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#15 - outerfiend (07/19/2013) [-]
good the asshat deserved it.
good the asshat deserved it.
#2 - psi (07/18/2013) [-]
I would have left him and I understand why you were close to doing the same.   
Respect, bro.
I would have left him and I understand why you were close to doing the same.
Respect, bro.
User avatar #126 to #2 - kolmar (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude, he did not make this. It's a repost.
User avatar #110 to #2 - dragonbeeon (07/19/2013) [-]
I loved that part of the game, and I really want to learn that handshake.
#217 to #110 - psi (07/20/2013) [-]
It's not a hard handshake to learn, but damn is it a cool as 			****		 one.
It's not a hard handshake to learn, but damn is it a cool as **** one.
User avatar #1 - cowinspace (07/18/2013) [-]
THIS is how you do a ******* confession bear.
User avatar #46 to #1 - fouringer (07/19/2013) [-]
**************** , not like those stupid things people want in gta v.
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#114 to #19 - timmity (07/19/2013) [-]
mine was phanact
User avatar #116 to #114 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
same thing
#123 to #116 - timmity (07/19/2013) [-]
i knew it, nobody listened to me, but i always knew
User avatar #95 to #20 - memberforcontent (07/19/2013) [-]
The sister of the user who submitted that came forward with how it was fake and the Redditor was in it for the karma points.
User avatar #96 to #95 - irmcmuffin ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Hmm, Im not too much into reddit news and I just remember seeing that and not remembering what happened at the end
#25 - neverposting (07/19/2013) [-]
As a father of 3 kids I love, I cannot imagine a father being cruel to any of their children, hearing stories like this truly sicken me.
User avatar #27 to #25 - zoef (07/19/2013) [-]
how many kids you don't love do you have?
#28 to #27 - mattexpress (07/19/2013) [-]
Do you even english?
Do you even english?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zoef (07/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
He said he has 3 kids he loved.
My question is how many kids he has that he does not love.

It's a stupid joke, but a valid one nonetheless.
User avatar #32 to #29 - BeefSoup (07/19/2013) [-]
He was commenting on your flawed grammar. It is, however, ironic that his grammar was also at fault. English is not a verb. And not everybody in this website has English for a first language.
User avatar #44 to #32 - phtholognyrrh (07/19/2013) [-]
it is also ironic that "do you even english" is the joke, due to the nature of the phrase.
#34 to #32 - zoef (07/19/2013) [-]
my grammar was wrong?
User avatar #37 to #34 - BeefSoup (07/19/2013) [-]
Hmm, yeah. I believe the correct ways to say it include, but are surely not limited to; "How many kids do you have that you don't love", "How many of your kids don't you love?", "How many of your kids do you not love?".

You didn't commit a crime though, only in the eyes of a grammar nazi
#40 to #37 - zoef (07/19/2013) [-]
hmm yeah, it wasn't worded in the best way i guess
mfw grammar mistakes
User avatar #36 to #34 - BenniEGHR (07/19/2013) [-]
should be "how many kids do you have that you don't love"
#129 to #32 - hollyisthebest (07/19/2013) [-]
"Do you even X" is a meme (as much as I hate saying that word now)
It started as "Do you even lift"
Soon after, pictures like these started to show up.
Do you even internet?
User avatar #199 to #129 - entarasu (07/19/2013) [-]
why do you hate memes?
User avatar #204 to #199 - hollyisthebest (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't hate memes. I hate the word meme. It's just the meaning has been boiled down so much by so many people using it incorrectly that it has no use anymore. Before, it used to mean something glorious. Now, everyone (atleast everyone near me) is going "Did you see that me-me on 9gag yesterday?" When they really just mean a picture.
It just doesn't mean the same thing it did back then.
User avatar #206 to #204 - entarasu (07/19/2013) [-]
stop live in the glorious past
#159 to #32 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
What's ironic is that it's not necessarily proper to use "however" like that.
User avatar #227 to #159 - BeefSoup (07/22/2013) [-]
Hell, check your grammar then
#74 to #32 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Whilst mattexpress was being a douche, using the word 'english' as a verb is common practice.

I still think it should have been capatilised though.
#94 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
This makes me wonder if the father changed after it, after seeing his son watch him have a heart attack and do nothing. I would hope so.
User avatar #98 to #94 - minnesotaids (07/19/2013) [-]
Sticky this, OP
User avatar #118 to #94 - frostsalamander (07/19/2013) [-]
hopefully he just died
User avatar #137 to #118 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I'd rather he lived.
Better to live to redeem yourself for what you did, than to die hated and loathed.
User avatar #182 to #137 - waterbottlemanboy (07/19/2013) [-]
True. I'd want a bad person to see that although I could let them die an asshole, I won't. But if they continue their ways, I won't help them.
User avatar #132 to #94 - theluppijackal (07/19/2013) [-]
He probably died
that's why he waited 15 minutes
So he would die
User avatar #3 - Missdomayuset (07/19/2013) [-]
Thumb for you brother. No one is judging you. I hope your brother is well.
User avatar #7 - sjd (07/19/2013) [-]
Pride for letting the ****** suffer.

Respect for doing something about it.

You're the better person on all accounts, just be there for your bro and make sure your Dad knows he's a piece of sink mold.
#77 - caesarslegion (07/19/2013) [-]
I love how everyone on FunnyJunk suddenly comes from abusive parents and watched their dad die.   
   
3edgy7me
I love how everyone on FunnyJunk suddenly comes from abusive parents and watched their dad die.

