when boredom strikes. Saw this, thought I'd share.. After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like mo
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when boredom strikes

 
when boredom strikes. Saw this, thought I'd share.. After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like mo

Saw this, thought I'd share.

After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps
to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like most men, I shopping hearty and
preferring to get in and get out. Equally , m y wife is the meet
women - she levee to browse
F' ysterday my dear wife weaved the swallowing fetter hem the
Sainsbury' s,
Dear Mrs., Harris,
O'er the past six months, yew husband has caused quite a
in em stare. We gannet tolerate this behaviour and have been feared
ban bath m mu frem the stare. Our complaints against yew
husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by em video
surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He teek 24 be: -as m condems and randomly put them in
ether peeple' s carts when they weren' t leeking.
A July 2: Set all the alarm gleeks in Housewares eff at 5-
minute intervals.
a July P. He made a trail m tomate juice en the leading
the wemen' s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up an employee and teld her in an
voice, ‘Cede 3 in Housewares. Get en it right away'. This caused
the employee leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand
frem her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a mien grievance,
causing management lese time and costing the company mew.
ti. August 4: Went the Service Desk and tried reserve a bag
m Maltesers.
ti. August 14: Mawed a 'CAUTION - INET FLOOR' sign a carpeted
area.
I August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and teld
the children shoppers they eould eema in ifthey would bring pillows
and blankets frem the bedding department - which twenty
children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they eould help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can' t mu peeple just leave me alene'?'
Emergency Medics were called.
a September 4: Leeked right inte the security Tamera and used it as
a miner while he picked his nese.
IO. Drtuber 3: Darted around the Stare suspiciously while lewdly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
11. Drtuber ti: In the aute department, he practiced his 'Madonna
leek’ by using different sizes m funnels.
12. : Hid in a earthing rack and when peeple browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK MEI'
13. Date ber 22: When an anne emme ever the mud speaker,
he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT' S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'
1: a bax m condems the clerk and asked where
the fitting reem was.
And last, but net least:
15. Drtuber 23: Went inte a fitting reem, shut the deer, waited
awhile, and then yelled very lewdly, 'Hey! There' s m terlet paper in here.’
One ofthe Staff passed em.
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User avatar #5 - ilovepelicans (07/18/2013) [-]
333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. Look it up
#14 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [-]
********

here is the original
#29 to #14 - idolovelamp (07/19/2013) [-]
yeh theres no way in hell thats supposed to be england, most sainsburys don't have "camping sects" and we don't call them carts, we call them trolleys
#35 to #14 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
"used it a mirror"
User avatar #57 to #14 - martycamp (07/19/2013) [-]
Fenton? Jesus Christ...
#16 to #14 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
There was a target one before that, and a walmart one before the target one. Probably something before that one too.
#26 - senorfrog (07/19/2013) [-]
Used to be k-mart, then walmart, then just "the store", and now this.
#30 to #26 - gtaant (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, loving how Sainsbury's is UK and the "letter" is all about shopping "carts" (trollies), "housewares" (non-food), "auto department" (car stuff), "restroom" (toilets), "medic" (first aider), "checkout clerk" (checkout assistant)...

Just no. I can't believe he's destroyed my faith in the internet, up until this day I thought it was all true. Today is a dark, dream shattering day.
#11 - outerfiend (07/19/2013) [-]
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
User avatar #12 to #11 - createdjustnow (07/19/2013) [-]
damn you, i just finished that playthrough
User avatar #13 to #11 - createdjustnow (07/19/2013) [-]
i screwed it up, so sad
#24 to #11 - aceonfire (07/19/2013) [-]
This post reminded me of a comment I made on my bros facebook about a week ago.
User avatar #17 to #11 - bjornkrage (07/19/2013) [-]
mah drills
User avatar #18 to #17 - outerfiend (07/19/2013) [-]
WAHAHA~
+22
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#77 - brokenhalf (07/24/2013) [-]
hey guys maybe we are seeing reposts so often because we all spend to much god damned time on fj?...im ready for the red thumbs and insults now....
User avatar #69 - cptmongtard (07/19/2013) [-]
This is fake. Sainsbury's doesn't have an auto department or a camping department
User avatar #48 - Awesomecarrot (07/19/2013) [-]
doubt.jpg
User avatar #63 - daentraya (07/19/2013) [-]
I know its fake, but it's still funny
User avatar #45 - Flaminghomosapien (07/19/2013) [-]
no auto department either. they do basically just 99% food. come on op, wake up.
User avatar #37 - DanielOmg (07/19/2013) [-]
This is faker than my aunt's tits.
#46 to #37 - ellenrimbauer (07/19/2013) [-]
My aunt has fake eyebrows.
My aunt has fake eyebrows.
#10 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
"One of the Staff passed out."
Seriously???
User avatar #19 - gravitystereo (07/19/2013) [-]
can we all stop pretending that these things happened
#23 to #19 - hisnameisjake (07/19/2013) [-]
it didnt have to happen to be funny
User avatar #20 to #19 - gravitystereo (07/19/2013) [-]
it's a new store and a new letter every time
this ****** as old as the internet
#21 to #20 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
the internet is not that old
#28 - lazorman (07/19/2013) [-]
*****		 this is like older than the internet
***** this is like older than the internet
#43 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
"One of the staff passed out"
Were they "SO DONE" OP?
#55 - uniqueusernames (07/19/2013) [-]
now where have i seen this before
now where have i seen this before
User avatar #61 to #55 - ultralinkfan (07/19/2013) [-]
most of these are in a book i got for my birthday called "the laughter files"
#58 to #55 - uniqueusernames (07/19/2013) [-]
non gif version
#51 - freenarative (07/19/2013) [-]
pic is Salisbury in the uk, so unless you have them in the states this story, while funny and entertaining, is BS. No on in the uk says "medic" it's usualy Dr (yes i know this is a misnomer), "clerk" is staff (unless you like the movie of the same name). a "fitting room" is a changing room and finally a "rest room" is a toilet, lav, ******* or a growler. no one rests in there do they?
#67 to #51 - freenarative (07/19/2013) [-]
*sainsburys
#68 to #51 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
We definitely use fitting room here. I've seen it many times
#72 to #51 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
Growler's a pussy.

Not a restroom.

I haven't met one guy who calls a ******* a growler.

#73 to #72 - freenarative (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a guy but i do
#74 to #73 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
Well...    
   
Okay then.   
Just never herd the word like that before, I guess.
Well...

Okay then.
Just never herd the word like that before, I guess.
#66 to #51 - gallifreyan (07/19/2013) [-]
"growler"
"growler"
#27 - zxe (07/19/2013) [-]
That guy deserves a medal
User avatar #7 - howunexpected (07/18/2013) [-]
There have been "letters" exactly like this from every imaginable shop mart in the 1st world, posted to the internet from "bemused wives"
Seriously, EVERY SHOP
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