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Mach 5

File: 1 -( KB, 314x245, Do I he to this, jpg)
girlfriend had huge tits
hallways wanted to get a ******* hem her
rains day she finally agrees
rd slide my man meat between the milkbags and she starts working me over
Ht feels amazing and I can' t help but moan
s loving it SC) she starts working me faster
Pstart to less control, ground control to majornod I' m genna blow
to warn her
rd mean out loudly and her eyes open bythe sudden loud noise
Attach Five nutshot goes right in eye
basically gees blind fer a week
had to wear an eye patch and everything. I actually damaged her retina
ewe told everyone a bug flew in her eye
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#8 - stolemyfunny (07/18/2013) [-]
Sometimes love is blinding
#13 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Can you hear me Major Tom, can you hear me!?
#38 to #13 - mattdoggy (07/18/2013) [-]
Mfw i'd seen that episode a few times and then linked it to the song
Mfw i'd seen that episode a few times and then linked it to the song
#35 - repostpatrol (07/18/2013) [-]
-few years back
-with girlfrun
-get kinky
-she decides to go down
-enjoy very much
-after a little while get close
(shes swallower)
-right before explosion,sneeze
-sneeze triggers my wiener to face me
-look down in horror as my life flashes before my eyes
-shoot the load
User avatar #71 to #35 - Shitthatscrazy (07/19/2013) [-]
what a dick
#11 - vonspyder ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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#18 to #11 - usernamecannotload (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, she was a pornstar before she started doing those insurance commercials.
User avatar #19 to #18 - vonspyder ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
your kidding, right? I mean you wouldnt tease me like that and not provide a link would you? You arent that evil?
#30 to #18 - BaconWafflez (07/18/2013) [-]
mfw you don't provide a source for this info
mfw you don't provide a source for this info
#20 to #18 - jinapayne (07/18/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #26 to #18 - sanguinesolitude (07/18/2013) [-]
was she... i dont even find her attractive and i would enjoy seeing that.
#54 to #18 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Actually Chloe Ryder played "Ho" in a Hustler parody of the Progressive commercials.
User avatar #93 to #54 - vonspyder ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Link me, anon, link me now.
#1 - digdogfap ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
"Ground control to major tom im gonna blow"
#15 to #1 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
You can write what you read? OOOOOOOOOOOHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
#39 to #15 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
shut up dude
#53 to #39 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm convinced you're both the same person.
#67 to #53 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Are they? Are we?
#95 to #67 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
WHO AM I?????
#99 to #95 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
i am me
#43 to #1 - SHAMU (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it, I don't really care that he got top comment because he just wrote the punch line (the obvious funny part of the story) with quotations around it. What really irks me is the fact that 7 people actually 			*******		 favorited it? Really? They couldn't just favorite the content instead? Eh....
I don't get it, I don't really care that he got top comment because he just wrote the punch line (the obvious funny part of the story) with quotations around it. What really irks me is the fact that 7 people actually ******* favorited it? Really? They couldn't just favorite the content instead? Eh....
User avatar #58 to #43 - digdogfap ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Well **** , I'm sorry, thumb it down.
+39
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User avatar #65 to #37 - dubstepforme (07/19/2013) [-]
i like to not fap for as long as i can for that reason, ******* great
#7 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience...except I shot my own eye...it was not a fun experience.
User avatar #12 - ManOfWonder (07/18/2013) [-]
How come i start with front page, but once i get to +400 thumbs or lower i start laughing out loud?? what is this wizardry.
User avatar #42 to #12 - bighairyfart (07/18/2013) [-]
Many of the "Frontpage" posts have so many thumbs because people see that it already has thumbs, which subconsciously makes them want to thumb it, even if it is only a little bit funny.
User avatar #98 to #12 - ManOfWonder (07/19/2013) [-]
34 thumbs... people enjoy my opinion ^.^
#21 to #12 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Appetizers. They slowly start building up your humor meter until you start laughing for cases that would not make you laugh that much normally.
Appetizers. They slowly start building up your humor meter until you start laughing for cases that would not make you laugh that much normally.
#49 to #21 - switchblayde (07/18/2013) [-]
Thumb for logic.
Thumb for logic.
#3 - phtholognyrrh (07/18/2013) [-]
mfw ground control
mfw ground control
User avatar #22 to #3 - Soundtrack (07/18/2013) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #29 to #27 - Soundtrack (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks man, but I meant the gif
User avatar #28 to #22 - sanguinesolitude (07/18/2013) [-]
just realized you might have meant the gif... and i also would like to know
User avatar #31 to #28 - Soundtrack (07/18/2013) [-]
found it.
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=BE&v=3FTGe0xVak8

