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Portable shower

Sometimes my friends and I like to play sports and then hang out afterwards,
but I feel uncomfortable the whole time because I' m drenched in sweat.
W, I came up with an idea for bringing a refreshing shower with me wherever I go.
THE SUPPLIES
All you need for your portable shower are an empty container
usually I use a dip or cream cheese size plastic tub),
a bottle of shower gel, and water.
STEP ONE
the container up a third of the way with water and squeeze out a
couple squirts of = wash.
STEP TWO
Stir that bitch PI
STEP THREE
Stick the container in the freezer until the contents are frozen.
Optional Step : thaw some meat and eat it while
you wait)
Once the soapy water E frozen, add another = of Mii water.
Be sure to leave enough room for the ice to expand.
STEP FIVE
Put the container into a cooler with some gatorade or beer or
some **** while you' re sporting.
when you' re ready to rinse, pop the shower block out of the tub
just as you would ice from an ice cube tray. The lower bluish layer
will be soapy, while the upper translucent layer will be pure ice.
STEP SIX
Lather up with the blue side, then rinse off with the clear side.
Enjoy your refreshing, ablation while your friends fewer
in their own sweat. Drink the aforementioned beers feel awesome.
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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User avatar #1 - threadz (07/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you are one clever dude. I will steal this idea and make millions on Shark Tank. Thanks
#35 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
Question, what if my friend is a vegetarian and has no aforementioned meat in his freezer? Should I bring my own or just get a better friend all together?
User avatar #5 - blamie ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Doesn't work, well not as well as you hope (Icve done it, trust me. First: The water to soap ratio can never be made so that you can ACTUALLY rinse it all off. Second, have you ever slathered yourself with ice after serious physical activity? It's pretty jarring and not fun.
User avatar #51 - KayRed (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, but how can I use it to masturbate?
User avatar #57 to #51 - strifethethird (07/19/2013) [-]
get a cup
fill it up with Bengay and water
stick a hot dog weenier in the middle
put in freezer
when frozen pull weenier out
Masturbate
eat weenier to replenish energy
rinse and repeat.
#6 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
As a person who sweats a lot, this is quite useful
#112 - theexplodingcheez (07/19/2013) [-]
Great! Now I just need to find a sport I'm not terrible at!
#56 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
but its a good repost
#16 - ryuh (07/18/2013) [-]
#151 - plushie (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#123 - biggrand (07/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> let melt some
> put in a cup with straw
> tell friends is slushie
> shoot them in the face with a gun
User avatar #31 - rulebysecrecy (07/19/2013) [-]
or you know, bring clean clothes in your gym bag, and be all "yo dude, can i have a quick shower?" and then go and do that.
#108 - mexicanfood (07/19/2013) [-]
as bonus points, your friends will think you're 						*******					 weird for carrying something wit you like that.
as bonus points, your friends will think you're ******* weird for carrying something wit you like that.
User avatar #22 - somedumbcomics (07/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Well, here in 'merica we play sports, we do not go "sporting". The word sports is a noun, not a verb. It is only used in its singular form when you refer to the "sport of football" or the "sport of cow tipping". ESPN is a cable channel devoted to "sports" not "sport". Still, this was an awesome post.

'Merica! **** yeah!
User avatar #40 to #38 - somedumbcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
I suppose I could care, but since you didn't come up with anything more clever than calling everyone a faggot, I don't.
User avatar #93 - tikledpikle (07/19/2013) [-]
or just use baby wipes...
#63 - penisfuckbitch (07/19/2013) [-]
hope you have a towel, faggot.
User avatar #92 - biporch (07/19/2013) [+] (20 replies)
The soap would still dry up on your skin, that's ******* worse than sweat itself.
User avatar #91 - Lainge (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Just... take a ******* shower?
User avatar #95 to #94 - Lainge (07/19/2013) [-]
But a ******* freezer is?
#50 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I HATE SPORTS
#42 - verycoolcat (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Simple solution, find a restroom, use body wash on body, use a wet cloth, dry self with tower. Its called a sponge bath, aka hospital bath, aka airport bath.
User avatar #15 - goodcheese (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if I do not have meat in my freezer to thaw and eat. I only have eggos and do I still need to thaw them? Help me please?! thank you
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