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#16 - jjholt
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(07/19/2013) [-]
"if you do not silence this fool, I shall silence him for you"
#11 - torontojays
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(07/19/2013) [-]
In his defense, that's a pretty ******* long straw
#1 - TreesyDoesIt ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
problem solved
#39 to #1 - blackcurrant **User deleted account**
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#41 to #39 - vincetacular
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Pull it over their heads.
#88 to #41 - TreesyDoesIt ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
that baby has a serious foot fetish
#24 - unclebourbon ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like some kids need to be disciplined more.
Sounds like some kids need to be disciplined more.
#37 to #24 - hudis
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like you were raised in the 1950s.
#79 to #24 - twillight ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Baby gets Shot with Shotgun

have fun
#89 to #79 - unclebourbon ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
That's REALLY messed up man.
#90 to #89 - twillight ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
what? all fun and games
#32 to #24 - themastermorris
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Dude some of these kids looked like they were 3-4. Any 3-4 year old will cry and make a fit over the dumbest ****.
#57 to #32 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Yea, in Africa, kids always cry when their parents die, because they were giving their portions to their kids. Stupid kids crying over the dumbest ****.
#26 to #24 - Crusader
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I think the fact that they are crying is a testament to the fact that the parents are giving them what they want, and therefore are being disciplined by showing them that crying won't get you what you want.
#43 - mankey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I won't buy her the "Dolly movie"
#23 - riddari
Reply +16
(07/19/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you let a kid throw away toenail clippings?   
   
What are you, collecting them or something?
Why wouldn't you let a kid throw away toenail clippings?

What are you, collecting them or something?
#25 to #23 - teratorn
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(07/19/2013) [-]
what if the kid throws it on the foods or somewhere else?
#2 - moorgar
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks that human children ask for getting eaten?
#21 to #2 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Human children are born with under developed brains because a fully developed human brain (which would allow them to walk and communicate and do other things) would be too big to fit out of the mother during child birth.

That's why a human baby can't do anything until a few years AFTER birth.

And that's why they cry so often, because their brains can't properly distinguish between things to cry about and useless little desires.

Human babies are ******* useless
#3 to #2 - lothet
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(07/18/2013) [-]
replace eaten with punched to death with a nailed baseball bat.
#4 to #3 - moorgar
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I meant the difference to animal babies in the wild, because they don´t cry around so each predator will find them, but your version is also acceptable
#5 to #4 - lothet
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(07/18/2013) [-]


Yeah animeals (pun intended) were born to run/kill/hide and grow up to be aware of everything. If humans were like that....it's like imagining a new color....
#6 to #5 - moorgar
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I now feel bad because is had to immediately think of a ******.

This run/kill/hide sounds like it was made with sloganmaker.
#7 to #6 - lothet
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(07/18/2013) [-]
That's a new picture to me.

******* just RUN, they don't do other **** unless they are in a large group, and they are squishy humans >
#18 to #3 - psykobear
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(07/19/2013) [-]
"punched"
"with a baseball bat"
#22 to #18 - lothet
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I Don't Care.
#10 - iamundecided
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Guuuuuddd, their anguish is my fuel.
#36 - swagloon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Most of those kids need a good smack so they have something to cry about.
#45 to #36 - mankey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#31 - vissova
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Aww. I remember when I was a little kid, as soon as I saw a train set I would beg for it. Eventually I got a Christmas themed train set as a gift and it was the best toy I ever had.

Also, don't know why everyone is like "I won't have kids"
I'm sure you guys cried over stupid **** too. They're just children.
#38 to #31 - kiratheunholy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You're right, I was a stupid little **** as a kid.

That being said **** children, neeeever having them. Thankfully I have a girlfriend who agrees.
#33 to #31 - pitch
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Ohei you're right, I cried over stupid **** too. That does not change the fact that I can't stand little children.
#34 to #33 - vissova
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Eh. Not everyone is going to love kids.