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#30 - Michaelbl (07/19/2013) [-]
I've never understood strip clubs. Its like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and they tell you "You can not eat the food. You can look at it, you can smell it, but if you so much as touch the spoon, you're out!"
I've never understood strip clubs. Its like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and they tell you "You can not eat the food. You can look at it, you can smell it, but if you so much as touch the spoon, you're out!"
User avatar #35 to #30 - crazyeyedbioll (07/19/2013) [-]
you cant touch them, but you can pay them for a lap dance. cheap ones just grind on your junk, more expensive strippers will do exotic **** like throw their legs around their heads. That is why strip clubs are successful.
User avatar #36 to #35 - crazyeyedbioll (07/19/2013) [-]
**** . I meant your head when I said they throw their legs around. damn that'd be weird if they threw their legs over their heads
#37 to #36 - Michaelbl (07/19/2013) [-]
Weird or awesome?
Weird or awesome?
#38 to #37 - crazyeyedbioll (07/19/2013) [-]
Now that I think about it, yes actually..
#40 to #38 - Michaelbl (07/19/2013) [-]
I still think I'd rather go to a brothel.
I still think I'd rather go to a brothel.
#41 to #40 - crazyeyedbioll (07/19/2013) [-]
Getting a lap dance is one thing, but I dont know about 			*******		 a whore dozens if not hundreds of other men have been in would be any good. I like my women pure and innocent so I know Im the one that spoiled them. Now that I say that to myself it sounds evil.
Getting a lap dance is one thing, but I dont know about ******* a whore dozens if not hundreds of other men have been in would be any good. I like my women pure and innocent so I know Im the one that spoiled them. Now that I say that to myself it sounds evil.
#156 to #41 - worried (07/19/2013) [-]
99% of women above the age of 16 has probably slept with half the town.... girls from the brothels are just smart enough to get paid for it....
User avatar #43 to #41 - Michaelbl (07/19/2013) [-]
It is a little creepy. lol. But I do understand where you coming from. I'm saying if i was just looking to get my rocks off, Brothel. If I'm looking for a potential love interest, Literally anywhere else.
User avatar #67 to #30 - garin (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but imagine all that delicious food, food you know you could never get, just waving it self on your face, slithering up and down your body leaving grease trails on your lips, teasing its way into your mouth and playfully backing out before you can take a bite...

Food boners are the best boners.
User avatar #103 to #30 - daentraya (07/19/2013) [-]
It's like watching cooking shows with no intention of ever cooking. Yet i still like to watch some of them. I don't get it either
User avatar #195 to #30 - BigDoktor (07/19/2013) [-]
Is this a thing? Because in my state, there are fully-nude clubs with lapdances and VIP rooms, and if you tip well on stage they'll let you touch them
User avatar #56 to #30 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/19/2013) [-]
I know a club in Belgium called American bar extreme, where you can touch. I once got asked by one off the girls to get her all wet and soapy with a sponge on stage. And if you know the boss-lady personally and she knows you will treat the girls with respect you can even **** 'em backstage if they like you. Needless to say, I act like I like the boss, wich I don't cause she's an ugly attention whore.
#149 to #30 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
I would just feel uncomfortable in strip clubs.

Maybe because I'm attracted to what you can't see rather than what you can.

