Sperm. . Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose. Student: So you' re saying that sperm has sugar in it Teacher: Technically Student: But it
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Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are
made up of glucose.
Student: So you' re saying that sperm
has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn' t even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#85 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Give a round of applause for the light bulb!
#77 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
If she stop in the middle of the sentence becouse she realised what she was saying. Why press sent. Texting does not work that way...
User avatar #83 to #77 - radtroll (07/19/2013) [-]
really anon ... really?
you think that was a text?
User avatar #73 - empithree (07/19/2013) [-]
in the butt
#72 - bowlerpipe (07/19/2013) [-]
That's because you have no tastebuds on the back of your neck.
User avatar #65 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
One time in Bio class, we were talking about sperm
Teacher: Okay so there is sugar in seman, but the sugar is for the spermies only!

I was the first one who started laughing... then everyone else joined in xD

inb4 coolstory
User avatar #67 to #65 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
semen*
User avatar #63 - Take (07/19/2013) [-]
to be fair I'm a ******* who's never seen a dick and I know that cum is salty
User avatar #68 to #63 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
How do you know that sperm is salty if you have not seen a dick?
#81 to #68 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
it was dark ...
User avatar #71 to #68 - Take (07/19/2013) [-]
because i've heard people say it, it's just common knowledge (e.g sex ed)
User avatar #54 - demandsgayversion (07/19/2013) [-]
The worst part is I can imagine myself saying this, except without catching myself.
User avatar #50 - chrisruler (07/19/2013) [-]
But can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
+2
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#47 - unotouchzetaco (07/19/2013) [-]
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#42 - confusedasian (07/19/2013) [-]
Semen is salty.
Semen is salty.
#64 to #42 - tormain (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #42 - swikkid (07/19/2013) [-]
How do you do that?
User avatar #74 to #58 - amuro (07/19/2013) [-]
Read you PM`s, there is one who tell about this...
User avatar #46 to #42 - sheperdofthestars (07/19/2013) [-]
I've always found it bitter, tbh. Or am I just sucking off the wrong men?
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User avatar #38 - thegrohltroll (07/19/2013) [-]
Before making a joke people should make sure it doesn't hold wrong info Spermatozoas are absolutely not made from glucose, sperm contains fructose that is necessary for the spz's motility and vitality.
#78 to #38 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Feeling kind of sad I had to scroll down this far too see this comment. +1, hopefully more people realize
User avatar #53 to #38 - demandsgayversion (07/19/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is high fructose corn syrup is corn semen
#35 - ikza (07/19/2013) [-]
Then the teacher said:   
"You wouldnt know, because the sweet taste receptor buds are in the tip of your tongue, not in the deep part of your throat"
Then the teacher said:
"You wouldnt know, because the sweet taste receptor buds are in the tip of your tongue, not in the deep part of your throat"
#66 to #35 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
why do teachers still teach that tongue regions thing...
#31 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Sperm cells are not made of glucose.
#39 to #31 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, that statement is incorrect on so many levels.
#30 - xXCorpitoXx (07/19/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#28 - auda (07/19/2013) [-]
What if you're a diabetic? D:
#23 - choelzler (07/19/2013) [-]
In the butt?
#25 to #16 - mguard (07/19/2013) [-]
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Even though you went to town
and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God
User avatar #27 to #25 - mcderper (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah maybe, but you'd want to use some mouthwash to knock that taste out your mouth.
User avatar #15 - casval (07/19/2013) [-]
Protip: Pineapple juice makes cum sweet. Ladies, get your man drinking pineapple juice for three days in a row and you will be sucking that dick dry.
User avatar #82 to #15 - sidrom (07/19/2013) [-]
reverse happens after eating asparagus, it increases your sperm count but it makes sperm taste and smell like ammonia
User avatar #70 to #15 - wisdombranch (07/19/2013) [-]
The same goes for females. The undigested sweet flavors eventually end up coating her labias.
#61 to #15 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
As do melons and strawberries. And to an extent diet soda.

All these fruit have an alcohol that is called erythritol that tastes sweet, but cannot be used by the body, so it passes straight out with the semen. .... and piss.
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