it's a skit, though
User avatar #32 to #31 - sanguinesolitude (07/18/2013) [-]
that was hilarious, i just wish it was subtitled.
#66 - gustaviaable (07/19/2013) [-]
>Ground control to major Tom I'm gonna blow
>Ground control to major Tom I'm gonna blow
#48 - switchblayde (07/18/2013) [-]
With a blow that fast, can you call it a headshot?
With a blow that fast, can you call it a headshot?
#17 - weirdvintagegirl (07/18/2013) [-]
Ground control to Major Tom. Bowie is my favorite.
#72 to #17 - rudiecantfail (07/19/2013) [-]
we all love mr. bowie
User avatar #73 to #72 - weirdvintagegirl (07/19/2013) [-]
He's my favorite male singer. And he's so damn sexy, especially in Labyrinth, mm.
User avatar #74 to #73 - rudiecantfail (07/19/2013) [-]
ikr, i wouldn't mind being kidnapped by the goblin king :3
User avatar #75 to #74 - weirdvintagegirl (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I know, right? I love watching the movie because my name is also Sarah and Bowie sounds reeeeeeeeally sexy when he says my name. I always lose it at the line "Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." I would totally forget the baby if it meant I got some of David Bowie's glittering dick!
#76 to #75 - rudiecantfail (07/19/2013) [-]
totally agree with you. his voice is ******* sexy
User avatar #77 to #76 - weirdvintagegirl (07/19/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhh yeah. I've had many a fabulous dream with him and that voice in it.
User avatar #80 to #77 - rudiecantfail (07/19/2013) [-]
David Bowie - Rebel Rebel

nice to meet another bowie fan.. here's a song for ya, fellow bowiette:]
User avatar #81 to #80 - weirdvintagegirl (07/19/2013) [-]
Yaaaay, Rebel Rebel! I LOVE this one! Thanks!
#14 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - thebobinito (07/18/2013) [-]
12/10 don't have any sides anymore.
#45 - curtisbentley (07/18/2013) [-]
I bet she didn't see that cuming.
I bet she didn't see that cuming.
User avatar #50 to #45 - ishalltroll (07/18/2013) [-]
Laeffy <3
User avatar #56 to #45 - nativninja (07/18/2013) [-]
**** you are your puns. making me laugh and **** .
#61 to #45 - lyokomaster (07/18/2013) [-]
Hey we would go perfect, as if you see my comment above, eye i bet she didnt see that coming. Seeing as how you are a fellow punster, take this
Hey we would go perfect, as if you see my comment above, eye i bet she didnt see that coming. Seeing as how you are a fellow punster, take this
#68 to #61 - curtisbentley (07/19/2013) [-]
Only one pun per playing field friend.
Only one pun per playing field friend.
#69 to #68 - lyokomaster (07/19/2013) [-]
nope. sorry i mdae it up ther but i would still like you to have the gif
#34 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
It's not funny because somewhere this poor man is sitting there knowing he's never getting a titjob from his lady again.
#25 - demjimmies (07/18/2013) [-]
Who else lost it at &quot;ground control&quot;
Who else lost it at "ground control"
+7
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User avatar #52 to #33 - bopeepwoody (07/18/2013) [-]
I love how in the middle of all the sex related comments you post this. This made me laugh more than the content
#62 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
looks like she didn't even see it cumming
User avatar #79 to #62 - mrgoodlove (07/19/2013) [-]
It was probably the only thing she saw
#63 to #62 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
shoulda browsed the comments first. been said...
#70 to #62 - penguinicus (07/19/2013) [-]
CARLOS!!!!!
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