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I am Phanact

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegler
Question to discuss:
Hi, my name is Phanact and I want to have
sex with this guy who calls himself Twi,
he' s 23, how oan I earn money to move in
with him'? I oan' t get a job because I' m 13
Stranger 1: oh ****
Stranger 1: FIG
Stranger 1: phanact'?!
Stranger 1: HERE?!
Stranger 1: HOW
Stranger 2: DH NC)
Stranger 2:
DUE!
Stranger 1: God damn it, phanact, you ****
Stranger 1 : go back to funnyjunk and stay there
Stranger 2: **** TRAYVON MARTIN
Stranger 1 : And I sweared god if I see this on the front
Page
Stranger 1: i will hunt you down and murder you
Stranger 1 : Thumb whoring cunt
Stranger 2: you' re trying to hard
Stranger 1 : Your face
Stranger 1 has
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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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User avatar #1 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [+] (27 children)
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I ******* knew this would be posted.. and yeah.. because of what I said you're probably going to make front page... Enjoy it.. asshole.
#8 - ascendedwings (07/19/2013) [-]
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#90 to #25 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
It's actually exactly the opposite.
User avatar #93 to #90 - mcmanybucks (07/19/2013) [-]
How? everyone is ******* horny for anything that badmouths phanact, everyone hates him cuz everyone on this site are ****** sheep.
User avatar #172 to #93 - hates (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't hates him
User avatar #375 to #172 - mcmanybucks (07/20/2013) [-]
Lol..
User avatar #114 to #93 - xrainbowdashx (07/20/2013) [-]
i like him...
#17 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
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#52 to #17 - totallynotme (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact, why does everybody hate you?
User avatar #64 to #52 - newforomador ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Because he is a brony and occasionally reposts, even though most of the time it is funny.
#65 to #17 - daragon (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact: Twi-senpaiii~
Phanact: Twi-senpaiii~
#115 to #17 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
no
**** no
User avatar #161 to #17 - thepyras (07/20/2013) [-]
I have a question for you. Is your name pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable or the second? Would it be pronounced more like "fan act" or "f'nact"?
User avatar #164 to #162 - drfuzzynuts (07/20/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #163 to #162 - thepyras (07/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for your help.
User avatar #197 to #17 - hates (07/20/2013) [-]
Suddenly 2000 "Phanact!" replies
User avatar #201 to #198 - hates (07/20/2013) [-]
...Touché
But I'm not really trying to be a fanboy, I'm more of a really, really late "inb4 a ton of replies"
#307 to #17 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
You're a reposting faggot and like that davidavidson prick you block anyone that says anything negative about you . Not to mention the fact that you're sucking the mods dicks you little bitch . **** off .
User avatar #308 to #307 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't block people who say **** about me
You can say whatever you want to me, because I don't care and it won't affect me
Thumb me down if you don't like me, I don't care.
You're free to post on my content no matter who you are.
#102 to #95 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #382 to #102 - theturtletrolley (07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact made me give him a handjob.
Am I special now?
User avatar #186 to #102 - ggggotmethisname (07/20/2013) [-]
did you really post a pic of your penis?
User avatar #193 to #186 - yeezus (07/20/2013) [-]
how do you not ******* know of the phanact cock, I had like 4 pics saved of it in my reallynotjjbeest irl folder.
******* noob.
#209 to #193 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
pics or you're a lier
#53 to #17 - llonewolfv (07/19/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate you? ive not been around long enough
User avatar #91 to #53 - thisotherdude (07/19/2013) [-]
He became very popular after that fiasco on the older pony threads when he posted a picture of his penis, after that he just kept getting more and more popular until the point he was #1 in the comments rating and now Phanact is a household name. And people hate him because he's so ungodly famous, such is how FJ works.
User avatar #181 to #91 - mrhadrick (07/20/2013) [-]
hold the ******* phone, he got popular by showing his penis... it's that ******* easy?
User avatar #191 to #181 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
more or less, but you can't just show your penis anywhere, you really gotta make it count.
#230 to #191 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
You have earned a thumb for making me laugh
#98 to #91 - wheredahoodat (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, I personally find him annoying him because he is one of the worst reposters on FJ.
User avatar #99 to #98 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
He can't be worse than iMagnet was, I mean iMagnet was one of those "immortal users" due to the amount of thumbs he had and we still managed to get him banned.

