irony. . Egan' s. If Robert Kardashian didn't get OJ off, one of his daughters eventually would have
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User avatar #2 - lalob (07/17/2013) [-]
If Robert Kardashian didn't get OJ off, one of his daughters eventually would have
User avatar #108 to #2 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
this was the best thing ive read all week
User avatar #113 to #2 - mcderper (07/18/2013) [-]
I thought Johnnie Cochran got OJ off...
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User avatar #7 to #2 - Woodlock (07/17/2013) [-]

I like you.
User avatar #9 to #2 - dharkmoswen (07/17/2013) [-]
This needs to be content, my friend.
User avatar #13 to #2 - deantaylor (07/17/2013) [-]
you sir are going places.
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#18 to #2 - dirtywave (07/17/2013) [-]
uhm. you there. I'm so proud. I don't even have the right words..
#24 to #2 - mikepetru (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - SkoalKing (07/17/2013) [-]
That picture makes me want to punch my moniter and the caption makes me want to punch her
User avatar #29 to #3 - kurd (07/17/2013) [-]
Im from europe and havent followed this case about zimmerman, all i know is that people say it was some racist who shot a black guy for no reason?

Whats the real story ???like wtf happened.
User avatar #41 to #29 - emrakul (07/17/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story, but here goes. George Zimmerman was a half-Hispanic ("white") dude who was part of a neighborhood watch, a group of residents who are basically on the lookout for criminal activity in the neighborhood so they can warn police more effectively. There had been a series of robberies in the area, and Zimmerman happened to notice this black kid in a hoodie, Trayvon Martin, wandering through the neighborhood despite not living there. Zimmerman thought it was suspicious, started following him with his car while calling the police about it. He is carrying a handgun, which is legal in Florida with a permit, as long as it is concealed. He ends up getting out of the car to keep track of Martin, who doesn't like being followed and is on the phone with his girlfriend. A fight breaks out, it's up for debate who started it although the jury thought it was Martin, Zimmerman gets his head bashed on the pavement a few times and shoots Martin. The reason it made big news is that the police, who had warned Zimmerman not to start anything, let him go after a very brief investigation without charges. This, rightly, ticked a bunch of people off, and led to a bunch of debates about whether the gun laws were the problem, and whether the police/Zimmerman were being racist. Eventually, after the outcry, he does get charged and the jury finds him not guilty by reason of self-defense. The verdict is kind of controversial, because even if Martin did directly start the fight, Zimmerman created the situation by following him. It's an awful case regardless of which way you look at it.
User avatar #44 to #41 - kurd (07/17/2013) [-]
Man that sucks....
User avatar #45 to #41 - kurd (07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks for explaining btw.
#46 to #45 - emrakul (07/17/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #70 to #46 - kurd (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh and 1 more thing.. how is the candybrand skittles connected to this all?
User avatar #78 to #70 - GIJorge (07/18/2013) [-]
Tray-Tray had a bag of skittles and a can of Arizona watermelon (no, I'm not making it up) juice/tea with him. Both of which are used to make a drug called "purple drank" that the little black angel on earth used to use and might have sold.
The lesson is: don't bring skittles to a gunfight.
User avatar #49 to #29 - SkoalKing (07/17/2013) [-]
It's like this - White kid dies. Murder. Black kid dies. Racial outcry. Seriously who ****** cares.
User avatar #48 to #29 - Ruspanic (07/17/2013) [-]
Backstory: George Zimmerman was a neighborhood watchman whose neighborhood had experienced some burglaries in the few weeks before the incident. Some young black males were seen hanging around the sites of the burglaries.

Later, Zimmerman was driving around at night and sees a young black male (Trayvon Martin) walking around, allegedly looking at houses. This evidently looks suspicious, so Zimmerman calls the police to report the activity. The police tells him to stay in his car and do nothing, but Zimmerman instead follows Trayvon and gets out to approach him. The confrontation results in violence, and ends with Trayvon getting shot in the chest. Zimmerman goes to the police to report the incident, and the police don't detain him because of Florida's Stand Your Ground law, which prevents you from being prosecuted for violence in self-defense.

So it got on the news that a white man (though Zimmerman has a Peruvian mother and identifies as Hispanic) shot and killed a black teenager, and the police let him walk free. So people assumed Zimmerman did it because he was racist, and the police likewise are prejudiced against black people. Eventually the public applied enough pressure to get Zimmerman charged with second-degree murder.

