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#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
nothing boosts a carrier like dying does
#87 to #2 - larknok
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(07/19/2013) [-]
sucks even more to the random atheist citizen. For everyone else it's like:

Before death: "Yo, you suck!"
After death: "Sorry bro, I didn't mean that! Hope you enjoy heaven!"

For the atheist it be like:

Before death: "Yo, you suck!"









And that's it.
#117 to #2 - pulluspardus
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure nuclear power boosts a carrier more than dying does.
#153 to #2 - Guild
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That.s true, but the real money is in a carrier as a pilot on a career
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#3 to #2 - solidsnales
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Life`s irony, i suppose.
#4 to #3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Just look at Michael Jackson for example. (man, I'm gonna get hated for this)
After he died everyone was like "Man, I've ALWAYS loved that guy. I don't mean to brag, but I started listening to him when he was underground" And they wouldn't even be lying when they said they said they started listening to him when he was underground,
because they started listening to him when he was buried.
#14 to #4 - internetrage
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(07/18/2013) [-]
its funny cause he was underground in like the mid fifties! way i see it he was a paedo and a damn creepy one at that. i always said jimmy saville was a paedo as well but no one listened, NO ONE LISTENED
its funny cause he was underground in like the mid fifties! way i see it he was a paedo and a damn creepy one at that. i always said jimmy saville was a paedo as well but no one listened, NO ONE LISTENED
#5 to #4 - solidsnales
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Note that i never said you were wrong. In fact i agree with you. And that is why i made the remark that life`s irony involves that you are at your highest pinnacle of your career, when you can`t enjoy it.
#6 to #5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I know, I just wanted to add to the argument.
#12 - iamundecided
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(07/18/2013) [-]
He was a good salesman. That's all it takes to run a business. Most people who run good businesses are scumbags. Bill Gates is someone to look up to because of his philanthropy but that doesn't necessarily advance his company.
Nobody has said: "I'm going to buy this Microsoft computer because Bill Gates is going to give away 90% of his fortune."
And Malaria still exists.
#70 to #12 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
philanthropy is easy when it literally is not worth your time to pick up a 100 dollar bill.
#98 to #70 - harleyzone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I don't like either one honestly,
bill gates just stole an idea floating around, and steve jobs was a crook, he could have made the ipod in the US and still sold it for the same price too (nothing against foreign labor, it's just that it's really hard to maintain our standard of labor laws in a foreign country, especially when you don't have eyes and ears directly in the factory)
But bill gates was a better philanthropist, that said, I can't stand windows 8, and won't be using windows anymore, and while it's easy to give millions upon millions when it's just a drop in the bucket, it's a hell of a lot easier to just buy more stuff with it, so I still think it's cool that Gates gives so much, then again, he was a dick until he was rich, so, I dunno...

that said, steve jobs underpaid children to work unethically long hours in a stressful environment to produce his product,

whereas bill gates underpays young programmer to work unethically long hours in a stressful environment to produce his product

I still like bill gates a little bit more, but it's pretty easy to hate either one of them
#88 to #12 - larknok
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I believe he obliterated polio. Not sure on the topic of malaria.
#140 to #12 - makethingsworse
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(07/19/2013) [-]
...you realize Bill Gates doesn't need to "advance his company" anymore, right? He doesn't even own Microsoft anymore. Also, you don't need to be a good salesman when even your opponents product has your operating system inside of it.    
   
Also, Malaria isn't just going to go away because you throw money at it. You ever try throwing cash at a burn victim? Do their wounds heal immediately?   
   
I am far from butthurt. I'm just trying to understand the level of density at which you are currently residing.
...you realize Bill Gates doesn't need to "advance his company" anymore, right? He doesn't even own Microsoft anymore. Also, you don't need to be a good salesman when even your opponents product has your operating system inside of it.

Also, Malaria isn't just going to go away because you throw money at it. You ever try throwing cash at a burn victim? Do their wounds heal immediately?

