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#4 - trollzorr
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
Boy scout comes back from camp
#22 to #4 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
How do you get 6 million jews out of a fullsized sedan?
Empty the ashtray
#30 to #4 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
How many jews does it take to open an oven door?

Obviously more than 6 million.
#39 to #4 - zombietronexe
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#43 to #4 - caramelfox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Goddammit I'm going to hell for lauging
Goddammit I'm going to hell for lauging
#47 to #43 - esmebuffay
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(07/18/2013) [-]
George, George, George of the Jungle...
#61 to #4 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I know it a bit differently.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
Harry Potter got out from the chamber.
#83 to #4 - thesinful
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(07/19/2013) [-]
At this rate, I'm gonna need a whole roll of these.
#89 to #4 - GeneralPuug
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(07/19/2013) [-]
#114 to #4 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
(One way ticket to hell coming up!)
What did Hitler say when he saw a black jew?
Holy **** you survived?!
#10 to #4 - hueman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#28 to #4 - kaslin
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(07/18/2013) [-]
What's the worst part of being a black Jew in 1930's Europe?   
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What's the worst part of being a black Jew in 1930's Europe?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
#13 - theezachulator
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(07/18/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?

boy scouts come back from the camp

( we have all heard all of these )
#14 to #13 - theezachulator
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(07/18/2013) [-]
dam it trollzorr i should check comments before i post ok since that ones been told.

how do you kill a black man?

hide his food stamps under his work boots
#18 to #14 - trollzorr
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#128 to #14 - vycanismajoris
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Why did this get so much red thumbs but comment #59 got green thumbs? It's the same joke and you posted it earlier.
#165 to #128 - theezachulator
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(07/19/2013) [-]
bunch of 12 year olds all butt hurt idc lol this websites been taking a dive since summer
#15 to #14 - theezachulator
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(07/18/2013) [-]
how do you fit 10000 jews in a car?
#16 to #15 - theezachulator
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(07/18/2013) [-]
1 driving and 9999 in the ash tray
#63 to #16 - icecreamonnips
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(07/19/2013) [-]
HOLY ******* **** YOU'RE EDGY
#75 to #63 - theezachulator
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(07/19/2013) [-]
sea of red thumbs shug i aint even mad 12 year olds cant handle a racist joke or 2
#91 to #75 - icecreamonnips
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(07/19/2013) [-]
its not the fact they're racist, its because they ******* suck
#166 to #91 - theezachulator
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(07/19/2013) [-]
better then the ones every ones heard a hundred times like the ones above
#77 to #75 - theezachulator
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(07/19/2013) [-]
well in that case how many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

none they just beet the room for being black
#95 to #77 - likeabox
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Beet the room for being black
#53 - icewraith
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#132 to #53 - bongobongo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were both jewish, actually.
#54 to #53 - glycerol
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#11 - peanutmonkey
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(07/18/2013) [-]
plz explain
#17 to #11 - johnpoppy
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#31 to #11 - ksor
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Rib as In food. Often fried in America. Fried food= Sterotypical Afro american likes.
#60 to #31 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I've never seen someone have fried ribs... :/
#164 to #60 - ksor
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(07/19/2013) [-]
well i dont ******
#20 to #11 - nylak
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(07/18/2013) [-]
According to that there Bible:

"And God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."
- Genesis 2:21-22

Also, ******* love their tasty BBQ ribs.
#21 - pappathethird
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(07/18/2013) [-]
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?

(Tip: Look at picture)
#26 to #21 - yulster
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Doretus? Chips? Crisps?
#138 to #26 - markisawesome
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I lol'd so hard at 'doretus'
#163 to #138 - yulster
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(07/19/2013) [-]
why? Because it's spelled so wrong?
#167 to #163 - markisawesome
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I thought you tried to combine doritos with fetus.
#168 to #167 - yulster
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Omg you have to be my best friend!
Thats exactly what I attempted to do, but then felt mean.. and pretended I spelled it wrong
#41 to #26 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You use tortilla chips.
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#46 to #21 - OVendettaO ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Which way round do you put a baby in a blender?

Feet first, so you can see the expression.
#66 to #46 - erwtje
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(07/19/2013) [-]
oh god
#59 - scorcho
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(07/18/2013) [-]
how do you starve a ******?
put his foodstamps under his workboots.
#2 - boomshakalarka
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Wanted to take the a zoomed in shot of the dads face with a description like "youre a cheeky little cunt" or edit the kid to say "Dad, what's OP? A faggot.", but why?
#3 to #2 - errdayimfjing
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#5 to #3 - boomshakalarka
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Gave ya a thumb, but it's hard to read.
#6 to #5 - errdayimfjing
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I agree, but it was kinda hard trying to find a good sized font for it to read. Oh well, you can always just click on the image,
#7 to #6 - boomshakalarka
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I think it's actually the color.
#8 to #7 - errdayimfjing
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Better?
#27 to #8 - boomshakalarka
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Oh yah, that's much better lol
#86 - cantfindausername
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society
#87 to #86 - cantfindausername
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
#32 - IronWill
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I saw a picture of the joke somewhere.

"Dad, why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?"

"Because it's the future."
#67 to #32 - freddyhollensen
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I posted this on FJ a long time ago, could be you remember it from there.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Future/GlydGTy/
#40 - limitlesdragon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the worst think about being a black jew?



Having to sit at the back of the oven