She wants the D!. well i know what my next text to my guy is going to be. Jul 16, 2013, 9: 51 AM I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest source imgur
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She wants the D!

 
She wants the D!. well i know what my next text to my guy is going to be. Jul 16, 2013, 9: 51 AM I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest

well i know what my next text to my guy is going to be

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Jul 16, 2013, 9: 51 AM
I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?
...
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#34 - sandez (07/18/2013) [-]
Seems legit
User avatar #69 to #34 - largeheadphones (07/18/2013) [-]
He covered the name up
User avatar #79 to #69 - sandez (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, Dave.
User avatar #99 to #79 - largeheadphones (07/18/2013) [-]
dont understand
#2 - merlinnn (07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
just sent it to my reallly emotional ex. I am awaiting a response
just sent it to my reallly emotional ex. I am awaiting a response
#51 to #43 - garymuthafuknoak (07/18/2013) [-]
any response?
User avatar #95 to #51 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry for the wait
User avatar #53 to #43 - xxfireflyxx (07/18/2013) [-]
Don't keep us in suspense! We need to know if there was a reply!
User avatar #94 to #53 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry
#78 to #43 - thytruth (07/18/2013) [-]
Still waiting...............
Still waiting...............
User avatar #91 to #78 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry
#82 to #43 - scotlandhome (07/18/2013) [-]
Bet she wont respond...but i'm still waiting.
Bet she wont respond...but i'm still waiting.
User avatar #92 to #82 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry for the long wait
User avatar #83 to #43 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
**** sorry guys went out for a bit, yeah she didnt respond, but two other ex's did
User avatar #84 to #83 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
screenshotting now
#89 to #43 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
ruskie girl who didnt really get it
#88 to #43 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
current womanfriend (wore a top hat first time i saw her and has black hair hence saul hudson or slash)
User avatar #93 to #71 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry
#97 to #93 - draxdiesel (07/18/2013) [-]
dont care, you delivered
dont care, you delivered
#45 to #43 - screaming (07/18/2013) [-]
You better deliver on the reply dude.
User avatar #96 to #45 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
sorry for the wait
#31 - uncaringman (07/18/2013) [-]
Yes, I know the Muffin Man... Who lives on Drury Lane?
#56 to #31 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
oh wow, fuuuck, the muffin man ? on Drury Lane ? really ? That's not what they say in the French version...

It's "the village policeman, the one that stinks and farts and thinks his ass is a trumpet." ( it rhymes in french )

I don't know the real Shrek then.... i'm gonna download right now the original version!
User avatar #80 to #56 - quoterox (07/18/2013) [-]
Relevant... how?
#57 to #56 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
actually it's not "thinks his ass is a trumpet" but "thinks his tutu is a veil".
User avatar #50 - bothemastaofall (07/18/2013) [-]
Thank you for boxing it I wouldn't have thought to read literally THE ONLY TEXT
#5 - tibialun (07/18/2013) [-]
can somebody please type all this out for me?
can somebody please type all this out for me?
User avatar #6 to #5 - cyborgsanta (07/18/2013) [-]
I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?



the light-bulb actually got it this time
User avatar #9 to #6 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm sending this to my crush to see if she laughs
#55 to #9 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
I would sent it to my crush, but she already knows...
Meh.
0
#22 to #9 - lildj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - cyborgsanta (07/18/2013) [-]
she might read the muffin man part first and have it spoiled, but theres a chance that itll be interesting
User avatar #11 to #10 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
I shall post results
User avatar #16 to #11 - colegaleener (07/18/2013) [-]
Wait!
I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
I don't get an answer. I
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?

It was kinda ****** up
User avatar #12 to #11 - cyborgsanta (07/18/2013) [-]
now thats what i was hoping for!
User avatar #14 to #12 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
Crush: "Lmaoo okay ? but no I don't"
Me, "damn, he's a pretty cool guy"
I think I'm in
User avatar #15 to #14 - cyborgsanta (07/18/2013) [-]
good luck brah
User avatar #18 to #15 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
oh **** oh **** , what Should I say to her
User avatar #19 to #18 - cyborgsanta (07/18/2013) [-]
well whats being said? because im going into this blind right now
User avatar #20 to #19 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
nothing we're just talking
User avatar #17 to #15 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
thank you for your support, Eventually I will post if we start dating, and will have respect for you always
User avatar #25 to #17 - articulate ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
You remind me of the guy from that, i think it was american pie, movie where he texts his friends he's getting laid before anything happens. Don't be too eager.
#40 to #25 - adrianoc (07/18/2013) [-]
"American Pie: The book of love" I believe it was...
User avatar #54 to #40 - articulate ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #100 to #25 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
No we have been talking ever sense school ended so I think there's a chanse
User avatar #101 to #100 - articulate ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Maybe there is, but you don't want to get ahead of yourself. Focus on what's real.
User avatar #102 to #101 - theoriginalajax (07/18/2013) [-]
like..... the internet
#37 to #6 - jabzilla (07/18/2013) [-]
almost got it. the light-bulb missed one line. the full text is:

I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
I dont get an answer.
I want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?
#87 to #6 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
"if want you to tell me"

the light bulb never gets it.
#49 - EdwardNigma (07/18/2013) [-]
Sly bastard.
#63 - yesrilo (07/18/2013) [-]
Okay so I just did this to my gf with some quite funny results, I was laughing anyway
User avatar #38 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for putting the box around the last part. I might have accidentally read the whole thing otherwise.
User avatar #24 to #7 - AnonGawd (07/18/2013) [-]
I ******* HATE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF ONE ******* BOX.

Jesus ******* Christ people see a red circle or an arrow or some **** and they go all "HUR DUURR THANKS I REALLY NEEDED THAT *************** "

I'm so gonna regret this.
#62 to #24 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
It's a joke you uneducated ******* .
User avatar #42 to #33 - midgettitwank (07/18/2013) [-]
dont care about the box but that made me laugh
#58 to #3 - theoddanon (07/18/2013) [-]
I finally get that.
I finally get that.
User avatar #1 - originalanonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes i know the muffin man the one who lives on Drury Lane
#13 to #1 - teenytinyspider (07/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was Curry Lane? CRAP! When did he move? I gotta find Waldo and tell him!
#39 to #13 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
It was never Curry Lane you under privileged **** .
User avatar #30 - SwammiE (07/18/2013) [-]
just txtd this to my crush....
User avatar #35 to #30 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just got it.




No.
#77 - deadpeople (07/18/2013) [-]
going to do this to a girl will post results.
#66 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
Give her this.
Give her this.
User avatar #8 - MuffinMan (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm trying to come up with a witty comment for this, but I can't think of anything.
User avatar #46 to #8 - megusters (07/18/2013) [-]
That guy won't be eating any muffins tonight...
#52 - shadecrenshaw (07/18/2013) [-]
Eh...It was alright.

I knew it was gonna be trappy **** by the time I was finished reading half of it, maybe its just me, but I start getting really suspicious once someone drags something out like that
#74 - texafornication (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm a muffin-man myself
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