I am far from butthurt. I'm just trying to understand the level of density at which you are currently residing.
#58 to #12 - Johnsfer
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Of course malaria still exists.
Africa is still alive, one or the other has to go.
#161 to #58 - jajathezombie
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What if we just nuked the entire continent of Africa? Then set up a theme park or some ****. We could turn the entire Nile River into a water park. Don't ask me how we're gonna get rid of the radiation.
#13 to #12 - internetrage
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(07/18/2013) [-]
why would that make anyone rage? you're on-point brother
why would that make anyone rage? you're on-point brother
#150 to #13 - agmi **User deleted account**
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#25 to #13 - vilememory ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The fan boys and girls do not care about facts or logic. Only their blind devotion drives them, for this simple thing they will slaughter thousands, topple nations, and doom humanity. That and you could show a video of Steve Jobs eating a sandwich made out of living puppies, kittens, and babies to an Apple fan boy they would find some way to defend it.
#23 - spleed
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(07/18/2013) [-]
MFW Steve Jobs movie coming out
MFW Steve Jobs movie coming out
#27 to #23 - ssjkirby
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I can't believe he's being played by Ashton Kutcher.
#38 to #27 - stanleys ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts when I saw the preview
#80 to #38 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe it's the biggest PUNK'd episode ever, and we're the ones being punked. Let's all hope?
#103 to #80 - firereadyaim
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This will be Ashton's greatest acheivement
#29 to #23 - herecomesjohnny
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(07/18/2013) [-]
they're making him look completely jesus-y too
#39 to #23 - gustaviaable
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I have already watched the discovery documentary. We don't need a movie.
#40 to #23 - gustaviaable
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(07/19/2013) [-]
We don't even need a documentary explaining how he invented a turd incased in gold
#51 to #23 - taokami ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Go watch "Silicon Valley". It's the prelude between windows and Apple.
#62 to #23 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
And that fag guy from that show that pranks celebrities has the role of steve jobs, that sucks
#73 to #23 - robskul
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(07/19/2013) [-]
you best be joking ******
#97 to #23 - gunthar
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(07/19/2013) [-]
maybe is like "the social network" which made Zuckerberg look like a cunt
#100 to #97 - spleed
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I saw the preview. They were going more for modern-day prophet.
#113 to #23 - serefth
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(07/19/2013) [-]
... Hopefully he plays himself... hahuhehauhehuah
#76 to #23 - conordalymcr
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley" if you want an unbiased version
#102 to #76 - firereadyaim
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(07/19/2013) [-]
great movie
#1 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
If he would finally just die I bet he would become more popular the Jesus
#15 to #1 - teseus
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
#22 to #15 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Rich people don't live like normal people. They have cryogenics and cyborg parts
#92 to #1 - larknok
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Bill Gates is an atheist. Unfortunately, according to him it won't matter what people say about him after he's gone. There is only the here and now to suck his dick with compliments.
#68 - retardedboss ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Bill Gates is like the Tesla of our time. And Steve Jobs is Edison.
#71 to #68 - azumeow
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(07/19/2013) [-]
At least ******* Jobs had the decency to get cancer and die.
#90 to #71 - larknok
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(07/19/2013) [-]
At least Bill Gates won't die alone, broke and hallunatingly talking to a pigeon.





Right guys?
#143 to #90 - themassivefail
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Sound like Tesla. Only his pigeons had lazers on their heads.
#162 to #71 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
oh ****, didn't edison get cancer too? This might be a better parallel than i thought.
#174 to #162 - effort
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(07/19/2013) [-]
He died of diabeetus.
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#164 to #162 - azumeow
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Did he? I have no clue actually...
#8 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs was a horrible person that got his fame from screwing people over and stealing other people's work and Ideas, not to mention outsourcing jobs for cheap labor.

Incoming red thumbs...
#56 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
That is business, you idiot.
EVERYBODY does it.
It's just a matter of who comes out on top.
#72 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
shut the **** up you commy, theres nothing wrong with outsourcing jobs
#114 to #8 - Kaalevv
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Welcome to real life
#115 to #8 - danster
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What do you mean red thumbs? Any post hating Steve Jobs gets thumbs.
#125 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
One of his factories had like three suicides every day by people who would rather jump off the roof than do another shift. Apple's solution? they put netting around the roof and kept the same working conditions.
#127 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Damn straight!
#20 to #8 - SognaVetr
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Why red thumbs if you speak th truth?
Why red thumbs if you speak th truth?
#166 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy! Posts a popular opinion about a person you're well aware EVERYONE on this site hates.


