Sperm. . Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose. Student: So you' re saying that sperm has sugar in it Teacher: Technically Student: But it
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Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are
made up of glucose.
Student: So you' re saying that sperm
has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn' t even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#9 - pksniper (07/19/2013) [+] (22 replies)
(Posting this because it's kind of related and because bros out there might like the extra boost)
#16 - mcderper (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#35 - ikza (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then the teacher said:   
"You wouldnt know, because the sweet taste receptor buds are in the tip of your tongue, not in the deep part of your throat"
Then the teacher said:
"You wouldnt know, because the sweet taste receptor buds are in the tip of your tongue, not in the deep part of your throat"
User avatar #15 - casval (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Protip: Pineapple juice makes cum sweet. Ladies, get your man drinking pineapple juice for three days in a row and you will be sucking that dick dry.
#30 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #2 - heartlessrobot (07/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Hey, he has a point. It doesn't taste sweet at all.
Anyone know why it doesn't taste sweet?
User avatar #50 - chrisruler (07/19/2013) [-]
But can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#72 - bowlerpipe (07/19/2013) [-]
That's because you have no tastebuds on the back of your neck.
User avatar #73 - empithree (07/19/2013) [-]
in the butt
#31 - devout feminist (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sperm cells are not made of glucose.
#39 to #31 - devout feminist (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, that statement is incorrect on so many levels.
#42 - confusedasian (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Semen is salty.
Semen is salty.
User avatar #38 - thegrohltroll (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Before making a joke people should make sure it doesn't hold wrong info Spermatozoas are absolutely not made from glucose, sperm contains fructose that is necessary for the spz's motility and vitality.
#28 - auda (07/19/2013) [-]
What if you're a diabetic? D:
#85 - devout feminist (07/19/2013) [-]
Give a round of applause for the light bulb!
#77 - devout feminist (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If she stop in the middle of the sentence becouse she realised what she was saying. Why press sent. Texting does not work that way...
User avatar #83 to #77 - radtroll (07/19/2013) [-]
really anon ... really?
you think that was a text?
User avatar #63 - Take (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
to be fair I'm a lesbian who's never seen a dick and I know that cum is salty
User avatar #68 to #63 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
How do you know that sperm is salty if you have not seen a dick?
User avatar #54 - demandsgayversion (07/19/2013) [-]
The worst part is I can imagine myself saying this, except without catching myself.
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#47 - unotouchzetaco (07/19/2013) [-]
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#23 - choelzler (07/19/2013) [-]
In the butt?
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