Portable shower. .. you are one clever dude. I will steal this idea and make millions on Shark Tank. Thanks Portable shower you are one clever dude I will steal this idea and make millions on Shark Tank Thanks
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#1 - threadz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you are one clever dude. I will steal this idea and make millions on Shark Tank. Thanks
#55 to #1 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2013) [-]
its not even his
#59 to #55 - threadz
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(07/19/2013) [-]
So I'm stealing from a thief. That makes it Karmically neutral
#29 to #1 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i cant wait to see that episode. the people on that show come up with the neatest ****
#30 to #29 - unoriginalaccount
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I saw one episode where these two middle aged ladies tried to make biker jackets more "fashionable" and one of the investors asked "What are you going to do with the money if we invest" and the both said "GO TO EUROPE!!!!!!!!, cause Europeans use motorcycles and mopeds a lot" so the investors practically told them to **** off.
#32 to #30 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i dont remember what the guys' product/business was, but i remember this guy did such a horrible job presenting that he got 2 offers, one for 75% of his business and the other for 100% cause the sharks didn't like him at all and o'leary said the first thing he was going to do was fire the guy cause he sucked that bad
#33 to #32 - unoriginalaccount
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This one guy made some sort of nose plug type things to keep out contagions and the and they offered him a butt load of money for his idea.
I think it was around like 10-50million or something like that (maybe less)
And he refused.
#35 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
#37 to #35 - planetofthehomoes
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#130 to #35 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Just wanted to say Cryaotic is awesome
#46 to #35 - Paranoid Sniper
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(07/19/2013) [-]
you are going places my friend, green thumb for you
#49 to #35 - Tsquared ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
as a man you should always be carrying around at least a 4 oz. streak or its equivalent (look up standard meat conversion table for reference) for meat product related emergencies such as impromptu BBQ's and distracting guard dogs
#61 to #49 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
See, here's my problem though. Upon carrying these extra items with me, I have to make room. So I therefore switch out my extra clothes because I'll be clean anyway, and my on hand meat. Being a man and all and only being allowed x amount of things at a time before I am claimed as an over prepared common silly nanny. It's a rough sacrifice I'm forced to make, being clean, or eating meat on demand.
#64 to #61 - Tsquared ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
hmmm, interesting conundrum....

perhaps rather than pre-prepared meat, one could have the option of having a hunting knife on one's person for the emergency reacquiring of meat
#67 to #64 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I live in the city. And last time I went to my local farm park, it was heavily frowned upon to try this tactic. However, another thing I've learned that works most times is to coax out my local goat farmer for his goats. That poor man still believes the chupacabra has made it's way to Pennsylvania.
#68 to #67 - Tsquared ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy
#70 to #68 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
#73 to #70 - Tsquared ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
#77 to #73 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
#81 to #77 - mwhitey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
#83 to #81 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
#79 to #77 - Tsquared ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 to #79 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#60 to #35 - mwhitey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
The easiest solution is to kill your friend and use his flesh as the needed meat. This will also save time because the meat will already be thawed. If some of his body is left over throw it in the freezer for the later meat related use.
#62 to #60 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I... I just lost it at "other meat related use". Please, come with me and play sports while we both be clean and be men and such things.
#66 to #62 - mwhitey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.
#69 to #66 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I am honored to be among your presence. It'd be to obvious to quote that, however, I will say that I'd let you be my wing man any day. No homo.
#71 to #69 - mwhitey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I would be honored to be a wing man to someone of such stature and sophistication
#74 to #71 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Then at dawn, we ride!
#76 to #74 - mwhitey
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Can we ride a noon, dawn's pretty early.....
#78 to #76 - bulletone
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(07/19/2013) [-]
If you were a real man you'd still be awake at dawn. I am hurt and hungered by your statement. But I still have hope for you, for you understand me. Please, accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#65 to #62 - mwhitey
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#5 - blamie
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't work, well not as well as you hope (Icve done it, trust me. First: The water to soap ratio can never be made so that you can ACTUALLY rinse it all off. Second, have you ever slathered yourself with ice after serious physical activity? It's pretty jarring and not fun.
#27 to #5 - bandoslootshare
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(07/18/2013) [-]
its not a bad idea, i would just bring 1-2 extra bottles of water to rinse off after wards. its a lot better then not showering at all or having to go somewhere to look for a shower
#113 to #5 - themongoose ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i must agree. Quite jarring.
#8 to #5 - higginz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
'Icve done it'
Was that supposed to be a pun?
#10 to #8 - killerliquid
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's a typo
#20 to #8 - ebperik
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he's using a phone. I don't know about Iphones, but my android has the apostrophe combined with the C key. So to get an apostrophe you have to hold down the C key for a second or so.
Makes sense to me
#51 - KayRed
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but how can I use it to masturbate?
#57 to #51 - strifethethird
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(07/19/2013) [-]
get a cup
fill it up with Bengay and water
stick a hot dog weenier in the middle
put in freezer
when frozen pull weenier out
Masturbate
eat weenier to replenish energy
rinse and repeat.
#58 to #57 - KayRed
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Orgasmic and delicious.
#6 - pappathethird
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(07/18/2013) [-]
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
#72 to #6 - kez
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#75 to #6 - kez
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Its not.

Just take a towel, a change of clothes and a bottle of water. Wet a small bit of the towell, wipe yourself off, dry yourself with the dry bit of the towel then change clothes. Or do the same and dont take/change clothes. Can be done in 5 minutes.

Quicker, faster & easier.
#147 to #6 - percioz
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Trust me it's just about finding the right deoderant.
I tried the active non-sweat ones and they didn't work, probably tried them all. Then I got a Hugo Boss one primarily made for good smell, and I haven't had a sweat drop since. (Outside of sports that is)
#112 - theexplodingcheez
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Great! Now I just need to find a sport I'm not terrible at!
#56 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
but its a good repost
#16 - ryuh
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#151 - plushie
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#155 to #151 - saxplaya
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This really deserves more thumbs.
This really deserves more thumbs.
#123 - biggrand
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(07/19/2013) [-]
> let melt some
> put in a cup with straw
> tell friends is slushie
> shoot them in the face with a gun
#146 to #123 - slushie
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(07/19/2013) [-]
all of my wut
#139 to #123 - themassivefail
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(07/19/2013) [-]
XD
#142 to #139 - zyconx
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Kill yourself
#143 to #142 - themassivefail
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#153 to #142 - europe
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Well, this is interesting
Usually people start pissing blood whenever someone posts "XD"