My two cents.
#42 to #30 - tiredofannon (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm just going to say that there are ones where you can touch, because I've been to them.
#44 to #42 - Michaelbl (07/19/2013) [-]
Touch? You can touch? That's it? Sounds like either way your leaving with cyan testicles and a lot less money.
Touch? You can touch? That's it? Sounds like either way your leaving with cyan testicles and a lot less money.
#45 to #42 - crazyeyedbioll (07/19/2013) [-]
I believe I need the name of such an establishment for science.
I believe I need the name of such an establishment for science.
User avatar #46 to #45 - bloodyshart (07/19/2013) [-]
There are certain ones where if you instead throw down a $5 as opposed to a $1, she'll put your hands ALL over her.
#153 to #46 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
The very thought just gave me a boner
#186 to #153 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Same
#155 to #45 - worried (07/19/2013) [-]
starlets in queens had no problem with me touching them
#33 to #30 - aludin (07/19/2013) [-]
Yea you just pay money to see people partially naked. If I wanted that I'd go to a pool for free.
User avatar #47 to #33 - desiduratum (07/19/2013) [-]
What pool can you go to for free? I gotta pay $8.
User avatar #48 to #47 - ZombieFox (07/19/2013) [-]
Well if you live near a beach or a lake, that's always an option?
User avatar #123 to #48 - desiduratum (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kind of don't live anywhere near one of those.
#29 - SILENCEnight (07/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3069571 at Friendly ** What i want as a graduation gift
#114 to #29 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/19/2013) [-]
You could probably do worse.
User avatar #32 to #29 - Ryukenblaze (07/19/2013) [-]
she probably has more std's than the stripper...
User avatar #84 to #32 - megashot ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah, especially considering shes like 8
User avatar #141 to #84 - baconmanbacon **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
What anime is this my good man?
User avatar #142 to #141 - megashot ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
the monogatari series
there are 2 seasons finished and one ongoing i think
User avatar #154 to #142 - butonmethitis (07/19/2013) [-]
There is a movie ongoing, which is going to explain how the main character met the vampire and all that **** . The chronomatic order of the serier will then be: The movie -> Season 1 -> Season 2.
User avatar #143 to #142 - baconmanbacon **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
thanks
#115 to #84 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
she isnt... she's like 200 if i remember correctly
User avatar #118 to #115 - megashot ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah but she got the body of an 8 year old after she lost her powers
#31 to #29 - SILENCEnight (07/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #13524 at Thumb Orgy ** what i got as a graduation gift
#74 - lordjask (07/19/2013) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at virgins **
my grad gift
#60 - adr (07/19/2013) [-]
At least two of the characters pictured in the last frame are there because of grades.
#61 to #60 - adr (07/19/2013) [-]
And I just realized that they were also both influenced by their dads.
User avatar #55 - warmbuns (07/19/2013) [-]
all i got was a "good job, you passed". And then I moved out. End of story.
User avatar #63 to #55 - noblekira (07/19/2013) [-]
i get my results next month but ive already moved country so i doubt my parents will be treating me anytime soon :')
User avatar #80 to #55 - kureizikitsune (07/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much the same here, except I ran off to the military just to get away from home.
User avatar #212 to #80 - warmbuns (07/20/2013) [-]
hahaha, me too.
#184 to #55 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Do you want a medal or something?
#49 - incoming (07/19/2013) [-]
**incoming rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Shonen Compared ** Well, let's see what I got.
**incoming rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Shonen Compared ** Well, let's see what I got.
User avatar #88 to #49 - erikus (07/19/2013) [-]
but...why?
#50 - anotherponyaccount (07/19/2013) [-]
**anotherponyaccount rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Old but gold ** And all I got was
**anotherponyaccount rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Old but gold ** And all I got was
#116 to #50 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
a dog?
User avatar #132 to #116 - funnyrage (07/19/2013) [-]
at first it was a dog....but then it transformed into a lion...
User avatar #200 to #50 - nitrojoe (07/19/2013) [-]
It took me a minute to realize it was a .gif.
#167 - klokwork (07/19/2013) [-]
Still pretty good.    
Pic slightly related.
Still pretty good.
Pic slightly related.
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#157 to #140 - worried (07/19/2013) [-]
so what... you dont get presents on your birthday where you come from? thats receiving rewards for meeting expectations
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#170 to #157 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#213 to #170 - worried (07/20/2013) [-]
my condolences.... your childhood must've been really crappy... make sure you dont do the same to your child... its not a reward for doing something that was expected of you, its a token to show your child how special they are to you and how you are happy that they are alive
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#215 to #213 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#216 to #215 - worried (07/21/2013) [-]
you answered my question with "yes, getting presents on your birthday and getting presents for doing well in school are totally the same thing " and expect me to know you're being sarcastic?? next time try saying "yes, getting presents on your birthday and getting presents for doing well in school are totally the same thing".... little italics goes a loooonggg way....

and keep that cancer in 9gag
#144 to #140 - jused (07/19/2013) [-]
American Parents: expecting perfection without rewards.
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#146 to #144 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#181 to #146 - jused (07/19/2013) [-]
Parents have the power to, and exercise the power to restrict the flow of food, money, luxuries, and entertainment to the child.