Plus I honestly don't see very many post by phanact on the frontpage.
#104 to #99 - wheredahoodat (07/20/2013) [-]
iMagnet doesn't really ring a bell, must have been before I spent a lot of time here. phanact imo just has these waves where he reposts really old, usually bad stuff and gets 500+ thumbs because he's famous, with literally dozens of comments containing nothing but "Hi phanact".
User avatar #106 to #104 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just on at the wrong times since I've only seen that happen like once.

And you're lucky, the days of iMagnet were dark days indeed.
User avatar #117 to #106 - snowshark (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, the thing is that Phanact got popular by creating a channel called Anti-Phanact with an extra account and started posting in there and using it to create Phanact based humour. Supposedly the guy in charge gave the channel moderation to him but we all know it was him from the beginning. Because of this I see him as an unmitigated faggot, but a funny one so... I don't really mind him.

If I hated people because of occasional faggorty I'd not have made it far into the Internet in the first place.
#128 to #117 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
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I was not the person who made the channel
The other guy initially made it as a joke, but then realized how big of a ********* it caused, so he gave me access to it
User avatar #166 to #128 - snowshark (07/20/2013) [-]
Eh, either way it doesn't matter to me. You've done some faggoty stuff but it's the internet and frankly, that's just how **** gets done a lot of the time. End of the day all that matters is the funny and anything else, rumour or otherwise, is moot.
User avatar #173 to #166 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
True
Which is why I don't care
User avatar #346 to #104 - fannypack (07/20/2013) [-]
******* imagnet goes back 2 years honestly, anyone can make it on funnyjunk now
User avatar #235 to #91 - demrogz (07/20/2013) [-]
phanactsdick . wikia . com / wiki / PhanactsDickWiki
User avatar #28 to #17 - RonnyCreed (07/19/2013) [-]
PHANACT! QUICK! GRAB MY TESTICLES!
#47 to #17 - krisaeron (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact-senpai!~
Phanact-senpai!~
#66 to #31 - newforomador ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #395 to #31 - thedecodedgamer (10/27/2013) [-]
hmm forgot i put this here.
#67 to #17 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Pssst...

...

I like you and you'll never know who I am.
User avatar #33 to #17 - hydrosbro (07/19/2013) [-]
just go ******* kill yourself
User avatar #80 to #34 - fallenstar (07/19/2013) [-]
why does everyone hate you? o.o
User avatar #76 to #34 - nuclearkitteh (07/19/2013) [-]
Run Phanact, run before they kill you!(And tell Twi I said hi)
User avatar #57 to #34 - lastkage (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey phanact remember that anti-phanact channel a while back?
#59 to #34 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
blaze is nothing but a pathetic recolour
User avatar #35 to #34 - hydrosbro (07/19/2013) [-]
i aint no brownie either
#39 to #35 - linktheherooftime (07/19/2013) [-]
Well I would hope not. That would be kinda scary. A brownie being able to type.
User avatar #50 to #39 - turdburgalar (07/19/2013) [-]
Goddamn it now I want one
User avatar #58 to #39 - smithforprez (07/19/2013) [-]
They're in league with the dolphins!
#233 to #17 - TittyCinnamon (07/20/2013) [-]
Soon phanact. Soon.
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User avatar #190 to #189 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
FF6600 > FF6501

And that won't work
#192 to #190 - emomonster (07/20/2013) [-]
Touche good sir... touche.
#21 to #17 - weeping (07/19/2013) [-]
Don't know why, but that pic made me lol, Phanact.
User avatar #147 to #17 - comeatmebrother (07/20/2013) [-]
is that the only reaction picture you have.
User avatar #24 to #17 - coursicar (07/19/2013) [-]
was it really you?
User avatar #26 to #24 - mrturferpop (07/19/2013) [-]
I posted the damn thing, it was me, phaggot.
User avatar #27 to #26 - coursicar (07/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah, i'm a dumbass. i was thinking it was you and a stranger. but DUH it says "stranger 1" and "stranger 2" wasn't thinking.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mrturferpop (07/19/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #74 - fizzzum (07/19/2013) [-]
i don't get it ? what is Phanact? did i miss something ?
#216 to #74 - sinclairr (07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact isn't really a thing, it's a person, so more of "who is Phanact". Anyhow, he's a very active user on FJ and has continued to create a cult of his own liking. A lot of people dislike him because either he's not funny or just a douche or some other reason. He's still active and you can see his trademark orange-horned-red-hair avatar. Giving a biased opinion I don't see why anyone likes him or hates him, he somewhat funny I guess. On a side note, Twi, I got no idea, but he/she is a creepy ************ . I aint saying I'm afraid, but I aint going near that one.

