wanna come see my van?. i have lots of candy. You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he
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wanna come see my van?

wanna come see my van?. i have lots of candy. You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he

i have lots of candy

You' Got The Wrong( est) Number
CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP
Note: our customer support number is chase he a face! driving st: ' s numbero
He: "Thank you fer calling. How may f help yen?"
Cu. -Hummer: "Haw much fer my daughter?"
Cu. -Hummer: “She' s 15. We her first time. She needs training."
He: "sir, f think you want the driving wheel."
Oh, what we you guys ?"
He: "Adult websites."
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#2 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
alternative ending

Customer: Yup, this is the right place.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/16/2013) [-]
After the shock wears off, he signs her up anyway
User avatar #52 to #1 - raynagrimm (07/17/2013) [-]
im always happy when someone gets top comment on something i post
#4 to #1 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
Mein goff, that picture.
#5 - gidvid (07/17/2013) [-]
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
User avatar #7 to #5 - skeetonamber (07/17/2013) [-]
this is the first time i giggled like a little bitch from reading that thing

then again i shouldve fallen asleep 6 hours ago
seriously

help
#26 to #5 - lieutenanthaskeer (07/17/2013) [-]
"our customer support number is chase he a face!"

Dude. What.
#11 to #5 - siggythepiggy (07/17/2013) [-]
"Haw much fer my daughter?"
#40 to #11 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
"She's 15. We her first time"
User avatar #22 to #11 - penismunchernohomo (07/17/2013) [-]
"Oh, what we you guys ?"
He: "Adult websites.""
#43 - YourAnalProbe (07/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
#6 - ninjabadger (07/17/2013) [-]
That could've went a different direction entirely.
#3 - ethkot (07/17/2013) [-]
Move aside, we're going to the front page.
#32 - cornsmooch (07/17/2013) [-]
Well hang on now. Maybe you should keep talking to the Adult Website line. I mean, it's always better to learn early.
#39 - ironblood (07/17/2013) [-]
Lulz happened upon conclusion. Well done.
Lulz happened upon conclusion. Well done.
#15 - AreyouSerious (07/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb, you so cray.
Lightbulb, you so cray.
User avatar #35 to #15 - wtfduud (07/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like a scotsman.
#54 to #35 - elmarcocfc (07/17/2013) [-]
I can attest to that.
#49 - naruchu (07/17/2013) [-]
Parents Face When
Parents Face When
#24 - frankieforward (07/17/2013) [-]
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
#33 - yisumad (07/17/2013) [-]
********		 lightbulb
******** lightbulb
#50 - ethkot (07/17/2013) [-]
Congrats OP you made it. (see comment #3 before thumbing down)
User avatar #51 to #50 - raynagrimm (07/17/2013) [-]
thank you again
#46 - mrnappy (07/17/2013) [-]
**mrnappy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at We're all going to make it ** Hue
#14 - bollenn (07/17/2013) [-]
notalwaysright.com/ best site evuhr
User avatar #16 - notahuman (07/17/2013) [-]
Dang light-bulb... i though she was 16
#9 - ihaveabigpenis (07/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 - vocaloidseeu (07/17/2013) [-]
can someone tell me what the **** this "lightbulb" is?
User avatar #21 to #20 - wildpeppy (07/17/2013) [-]
Well apparently the customer is a copper hummer.
User avatar #23 to #20 - sanguinesolitude (07/17/2013) [-]
it tries to read the content for some reason.
some people read it and think it is hilarious, you cant tell who they are because they quote it verbatim and think they are being clever.
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