Reply +21
(07/19/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N's bitch.
#357 to #72 - themrsnowman
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea about any of this could someone explain did he die or something why is he DJ 4DM1N's bitch.
#146 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
what is a phanact
#149 to #146 - phanact
Reply +13
(07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Its a fancy name for an orange
#356 to #149 - anon
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
Its a phancy name for gays.
#151 to #149 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
sounds disgusting
#152 to #151 - phanact
Reply +4
(07/20/2013) [-]
Oh trust me
It is
#154 to #152 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
...
can I **** it
#156 to #154 - phanact
Reply +4
(07/20/2013) [-]
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#224 to #156 - amuro
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
Lol, i remember when i made this image

I posted in the item board like 10 months ago. I feel flattered, man.
#158 to #156 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/20/2013) [-]
but do I want to
#221 to #158 - shiningfinger
Reply +1
(07/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes you do.