TL;DR "What is Phanact" = Phanact is a faggot
#381 to #216 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
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#29 - pooflinger (07/19/2013) [-]
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#378 - suckadikchickhun (07/20/2013) [-]
9/10 would cum inside
User avatar #379 to #378 - mrturferpop (07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact, check this out.
#175 - ragingcalm (07/20/2013) [-]
Why does everyone act like Phanact is a deity.  I.E. You either worship the ground he 			*****		 on or you hate him purely because others do but don't have any reason why -_-   
&lt;--- My opinion of him
Why does everyone act like Phanact is a deity. I.E. You either worship the ground he ***** on or you hate him purely because others do but don't have any reason why -_-
<--- My opinion of him
User avatar #176 to #175 - mrturferpop (07/20/2013) [-]
I consider me and him friends.
#177 to #176 - ragingcalm (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't even know him... he could be my next door neighbor and I'd never care, unless we became friends then I'd care a little
User avatar #205 to #175 - duvallwhitey (07/20/2013) [-]
Simple pleasured sheep.
#210 to #207 - duvallwhitey (07/20/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I dont know where I was going with that. Sorry mate.
Nevermind, I dont know where I was going with that. Sorry mate.
User avatar #231 to #175 - scootalooisyourgod (07/20/2013) [-]
I think he's an alright dude
User avatar #42 - snakefire (07/19/2013) [-]
Twi isn't 23
User avatar #355 to #42 - kaitheguy (07/20/2013) [-]
and phanact isn't 13, he's a grown man with a job, i believe
User avatar #358 to #355 - snakefire (07/20/2013) [-]
This is also true, I believe he's 22
User avatar #43 to #42 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
yes I am
User avatar #46 to #44 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
**twi rolls 59** my age
#69 to #46 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
well you... Twi'd
#132 to #43 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
a 23 year old who watches a show for little girls. How nice
User avatar #133 to #132 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
an anon who insults people over the internet. How nice
User avatar #322 to #133 - darkjustifier (07/20/2013) [-]
[cheers internally]
#183 to #132 - makeitasyougo (07/20/2013) [-]
2edgy4me...

but seriously, the shows great and has more adult humor in it than its given credit for. i dont care to watch it, but thats more because i dont watch much tv. not to mention my brony friend whose introduced me to more awesome dubstep through mlp than i ever would have thought to find on my own so go kiss girls fgt
User avatar #5 - princessderpy (07/19/2013) [-]
Twi is pretty sexy...
User avatar #13 to #5 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #14 to #13 - princessderpy (07/19/2013) [-]
<3
#56 to #40 - konradkurze (07/19/2013) [-]
oooooooright
oooooooright
User avatar #200 to #13 - unoriginalaccount ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Your avatar makes it all better.
#213 to #13 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh God, you devilish horse-beast, I wanna **** you in every position and make you call me daddy.
#79 to #13 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Post pics
User avatar #138 to #79 - dildoes (07/20/2013) [-]
He has.
#61 to #13 - newforomador ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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#48 - executive (07/19/2013) [-]
Are people still talking about him? Why do you guys even care about some dude that's famous from a picture sharing website?   
   
OP is a huge faggot
Are people still talking about him? Why do you guys even care about some dude that's famous from a picture sharing website?

OP is a huge faggot
#343 - demented (07/20/2013) [-]
That feeling when I've been here so long but have fallen so far out of the community that I don't even have a clue why everyone's so mad.
#289 - supervillanus (07/20/2013) [-]
I wonder if most of FJ wonder whats going on with this post, or maybe everyone knows phanact.
#290 to #289 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
They can't help it. He never misses a chance to whore attention.
User avatar #293 to #290 - mrturferpop (07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact wasn't involved, I posed as Phanny.
#303 to #293 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
I was telling him how everyone knows phagact, ******* .
#96 - themanmuncher (07/20/2013) [-]
twi, you boosted for thumbs with me and got me going as a funny junker. Thank you twi, you ginourmous faggot <3
User avatar #97 to #96 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
I actually helped somone o.o
glad to be of service <3
#20 - fassticman (07/19/2013) [-]
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#214 - Ulmer (07/20/2013) [-]
I...I understood that reference.
I...I understood that reference.
#15 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
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but y tho
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrturferpop (07/19/2013) [-]
Because of love.
#348 - fannypack (07/20/2013) [-]
mfw people talk about phanact and twi
User avatar #383 to #348 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
I love you
#333 - levchenko (07/20/2013) [-]
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Phanact sucks

I thumbed this down
#311 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
PHANACT IS FART
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