when boredom strikes. Saw this, thought I'd share.. After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like mo
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when boredom strikes

Saw this, thought I'd share.

After t retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her en her rdps
to Sainsbury' s, Unfortunate/ yr, like most men, I shopping hearty and
preferring to get in and get out. Equally , m y wife is the meet
women - she levee to browse
F' ysterday my dear wife weaved the swallowing fetter hem the
Sainsbury' s,
Dear Mrs., Harris,
O'er the past six months, yew husband has caused quite a
in em stare. We gannet tolerate this behaviour and have been feared
ban bath m mu frem the stare. Our complaints against yew
husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by em video
surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He teek 24 be: -as m condems and randomly put them in
ether peeple' s carts when they weren' t leeking.
A July 2: Set all the alarm gleeks in Housewares eff at 5-
minute intervals.
a July P. He made a trail m tomate juice en the leading
the wemen' s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up an employee and teld her in an
voice, ‘Cede 3 in Housewares. Get en it right away'. This caused
the employee leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand
frem her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a mien grievance,
causing management lese time and costing the company mew.
ti. August 4: Went the Service Desk and tried reserve a bag
m Maltesers.
ti. August 14: Mawed a 'CAUTION - INET FLOOR' sign a carpeted
area.
I August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and teld
the children shoppers they eould eema in ifthey would bring pillows
and blankets frem the bedding department - which twenty
children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they eould help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can' t mu peeple just leave me alene'?'
Emergency Medics were called.
a September 4: Leeked right inte the security Tamera and used it as
a miner while he picked his nese.
IO. Drtuber 3: Darted around the Stare suspiciously while lewdly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
11. Drtuber ti: In the aute department, he practiced his 'Madonna
leek’ by using different sizes m funnels.
12. : Hid in a earthing rack and when peeple browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK MEI'
13. Date ber 22: When an anne emme ever the mud speaker,
he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT' S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'
1: a bax m condems the clerk and asked where
the fitting reem was.
And last, but net least:
15. Drtuber 23: Went inte a fitting reem, shut the deer, waited
awhile, and then yelled very lewdly, 'Hey! There' s m terlet paper in here.’
One ofthe Staff passed em.
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User avatar #5 - ilovepelicans (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. Look it up
#14 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
********

here is the original
#11 - outerfiend (07/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
"Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was"
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#26 - senorfrog (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Used to be k-mart, then walmart, then just "the store", and now this.
User avatar #19 - gravitystereo (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
can we all stop pretending that these things happened
#28 - lazorman (07/19/2013) [-]
*****					 this is like older than the internet
***** this is like older than the internet
#77 - brokenhalf (07/24/2013) [-]
hey guys maybe we are seeing reposts so often because we all spend to much god damned time on fj?...im ready for the red thumbs and insults now....
User avatar #69 - cptmongtard (07/19/2013) [-]
This is fake. Sainsbury's doesn't have an auto department or a camping department
User avatar #48 - Awesomecarrot (07/19/2013) [-]
doubt.jpg
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
"One of the staff passed out"
Were they "SO DONE" OP?
User avatar #63 - daentraya (07/19/2013) [-]
I know its fake, but it's still funny
#55 - uniqueusernames (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
now where have i seen this before
now where have i seen this before
#58 to #55 - uniqueusernames (07/19/2013) [-]
non gif version
User avatar #45 - Flaminghomosapien (07/19/2013) [-]
no auto department either. they do basically just 99% food. come on op, wake up.
User avatar #37 - DanielOmg (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is faker than my aunt's tits.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
"One of the Staff passed out."
Seriously???
User avatar #7 - howunexpected (07/18/2013) [-]
There have been "letters" exactly like this from every imaginable shop mart in the 1st world, posted to the internet from "bemused wives"
Seriously, EVERY SHOP
User avatar #56 - Mawxter (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember the first time this story got posted. He was in a Walmart. So unless the guy decided to go to another store and try out some old material, this is fake.
User avatar #62 to #56 - trojandetected (07/19/2013) [-]
The orignal story Is old as **** and was a pub joke.
#1 - cptjoe (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh god...
Oh god...
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