Portable shower. . Sometimes my friends and I like to play sports and then hang out afterwards, but I feel uncomfortable the whole time because I' m drenched in
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Portable shower

Sometimes my friends and I like to play sports and then hang out afterwards,
but I feel uncomfortable the whole time because I' m drenched in sweat.
W, I came up with an idea for bringing a refreshing shower with me wherever I go.
THE SUPPLIES
All you need for your portable shower are an empty container
usually I use a dip or cream cheese size plastic tub),
a bottle of shower gel, and water.
STEP ONE
the container up a third of the way with water and squeeze out a
couple squirts of = wash.
STEP TWO
Stir that bitch PI
STEP THREE
Stick the container in the freezer until the contents are frozen.
Optional Step : thaw some meat and eat it while
you wait)
Once the soapy water E frozen, add another = of Mii water.
Be sure to leave enough room for the ice to expand.
STEP FIVE
Put the container into a cooler with some gatorade or beer or
some **** while you' re sporting.
when you' re ready to rinse, pop the shower block out of the tub
just as you would ice from an ice cube tray. The lower bluish layer
will be soapy, while the upper translucent layer will be pure ice.
STEP SIX
Lather up with the blue side, then rinse off with the clear side.
Enjoy your refreshing, ablation while your friends fewer
in their own sweat. Drink the aforementioned beers feel awesome.
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User avatar #1 - threadz (07/18/2013) [-]
you are one clever dude. I will steal this idea and make millions on Shark Tank. Thanks
User avatar #55 to #1 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
its not even his
User avatar #59 to #55 - threadz (07/19/2013) [-]
So I'm stealing from a thief. That makes it Karmically neutral
User avatar #29 to #1 - dafuckisthisshit (07/19/2013) [-]
i cant wait to see that episode. the people on that show come up with the neatest ****
User avatar #30 to #29 - unoriginalaccount (07/19/2013) [-]
I saw one episode where these two middle aged ladies tried to make biker jackets more "fashionable" and one of the investors asked "What are you going to do with the money if we invest" and the both said "GO TO EUROPE!!!!!!!!, cause Europeans use motorcycles and mopeds a lot" so the investors practically told them to **** off.
User avatar #32 to #30 - dafuckisthisshit (07/19/2013) [-]
i dont remember what the guys' product/business was, but i remember this guy did such a horrible job presenting that he got 2 offers, one for 75% of his business and the other for 100% cause the sharks didn't like him at all and o'leary said the first thing he was going to do was fire the guy cause he sucked that bad
User avatar #33 to #32 - unoriginalaccount (07/19/2013) [-]
This one guy made some sort of nose plug type things to keep out contagions and the and they offered him a butt load of money for his idea.
I think it was around like 10-50million or something like that (maybe less)
And he refused.
#35 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
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User avatar #46 to #35 - Paranoid Sniper (07/19/2013) [-]
you are going places my friend, green thumb for you
User avatar #49 to #35 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
as a man you should always be carrying around at least a 4 oz. streak or its equivalent (look up standard meat conversion table for reference) for meat product related emergencies such as impromptu BBQ's and distracting guard dogs
User avatar #61 to #49 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
See, here's my problem though. Upon carrying these extra items with me, I have to make room. So I therefore switch out my extra clothes because I'll be clean anyway, and my on hand meat. Being a man and all and only being allowed x amount of things at a time before I am claimed as an over prepared common silly nanny. It's a rough sacrifice I'm forced to make, being clean, or eating meat on demand.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
hmmm, interesting conundrum....

