Rat Poison. Source: Imgur. I had some laying around so i gave it to him his pulse-. Haha! You toothed him last, you gotta hide the body. im unsure as to why i laughed
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User avatar #4 - nightmaren (07/17/2013) [-]
im unsure as to why i laughed
User avatar #8 to #4 - mostlyshits (07/17/2013) [-]
my guess would be that it's funny
#36 - naruchu (07/18/2013) [-]
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#12 - swizzll (07/17/2013) [-]
Am I the Only one who read this With Rocket Dog's voice?
Am I the Only one who read this With Rocket Dog's voice? Rocket Dog on Cartoon Hangover
User avatar #13 to #12 - humpingslump (07/18/2013) [-]
nope
#2 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
giggled, but not sure why
#15 to #2 - OoJesusoO (07/18/2013) [-]
You giggled, I full out burst into laughter because I feel I would do something that horrible...
You giggled, I full out burst into laughter because I feel I would do something that horrible...
#31 to #15 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
No you wouldnt't
User avatar #82 to #15 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
after i read your comment like 5-8 times whilst high
i realize how kinda epic your comment was
#11 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Rat poison only kills rats because they are unable to vomit, therefore they cannot vomit it back out. Humans are able to vomit and therefore can survive eating rat poison just by vomiting it back out.
User avatar #25 to #11 - amadeuseap (07/18/2013) [-]
if you were a user, i'd thumb you
#73 to #25 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
suck my dick.
#28 - cornsmooch (07/18/2013) [-]
<< My reaction when he says "I gave him rat poison"
<< My reaction when he says "I gave him rat poison"
#78 - therealrainbowdash (07/18/2013) [-]
This has potential.
User avatar #26 - corpsedolly (07/18/2013) [-]
This gave me a feel since I lost my childhood dog last year from rat poisoning but **** this is pretty funny content.
#34 to #26 - schizoidfreak (07/18/2013) [-]
Pretty much everyone's reaction to Anon's lil rant
User avatar #39 to #34 - fireprincess (07/18/2013) [-]
Um, did you maybe reply to the wrong comment.
User avatar #41 to #39 - schizoidfreak (07/18/2013) [-]
You know, now that you mention it...yes...yes I did...multitasking and got mixed up...thanks for pointing that out...
User avatar #42 to #41 - fireprincess (07/18/2013) [-]
No problemo. I figured you were talking about the comment up one.
User avatar #43 to #42 - schizoidfreak (07/18/2013) [-]
Much obliged!!
#75 - gladiuss (07/18/2013) [-]
The most typical rodenticide is the anti-coagulant 'Warfarin', which is chemically similar to the Prescription blood thinner, Coumadin. It is not, however the ONLY rodenticide in use.

Metal phosphides have been used as a means of killing rodents and are considered single-dose fast acting rodenticides (death occurs commonly within 1-3 days after single bait ingestion). A bait consisting of food and a phosphide (usually zinc phosphide) is left where the rodents can eat it. The acid in the digestive system of the rodent reacts with the phosphide to generate the toxic phosphine gas. This method of vermin control has possible use in places where rodents are resistant to some of the anticoagulants, particularly for control of house and field mice; zinc phosphide baits are also cheaper than most second-generation anticoagulants, so that sometimes, in the case of large infestation by rodents, their population is initially reduced by copious amounts of zinc phosphide bait applied, and the rest of population that survived the initial fast-acting poison is then eradicated by prolonged feeding on anticoagulant bait.
#58 - unikornking (07/18/2013) [-]
Something similar to this was on 1000 ways to day. This woman was a vegetarian and grew her own food and blended the stuff together. Somehow rat poison got in there and she ate rat poision for like 3-4 days (it just thinned her blood ALOT) I can't remember how she died though but she died from the lightheadedness and weakness from her thinned blood
Something similar to this was on 1000 ways to day. This woman was a vegetarian and grew her own food and blended the stuff together. Somehow rat poison got in there and she ate rat poision for like 3-4 days (it just thinned her blood ALOT) I can't remember how she died though but she died from the lightheadedness and weakness from her thinned blood
User avatar #61 to #58 - guiguito ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
1000 ways to day
User avatar #64 to #62 - guiguito ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
no worries we forgive
User avatar #69 to #58 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2013) [-]
And devastator has all to do with this.
User avatar #70 to #69 - unikornking (07/18/2013) [-]
This is the closest thing to a buzz killington image I have
User avatar #71 to #70 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2013) [-]
You're a sad, sad, man.
#3 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
loled dont know why
#35 - Classic (07/18/2013) [-]
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#63 - blueparty (07/18/2013) [-]
Rat poison most likely wouldn't make you pass out. Maybe violently vomit, because the only reason rat poison works on rodents, is because rodents cannot vomit.   
   