Now, according to Zimmerman's story, after he approached Trayvon, Trayvon said something like "you got a problem? ... Well, you do now" and punched him in the face. He knocked Zimmerman to the ground and bashed his head on the concrete, ignoring Zimmerman's cries for help and finally reaching for Zimmerman's holstered gun, saying "You gonna die tonight, ************ ". At this point Zimmerman drew the gun and shot Trayvon in self-defense.
This story is supported by the Zimmerman's bleeding head wounds which were photographed after the incident, and the grass stains on his shirt. Also some witnesses heard him calling for help and someone saw a black teenager beating up an older man on the ground. (con't).
User avatar #53 to #48 - Ruspanic (07/18/2013) [-]
Obviously Trayvon can't tell his own story because he's dead, but his supporters claimed it was Trayvon who was heard calling for help, and that Zimmerman attacked Trayvon. It's not definitively known who started the fight. However, evidence on that side seems rather tenuous, and is based on Zimmerman disobeying police orders when he confronted Trayvon (which is true, but doesn't indicate that he attacked Trayvon).

So the jury just acquitted Zimmerman based on reasonable doubt, which has caused ********** around the country, ranging from protests to violent riots with vandalism and stone-throwing.
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User avatar #6 - thewhitenigger (07/17/2013) [-]
so wait what was the verdict, it hasnt had any impact in the uk so i dont know
User avatar #8 to #6 - sketchE ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
he was acquitted on the grounds of self defense. there was little to no evidence that could have gotten him convicted of murder
#23 to #8 - TimeWarpRaped (07/17/2013) [-]
I paid zero attention to the trial. Didn't he shoot Trayvon though?
User avatar #25 to #23 - choclategum (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah he shot him, he just was seen as guilty because the prosecutor was a ****** lawyer. Oh well.
User avatar #95 to #25 - sketchE ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
there wasnt enough evidence to get murder. regardless of the situation zimmerman did not start watching martin with the intent to kill him. the most they could have gotten is manslaughter and they didnt even try for that
User avatar #96 to #95 - choclategum (07/18/2013) [-]
That's why i said he was a ****** lawyer. Went for the diamond instead of settling for the gold.
#98 to #96 - jackassalope (07/18/2013) [-]
Gold is actually worth more than diamonds right now.
User avatar #105 to #98 - choclategum (07/18/2013) [-]
It really depends on the cut of the diamond. But when you're going jewelry shopping. You'll ususally end up spending more on the diamond. If you're talking about the gold countries weigh their economy in, then yes it is more valuable. But let's not get into specifics.
User avatar #97 to #96 - sketchE ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
even then it would have been a hard one to win. almost all the vidence points to martin starting the fight. the point that to me helps zimmerman the most is that upon seeing there was a gun martin didnt run his ass home.
User avatar #101 to #97 - choclategum (07/18/2013) [-]
Well that's also to say if martin actally ever saw the gun. I know that if i saw a dude coming towards me with a gun or at least saw he had a gun once we started fighting, i would have booked it out of there. Did he see it and try to grab it? Did he not see it at all? There's a lot of questions in this case. And it's only harder to answer because there was really only one dude left to say what happened. Which is why i said the prosecutor was a ****** lawyer, because he was too focused on the defendants argument and not his own. The defendant was a great lawyer because he took advantage of those unanswered questions. It would have been better if the prosecutor had just gone for manslaughter and based his arguments off that instead of trying to prove it was murder.
User avatar #120 to #101 - sketchE ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
according to zimmerman martin went for his gun. also this wasnt zimmerman following martin on foot the entire way. zimmerman was driving to the grocery store when he saw martin looking at one of his friends houses. from the point of zimmerman seing martin up to the point where he got out of his car to look for a street sign martin would have had no way to see the gun. regardless i don go looking for trouble in the middle of the night if someones following me ill be concerned but i wont be planning to attack or kill the person. martin had a history of violence at school and was sspended for fighting
User avatar #122 to #120 - choclategum (07/18/2013) [-]
OK, so because trayvon got into a fight at school, that gives Zimmerman a pardon for getting out of his vehicle and following the boy when he was explicitly told not to? He followed trayvon around for quite a while before he got out of his vehicle and that would make anyone nervous and defensive. Also he did not just get out to look for a street sign. He said that trayvon went between buildings and when he got out he was trying to see where he went as he was walking up the sidewalk, when Zimmerman came back down that side walk, that is when he said he saw trayvon and trayvon confronted him. The basics is this. Zimmerman saw trayvon, Zimmerman followed trayvon thinking he was trying to break in to a house, when trayvon disappears between buildings Zimmerman got out to make sure he didn't run before the police arrived, trayvon confronted Zimmerman for following him, they fought, Zimmerman panicked and shot trayvon. End of story. Self defense and manslaughter all in one.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sketchE ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
your missing a few key things. im using martins past as a basis for violent behavior. zimmerman doesnt get a pass in that catagory either because he has a slightly violent past too but it wasnt as recent. he was not explicitly told not to
this contains the conversation backed by recordings. zimmerman was told "we dont need you to do that" after he confirmed he was following martin. this was by a non emergency dispatcher. that was in no way a legaly binding order to stop. your also not taking into account this wasnt a stand up shooting martin was on top of zimmerman assaulting him confirmed by eyewitness report and injuries to zimmermans head he had every right to feel threatend
#28 to #25 - TimeWarpRaped (07/17/2013) [-]
Wow, that's some ass.
User avatar #26 to #25 - choclategum (07/17/2013) [-]
I meant not guilty* my bad
User avatar #56 to #23 - Yesitsme (07/18/2013) [-]
The whole issue was that they couldn't prove that Travyon didn't attack him first.
User avatar #39 to #23 - Ruspanic (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes, but lethal force in self-defense is legal, and there was decent evidence that Trayvon Martin attacked Zimmerman. The jury voted not guilty on the basis of reasonable doubt.
#20 to #6 - FattyMcDoogle (07/17/2013) [-]
They weren't able to Flim Flam the Zim Zam.
#22 to #20 - Darkroyal (07/17/2013) [-]
Sir, I haven't experienced a comment quite like yours in a long time...take a thumb
#36 - victoriaowsnett (07/17/2013) [-]
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#43 - LocoJoe (07/17/2013) [-]
MFW they couldn't simmer the Zimmer
MFW they couldn't simmer the Zimmer
User avatar #57 to #43 - noblexfenrir (07/18/2013) [-]
Can't flimflam the ZimZam.
#83 to #57 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
ur welcom ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#64 to #57 - frohling (07/18/2013) [-]
can't shazam daZam
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#111 to #68 - moghulking (07/18/2013) [-]
Very ******* true.
User avatar #72 to #68 - dapianoman (07/18/2013) [-] the **** does that gif work....
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User avatar #42 - cumbersome (07/17/2013) [-]
Because it is unthinkable that she might disagree with her dad
#54 - cookiedude (07/18/2013) [-]
That's the ONLY 			*******		 reason that her family is famous???   
I also know about the sex tape, but 			****		 me that's just 			*******		 incredible.

