Shitception. .. I went out to my car today and found bird on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance  shit ception
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User avatar #55 to #8 - vuican (07/17/2013) [-]
thats like a pelican dump
#12 to #8 - teenytinyspider (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, that poor thing must have been freakin' constipated.
User avatar #4 - Lambda (07/17/2013) [-]
I went out to my car today and found bird **** on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance encounter. Either one bird dropped 15 bombs on my car, or 15 birds got together and had a poopy party on my automobile. No other cars next to me were defiled in this manner. No, this fecal assault was a PLANNED and PREMEDITATED act of war against me.
This display of foul-smelling aggression will not be ignored. There will be revenge.
#42 to #4 - snipercake (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh my, what a party pooper


[small]don't kill me[small]
User avatar #47 to #4 - fukkendragonite (07/17/2013) [-]
birds do that, they genuinely pick their targets and like hitting people and objects. It's why you never find bird **** in a remote place with nothing and nobody there, and huge skyscrapers and buildings get all the **** .
#22 to #4 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
I agree with you, It was a planed attack. If you look closely at the vehicle, you can see there were droppings before the birds flew overhead! # *************** truth.org
#37 to #4 - mrcollings (07/17/2013) [-]
you missed it, shoulda said Fowl-smelling
#18 to #4 - newborn (07/17/2013) [-]
we have 7 pet turkeys here at home, and sometimes they venture out of their pen. When they do they like to find cars to perch on. its horrible.
#9 to #4 - macock (07/17/2013) [-]
the birds had a **** orgy.
#23 to #4 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
it happen to everyone

theres no need to be so fowl
#5 to #4 - Revenge (07/17/2013) [-]
I will actually not be there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Lambda (07/17/2013) [-]
Have you not a single grievance against these feathered foes? Join me!
#13 to #6 - Revenge (07/17/2013) [-]
No Thanks.
#49 to #35 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
Why does that look cool
+47
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#1 - twi (07/16/2013) [-]
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#31 to #1 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
Just like the russian with a bucket on his head.
#2 to #1 - arziben (07/16/2013) [-]
twi, you rascal, this is too unrelated to be useable
User avatar #25 - nooneofinterest (07/17/2013) [-]
Seagulls on Laxatives Prank Seagulls on laxatives
#33 to #25 - wiccanwolfboy (07/17/2013) [-]
thst is the funniest 			****		 ive ever seen haha   
   
Their FW
thst is the funniest **** ive ever seen haha

Their FW
#26 to #25 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
i need to try this
i need to try this
#14 - AnAnon (07/17/2013) [-]
Made me think of this....
#34 - victorianfancyman (07/17/2013) [-]
How would you like it if I shat in your ******* nest? HM? A NEST THAT YOU JUST CLEANED AND WAXED
User avatar #41 to #34 - lotengo (07/17/2013) [-]
Peter poops on Pidgeon
u mean this?
#36 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [-]
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I see it now!
#17 - hillbillypowpow (07/17/2013) [-]
Someone needs to call the Vatican or the Ghostbusters or something. This is some paranormal **** right here.
User avatar #11 - Whetstone (07/17/2013) [-]
My dad and I got into our car one day and there was bird poop on the dashboard inside the car. We were really puzzled because it wasn't there earlier. I noticed that the window on that side of the car was rolled down about an inch. A bird managed to poop midair and get it through a tiny crack and have it land inside a car.
#16 - blanketandpillow (07/17/2013) [-]
At first I thought it was a black cat with a white chest and chin.
User avatar #24 - fallenstar (07/17/2013) [-]
im not sure whether to say Birdception or *********** .
User avatar #28 - TheUsername (07/17/2013) [-]
that would want to make me leave it there,
#27 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
the poop god created the poop in its image
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