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5 reasons you should date me

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5 reasons you should date me
n we never eaten styrofoam and I dont know why you would even Bring it
I high was a we on a horse once
My friends all have an she: so If mine breaks we mould borrow
one or whatever
There will be NO was involved in our relationship
sokan positive that my used car isnt haunted
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#7 - ivoryhammer (07/19/2013) [-]
What's this? Someone who wants to date someone uninterrupted by bees? This sounds like a job for Dr. Bees!
#50 to #7 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
I read that in the right voice without even realizing that it was a quote from him
#36 to #7 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
My briefcase full of bees will handle this!
User avatar #110 - Awesomecarrot (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4. please
#48 - habasparkz (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me -

1. I have a small penis so we can try anal.
User avatar #24 - gibroner (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:
1. I will never under any circumstances staple your nipples together
#8 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:


> I have some sweet-ass purple text.
#260 to #8 - mercado (07/19/2013) [-]
I think the rock agrees with the purple text
I think the rock agrees with the purple text
User avatar #10 to #8 - icelandicjesus (07/19/2013) [-]
How'd you get it?
User avatar #17 to #10 - tallywacker (07/19/2013) [-]
suck DJ 4DM1Ns dick.
#49 to #10 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
oc with 1000 thumbs
User avatar #174 to #49 - slaylolop (07/19/2013) [-]
As someone who had oc on the top of the front page, I can verify this as not being true.
User avatar #274 to #198 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
I nearly choked on my drink when I saw your text. Then I saw the 'edit image' button next to 'reply'.
#9 to #8 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
That is some pretty sexy text.
That is some pretty sexy text.
#278 to #8 - mikaelkid (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but do you have master race dark blue name??

#173 to #8 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Make that some sweet-ass purple weed and you got a deal.
#37 to #8 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
**** me, **** me now.
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#88 to #8 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 to #8 - fuperbooper (07/19/2013) [-]
But does it match up to greenish gray?
#21 to #19 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #263 to #86 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [-]
mine's better
#11 to #8 - PIPExDAD (07/19/2013) [-]
But, can you dance?
But, can you dance?
#16 to #11 - maousama (07/19/2013) [-]
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
#18 to #16 - roonerspism (07/19/2013) [-]
He can leave his friends behind
He can leave his friends behind
#33 to #18 - marcury (07/19/2013) [-]
cuz his friends don't dance...
#41 to #33 - agentdoubleohio (07/19/2013) [-]
if they don't dance
if they don't dance

