when boredom strikes. Saw this, thought I'd share.. After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like mo when boredom strikes Saw this thought I'd share After t retired my wife insisted that I accompany her en rdps to Sainsbury' s Unfortunate/ yr like mo
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when boredom strikes. Saw this, thought I'd share.. After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like mo

Saw this, thought I'd share.

After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps
to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like most men, I shopping hearty and
preferring to get in and get out. Equally , m y wife is the meet
women - she levee to browse
F' ysterday my dear wife weaved the swallowing fetter hem the
Sainsbury' s,
Dear Mrs., Harris,
O'er the past six months, yew husband has caused quite a
in em stare. We gannet tolerate this behaviour and have been feared
ban bath m mu frem the stare. Our complaints against yew
husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by em video
surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He teek 24 be: -as m condems and randomly put them in
ether peeple' s carts when they weren' t leeking.
A July 2: Set all the alarm gleeks in Housewares eff at 5-
minute intervals.
a July P. He made a trail m tomate juice en the leading
the wemen' s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up an employee and teld her in an
voice, ‘Cede 3 in Housewares. Get en it right away'. This caused
the employee leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand
frem her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a mien grievance,
causing management lese time and costing the company mew.
ti. August 4: Went the Service Desk and tried reserve a bag
m Maltesers.
ti. August 14: Mawed a 'CAUTION - INET FLOOR' sign a carpeted
area.
I August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and teld
the children shoppers they eould eema in ifthey would bring pillows
and blankets frem the bedding department - which twenty
children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they eould help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can' t mu peeple just leave me alene'?'
Emergency Medics were called.
a September 4: Leeked right inte the security Tamera and used it as
a miner while he picked his nese.
IO. Drtuber 3: Darted around the Stare suspiciously while lewdly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
11. Drtuber ti: In the aute department, he practiced his 'Madonna
leek’ by using different sizes m funnels.
12. : Hid in a earthing rack and when peeple browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK MEI'
13. Date ber 22: When an anne emme ever the mud speaker,
he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT' S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'
1: a bax m condems the clerk and asked where
the fitting reem was.
And last, but net least:
15. Drtuber 23: Went inte a fitting reem, shut the deer, waited
awhile, and then yelled very lewdly, 'Hey! There' s m terlet paper in here.’
One ofthe Staff passed em.
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#5 - ilovepelicans
Reply +102
(07/18/2013) [-]
333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. Look it up
#14 - andersbreivik
Reply +97
(07/19/2013) [-]
********

here is the original
#16 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
There was a target one before that, and a walmart one before the target one. Probably something before that one too.
#29 to #14 - idolovelamp
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
yeh theres no way in hell thats supposed to be england, most sainsburys don't have "camping sects" and we don't call them carts, we call them trolleys
#35 to #14 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
"used it a mirror"
#57 to #14 - martycamp
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Fenton? Jesus Christ...
#11 - outerfiend
Reply +49
(07/19/2013) [-]
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
#12 to #11 - createdjustnow
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
damn you, i just finished that playthrough
#13 to #11 - createdjustnow
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
i screwed it up, so sad
#24 to #11 - aceonfire
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
This post reminded me of a comment I made on my bros facebook about a week ago.
#65 to #11 - tealkangaroo
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
#17 to #11 - bjornkrage
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
mah drills
#18 to #17 - outerfiend
Reply +5
(07/19/2013) [-]
WAHAHA~
#8 - sabat **User deleted account**
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#26 - senorfrog
Reply +19
(07/19/2013) [-]
Used to be k-mart, then walmart, then just "the store", and now this.
#30 to #26 - gtaant ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, loving how Sainsbury's is UK and the "letter" is all about shopping "carts" (trollies), "housewares" (non-food), "auto department" (car stuff), "restroom" (toilets), "medic" (first aider), "checkout clerk" (checkout assistant)...

Just no. I can't believe he's destroyed my faith in the internet, up until this day I thought it was all true. Today is a dark, dream shattering day.
#25 - weeping
Reply +16
(07/19/2013) [-]
#19 - gravitystereo
Reply +7
(07/19/2013) [-]
can we all stop pretending that these things happened
#23 to #19 - hisnameisjake
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
it didnt have to happen to be funny
#20 to #19 - gravitystereo
Reply +3
(07/19/2013) [-]
it's a new store and a new letter every time
this ****** as old as the internet
#21 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
the internet is not that old
#28 - lazorman
Reply +6
(07/19/2013) [-]
***** this is like older than the internet
***** this is like older than the internet
#69 - cptmongtard
Reply +4
(07/19/2013) [-]
This is fake. Sainsbury's doesn't have an auto department or a camping department
#48 - Awesomecarrot
Reply +4
(07/19/2013) [-]
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