After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps
to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like most men, I shopping hearty and
preferring to get in and get out. Equally , m y wife is the meet
women - she levee to browse
F' ysterday my dear wife weaved the swallowing fetter hem the
Dear Mrs., Harris,
O'er the past six months, yew husband has caused quite a
in em stare. We gannet tolerate this behaviour and have been feared
ban bath m mu frem the stare. Our complaints against yew
husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by em video
1. June 15: He teek 24 be: -as m condems and randomly put them in
ether peeple' s carts when they weren' t leeking.
A July 2: Set all the alarm gleeks in Housewares eff at 5-
a July P. He made a trail m tomate juice en the leading
the wemen' s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up an employee and teld her in an
voice, ‘Cede 3 in Housewares. Get en it right away'. This caused
the employee leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand
frem her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a mien grievance,
causing management lese time and costing the company mew.
ti. August 4: Went the Service Desk and tried reserve a bag
ti. August 14: Mawed a 'CAUTION - INET FLOOR' sign a carpeted
I August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and teld
the children shoppers they eould eema in ifthey would bring pillows
and blankets frem the bedding department - which twenty
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they eould help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can' t mu peeple just leave me alene'?'
Emergency Medics were called.
a September 4: Leeked right inte the security Tamera and used it as
a miner while he picked his nese.
IO. Drtuber 3: Darted around the Stare suspiciously while lewdly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
11. Drtuber ti: In the aute department, he practiced his 'Madonna
leek’ by using different sizes m funnels.
12. : Hid in a earthing rack and when peeple browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK MEI'
13. Date ber 22: When an anne emme ever the mud speaker,
he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT' S THOSE
1: a bax m condems the clerk and asked where
the fitting reem was.
And last, but net least:
15. Drtuber 23: Went inte a fitting reem, shut the deer, waited
awhile, and then yelled very lewdly, 'Hey! There' s m terlet paper in here.’
One ofthe Staff passed em.