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Mach 5

File: 1 -( KB, 314x245, Do I he to this, jpg)
girlfriend had huge tits
hallways wanted to get a ******* hem her
rains day she finally agrees
rd slide my man meat between the milkbags and she starts working me over
Ht feels amazing and I can' t help but moan
s loving it SC) she starts working me faster
Pstart to less control, ground control to majornod I' m genna blow
to warn her
rd mean out loudly and her eyes open bythe sudden loud noise
Attach Five nutshot goes right in eye
basically gees blind fer a week
had to wear an eye patch and everything. I actually damaged her retina
ewe told everyone a bug flew in her eye
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#1 - digdogfap
Reply +292
(07/18/2013) [-]
"Ground control to major tom im gonna blow"
#15 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
You can write what you read? OOOOOOOOOOOHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
#39 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
shut up dude
#53 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm convinced you're both the same person.
#67 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Are they? Are we?
#95 to #67 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
WHO AM I?????
#99 to #95 - anon
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
i am me
#43 to #1 - SHAMU
Reply +7
(07/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it, I don't really care that he got top comment because he just wrote the punch line (the obvious funny part of the story) with quotations around it. What really irks me is the fact that 7 people actually ******* favorited it? Really? They couldn't just favorite the content instead? Eh....
I don't get it, I don't really care that he got top comment because he just wrote the punch line (the obvious funny part of the story) with quotations around it. What really irks me is the fact that 7 people actually ******* favorited it? Really? They couldn't just favorite the content instead? Eh....
#58 to #43 - digdogfap
Reply +4
(07/18/2013) [-]
Well ****, I'm sorry, thumb it down.
#8 - stolemyfunny
Reply +177
(07/18/2013) [-]
Sometimes love is blinding
#13 - Fuzzymarsupial
Reply +79
(07/18/2013) [-]
Can you hear me Major Tom, can you hear me!?
#83 to #13 - theuglypanda
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
The Venture Bros.: Radio Silence
#38 to #13 - mattdoggy
Reply +2
(07/18/2013) [-]
Mfw i'd seen that episode a few times and then linked it to the song
Mfw i'd seen that episode a few times and then linked it to the song
#11 - vonspyder
Reply +74
(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 to #11 - usernamecannotload
Reply -8
(07/18/2013) [-]
Well, she was a pornstar before she started doing those insurance commercials.
#19 to #18 - vonspyder
Reply +12
(07/18/2013) [-]
your kidding, right? I mean you wouldnt tease me like that and not provide a link would you? You arent that evil?
#30 to #18 - BaconWafflez
Reply +11
(07/18/2013) [-]
mfw you don't provide a source for this info
mfw you don't provide a source for this info
#20 to #18 - jinapayne
Reply +2
(07/18/2013) [-]
no
#26 to #18 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +1
(07/18/2013) [-]
was she... i dont even find her attractive and i would enjoy seeing that.
#54 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
Actually Chloe Ryder played "Ho" in a Hustler parody of the Progressive commercials.
#93 to #54 - vonspyder
Reply +1
(07/19/2013) [-]
Link me, anon, link me now.
#35 - repostpatrol
Reply +62
(07/18/2013) [-]
-few years back
-with girlfrun
-get kinky
-she decides to go down
-enjoy very much
-after a little while get close
(shes swallower)
-right before explosion,sneeze
-sneeze triggers my wiener to face me
-look down in horror as my life flashes before my eyes
-shoot the load
#71 to #35 - Shitthatscrazy
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
what a dick
#89 to #35 - afrogeist
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
#3 - phtholognyrrh
Reply +49
(07/18/2013) [-]
mfw ground control
mfw ground control
#22 to #3 - Soundtrack
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
what's this from?
#27 to #22 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +4
(07/18/2013) [-]
David Bowie - Space Oddity - (1972)
#29 to #27 - Soundtrack
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
thanks man, but I meant the gif
#28 to #22 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +1
(07/18/2013) [-]
just realized you might have meant the gif... and i also would like to know
#31 to #28 - Soundtrack
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
found it.
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=BE&v=3FTGe0xVak8

it's a skit, though
#32 to #31 - sanguinesolitude
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
that was hilarious, i just wish it was subtitled.
#37 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#65 to #37 - dubstepforme
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
i like to not fap for as long as i can for that reason, ******* great
#84 to #37 - sedativechunk
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
#12 - ManOfWonder
Reply +34
(07/18/2013) [-]
How come i start with front page, but once i get to +400 thumbs or lower i start laughing out loud?? what is this wizardry.
#42 to #12 - bighairyfart
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
Many of the "Frontpage" posts have so many thumbs because people see that it already has thumbs, which subconsciously makes them want to thumb it, even if it is only a little bit funny.
#98 to #12 - ManOfWonder
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
34 thumbs... people enjoy my opinion ^.^
#21 to #12 - felixjarl
Reply +9
(07/18/2013) [-]
Appetizers. They slowly start building up your humor meter until you start laughing for cases that would not make you laugh that much normally.
Appetizers. They slowly start building up your humor meter until you start laughing for cases that would not make you laugh that much normally.
#49 to #21 - switchblayde
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
Thumb for logic.
Thumb for logic.
#45 - curtisbentley
Reply +24
(07/18/2013) [-]
I bet she didn't see that cuming.
I bet she didn't see that cuming.
#50 to #45 - ishalltroll
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
Laeffy <3
#56 to #45 - nativninja ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
**** you are your puns. making me laugh and ****.
#61 to #45 - lyokomaster
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
Hey we would go perfect, as if you see my comment above, eye i bet she didnt see that coming. Seeing as how you are a fellow punster, take this
Hey we would go perfect, as if you see my comment above, eye i bet she didnt see that coming. Seeing as how you are a fellow punster, take this
#68 to #61 - curtisbentley
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
Only one pun per playing field friend.
Only one pun per playing field friend.
#69 to #68 - lyokomaster
Reply 0
(07/19/2013) [-]
nope. sorry i mdae it up ther but i would still like you to have the gif
#25 - demjimmies
Reply +22
(07/18/2013) [-]
Who else lost it at &quot;ground control&quot;
Who else lost it at "ground control"