Expects Red thumbs
#173 to #8 - BigDoktor
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(07/19/2013) [-]
He was a modern-day Thomas Edison
#179 to #8 - tealkangaroo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
this is funnyjunk

hating on apple is cool here
#9 to #8 - spacestalin
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(07/18/2013) [-]
nah, that's like saying
...
I was gonna use Hitler as an example, but that probably would get some green thumbs...

you get my point. That's not an unpopular opinion.
#21 to #9 - chuca
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(07/18/2013) [-]
to be fair when he first died almost everyone on fj was riding his dead dick, so you can see why red thumbs would be expected
#45 to #8 - cudlefish
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Why would you get red thumbs? Everyone on here hates apple.
#81 to #8 - dinkdink
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(07/19/2013) [-]
and Bill Gates got rich doing the same.

Only when Gates did get rich he distributed his wealth to areas that needed it
and Jobs just dies.
#17 to #8 - jinapayne
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(07/18/2013) [-]
He did some great stuff in the 80s when he worked on Pixar and the first Apple computers but he went downhill during the iPod beginning for screwing people over and being a douche
#32 to #17 - bandoslootshare
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(07/18/2013) [-]
apple kicked him off,(some deuchbag ceo) and the old ceo failed meanwhile steve jobs created his own company. then apple rehired steve after apple went downhill and steve took it to the top by doing all the **** hes doing. hes a capitalist hero and got vengence on a ****** ceo that ****** him over.
#18 to #8 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
i like how these comments that always get all the thumbs mention something about preparing for red thumbs knowing very well that there not coming. just to in fact get green thumbs
#28 to #18 - ssjkirby
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(07/18/2013) [-]
they're*
#24 to #18 - goodcheese
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(07/18/2013) [-]
people like being contrarians. if somebody says they'll get red thumbs then everyone else will thumb them up because they don't want to prove that they "aren't like anybody else"
#61 to #8 - mrswagly
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(07/19/2013) [-]
It's funny how his basic reverse psychology made 122 people thumb him up.
#135 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Well, here's my take on Steve Jobs. He was always a visionary, he can see new trends, he wants computers to be available at houses, that's why he created Apple. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are one of the few guys to thank for the PC industry revolution.

About being a douche to people and stealing stuffs, I think it's normal big people that runs a company. My dad owns a humble company so he knows some people from the big companies in my country. I've heard stories that big people like that are always scary, mean, and a douche, but I guess that's what makes their company so big, because to make things happen, apparently if you're a boss to a lot of people, being a douche is one of the best ways to do it.

Anyway... I've don't really know the whole story of Steve Jobs, but that's my take on him. I think there's always two sides to a story, and it doesn't always mean that only one side is the right one. We should be able to take something from both sides for our own good.
#11 to #8 - gerfox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
> Funnyjunk
> Getting red thumbs for "offending" Steve Jobs

Pick one
#35 to #11 - scorcho
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(07/18/2013) [-]
i pick both! Steve jobs smells like ass! thumb me down now!
#43 to #35 - jbkubel
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Well... You seem like a pretty cool guy... Sure I can thumb you down, if you ask for it.
#66 to #43 - scorcho
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(07/19/2013) [-]
worth it
#53 - Ulmer
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(07/19/2013) [-]
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#65 to #53 - demandsgayversion
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(07/19/2013) [-]
One of the few things he did get right
#159 - sanguinemeows
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(07/19/2013) [-]
There is a Great Person in Civ 5 named after Steve Jobs. I deleted him...
#175 to #159 - runelh
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Seriously? I never noticed that...
#136 - zarcos
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs was an ass
#37 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Bill Gates is no saint either.
#41 to #37 - thekinganon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Care to expand? i'm curious.
#171 to #41 - porso
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I will. Essentially, Bill Gates was the one who first came up with the idea that all software shouldn't be open-sourced and free, and be closed-source and monetized instead. He came up with many DRM features like serial keys that are required to be entered so people cannot simply share the software with friends.

Here's a good link: www.geek.com/news/bill-gates-proves-piracy-was-rife-even-before-floppy-discs-1538495/

Also, watch RevolutionOS
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#74 to #41 - knackie
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(07/19/2013) [-]
The only bad thing Bill does can be blamed on a lot of companies that out source. And even then its a stretch. If you'd like for me to explain then I will. But if no ones interested then I won't.

(I didn't write that comment by the way)