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The Derpsons

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have my muses?
Dad why did
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#4 - trollzorr (07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
Boy scout comes back from camp
#83 to #4 - thesinful (07/19/2013) [-]
At this rate, I'm gonna need a whole roll of these.
#61 to #4 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
I know it a bit differently.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
Harry Potter got out from the chamber.
#43 to #4 - caramelfox (07/18/2013) [-]
Goddammit I'm going to hell for lauging
Goddammit I'm going to hell for lauging
User avatar #47 to #43 - esmebuffay (07/18/2013) [-]
George, George, George of the Jungle...
#114 to #4 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
(One way ticket to hell coming up!)
What did Hitler say when he saw a black jew?
Holy **** you survived?!
#22 to #4 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
How do you get 6 million jews out of a fullsized sedan?
Empty the ashtray
#30 to #4 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
How many jews does it take to open an oven door?

Obviously more than 6 million.
#10 to #4 - hueman (07/18/2013) [-]
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#28 to #4 - kaslin (07/18/2013) [-]
What's the worst part of being a black Jew in 1930's Europe?   
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What's the worst part of being a black Jew in 1930's Europe?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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User avatar #132 to #53 - bongobongo (07/19/2013) [-]
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were both jewish, actually.
#54 to #53 - glycerol (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - cantfindausername (07/19/2013) [-]
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society
User avatar #87 to #86 - cantfindausername (07/19/2013) [-]
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
User avatar #59 - scorcho (07/18/2013) [-]
how do you starve a ****** ?
put his foodstamps under his workboots.
#32 - IronWill (07/18/2013) [-]
I saw a picture of the joke somewhere.

"Dad, why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?"

"Because it's the future."
#67 to #32 - freddyhollensen (07/19/2013) [-]
I posted this on FJ a long time ago, could be you remember it from there.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Future/GlydGTy/
User avatar #129 - thepandaking (07/19/2013) [-]
A compilation of ****** jokes that an 8th grader tells his friends and gets a chuckle, combined with ****** grammar. How wonderful.
#85 - killerblue (07/19/2013) [-]
"Why are aspirins white?"

"Because if they were black they wouldn't work"
User avatar #69 - SlowpokeForever (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm gonna get a little creative. Everyone's knocking the blacks and jews. But answer me this? How do you kill an Irishman? Easy, throw a pint of Guinness off a cliff.
User avatar #162 to #69 - irishman (07/19/2013) [-]
Don't joke about that. . .
#21 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [-]
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?

(Tip: Look at picture)
User avatar #26 to #21 - yulster (07/18/2013) [-]
Doretus? Chips? Crisps?
User avatar #138 to #26 - markisawesome (07/19/2013) [-]
I lol'd so hard at 'doretus'
User avatar #163 to #138 - yulster (07/19/2013) [-]
why? Because it's spelled so wrong?
User avatar #167 to #163 - markisawesome (07/19/2013) [-]
I thought you tried to combine doritos with fetus.
User avatar #168 to #167 - yulster (07/20/2013) [-]
Omg you have to be my best friend!
Thats exactly what I attempted to do, but then felt mean.. and pretended I spelled it wrong
#41 to #26 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
You use tortilla chips.
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#46 to #21 - OVendettaO (07/18/2013) [-]
Which way round do you put a baby in a blender?

Feet first, so you can see the expression.
User avatar #66 to #46 - erwtje (07/19/2013) [-]
oh god
User avatar #103 - gibroner (07/19/2013) [-]
what's the difference between santa clause and jews? santa goes down the chimney

what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? boy scouts come home from camp

how do you get a jewish girl's number? check her arm
#160 to #103 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
Why wont German men date Jewish girls?
Too gassy.
#40 - limitlesdragon (07/18/2013) [-]
Whats the worst think about being a black jew?



Having to sit at the back of the oven
#97 - captainwow (07/19/2013) [-]
"OP, why do you post jokes everyone heard in Middle School as if they were new and hilarious?"   
   
"Sucking cock, answer you later."
"OP, why do you post jokes everyone heard in Middle School as if they were new and hilarious?"

"Sucking cock, answer you later."
#52 - doubletapman (07/18/2013) [-]
"Why did Hitler killed himself?"
"Why did Hitler killed himself?"
#70 to #52 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
its a WOKKAFLEP DINNYWOK and it used for fooling user into thinking antenna mek butoth werk but it acktcheully 4 dina wipin as likabopi wangatang DOLMIO LIPS WONKY COCK MALSCHLEP SCHLEP UP SCHLEP UP 3D
#161 to #70 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
...wat?
User avatar #121 - shinypokemans (07/19/2013) [-]
Why are boys always asked to change lightbulbs?
Because they'll screw anything.

Why are feminists never asked to change lightbulbs?
Because they'll never change anything.

Why can't Muslims eat pork?
The Koran forbids cannibalism.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you all about it on their Tumblr.

There. Everyone should be good and offended now. If I missed anything please feel free to add on.
#11 - peanutmonkey (07/18/2013) [-]
plz explain
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User avatar #31 to #11 - ksor (07/18/2013) [-]
Rib as In food. Often fried in America. Fried food= Sterotypical Afro american likes.
#60 to #31 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
I've never seen someone have fried ribs... :/
User avatar #164 to #60 - ksor (07/19/2013) [-]
well i dont ******
User avatar #20 to #11 - nylak (07/18/2013) [-]
According to that there Bible:

"And God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."
- Genesis 2:21-22

Also, ******* love their tasty BBQ ribs.
#154 - kaspergod (07/19/2013) [-]
Mexico won a gold medal recently
Mexico won a gold medal recently
#118 - thegamme (07/19/2013) [-]
Every time I see this picture, I think of Otep's album Smash The Control Machine
User avatar #158 to #118 - krobeles ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
**** yeah, me too.
Didn't actually realise there was an actual old picture behind it, untill now.
#93 - greenag (07/19/2013) [-]
What a great collection of my middle school years lol
#82 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
let me guess which one OP wrote...
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