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5 reasons you should date me
n we never eaten styrofoam and I dont know why you would even Bring it
I high was a we on a horse once
My friends all have an she: so If mine breaks we mould borrow
one or whatever
There will be NO was involved in our relationship
sokan positive that my used car isnt haunted
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#8 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [+] (41 replies)
Reasons to date me:


> I have some sweet-ass purple text.
#7 - ivoryhammer (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's this? Someone who wants to date someone uninterrupted by bees? This sounds like a job for Dr. Bees!
User avatar #110 - Awesomecarrot (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:
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4. please
#1 - pwndbynoob ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #24 - gibroner (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:
1. I will never under any circumstances staple your nipples together
#48 - habasparkz (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me -

1. I have a small penis so we can try anal.
User avatar #44 - evilanakie (07/19/2013) [+] (27 replies)
reasons to date me
1 no one else wants to
2 i have been known to say some really interesting inspiring ****
3 i have no beauty meter i dont ******* know whats hot
4 i have candie
5 i have a gun get in the van
User avatar #30 - wittypotato (07/19/2013) [-]
Five reasons to date me:
T.
F.
W.
G.
F.
User avatar #5 - telmarine (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
reasons to date me
> i'm crippled so i won't run away from you
> i'm fat so i won't judge you
> we can eat ice cream together
> umm... sex?
#57 - schengswillem (07/19/2013) [-]
A large influx of BEES ought to do the trick!
#43 - senorfrog (07/19/2013) [-]
5 reasons to date me
1.Sillier than a duck riding a trex in Canada, so you would never be bored
2.I don't take much room
3.I is not clingy (except to my pc)
4.I have only a few arch enemies left (for now)
and 5. I have the krabby patty secret formula.
User avatar #82 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
2 Reasons to date me
1. I will always remain faithful
2. my girlfriend is open to threesomes
User avatar #160 - shonapope (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
reasons to date me:
1. I own Crash Bandicoot.
2. I know how to make pasta
3.
4. that's about it really.
#185 - tmdarby (07/19/2013) [-]
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#119 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled user cloymax ** give me five reasons why I should date you.
User avatar #51 - findtheninja (07/19/2013) [-]
Ten reasons to date me:
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10. Please?
#45 - cloymax ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
reasons to date me:   
   
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oh yeah, money.
reasons to date me:

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oh yeah, money.
#76 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.   
2. I'm a good seamstress.   
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.   
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.   
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
Reasons to date me:
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.
2. I'm a good seamstress.
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
User avatar #223 - flashfire (07/19/2013) [-]
5 Reasons to Date Me:


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5. Please.
User avatar #29 - Metallicock ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. I have a motorcycle but don't know how to drive it
2. I have 2 dogs that don't bite most of the time
3. I enjoy both PC and consoles
4. I have 2 legs
5. I'm not black
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