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User avatar #1 - biscuitsunited (07/17/2013) [-]
Balrogs are foot soldiers of Morgoth. Kill em' with...oh.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lordgeneral (07/17/2013) [-]
>foot soldiers

they're lieutenants
User avatar #3 to #2 - biscuitsunited (07/17/2013) [-]
My memory aint perfect, thanks for the reminder.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordgeneral (07/17/2013) [-]
To be fair, you reminded me of Morgoth's name.
User avatar #5 to #4 - biscuitsunited (07/17/2013) [-]
Wait... is your profile pic Lord General Castor of the imperial guard?
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordgeneral (07/17/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
User avatar #7 to #6 - biscuitsunited (07/17/2013) [-]
Nice
User avatar #8 to #7 - lordgeneral (07/17/2013) [-]
if you enjoy 40k you should check out my posts
User avatar #9 to #8 - biscuitsunited (07/17/2013) [-]
Nice stuff.
User avatar #10 to #9 - lordgeneral (07/17/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #20 to #16 - lordgeneral (07/18/2013) [-]
yes, yes we did.
#27 to #20 - Pyromie (07/19/2013) [-]
But I was left out
User avatar #28 to #27 - lordgeneral (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not attracted to 'stuckers
#15 - antzell (07/18/2013) [-]
Because Legolas
Because Legolas
#25 - kobra (07/18/2013) [-]
i read it as middle east and was very confused for a while
#24 - bobkiller (07/18/2013) [-]
Balrog...
User avatar #22 - xoyv (07/18/2013) [-]
...i don't quite understand the 5th one
#19 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
'the Council of Wow Every Hobbit Has Diabetes'
'the Council of Wow Every Hobbit Has Diabetes'
User avatar #17 - tinkotin ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
If you like it then you shouldn't put a ring on it...
User avatar #13 - phoenix grinder (07/18/2013) [-]
good subjective comedy is funny even if the viewer does not appreciate the subject. brav - o
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (07/18/2013) [-]
So what's the radius of influence of The One Ring? Maybe the eagles could've flown high in the air and held a rope that had Frodo on the end? What if they just put the ring in a lead lined box? Maybe the lead would stop the influence from leaking. How about they fly with the eagles, but FIRST cut the talons off the eagle, that way it couldn't wear the ring. No talon/finger, no ring.
User avatar #21 to #11 - eddymolly ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
People always ask how come the eagles didn't drop the ring.

It was probably because they had to either fly in a volcanic cloud, and would die, or fly over miles of enemy camp with millions of archers,9 fell beasts, 9 Nazgul and all manner of evil forces, which would not end well
User avatar #23 to #21 - demandsgayversion (07/18/2013) [-]
Just find a single cancerous eagle. He's gonna die anyway, and his death will save the rest of his race. But the the problem arises of the ring influencing the bird, then regardless of the state of it's talons, as we read below, the ring is still gonna influence them to not go. All this leaves is the question about a lead box, which I'm not sure would even hold the influence in.
User avatar #12 to #11 - HarvietheDinkle (07/18/2013) [-]
They would've been taken down by the nazgul, concerning the ring. Don't let the movie confuse you; the Nazgul were far more powerful than the eagles.

Say that the ring doesn't have the ability to influence the eagles. They are still an independent race who don't need no man didn't want to help until they saw that their help was really needed. By that time, Frodo/Sam were already in Mordor.

Also, even if the Eagles couldn't wear the ring, and provided that they were influenced by it, what would keep them from trying (and perhaps killing their riders in the process).
User avatar #14 to #12 - demandsgayversion (07/18/2013) [-]
But if it was in a lead box, the Nazgul wouldn't even know what was going on and the eagles could stealth to the volcano
User avatar #26 to #14 - HarvietheDinkle (07/18/2013) [-]
some Indiana Jones tactics right there
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