Children are children and don't have a scope of reference beyond their lives, and thus have no real understanding of the benefits of doing well in school.

Parents should try to motivate their kids to do well in school through positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement will cause the child to NOT want to NOT do well, which makes them constantly scared, nervous, and unable to focus. Positive reinforcement causes the child to want to succeed, and doesn't distract the child with artificially imposed fear or anxiety.

Ideally, the positive motivation would be something other than showering the child with gifts, but if I had kids, I would expect the kids to want some kind of reward for success. Just like someone in the real world, with a job, would expect a raise, or AT LEAST a paycheck for doing their job the way it is expected of them.
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#207 to #181 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#208 to #207 - jused (07/19/2013) [-]
That's irrelevant to your argument. You're just trying to distract from your original point.
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#209 to #208 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#151 to #146 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Well they don't, so **** you.
#185 to #146 - jused (07/19/2013) [-]
Also, most kids want to learn about how to be cool, loved, or accepted, because they don't feel that way in the first place. What does that tell you about parenting?

P.s. Capitalization makes you look less dumb.
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#206 to #185 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #168 - vanoreo (07/19/2013) [-]
that chart is actually a kinda good idea tho
User avatar #145 - deliciousjoecocker (07/19/2013) [-]
The only gift I got for graduating was the satisfaction in knowing that I wouldn't be a single parent on the dole by 19
User avatar #14 - chuca ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
honestly i don't see the huge deal with strip clubs,you pay them to tease you and unless it's a real shady place you still have to go home and take care of yourself
#173 - malhaloc (07/19/2013) [-]
**malhaloc rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Sad truths in life… ** I wonder what my parents got me!
User avatar #175 to #173 - malhaloc (07/19/2013) [-]
George Carlin is a cruel parent...
#182 to #175 - scantoz (07/19/2013) [-]
No he isnt.. He just gave you the gift of awareness.
#79 - nitsuan (07/19/2013) [-]
**nitsuan rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at LotR Facts: Part 5 ** I wonder what I get for my gift.
#69 - aussieftw (07/19/2013) [-]
**aussieftw rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Look Mittens - likealaugh.org ** My gift isn't exactly practical, but I'll take it.
#8 - dorberg (07/18/2013) [-]
You guys think i could choke a  bear out if i had the element of surprise? Just swoop down from a three like a 			*******		 hawk and strangle that bitch.Aint gonna be no brakes on the rape train baby,  choo choo mother 			******		 all the way.
You guys think i could choke a bear out if i had the element of surprise? Just swoop down from a three like a ******* hawk and strangle that bitch.Aint gonna be no brakes on the rape train baby, choo choo mother ****** all the way.
User avatar #11 to #8 - strangemoo (07/18/2013) [-]
Probably. But you'd have to actually have the element of surprise which is difficult because of being a loud clunky human.
#34 to #8 - mikepetru (07/19/2013) [-]
YES I can finally use this
YES I can finally use this
#109 - MysticTomatoe (07/19/2013) [-]
**MysticTomatoe rolled a random comment #5360185 posted by dinkie at Furries ** :dafuq I do to you? D: 
 my gift
**MysticTomatoe rolled a random comment #5360185 posted by dinkie at Furries ** :
dafuq I do to you? D:
my gift
User avatar #111 to #109 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/19/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random comment #5352401 posted by secretgiver at Furries ** :
wanna hunt?
I got this
User avatar #139 to #109 - mutzaki (07/19/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard.
#159 - tormain (07/19/2013) [-]
**tormain rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at Spencer ** My gift for changing to engineering.
User avatar #161 to #159 - tormain (07/19/2013) [-]
That's pretty good
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