Try jumping. . DARK SOULS Omae. These two snipers...and that tiny, thin walkway.
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#4 - baka (07/16/2013) [-]
These two snipers...and that tiny, thin walkway.
User avatar #90 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I've gotten good at Dark Souls. I can beat many bosses easily, and know most of the areas well, excluding the Dukes Archive and New Londo.

But no matter what, those archers always kill me at least once.
User avatar #121 to #4 - MonkeyManz (07/17/2013) [-]
thats why he was late for work but for real **** that part
User avatar #58 to #4 - itsdasp (07/17/2013) [-]
"Keep running!" --Coach
#48 to #4 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #4 - semilunarknight (07/17/2013) [-]
Simple strategy, buy poison arrows, hit them once (no archery skill needed really) hide behind the wall and laugh while they die slowly. It was more satisfying than a lot of things I've done...even fap.
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User avatar #131 to #81 - xtrem (07/17/2013) [-]
i got wired one for 10$
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User avatar #197 to #191 - xtrem (07/18/2013) [-]
apologies , you know steam summer sales, it's taking over every part of my life.
Yes any 360 controller would work , xbox and windows are made by 1 company
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User avatar #100 to #81 - semilunarknight (07/17/2013) [-]
There's some really cheap ones out there, or you can try without a controller.
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User avatar #89 to #4 - cshp (07/17/2013) [-]
Even on my first playthrough, it was incredibly easy. I'm not saying I'm a pro, but I just don't see the difficulty in it
#101 to #4 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Im ashamed to admit Ive never taken them on like a man, I always just find a safe spot up the first walkway and bow them to death

my first blind playthrough I got the ring of fog early on and I spent the rest of the time hiding like a bitch and dumping thousands of arrows into everything

#153 to #101 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
That's just called being smart.
#106 to #4 - rustlingthejimmys (07/17/2013) [-]
I remember that area, running up that walk way and dying 5-9 times from those two huge cunts. And that moment of truth griping my controller, butt clenching tighter than a virgins vagina being pressed against the wall losing stamina and health by the harpoon arrows. Get right next to one, pulls out a sword then cuts right though my defenses destroying my body... YOU HAVE DIED.    
Me siting at the edge of my couch yell out curses then go full retard bite my controller hurt my teeth, turn off the console and don't play dark souls for 2 days
I remember that area, running up that walk way and dying 5-9 times from those two huge cunts. And that moment of truth griping my controller, butt clenching tighter than a virgins vagina being pressed against the wall losing stamina and health by the harpoon arrows. Get right next to one, pulls out a sword then cuts right though my defenses destroying my body... YOU HAVE DIED.
Me siting at the edge of my couch yell out curses then go full retard bite my controller hurt my teeth, turn off the console and don't play dark souls for 2 days
User avatar #123 to #4 - kforkayo (07/17/2013) [-]
It's pretty easy when you know how to do it. forget blocking the arrows, it's gonna knock you down anyways. dodge-roll them, when you're close enouth that he pulls out his sword just turn around and walk to the little thicker roof you're coming from. the chance, that he will fall down by himself is huge. if not, you can fight him on a wider place
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#5 to #4 - thedasher (07/16/2013) [-]
Y-You do not speak of the forsaken place
#6 to #5 - baka (07/16/2013) [-]
And yet, you don't know why you trusted the golden knight and rescued him
And yet, you don't know why you trusted the golden knight and rescued him
User avatar #64 to #6 - animedudej (07/17/2013) [-]
he gets out by himself and kills the firekeeper even if you dont resque him
User avatar #87 to #64 - deadrifler (07/17/2013) [-]
You can kill him in first encounter to save the firekeeper.
#102 to #87 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
I like to let him kill her so that she'll talk to me after I kill him, I like firelink to be as populated as possible
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#29 to #4 - reaperriley ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I cant think of a single part that pissed me off half as much as this one. Even when I came back to it on new accounts and NG+ it was still harder than anything else.   
   
>MFW archers.
I cant think of a single part that pissed me off half as much as this one. Even when I came back to it on new accounts and NG+ it was still harder than anything else.