#90 to #41 - xzayviaaeyeres (07/19/2013) [-]
Then they ain't no friends of his
Then they ain't no friends of his
#184 to #90 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Saayyyyyy...we can go where we want to
Saayyyyyy...we can go where we want to
#188 to #184 - mrhadrick (07/19/2013) [-]
A place where they will never find
A place where they will never find
#190 to #188 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
And we can act like we come from out of this world
And we can act like we come from out of this world
#243 to #190 - taternutz (07/19/2013) [-]
Leave the real one far behind
Leave the real one far behind
#285 to #243 - caramelfox (08/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love all you guys so much
#20 to #18 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#181 to #8 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
u want sum fuk?
User avatar #54 to #8 - katytrippy (07/19/2013) [-]
done.
User avatar #113 to #8 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
bitch please
User avatar #280 to #8 - resbiansrock (07/20/2013) [-]
I've got a lighter shade...
#244 to #8 - alphajunk (07/19/2013) [-]
How did you even get text?   
i've never seen purple text before..on daily winners text
How did you even get text?
i've never seen purple text before..on daily winners text
User avatar #102 to #1 - fitta (07/19/2013) [-]
what game is that?
User avatar #114 to #102 - ihaspotato (07/19/2013) [-]
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2
User avatar #282 to #114 - fitta (07/30/2013) [-]
not sure if srs
User avatar #283 to #282 - ihaspotato (07/30/2013) [-]
It is, i'm not ******* with you. This mission is at an airport when you're undercover and you go shoot up civilians to get Makarov's trust.
User avatar #284 to #283 - fitta (07/30/2013) [-]
alright, thanks for the info bro
User avatar #109 to #102 - benaz (07/19/2013) [-]
Battletoads
User avatar #30 - wittypotato (07/19/2013) [-]
Five reasons to date me:
T.
F.
W.
G.
F.
#57 - schengswillem (07/19/2013) [-]
A large influx of BEES ought to do the trick!
User avatar #44 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me
1 no one else wants to
2 i have been known to say some really interesting inspiring ****
3 i have no beauty meter i dont ******* know whats hot
4 i have candie
5 i have a gun get in the van
User avatar #65 to #44 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
0/10
No cute clothes to offer.
User avatar #67 to #65 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
theres no need for clothes where youre going
User avatar #68 to #67 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
There is.
Cute clothes.
Lingerie would be clothes too.
User avatar #69 to #68 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
ropes and chains dont count as clothing bub
User avatar #70 to #69 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
0/10
No cute clothes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
please show me what do you think is "cute clothes"
#72 to #71 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Skirts, Gothic lolita style, Various dresses, Victorian style or just simply summer style.
User avatar #73 to #72 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
i have a suit from the steampunk national fair would that do?
User avatar #74 to #73 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
A suit?
As for men?
Ew definitely no.
User avatar #75 to #74 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
im female but i enjoy mens clothing
say underwear. womens underwear have a wirey lace around them cutting into your thighs but mens none of that ****
NONE
#77 to #75 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a male, but I enjoy female clothing.
Depends on what underwear you're wearing. There are different kinds.
User avatar #80 to #77 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
no the ones where i live, all of them have the spikey wire
all of them ALL OF THEM
User avatar #81 to #80 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
What spiky wire?
#83 to #81 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
this spikey wire
yes i took a picture of my underwear that i put on top of the boy panties to hide them from ma'
User avatar #85 to #83 - kynrayn (07/19/2013) [-]
boy panties?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, that blows for you.
The boy underwear I'm wearing have a tight elastic that puts a mark on my tummy. Not exactly comfortable either.
User avatar #91 to #84 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
im sorry but did you say... tummie
i havent heard that word since my mother....
User avatar #92 to #91 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Tummy is a normal word for stomach, is it not?
User avatar #96 to #92 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
no well yes but i havent heard anyone say it for so long it scares me
User avatar #97 to #96 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #98 to #97 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 to #65 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
what clothes?
User avatar #99 to #44 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Let's be honest though.
You only like boys clothes because they are comfortable as a girl like you, to wear it. Am I right?
User avatar #100 to #99 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
i didnt quite understand what you are trying to words im sorry
i like mens clothing not just because of the comfort. but the rape rate in my town being 1 in 2 i need to hide the booty
i hide myself as a male to stop the rapists targeting me by a 30 cm tail feint stache and sideburn combo and manly clothing eg boots jeans and a iron maiden shirt my friends see the tail and know im a chick but still to this day people think im a dude... mainly the amount of hair and that one time my pocket was filled with a egg shaped stress ball that made it look like a boner maybe it was the whole kissing that one chick... i dont know
User avatar #104 to #100 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
So.
For comfort and to avoid getting raped?
User avatar #105 to #104 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [-]
why yes
User avatar #106 to #105 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Aha..
User avatar #160 - shonapope (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:
1. I own Crash Bandicoot.
2. I know how to make pasta
3.
4. that's about it really.
#240 to #160 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
u forgot u can boil water
User avatar #168 to #160 - LegititmateKyle (07/19/2013) [-]
I would date the **** out of you.
User avatar #175 to #168 - shonapope (07/19/2013) [-]
awesome. You come over my house, we'll play crash bandicoot for a few hours then I'll make us some pasta and hopefully not embarrass myself.
User avatar #192 to #175 - LegititmateKyle (07/19/2013) [-]
Baby that's all you need <3 Seriously, fine someone who likes crash bandicoot and that could work though.
#185 - tmdarby (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #51 - findtheninja (07/19/2013) [-]
Ten reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. Please?
#76 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.   
2. I'm a good seamstress.   
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.   
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.   
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
Reasons to date me:
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.
2. I'm a good seamstress.
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
#43 - senorfrog (07/19/2013) [-]
5 reasons to date me
1.Sillier than a duck riding a trex in Canada, so you would never be bored
2.I don't take much room
3.I is not clingy (except to my pc)
4.I have only a few arch enemies left (for now)
and 5. I have the krabby patty secret formula.
User avatar #5 - telmarine (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me
> i'm crippled so i won't run away from you
> i'm fat so i won't judge you
> we can eat ice cream together
> umm... sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - brettyoke (07/19/2013) [-]
If that's serious then I pity your life.
User avatar #25 to #6 - aldheim (07/19/2013) [-]
If you're serious, then I pity you.
Or I would, if I wasn't a total asshole.
User avatar #26 to #25 - brettyoke (07/19/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult the guy, that's just a really sad way to live, fat and crippled. I feel bad for him.
#257 to #26 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
5 bucks says he isnt crippled but too fat and lazy to walk around
User avatar #223 - flashfire (07/19/2013) [-]
5 Reasons to Date Me:


1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Please.
#186 - TehFunnyMan (07/19/2013) [-]
You'd find less desperate cries for help in a burning building filled with howler monkeys than you would in this comment section.
You'd find less desperate cries for help in a burning building filled with howler monkeys than you would in this comment section.
#45 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:   
   
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oh yeah, money.
reasons to date me:

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oh yeah, money.
#158 to #157 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
inb4 random fjers ask me for steam games
inb4 random fjers ask me for steam games
#163 to #161 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
FJ meets my creepy stalker
FJ meets my creepy stalker
#193 to #45 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
wht movie is tht again?
User avatar #206 to #193 - nekoyas (07/19/2013) [-]
Zombieland ^^
User avatar #152 to #45 - europe (07/19/2013) [-]
*sploosh*
#153 to #152 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
making entire subcontinents orgasm
making entire subcontinents orgasm
User avatar #82 - mostlyshits (07/19/2013) [-]
2 Reasons to date me
1. I will always remain faithful
2. my girlfriend is open to threesomes
#269 - vicioushaze (07/19/2013) [-]
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
User avatar #270 to #269 - mvtjets (07/19/2013) [-]
Aww beat me to it

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