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You’re using the potty wrong!

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Fl when I was s, the e s had ta get a ceiling re
eve we had In use the gins at room and when I was in there sent
Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
pair so
e kid
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Submitted: 07/17/2013
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#21 - kovuuu (07/18/2013) [-]
They're not paying me enough
#5 - swordhoard (07/17/2013) [-]
god dammit brain wtf
User avatar #20 to #5 - zhanxious (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh god... Laughed way more than I should have -.-
User avatar #152 to #5 - mikaelkid (07/18/2013) [-]
If anything I've ever seen on the FJ comments, this deserves top.

Everyone has a different since of humor, I love this
+1
#171 to #152 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #172 to #171 - mikaelkid (07/18/2013) [-]
Lol oops
#68 to #5 - thesinful (07/18/2013) [-]
< mfw
< mfw
#119 to #5 - ilovedickbuttxd (07/18/2013) [-]
Made me laugh, thumbs for you
Made me laugh, thumbs for you
#10 to #5 - guu (07/18/2013) [-]
Nice brain.
#12 to #5 - chonies (07/18/2013) [-]
Dam it take my thumb.
Dam it take my thumb.
User avatar #18 to #5 - TarnRazor (07/18/2013) [-]
Laughed at this harder than I laughed at the post.
#75 to #18 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, the post wasn't even funny enough to make someone laugh

Maybe blow air out of their nose, but not laugh
#19 to #5 - OoJesusoO (07/18/2013) [-]
CAN'T UNSEE!
CAN'T UNSEE!
#35 - droner (07/18/2013) [-]
I know I'll have a use for this someday
#64 - noxiate (07/18/2013) [-]
I would just like to point out the artist is shubbabang
And is in no way related to whatever the **** You need to login to view this link is.

Here, have a link if you want it.
Just a heads up; lots of homestuck.
shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/47800014966/in-preschool-when-i-was-5-the-boys-bathroom-had
User avatar #141 to #58 - deescalation ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
getting to use that already? lol
#2 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
That's pretty cute.
+28
#73 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 to #73 - trogdorrules (07/18/2013) [-]
I would hope not, they're 5.
+48
#78 to #77 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#117 to #77 - lolibear (07/18/2013) [-]
So?
#25 - redrock (07/18/2013) [-]
potato
#82 to #41 - vortexrain (07/18/2013) [-]
His mini corn has mayonnaise on the inside?
His mini corn has mayonnaise on the inside?
User avatar #83 to #82 - vortexrain (07/18/2013) [-]
**** , mini corn dog.
#137 - SlowpokeForever (07/18/2013) [-]
Saved.
#4 - vissova (07/17/2013) [-]
THAT WAS SO CUTE
User avatar #14 to #4 - Sdgnuipaegr (07/18/2013) [-]
I love Iron Giant.
#57 to #14 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
It's the story of Jesus.
User avatar #151 to #57 - waterbottlemanboy (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you're right. I need to go think
#182 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
#7 - Sourlime (07/18/2013) [-]
Thought it was gonna turn into porn.
#8 to #7 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
I was hoping it would turn into porn
User avatar #29 to #8 - psykobear (07/18/2013) [-]
I was asking it to turn into porn.
User avatar #88 to #29 - mcderper (07/18/2013) [-]
I turned it into porn
User avatar #1 - royalwerewolf (07/17/2013) [-]
AND Favorited
User avatar #166 - josieabby (07/18/2013) [-]
When I was little, I used to think everyone had penises. Then, when I was about 5, I learned of sex at the same time I learned that girls have no pee-pee. So my little 5 year old brain came up with the best possible reason it could why they didn't.

I had come to the conclusion that everyone still had a penis until sex. During sex, the man and the woman would press penises together until one pushed it inside the other. Thus, creating the vagina. And as a boy, I always assumed men were stronger than women, therefore women would always end up with the vagina.

Made perfect since as a 5 year old and I spread my new found knowledge, whenever I could, to the other kindergarteners like a sidewalk prophet. That was until another little girl and her friend proved my theory wrong with one simple flash behind the playground climbing wall.....I was a changed man that day.


dedz to Martialfarts
#36 - volleys (07/18/2013) [-]
Mini corn dog?
Mini corn dog?
User avatar #113 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
this is how I first saw a vagna.
Ok so Victoria( the girl who lived next door who was 1 year older then me) came into my room and took her clothes off lightning fast and yelled " I want your babies " I looked up from the book I had started to read to relax and said " I'm 9 , now put your clothes back on no one wants to see a naked 10 year old girl " but she was all not until you lick my pussycat ! so I was like "ya no thats not gonna happen, and ona side note why do you call you vagina "pussycat" ? and she was all then I''l make you and then you wont want any other girl ever !. so I was like "what ? are you loko in your coco ? .

then she tackled me onto the guest bed/cot thing and since (I was a small kid and she was tall she had like 30 pounds on me ) and started pulling all my clothes off like a wild animal "and I was a little scared at this point because she had a distrubing look in her eyes like fire and a firm grip on my Jewels. so I said "stop get off I'm pretty sure your not allowed to do this to people" and she was all "shut up and kiss me " and I said "no I'm pretty sure you have cooties" .
this apparently is not the correct thing to say when a girl has her hands on you family jewels her as she proceded to sit on my nose and mouth and "yelled lick it,smell it" I was like naw that gross now get off . but she sqeezed my poor orbs angrily and was all "tell me what it smells like" . so i was all it smells like death and baking bread. I was starting to pass out from lack of air and her painfull squeezing and mashing of my manly bits .
suddenly her older brother came in to the room and was all "you raped my sister" and started punching me. I was like" I don't know what that word means but I didn't do nothing, your sister is nuts".she immedatly got all embarassed and ran off. for some reason her brother told everyone in the neighborhood what had happened and all the girls started bulling her viciously to the point she had to move away. And thats the tale.
User avatar #158 to #113 - guiguito ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
that's...
that's my fetish.
#169 to #113 - shypotato (07/18/2013) [-]
MFW rape
#165 to #113 - lawlbear (07/18/2013) [-]
No words only loko.
No words only loko.
#191 to #113 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
And then like, you like, totally like...woke up like.
User avatar #146 to #113 - commentorman (07/18/2013) [-]
hey, you finished your story this time!
User avatar #147 to #146 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
eyuup.
#125 to #113 - foaly (07/18/2013) [-]
>Loko in the coco
#132 to #122 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Why don't you
#133 to #132 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Have a seat
#134 to #133 - bvsfang (07/18/2013) [-]
Over there
#148 to #134 - sirbustyabals (07/18/2013) [-]
Hello, Chris Handsome
User avatar #142 to #134 - thatdeafguy (07/18/2013) [-]
on timmywankenobi 's face
User avatar #144 to #142 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
No u !
#87 - Classic (07/18/2013) [-]
Jimmy, alpha as **** !!!
#86 - isradam (07/18/2013) [-]
Corndog, I
Corndog, I
#13 - wamegor (07/18/2013) [-]
thats, thats pretty ******* cute
User avatar #71 to #13 - predominance (07/18/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have the links to the 2-3 comics that your picture is from? All I remember is ice cream, losing hair, and the artist drew everything wonderfully except the bodies.
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