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He couldn' t find the red balloon he asked me
to throw to him,’
The oas mthe way while
to pussah' : erff
I wouldn' t let her play
with a bag of dog poop.
the to share
I didn' t let him throw his brother' s toe nail
clippings away.
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#16 - jjholt (07/19/2013) [-]
"if you do not silence this fool, I shall silence him for you"
User avatar #11 - torontojays (07/19/2013) [-]
In his defense, that's a pretty ******* long straw
#1 - TreesyDoesIt (07/18/2013) [-]
problem solved
+1
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#41 to #39 - vincetacular (07/19/2013) [-]
Pull it over their heads.
User avatar #88 to #41 - TreesyDoesIt (07/19/2013) [-]
that baby has a serious foot fetish
#43 - mankey (07/19/2013) [-]
I won't buy her the "Dolly movie"
#23 - riddari (07/19/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you let a kid throw away toenail clippings?   
   
What are you, collecting them or something?
Why wouldn't you let a kid throw away toenail clippings?

What are you, collecting them or something?
User avatar #25 to #23 - teratorn (07/19/2013) [-]
what if the kid throws it on the foods or somewhere else?
#10 - iamundecided (07/18/2013) [-]
Guuuuuddd, their anguish is my fuel.
#24 - unclebourbon (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like some kids need to be disciplined more.
Sounds like some kids need to be disciplined more.
User avatar #37 to #24 - hudis ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like you were raised in the 1950s.
User avatar #79 to #24 - twillight (07/19/2013) [-]
Baby gets Shot with Shotgun

have fun
User avatar #89 to #79 - unclebourbon (07/20/2013) [-]
That's REALLY messed up man.
User avatar #90 to #89 - twillight (07/20/2013) [-]
what? all fun and games
User avatar #32 to #24 - themastermorris (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude some of these kids looked like they were 3-4. Any 3-4 year old will cry and make a fit over the dumbest **** .
#57 to #32 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Yea, in Africa, kids always cry when their parents die, because they were giving their portions to their kids. Stupid kids crying over the dumbest **** .
User avatar #26 to #24 - Crusader (07/19/2013) [-]
I think the fact that they are crying is a testament to the fact that the parents are giving them what they want, and therefore are being disciplined by showing them that crying won't get you what you want.
User avatar #2 - moorgar (07/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks that human children ask for getting eaten?
#21 to #2 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
Human children are born with under developed brains because a fully developed human brain (which would allow them to walk and communicate and do other things) would be too big to fit out of the mother during child birth.

That's why a human baby can't do anything until a few years AFTER birth.

And that's why they cry so often, because their brains can't properly distinguish between things to cry about and useless little desires.

Human babies are ******* useless
User avatar #3 to #2 - lothet (07/18/2013) [-]
replace eaten with punched to death with a nailed baseball bat.
User avatar #4 to #3 - moorgar (07/18/2013) [-]
I meant the difference to animal babies in the wild, because they don´t cry around so each predator will find them, but your version is also acceptable
User avatar #5 to #4 - lothet (07/18/2013) [-]


Yeah animeals (pun intended) were born to run/kill/hide and grow up to be aware of everything. If humans were like that....it's like imagining a new color....
#6 to #5 - moorgar (07/18/2013) [-]
I now feel bad because is had to immediately think of a ****** .

This run/kill/hide sounds like it was made with sloganmaker.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lothet (07/18/2013) [-]
That's a new picture to me.

******* just RUN, they don't do other **** unless they are in a large group, and they are squishy humans >
User avatar #18 to #3 - psykobear ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
"punched"
"with a baseball bat"
User avatar #22 to #18 - lothet (07/19/2013) [-]
I Don't Care.
#15 - winternetz (07/19/2013) [-]
lol, the girl in the leg hole one is all like "is this ***** for real?"
User avatar #14 - SkoalKing (07/19/2013) [-]
Your kids are retarded
User avatar #12 - hybredmoon (07/19/2013) [-]
This is a better add for planned parenthood than anything I've ever seen.
#58 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
I ******* hate kids.
#28 - nignogatron (07/19/2013) [-]
When i was your age, i had already killed seven men.
#40 to #28 - zafak (07/19/2013) [-]
First time Ive laughed out loud on funnyjunk in days. Thank you
User avatar #36 - swagloon (07/19/2013) [-]
Most of those kids need a good smack so they have something to cry about.
#29 - wassuuuby (07/19/2013) [-]
Now I know again, why I hate kids..
User avatar #71 - azumeow (07/19/2013) [-]
Kids.

******* .

SUCK.
User avatar #69 - gondarik (07/19/2013) [-]
This is the main reason i hate kids
#61 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
kick the **** out of them
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