3edgy7me
User avatar #88 to #77 - newforomador ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Many people have but just don't talk about it. My dad wasn't physically abusive but he used to take zanex and threaten to kill my mom. Not only that but I have a severely disabled little brother so that didn't make it any better. Thankfully, that was when I was little and didn't really understand much of it. My mom divorced him, and he is actually a really good guy now that he is sober. And I can completely understand OP (if this was actually him confessing) if he let his dad suffer for hurting his brother. Now that I can actually do something if somebody threatened my little brother I'd beat their ass.
/rant
User avatar #102 to #77 - rieskimo (07/19/2013) [-]
I love how people like you are always surprised that people who can relate to a post speak up about it and then assume that everybody who is speaking up about their experiences represent the majority of the FJ community.
User avatar #115 to #102 - choclategum (07/19/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be the first time i've seen users say their dad died on 9/11 and in the next post say their dad died from cancer or abandoned them. So yeah, on the internet it's highly unbelieveable.
#197 to #115 - electrosaur (07/19/2013) [-]
My old best friend got hit by an 18 wheeler with a drunk driver.
My uncle was a drunk (hes recovered, now) that treated us like **** and my aunt took the stress out by beating me and generally just being a total ******* bitch.
I didnt get to see my mother until i was 13 because my grandmother, aunt and uncle hid me from her by moving cross country constantly.
My father is a vagabond and although he loves me more than anything, I never see him.

People have real stories, man. Just because your life is perfect doesnt mean everyones elses is.
User avatar #209 to #197 - choclategum (07/19/2013) [-]
Hold the ******* phone, I never said my life is perfect and don't just assume that it is because i don't find it believeable when people talk about their tragic life stories on the internet. Now did i say that nobody has a bad life? No. I just said that when they put it out there it's hard to beilieve with the amount of ******** floating around.
#210 to #209 - electrosaur (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah, I suppose youre right.   
Sorry, i kinda overreacted.
yeah, I suppose youre right.
Sorry, i kinda overreacted.
User avatar #211 to #210 - choclategum (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, i guess i did get a little hype. All is good though. Let's just move on.
User avatar #219 to #211 - electrosaur (07/20/2013) [-]
Hype?
do i detect a fellow fan of Matt and Pat?
#179 - DucklingDick (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#49 - xnotcreative (07/19/2013) [-]
From a guy that technically killed his dad for abusing his mother, you have all my respect and sympathy.
#56 to #49 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
ur so hardcore, hurr lurr
#57 to #56 - xnotcreative (07/19/2013) [-]
Not as hardcore as an Anon.

I could never be as hard as you.
#64 to #57 - shounen (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm always hard.
User avatar #59 to #49 - warrenzthehero (07/19/2013) [-]
I am intrigued.
#60 to #59 - xnotcreative (07/19/2013) [-]
My dad had marfam syndrome and constant heart attacks so it doesn't take much to kill him.

I came home with a bad mark on my report card for Science and he would beat me as usual, but my mom stepped in like all moms would and I lost it after seeing her get hit because of me (for the millionth time), and head butted his chest, tearing apart some vein.

My mother told me to pretend I only spoke Korean when the cops came, so they got a translator and she talked for me and claimed it was self defence.

They did take me out of public school and to a private, male dominated school though and I'm required to take therapy for the "trauma" my dad put us through.
#63 to #60 - warrenzthehero (07/19/2013) [-]
Wow. That's pretty, uhh... wow.

But at the same time, it's kind of cool.
User avatar #136 to #60 - jonnyfunk (07/19/2013) [-]
that's not exactly your average christmas.

jokes aside, it takes some balls to openly talk about something like this, even under anonimity. i hope you and your mom got over it well.
#82 to #60 - redeadhunter ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Holy cardial retribution, Batman
Holy cardial retribution, Batman
#218 to #141 - xnotcreative (07/20/2013) [-]
No skin off my nose.
User avatar #146 to #60 - miniroll (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude, you killed your dad on Christmas day?
#89 to #60 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Whoever strikes his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness.

Enjoy hell, ya freak.
User avatar #100 to #89 - YllekNayr ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
People like you are why Bible-thumpers are considered idiots and hate-mongers.
User avatar #109 to #89 - huewut (07/19/2013) [-]
I'd rather go to hell for technically killing my abusive father, than go to heaven after a whole (or maybe half, depending on the father) lifetime of beatings and watching my mother getting beat the crap out of, simply because of love.

Get the **** outta here anon, or at least log in and say it like the pipsqueek of what you are supposed to be called, a man.
Or maybe a woman, I don't really give a **** .
#111 to #89 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
I want to believe that you are trolling.

But deep down inside I know that you're just another bigot who thinks that some magic book is the key to all of life's troubling situations.

Enjoy reality, ya freak.
#41 - pappathethird (07/19/2013) [-]
That's what you get for 			*******		 your family over. They're usually the ones around in case of emergency.
That's what you get for ******* your family over. They're usually the ones around in case of emergency.
User avatar #97 to #41 - erwtje (07/19/2013) [-]
The joker fits perfectly with what you just said
User avatar #55 to #41 - vladhellsing ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Not if you're the one causing the emergency.
#4 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Respect bro!
#5 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Should have just left him.
#176 - xsap (07/19/2013) [-]
i would probably pull up a chair sit in front of him and tell him all the things he ever did wrong and tell him how much i hate him while he slowly died in front of me...
#67 - goodnewseveryone (07/19/2013) [-]
that was grim
#167 - demonicstphenson (07/19/2013) [-]
I feel mean today
#121 - infinitereaper (07/19/2013) [-]
You should have let him die.
You should have let him die.
User avatar #140 to #121 - kingmolestia (07/19/2013) [-]
I agree I mean even if he did that he will get his punishment in hell a life is alot more important than just well some abuse.
#139 to #121 - orionthegreat (07/19/2013) [-]
Why? The man could have had another heart attack and OP would have missed the chance to do it again.
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