Shitception. .. I went out to my car today and found bird on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance  shit ception
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - Lambda
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I went out to my car today and found bird **** on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance encounter. Either one bird dropped 15 bombs on my car, or 15 birds got together and had a poopy party on my automobile. No other cars next to me were defiled in this manner. No, this fecal assault was a PLANNED and PREMEDITATED act of war against me.
This display of foul-smelling aggression will not be ignored. There will be revenge.
#42 to #4 - snipercake
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Oh my, what a party pooper


[small]don't kill me[small]
#22 to #4 - anon id: 818f02e7
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I agree with you, It was a planed attack. If you look closely at the vehicle, you can see there were droppings before the birds flew overhead! #*************** truth.org
#23 to #4 - anon id: 288c69f6
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it happen to everyone

theres no need to be so fowl
User avatar #47 to #4 - fukkendragonite
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birds do that, they genuinely pick their targets and like hitting people and objects. It's why you never find bird **** in a remote place with nothing and nobody there, and huge skyscrapers and buildings get all the ****.
#37 to #4 - mrcollings
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you missed it, shoulda said Fowl-smelling
#18 to #4 - newborn
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we have 7 pet turkeys here at home, and sometimes they venture out of their pen. When they do they like to find cars to perch on. its horrible.
#9 to #4 - macock
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the birds had a **** orgy.
#5 to #4 - Revenge
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I will actually not be there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Lambda
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Have you not a single grievance against these feathered foes? Join me!
#13 to #6 - Revenge
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No Thanks.
#8 - realistic
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User avatar #55 to #8 - vuican
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thats like a pelican dump
#12 to #8 - teenytinyspider
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Yeah, that poor thing must have been freakin' constipated.
#7 - xalko **User deleted account**
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#14 - AnAnon
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Made me think of this....
#35 - josieabby
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#49 to #35 - anon id: 242beab9
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Why does that look cool
#51 to #49 - josieabby
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#10 - jagenblitz
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#15 - africanking
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User avatar #25 - nooneofinterest
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Seagulls on Laxatives Prank Seagulls on laxatives
#33 to #25 - wiccanwolfboy
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thst is the funniest **** ive ever seen haha   
   
Their FW
thst is the funniest **** ive ever seen haha

Their FW
#26 to #25 - electrickwalrus
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i need to try this
i need to try this
#1 - twi
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#31 to #1 - anon id: 998c5d00
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Just like the russian with a bucket on his head.
#38 to #31 - grafvodkula
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#2 to #1 - arziben
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twi, you rascal, this is too unrelated to be useable
#32 to #29 - josieabby
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