How to lie. . Lie to me right now. Okay, I have a spaceship. What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? Okay, I don' t have a spaceship. No! Stand your ground! If How to lie Lie me right now Okay I have a spaceship What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? don' t No! Stand ground! If
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How to lie

Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay, I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract
them from the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I First got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut
brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical
plant, which contaminated the drinking water.
So over time, she' s turned a sickly, color
and there' s nothing that the vet can do to Fix her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
Is Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion: not even sick, is she?
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Views: 53529 Submitted: 07/18/2013