perhaps rather than pre-prepared meat, one could have the option of having a hunting knife on one's person for the emergency reacquiring of meat
User avatar #67 to #64 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I live in the city. And last time I went to my local farm park, it was heavily frowned upon to try this tactic. However, another thing I've learned that works most times is to coax out my local goat farmer for his goats. That poor man still believes the chupacabra has made it's way to Pennsylvania.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy
User avatar #70 to #68 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
User avatar #73 to #70 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
User avatar #77 to #73 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 to #77 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 to #81 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 to #77 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 to #79 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#130 to #35 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Just wanted to say Cryaotic is awesome
#60 to #35 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
The easiest solution is to kill your friend and use his flesh as the needed meat. This will also save time because the meat will already be thawed. If some of his body is left over throw it in the freezer for the later meat related use.
User avatar #62 to #60 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I... I just lost it at "other meat related use". Please, come with me and play sports while we both be clean and be men and such things.
#66 to #62 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.
User avatar #69 to #66 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I am honored to be among your presence. It'd be to obvious to quote that, however, I will say that I'd let you be my wing man any day. No homo.
#71 to #69 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
I would be honored to be a wing man to someone of such stature and sophistication
#74 to #71 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Then at dawn, we ride!
#76 to #74 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Can we ride a noon, dawn's pretty early.....
#78 to #76 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
If you were a real man you'd still be awake at dawn. I am hurt and hungered by your statement. But I still have hope for you, for you understand me. Please, accept this as a token of our new friendship.
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#6 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [-]
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
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#75 to #6 - kez (07/19/2013) [-]
Its not.

Just take a towel, a change of clothes and a bottle of water. Wet a small bit of the towell, wipe yourself off, dry yourself with the dry bit of the towel then change clothes. Or do the same and dont take/change clothes. Can be done in 5 minutes.

Quicker, faster & easier.
User avatar #147 to #6 - percioz (07/19/2013) [-]
Trust me it's just about finding the right deoderant.
I tried the active non-sweat ones and they didn't work, probably tried them all. Then I got a Hugo Boss one primarily made for good smell, and I haven't had a sweat drop since. (Outside of sports that is)
#112 - theexplodingcheez ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Great! Now I just need to find a sport I'm not terrible at!
#25 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Hey dude, can i put this soap cube in your freezer.

A what?

wut
User avatar #5 - blamie (07/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't work, well not as well as you hope (Icve done it, trust me. First: The water to soap ratio can never be made so that you can ACTUALLY rinse it all off. Second, have you ever slathered yourself with ice after serious physical activity? It's pretty jarring and not fun.
User avatar #27 to #5 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
its not a bad idea, i would just bring 1-2 extra bottles of water to rinse off after wards. its a lot better then not showering at all or having to go somewhere to look for a shower
#113 to #5 - themongoose (07/19/2013) [-]
i must agree. Quite jarring.
User avatar #8 to #5 - higginz (07/18/2013) [-]
'Icve done it'
Was that supposed to be a pun?
User avatar #10 to #8 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
It's a typo
User avatar #20 to #8 - ebperik (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he's using a phone. I don't know about Iphones, but my android has the apostrophe combined with the C key. So to get an apostrophe you have to hold down the C key for a second or so.
Makes sense to me
User avatar #51 - KayRed (07/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but how can I use it to masturbate?
User avatar #57 to #51 - strifethethird (07/19/2013) [-]
get a cup
fill it up with Bengay and water
stick a hot dog weenier in the middle
put in freezer
when frozen pull weenier out
Masturbate
eat weenier to replenish energy
rinse and repeat.
User avatar #58 to #57 - KayRed (07/19/2013) [-]
Orgasmic and delicious.
#16 - ryuh (07/18/2013) [-]
#56 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
but its a good repost
User avatar #31 - rulebysecrecy (07/19/2013) [-]
or you know, bring clean clothes in your gym bag, and be all "yo dude, can i have a quick shower?" and then go and do that.
#155 to #151 - saxplaya (07/19/2013) [-]
This really deserves more thumbs.
This really deserves more thumbs.
#108 - mexicanfood (07/19/2013) [-]
as bonus points, your friends will think you're 			*******		 weird for carrying something wit you like that.
as bonus points, your friends will think you're ******* weird for carrying something wit you like that.
User avatar #93 - tikledpikle (07/19/2013) [-]
or just use baby wipes...
#63 - penisfuckbitch (07/19/2013) [-]
hope you have a towel, faggot.
#123 - biggrand (07/19/2013) [-]
> let melt some
> put in a cup with straw
> tell friends is slushie
> shoot them in the face with a gun
User avatar #146 to #123 - slushie (07/19/2013) [-]
all of my wut
User avatar #142 to #139 - zyconx (07/19/2013) [-]
Kill yourself
#153 to #142 - europe (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, this is interesting
Usually people start pissing blood whenever someone posts "XD"
User avatar #92 - biporch (07/19/2013) [-]
The soap would still dry up on your skin, that's ******* worse than sweat itself.
User avatar #96 to #92 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
You're not familiar with the term "rinse" are you?
User avatar #98 to #96 - biporch (07/19/2013) [-]
>"The soap would still"
User avatar #105 to #98 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
>rinse
User avatar #106 to #105 - biporch (07/19/2013) [-]
>"Would still"
User avatar #110 to #106 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
>rinse
User avatar #111 to #110 - biporch (07/19/2013) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #117 to #111 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
y u do wut u do
User avatar #121 to #105 - steamwhistler (07/19/2013) [-]
go try it. Then tell me how rinsed you feel after,
User avatar #125 to #121 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
I've washed with ice cubes from a cooler before, not that difficult and I felt pretty refreshed afterwards. Don't see what the issue you guys are having is.
User avatar #126 to #125 - steamwhistler (07/19/2013) [-]
those ice cubes dont have soap in them. I don't see how such a small amount of water can wash the soap off.
#159 to #126 - rprzombie (07/19/2013) [-]
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I think you're missing that half of the finished bar is ice/soap. And half is a layer of JUST ice, thats why its frozen twice, to get a separated layer of "clean" water froze into ice with which you can "Rinse" your skin.
User avatar #127 to #126 - subaqueousreach (07/19/2013) [-]
Most athletes pack a towel.
User avatar #128 to #127 - steamwhistler (07/19/2013) [-]
well this doesnt mention anything about a towel, so just shut the **** up.
User avatar #160 to #128 - subaqueousreach (07/20/2013) [-]
Clearly someone can't think without direct instructions. Life must be challenging for you.
#114 to #98 - rprzombie (07/19/2013) [-]
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"then rinse off with the clear side"
User avatar #119 to #114 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
nah, you're just smothering that **** around
User avatar #131 to #119 - rprzombie (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah, and water in the shower jean smears it down your body.


