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5 reasons you should date me

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5 reasons you should date me
n we never eaten styrofoam and I dont know why you would even Bring it
I high was a we on a horse once
My friends all have an she: so If mine breaks we mould borrow
one or whatever
There will be NO was involved in our relationship
sokan positive that my used car isnt haunted
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#7 - ivoryhammer (07/19/2013) [-]
What's this? Someone who wants to date someone uninterrupted by bees? This sounds like a job for Dr. Bees!
#50 to #7 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
I read that in the right voice without even realizing that it was a quote from him
#36 to #7 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
My briefcase full of bees will handle this!
User avatar #110 - Awesomecarrot (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4. please
#48 - habasparkz (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me -

1. I have a small penis so we can try anal.
User avatar #24 - gibroner (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:
1. I will never under any circumstances staple your nipples together
#8 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:


> I have some sweet-ass purple text.
#260 to #8 - mercado (07/19/2013) [-]
I think the rock agrees with the purple text
I think the rock agrees with the purple text
User avatar #10 to #8 - icelandicjesus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
How'd you get it?
User avatar #17 to #10 - tallywacker (07/19/2013) [-]
suck DJ 4DM1Ns dick.
#49 to #10 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
oc with 1000 thumbs
User avatar #174 to #49 - slaylolop (07/19/2013) [-]
As someone who had oc on the top of the front page, I can verify this as not being true.
#264 to #174 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 to #198 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
I nearly choked on my drink when I saw your text. Then I saw the 'edit image' button next to 'reply'.
#9 to #8 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
That is some pretty sexy text.
That is some pretty sexy text.
#278 to #8 - mikaelkid (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but do you have master race dark blue name??

#173 to #8 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
Make that some sweet-ass purple weed and you got a deal.
#37 to #8 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
**** me, **** me now.
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#88 to #8 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 to #8 - fuperbooper (07/19/2013) [-]
But does it match up to greenish gray?
#21 to #19 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #263 to #86 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [-]
mine's better
#11 to #8 - PIPExDAD (07/19/2013) [-]
But, can you dance?
But, can you dance?
#16 to #11 - maousama (07/19/2013) [-]
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
#18 to #16 - roonerspism (07/19/2013) [-]
He can leave his friends behind
He can leave his friends behind
#33 to #18 - marcury (07/19/2013) [-]
cuz his friends don't dance...
#41 to #33 - agentdoubleohio (07/19/2013) [-]
if they don't dance
if they don't dance