That's the ONLY ******* reason that her family is famous???


I also know about the sex tape, but **** me that's just ******* incredible.
User avatar #71 to #54 - defender (07/18/2013) [-]
yes and she is famous for making a sex tape
User avatar #74 to #54 - ivoryhammer (07/18/2013) [-]
She sucked Ray J's cock on cam too
#86 to #54 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
How is being famous for being a high powered lawyer (especially one's who take on rich celebrity clients like OJ simpson) not making sense. That's perfect logic
User avatar #31 - musclemarinade (07/17/2013) [-]
(Just in case someone hasn't seen this yet)
Let there be no mistake of what happened that night:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
User avatar #110 to #31 - mrblueftw (07/18/2013) [-]
Congratulations! you stole from I am Monkey
User avatar #118 to #31 - Classic ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I LOST IT at confederate flag draped pickup
#33 to #31 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
That is beautiful!
#73 to #31 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
3rd type being posted, not funny
User avatar #80 to #31 - volleys (07/18/2013) [-]
Still funny after the 4th time
#35 to #31 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
copypasta repost, but i like it anyway.
User avatar #69 - lemondroper (07/18/2013) [-]
Zimmer me timbers!
User avatar #91 - yetiyitties (07/18/2013) [-]
So thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's why she's famous
User avatar #55 - felex (07/18/2013) [-]
can't simmer the zimmer
User avatar #84 to #55 - Leopard (07/18/2013) [-]
Where did these clips of the trial come from? They actually broadcasted the trial?
#106 to #84 - FattyMcDoogle (07/18/2013) [-]
They had it live, actually.
User avatar #124 to #106 - Leopard (07/18/2013) [-]
But it was an 18 day trial.
#47 - iamwillygean (07/17/2013) [-]
whats up with his daughter
whats up with his daughter
User avatar #21 - richardastley (07/17/2013) [-]
Implying she has to agree with everything her father has done...
User avatar #109 - TittyCinnamon (07/18/2013) [-]
this was tweeted by some black dude who i currently, at this exact time as i'm typing this, don't have his name on hand.
#15 - taurusguy (07/17/2013) [-]
OH **** THIS **** , i searched google to find out wtf happened to the guy, as in what is the verdict, and i found some ******* websites, where were posts of how, does American court value black lives less? BITCH A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT, if black people really were discriminated he would sure as **** do something, a "brother" as he is. Of course the posts were all written by black people so that is probably why, if this continues i might just start calling a black person who acts stupid a ******* ****** , because **** your rights if you dont give others any.
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User avatar #116 to #15 - myjeren (07/18/2013) [-]
Obama is one of the most disrespected US Presidents in history.
User avatar #27 to #15 - choclategum (07/17/2013) [-]
Tought **** to say behind a computer screen lol.
User avatar #40 - mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
so zimmerman is free.
he was awarded his freedom
leave him the **** alone
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#34 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
But O.J. Simpson was an innocent respectable afro american citizen.

trolololol ^^
User avatar #38 - coolioshades (07/17/2013) [-]
The face.... It's punchable
#37 - troysanchez (07/17/2013) [-]
That woman is a moron
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