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#76 - ButtonFly
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.   
2. I'm a good seamstress.   
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.   
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.   
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
Reasons to date me:
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.
2. I'm a good seamstress.
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.