sorry, I had to &lt;3   
    
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Rat poison most likely wouldn't make you pass out. Maybe violently vomit, because the only reason rat poison works on rodents, is because rodents cannot vomit.

sorry, I had to <3

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#68 to #63 - trimageryan (07/18/2013) [-]
No, it's not going to make you pass out. It's also, ya know, poison   
   
It works on humans too and it will kill you.
No, it's not going to make you pass out. It's also, ya know, poison

It works on humans too and it will kill you.
#74 to #63 - gladiuss (07/18/2013) [-]
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#27 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
This non sequitur self-referential **** that's been passing for comedy recently is pissing me off. I appreciate complexity, or at the very least a message in humor. Robin Williams can talk about nothing for two hours to an audience in tears laughing. So when the next youtuber decides to tape a muffin to his cat or spread peanut butter and jelly between his ass cheeks I hope you summerfags realize you're applauding the death of wit and supporting it by giving them views.
User avatar #45 to #27 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/18/2013) [-]
Well....you're a festizio!
User avatar #29 to #27 - IAmManbearpig (07/18/2013) [-]
wow guys, this anon is so smart and sophisticated! we should totally value his opinion and bow down to him because he is so much better than all of us!

if you somehow managed to not catch that, it was sarcasm.
#30 to #29 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't manage to catch that but thanks for pointing it out for me
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#53 to #1 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
how did you get -1168 and the guy on the bottom get +198?
#65 to #1 - deathera (07/18/2013) [-]
this gif is pretty annoying because he's asian...
<---mfw i'm also an asian...
#57 to #1 - othagovna (07/18/2013) [-]
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#7 to #1 - onigirigiri (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #7 - emslajv (07/18/2013) [-]
How did you get 38 thumbs but he got -28?
User avatar #18 to #16 - axeul (07/18/2013) [-]
The original comment is bitching about the content but the second comment is using the same gif to say that the original comment is retarded.
User avatar #19 to #18 - emslajv (07/18/2013) [-]
i think i like curly suee reason better
User avatar #17 to #16 - CurlySuee (07/18/2013) [-]
One word: Funnyjunk.
User avatar #20 to #17 - dirtydollar (07/18/2013) [-]
but thats two words...
#22 to #20 - CurlySuee (07/18/2013) [-]
It is one word look at the bottom &quot;© 2013 Funnyjunk&quot;
It is one word look at the bottom "© 2013 Funnyjunk"
User avatar #23 to #20 - theprocrastibator (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't see a space or a hyphen...
User avatar #40 to #7 - runescapewasgood (07/18/2013) [-]
how to know if you're popular or not
#38 to #7 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Do you feel like you deserved this? because you shouldn't
User avatar #37 to #7 - clittyrubquick (07/18/2013) [-]
this is how you find out who's more popular on FJ
User avatar #79 - angelious (07/18/2013) [-]
my cousin used to do that to me....so annoying
#72 - head (07/18/2013) [-]
**head rolled a random image posted in comment #20269 at Thumb Orgy **
I feel weird saying this outside of **** , but...

source?
#67 - ajohnston (07/18/2013) [-]
i can see where you covered the 9gag watermark
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