wanna come see my van?. i have lots of candy. You' Got The Wrong( est) Number CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP Note: our customer support number is chase he
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wanna come see my van?

i have lots of candy

You' Got The Wrong( est) Number
CALL CENTER I ) RTH.. CA.. USA I TOP
Note: our customer support number is chase he a face! driving st: ' s numbero
He: "Thank you fer calling. How may f help yen?"
Cu. -Hummer: "Haw much fer my daughter?"
Cu. -Hummer: “She' s 15. We her first time. She needs training."
He: "sir, f think you want the driving wheel."
Oh, what we you guys ?"
He: "Adult websites."
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
After the shock wears off, he signs her up anyway
#5 - gidvid (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
The lightbulb is so close, yet so far
#6 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
That could've went a different direction entirely.
#3 - ethkot (07/17/2013) [-]
Move aside, we're going to the front page.
#24 - frankieforward (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
If you read this... I hope you have a great day!
#43 - YourAnalProbe (07/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
Lightbulb sounds like a conversation between two rednecks
#15 - AreyouSerious (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lightbulb, you so cray.
Lightbulb, you so cray.
#32 - cornsmooch (07/17/2013) [-]
Well hang on now. Maybe you should keep talking to the Adult Website line. I mean, it's always better to learn early.
#25 - bvsfang (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW van and candy with 16 yo
#37 to #25 - pebar (07/17/2013) [-]
pedophilia by definition is strictly prepubescent kids so pedobear is inappropriate here
#8 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who the **** says that soon as they are talking to someone, how about hello my name is X, i am looking to enrol my daughter in driving lessons, also made up post and repost op is a fag **** you ****** **** cunt cock
User avatar #10 to #8 - TheHutchie (07/17/2013) [-]
Some people are just rude ************* .
#39 - ironblood (07/17/2013) [-]
Lulz happened upon conclusion. Well done.
Lulz happened upon conclusion. Well done.
#33 - yisumad (07/17/2013) [-]
********					 lightbulb
******** lightbulb
User avatar #20 - vocaloidseeu (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
can someone tell me what the **** this "lightbulb" is?
User avatar #23 to #20 - sanguinesolitude (07/17/2013) [-]
it tries to read the content for some reason.
some people read it and think it is hilarious, you cant tell who they are because they quote it verbatim and think they are being clever.
#49 - naruchu (07/17/2013) [-]
Parents Face When
Parents Face When
-12
#19 - qwertyuioplkjh Comment deleted by raynagrimm [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #27 to #19 - burtgasm (07/17/2013) [-]
you get banned for that now. DJ 4DM1N ban this faggot
#14 - bollenn (07/17/2013) [-]
notalwaysright.com/ best site evuhr
#50 - ethkot (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Congrats OP you made it. (see comment #3 before thumbing down)
User avatar #16 - notahuman (07/17/2013) [-]
Dang light-bulb... i though she was 16
#9 - ihaveabigpenis (07/17/2013) [-]
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