Rat Poison. Source: Imgur. I had some laying around so i gave it to him his pulse-. Haha! You toothed him last, you gotta hide the body. im unsure as to why i laughed
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Rat Poison

Source: Imgur

I had some laying around so i gave it to him
his pulse-.
Haha! You toothed him last, you gotta
hide the body
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Submitted: 07/17/2013
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#1 - lolatparty has deleted their comment [+] (18 replies)
#7 to #1 - onigirigiri (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - nightmaren (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
im unsure as to why i laughed
#12 - swizzll (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the Only one who read this With Rocket Dog's voice?
Am I the Only one who read this With Rocket Dog's voice? Rocket Dog on Cartoon Hangover
#2 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
giggled, but not sure why
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This non sequitur self-referential **** that's been passing for comedy recently is pissing me off. I appreciate complexity, or at the very least a message in humor. Robin Williams can talk about nothing for two hours to an audience in tears laughing. So when the next youtuber decides to tape a muffin to his cat or spread peanut butter and jelly between his ass cheeks I hope you summerfags realize you're applauding the death of wit and supporting it by giving them views.
User avatar #29 to #27 - IAmManbearpig (07/18/2013) [-]
wow guys, this anon is so smart and sophisticated! we should totally value his opinion and bow down to him because he is so much better than all of us!

if you somehow managed to not catch that, it was sarcasm.
#36 - naruchu (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Rat poison only kills rats because they are unable to vomit, therefore they cannot vomit it back out. Humans are able to vomit and therefore can survive eating rat poison just by vomiting it back out.
User avatar #25 to #11 - amadeuseap (07/18/2013) [-]
if you were a user, i'd thumb you
#28 - cornsmooch (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<< My reaction when he says "I gave him rat poison"
<< My reaction when he says "I gave him rat poison"
User avatar #26 - corpsedolly (07/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This gave me a feel since I lost my childhood dog last year from rat poisoning but **** this is pretty funny content.
#78 - therealrainbowdash (07/18/2013) [-]
This has potential.
#75 - gladiuss (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The most typical rodenticide is the anti-coagulant 'Warfarin', which is chemically similar to the Prescription blood thinner, Coumadin. It is not, however the ONLY rodenticide in use.

Metal phosphides have been used as a means of killing rodents and are considered single-dose fast acting rodenticides (death occurs commonly within 1-3 days after single bait ingestion). A bait consisting of food and a phosphide (usually zinc phosphide) is left where the rodents can eat it. The acid in the digestive system of the rodent reacts with the phosphide to generate the toxic phosphine gas. This method of vermin control has possible use in places where rodents are resistant to some of the anticoagulants, particularly for control of house and field mice; zinc phosphide baits are also cheaper than most second-generation anticoagulants, so that sometimes, in the case of large infestation by rodents, their population is initially reduced by copious amounts of zinc phosphide bait applied, and the rest of population that survived the initial fast-acting poison is then eradicated by prolonged feeding on anticoagulant bait.
#63 - blueparty (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Rat poison most likely wouldn't make you pass out. Maybe violently vomit, because the only reason rat poison works on rodents, is because rodents cannot vomit.   
   
sorry, I had to &lt;3   
    
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Rat poison most likely wouldn't make you pass out. Maybe violently vomit, because the only reason rat poison works on rodents, is because rodents cannot vomit.

sorry, I had to <3

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#74 to #63 - gladiuss (07/18/2013) [-]
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#58 - unikornking (07/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Something similar to this was on 1000 ways to day. This woman was a vegetarian and grew her own food and blended the stuff together. Somehow rat poison got in there and she ate rat poision for like 3-4 days (it just thinned her blood ALOT) I can't remember how she died though but she died from the lightheadedness and weakness from her thinned blood
Something similar to this was on 1000 ways to day. This woman was a vegetarian and grew her own food and blended the stuff together. Somehow rat poison got in there and she ate rat poision for like 3-4 days (it just thinned her blood ALOT) I can't remember how she died though but she died from the lightheadedness and weakness from her thinned blood
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2013) [-]
loled dont know why
#72 - head (07/18/2013) [-]
**head rolled a random image posted in comment #20269 at Thumb Orgy **
I feel weird saying this outside of **** , but...

source?
#66 - zenet (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&lt;MFW &quot;He was so hungry I gave him some rat poison.&quot;
<MFW "He was so hungry I gave him some rat poison."
User avatar #60 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
first legit laugh in weeks
i'll search it on imgur and give the guy the props
#59 - anonhemoose (07/18/2013) [-]
The perfect murder  or almost
The perfect murder or almost
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