#90 to #41 - xzayviaaeyeres ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Then they ain't no friends of his
Then they ain't no friends of his
#184 to #90 - lordmoldywart (07/19/2013) [-]
Saayyyyyy...we can go where we want to
Saayyyyyy...we can go where we want to
#188 to #184 - mrhadrick (07/19/2013) [-]
A place where they will never find
A place where they will never find
#190 to #188 - lordmoldywart (07/19/2013) [-]
And we can act like we come from out of this world
And we can act like we come from out of this world
#243 to #190 - taternutz (07/19/2013) [-]
Leave the real one far behind
Leave the real one far behind
#285 to #243 - caramelfox (08/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love all you guys so much
#20 to #18 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#181 to #8 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
u want sum fuk?
User avatar #54 to #8 - katytrippy (07/19/2013) [-]
done.
User avatar #113 to #8 - twi (07/19/2013) [-]
bitch please
User avatar #280 to #8 - resbiansrock (07/20/2013) [-]
I've got a lighter shade...
#244 to #8 - alphajunk (07/19/2013) [-]
How did you even get text?   
i've never seen purple text before..on daily winners text
How did you even get text?
i've never seen purple text before..on daily winners text
#1 - pwndbynoob ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 to #1 - fitta (07/19/2013) [-]
what game is that?
User avatar #114 to #102 - ihaspotato (07/19/2013) [-]
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2
User avatar #282 to #114 - fitta (07/30/2013) [-]
not sure if srs
User avatar #283 to #282 - ihaspotato (07/30/2013) [-]
It is, i'm not ******* with you. This mission is at an airport when you're undercover and you go shoot up civilians to get Makarov's trust.
User avatar #284 to #283 - fitta (07/30/2013) [-]
alright, thanks for the info bro
User avatar #109 to #102 - benaz (07/19/2013) [-]
Battletoads
User avatar #30 - wittypotato (07/19/2013) [-]
Five reasons to date me:
T.
F.
W.
G.
F.
#57 - schengswillem (07/19/2013) [-]
A large influx of BEES ought to do the trick!
User avatar #44 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me
1 no one else wants to
2 i have been known to say some really interesting inspiring ****
3 i have no beauty meter i dont ******* know whats hot
4 i have candie
5 i have a gun get in the van
User avatar #65 to #44 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
0/10
No cute clothes to offer.
User avatar #67 to #65 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
theres no need for clothes where youre going
User avatar #68 to #67 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
There is.
Cute clothes.
Lingerie would be clothes too.
User avatar #69 to #68 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
ropes and chains dont count as clothing bub
User avatar #70 to #69 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
0/10
No cute clothes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
please show me what do you think is "cute clothes"
#72 to #71 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Skirts, Gothic lolita style, Various dresses, Victorian style or just simply summer style.
User avatar #73 to #72 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i have a suit from the steampunk national fair would that do?
User avatar #74 to #73 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
A suit?
As for men?
Ew definitely no.
User avatar #75 to #74 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
im female but i enjoy mens clothing
say underwear. womens underwear have a wirey lace around them cutting into your thighs but mens none of that ****
NONE
#77 to #75 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a male, but I enjoy female clothing.
Depends on what underwear you're wearing. There are different kinds.
User avatar #80 to #77 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
no the ones where i live, all of them have the spikey wire
all of them ALL OF THEM
User avatar #81 to #80 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
What spiky wire?
#83 to #81 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
this spikey wire
yes i took a picture of my underwear that i put on top of the boy panties to hide them from ma'
User avatar #85 to #83 - kynrayn (07/19/2013) [-]
boy panties?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, that blows for you.
The boy underwear I'm wearing have a tight elastic that puts a mark on my tummy. Not exactly comfortable either.
User avatar #91 to #84 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
im sorry but did you say... tummie
i havent heard that word since my mother....
User avatar #92 to #91 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Tummy is a normal word for stomach, is it not?
User avatar #96 to #92 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
no well yes but i havent heard anyone say it for so long it scares me
User avatar #98 to #97 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 to #65 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
what clothes?
User avatar #99 to #44 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Let's be honest though.
You only like boys clothes because they are comfortable as a girl like you, to wear it. Am I right?
User avatar #100 to #99 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i didnt quite understand what you are trying to words im sorry
i like mens clothing not just because of the comfort. but the rape rate in my town being 1 in 2 i need to hide the booty
i hide myself as a male to stop the rapists targeting me by a 30 cm tail feint stache and sideburn combo and manly clothing eg boots jeans and a iron maiden shirt my friends see the tail and know im a chick but still to this day people think im a dude... mainly the amount of hair and that one time my pocket was filled with a egg shaped stress ball that made it look like a boner maybe it was the whole kissing that one chick... i dont know
User avatar #104 to #100 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
So.
For comfort and to avoid getting raped?
User avatar #105 to #104 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
why yes
User avatar #106 to #105 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Aha..
User avatar #160 - shonapope (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:
1. I own Crash Bandicoot.
2. I know how to make pasta
3.
4. that's about it really.
#240 to #160 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
u forgot u can boil water
User avatar #168 to #160 - LegititmateKyle (07/19/2013) [-]
I would date the **** out of you.
User avatar #175 to #168 - shonapope (07/19/2013) [-]
awesome. You come over my house, we'll play crash bandicoot for a few hours then I'll make us some pasta and hopefully not embarrass myself.
User avatar #192 to #175 - LegititmateKyle (07/19/2013) [-]
Baby that's all you need <3 Seriously, fine someone who likes crash bandicoot and that could work though.
#185 - tmdarby (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #51 - findtheninja (07/19/2013) [-]
Ten reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. Please?
#76 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Reasons to date me:   
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.   
2. I'm a good seamstress.   
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.   
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.   
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
Reasons to date me:
1. I cannot feel any physical pain so falling out of windows should not be an issue.
2. I'm a good seamstress.
3. I only poisoned my father three times this month.
4. If I think something is wrong I will try to warn you a couple of times before going behind your back and screwing everything up for you anyway.
5. When I'm right I won't rub it in your face.
#43 - senorfrog (07/19/2013) [-]
5 reasons to date me
1.Sillier than a duck riding a trex in Canada, so you would never be bored
2.I don't take much room
3.I is not clingy (except to my pc)
4.I have only a few arch enemies left (for now)
and 5. I have the krabby patty secret formula.
User avatar #5 - telmarine (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me
> i'm crippled so i won't run away from you
> i'm fat so i won't judge you
> we can eat ice cream together
> umm... sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - brettyoke (07/19/2013) [-]
If that's serious then I pity your life.
User avatar #25 to #6 - aldheim (07/19/2013) [-]
If you're serious, then I pity you.
Or I would, if I wasn't a total asshole.
User avatar #26 to #25 - brettyoke (07/19/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult the guy, that's just a really sad way to live, fat and crippled. I feel bad for him.
#257 to #26 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
5 bucks says he isnt crippled but too fat and lazy to walk around
User avatar #223 - flashfire (07/19/2013) [-]
5 Reasons to Date Me:


1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Please.
#186 - TehFunnyMan (07/19/2013) [-]
You'd find less desperate cries for help in a burning building filled with howler monkeys than you would in this comment section.
You'd find less desperate cries for help in a burning building filled with howler monkeys than you would in this comment section.
#45 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
reasons to date me:   
   
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oh yeah, money.
reasons to date me:

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oh yeah, money.
#158 to #157 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
inb4 random fjers ask me for steam games
inb4 random fjers ask me for steam games
#163 to #161 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
FJ meets my creepy stalker
FJ meets my creepy stalker
#193 to #45 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
wht movie is tht again?
User avatar #206 to #193 - nekoyas (07/19/2013) [-]
Zombieland ^^
User avatar #152 to #45 - europe (07/19/2013) [-]
*sploosh*
#153 to #152 - cloymax (07/19/2013) [-]
making entire subcontinents orgasm
making entire subcontinents orgasm
User avatar #82 - mostlyshits (07/19/2013) [-]
2 Reasons to date me
1. I will always remain faithful
2. my girlfriend is open to threesomes
#269 - vicioushaze (07/19/2013) [-]
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
WHAT'S THIS? A RELATIONSHIP WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES? MY BRIEFCASE OF BEES OUTTA' PUT A STOP TO THAT!
User avatar #270 to #269 - mvtjets (07/19/2013) [-]
Aww beat me to it

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