>MFW archers.
#73 to #4 - jackthexiv ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
gotta go fast!
#60 to #4 - artyomthebadass (07/17/2013) [-]
Still easier than these bitches
#130 to #60 - xtrem (07/17/2013) [-]
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#193 to #130 - artyomthebadass (07/17/2013) [-]
Those bastards. Always in for a world of hurt. Pic related.
User avatar #45 to #4 - checkemtrain (07/17/2013) [-]
They destroyed one of my controllers
#7 to #4 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Every time I see those guys..
#22 to #4 - darthblam (07/17/2013) [-]
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Was pretty much my reaction as I died there dozens of times before the knight on the right tried to melee me but knocked himself off.
User avatar #99 to #4 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
My strat is to wait until an arrow hits the wall i'm hiding behind then book it to the right and fast roll/ninja flip if he fires. and when I get to the silver knight I just parry him. instant kill if you've been building right.
User avatar #17 to #4 - ilovetocuddle (07/17/2013) [-]
That game is so ******* odd, most games are either easy or hard. this game is ungodly hard and then, like the stars lined up or something, everything is cake.
then you hit ng+ and anhero
User avatar #80 to #4 - lordfuckerslives (07/17/2013) [-]
Fog Ring.
User avatar #119 to #4 - princeofbrokensoul (07/17/2013) [-]
poison arrows bro.
#10 to #4 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
It wasn't that hard
User avatar #96 to #4 - lmaopwnt (07/17/2013) [-]
Ring of Fog...
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Seriously though, whoever put those guys there is downright malevolent.
#9 to #4 - deathklokiller (07/17/2013) [-]
that was the first time i died and 3 other times..that place was a bitch.
that was the first time i died and 3 other times..that place was a bitch.
User avatar #105 to #9 - byodensbeard (07/17/2013) [-]
Not often you see something from Tosh.0 on here.
#20 - YllekNayr (07/17/2013) [-]
Way to not post the whole comic, OP
User avatar #30 to #20 - egosumproxi (07/17/2013) [-]
"I think I will just crop the the watermark a little...." OP.
#44 - lordmoustach (07/17/2013) [-]
anor ******* lando man
#93 to #44 - needmesomebacon (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh we praise the sun alright.
User avatar #86 to #44 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I think you mean Anal Rondo.
#104 to #86 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
>anal rondo
>not anal rodeo

you're ******* up weinerdick, you're ******* up
User avatar #171 to #104 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
But Castlevania: Rondo of Blood :c
#35 - herpi (07/17/2013) [-]
#79 - lordfuckerslives (07/17/2013) [-]
Mimic Ahead.
Mimic Ahead.
#25 - theberserker (07/17/2013) [-]
I just downloaded the game and for some reason THE ********************************************* mouse cursor is still on the screen and screwing up my movement. The game apparently doesn't want me to even have a chance beating it -_-
User avatar #120 to #25 - princeofbrokensoul (07/17/2013) [-]
you should really play with a controller.
#92 to #25 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Try DSfix, near the bottom of the config thiny theres an option that lets you "disable" your mouse, so you won't see the cursor, this is only recomended if yoou have a gamrpad though.
#27 to #25 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
There is a download you can get that allows you to remove the cursor...also i hope u are using a 360 controller or you're gunana have a bad day
User avatar #28 to #27 - theberserker (07/17/2013) [-]
Could you post a link to it? and no, i only have ps3......... my anus is not nearly prepared enough.....
User avatar #34 to #28 - AresX (07/17/2013) [-]
You can use a ps3 controller on your pc using this program:

www.motioninjoy.com/download
User avatar #38 to #34 - theberserker (07/17/2013) [-]
sweet, thanks! now to wait another month to get home from outta state to use my ps3 controllers...... man there is just no winning here
User avatar #39 to #38 - AresX (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah there is, you have Dark Souls
#32 to #28 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Get a controller. It's infinitely less painful to play that way.
#136 to #27 - drosenblum (07/17/2013) [-]
I play on track pad. Get on my level.
With DSMfix its not that bad
User avatar #56 to #25 - lolwtfdairyqueen (07/17/2013) [-]
Console controllers mah boy.
#37 to #33 - theberserker (07/17/2013) [-]
thanks mate, i'll try figuring this out now
#97 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [-]
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The copier **** it's self again...
#72 - europe (07/17/2013) [-]
#36 - iamphoenix (07/17/2013) [-]
Dark Souls: Because **** you, **** your dreams, **** your hope, **** your sense of safety. It's mine now.
User avatar #116 to #36 - xtrem (07/17/2013) [-]
not only you think you're safe but when you're desiring safety the most you get invaded and ******
#3 - zarallyn ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - jebuss (07/17/2013) [-]
Ok, I have a problem, I recently downloaded dark souls: Prepare to Die edition n the PC for steam, but when I go to play it, nothing happens and I just stay on my desktop. However, in the task manager, it says the game is still running. WTF is this **** ?
#107 to #68 - abraxocleaner (07/17/2013) [-]
You have to run steam as DJ 4DM1Nistrator then run dark souls. After you have performed it once the error should be gone. Pic is irrelevant.
User avatar #112 to #107 - jebuss (07/17/2013) [-]
I've ran it as DJ 4DM1N, but to no avail, £10.00 wasted D:
User avatar #114 to #112 - abraxocleaner (07/17/2013) [-]
Weird, that usually fixes the problem... O well, good luck in the future.
User avatar #115 to #114 - jebuss (07/17/2013) [-]
thanks
#70 to #68 - meuk (07/17/2013) [-]
hi welcome to the dark souls troubleshooting forum, one moment please.
User avatar #46 - headharvest (07/17/2013) [-]
i just bought dark souls, and i am having a stupid amount of fun with it, it's uber difficult, but not in a way that i find cheap or overly frustrating
User avatar #103 to #46 - deltaspace (07/17/2013) [-]
It's definitely an enjoyable game. I havn't played a game as difficult as Dark Souls in quite some time, it's rather entertaining to have a challenge, even though I've died like 5 times on Taurus Demon...
User avatar #66 to #46 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh, you poor innocent soul. Wait until you get to NG+ Ornstein and Smough and Manus
User avatar #85 to #66 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
Manus wasn't as hard as getting the obsidian sword.
Which I still have yet to do.
User avatar #173 to #85 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Manus was extremely hard to me until I understoon to keep the silver pendant equipped at all time
User avatar #175 to #173 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I didn't use it.
I just dragon tooth'd him until he died
User avatar #176 to #175 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
in NG+? Seriously? I dealt **** damage to him
User avatar #177 to #176 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah
**** took forever though
He never used magic on me.
User avatar #178 to #177 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Strange. I used DWGR and Darksword +15. Summoned sif and just kept summersaulting back and then attacking his hand. **** was still hard though, the arena is too small and strange and he did the dark bead attack which is quick as balls
User avatar #179 to #178 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I used Stone Armor and I switched between +5 Dragon Tooth and a +5 Black Knight Sword
User avatar #180 to #179 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
I used leggings/armor from the darkset, no gloves, gold hemmed hood, darksword +15 and grass crest shield
User avatar #181 to #180 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I think I used a +8 heater shield
User avatar #182 to #181 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Finally beat him yesterday.
User avatar #183 to #182 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I haven't played in like a month or 2
User avatar #184 to #183 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
I got it a while ago, still not done with it. Great game
User avatar #185 to #184 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
It is, but I don't feel like breaking my new controller
User avatar #186 to #185 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Ahaha, I know that feel. Mine was smashed a lot with Artorias and Manus
User avatar #187 to #186 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
I broke it because I only had to hit Gwyn one more time and it died, so I died
User avatar #188 to #187 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
I love gwyn's fight. it's epic as hell, especially the ost
User avatar #189 to #188 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
It's kinda disappointing standing still and occasionally parrying, though
User avatar #190 to #189 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
You're free to try the old way. It's harder
User avatar #194 to #190 - weinerdick (07/18/2013) [-]
Lol that's why I don't
I just used the gold tracer to kill him the last time I fought him
#117 to #66 - jinkazama (07/17/2013) [-]
eh, NG+ is easy enough. You already know the mechanics of bosses, so dodging isn't too hard.
User avatar #172 to #117 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes, but try dodging when ornstein and smough both charge a<t you, surrounding you and raping your anus
#195 to #172 - jinkazama (07/18/2013) [-]
It's the same as NG, you just game more damage. But this time you are better at the game, so while the bosses are a bit stronger, you are way better this time around.
User avatar #53 to #46 - fadetometallica (07/17/2013) [-]
I recently started it too, and I agree. It gets frustrating and pisses you off so much, but it's fun and feels extremely rewarding when you finally kill a hard boss.
User avatar #174 to #53 - sebthebrony (07/17/2013) [-]
That's dark souls reduced to the core, it's difficulty done right
#152 - iwaspromisedcake (07/17/2013) [-]
I've now entered a state of depression after losing all my humanity in Blighttown
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Dark Souls dump?
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Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons

2spooky ;_;
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Since when I have so many Dark Souls images? oO
#135 - thedeadlypajamas (07/17/2013) [-]
Almost as scary as these guys.
Almost as scary as these guys.
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