Then it drips off because just like rubbing an ice cube on your skin, you end up with water all over your skin carrying the heavier leather off.
User avatar #157 to #131 - kwanzalord (07/19/2013) [-]
am I just retarded or it's very hard to understand what the **** you just wrote
#158 to #157 - rprzombie (07/19/2013) [-]
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Well i did write "jean" rather than "just". That's pretty ****** intense.

The punctuation in the 2nd line is pretty lazy too. Overall I'd say its a 50/50
User avatar #161 to #158 - kwanzalord (07/20/2013) [-]
ah, makes more sense now.

What I'm saying is, you don't have enough water to rinse off the soap with that "rinse/ice side"
#42 - verycoolcat (07/19/2013) [-]
Simple solution, find a restroom, use body wash on body, use a wet cloth, dry self with tower. Its called a sponge bath, aka hospital bath, aka airport bath.
User avatar #47 to #42 - godofthunder (07/19/2013) [-]
i tried drying myself off with a tower once, i scrapped my knee
User avatar #87 to #47 - sinonyx ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
poking fun at spelling error
makes spelling error
User avatar #48 to #47 - godofthunder (07/19/2013) [-]
*scraped
User avatar #15 - goodcheese (07/18/2013) [-]
What if I do not have meat in my freezer to thaw and eat. I only have eggos and do I still need to thaw them? Help me please?! thank you
User avatar #17 to #15 - sirnigga (07/18/2013) [-]
if thats the case then you should put the entire box it the oven dont take them out of the box if you love life while waiting for 10 min pass the time by hanging from a ceiling fan by your penis
User avatar #36 to #17 - goodcheese (07/19/2013) [-]
i'm gonna share this so my crush will tell me she loves me by midnight
User avatar #18 - nignogatron (07/18/2013) [-]
Thaw meat and eat it? Can i take an extra step and grill it first?
User avatar #145 - ggdhindo (07/19/2013) [-]
why are we not funding this?
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