Shitception. .. I went out to my car today and found bird on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance  shit ception
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User avatar #4 - Lambda (07/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I went out to my car today and found bird **** on it. But this wasn't just one bird turd, oh no. I counted at least 15 splotches of avian sewage. This was no chance encounter. Either one bird dropped 15 bombs on my car, or 15 birds got together and had a poopy party on my automobile. No other cars next to me were defiled in this manner. No, this fecal assault was a PLANNED and PREMEDITATED act of war against me.
This display of foul-smelling aggression will not be ignored. There will be revenge.
#5 to #4 - Revenge (07/17/2013) [-]
I will actually not be there.
#8 - realistic (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
+47
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#14 - AnAnon (07/17/2013) [-]
Made me think of this....
#35 - josieabby (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#10 - jagenblitz ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - nooneofinterest (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Seagulls on Laxatives Prank Seagulls on laxatives
#1 - twi (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 to #1 - arziben (07/16/2013) [-]
twi, you rascal, this is too unrelated to be useable
#34 - victorianfancyman (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How would you like it if I shat in your ******* nest? HM? A NEST THAT YOU JUST CLEANED AND WAXED
#36 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [-]
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I see it now!
#17 - hillbillypowpow (07/17/2013) [-]
Someone needs to call the Vatican or the Ghostbusters or something. This is some paranormal **** right here.
User avatar #11 - Whetstone (07/17/2013) [-]
My dad and I got into our car one day and there was bird poop on the dashboard inside the car. We were really puzzled because it wasn't there earlier. I noticed that the window on that side of the car was rolled down about an inch. A bird managed to poop midair and get it through a tiny crack and have it land inside a car.
#16 - blanketandpillow (07/17/2013) [-]
At first I thought it was a black cat with a white chest and chin.
User avatar #3 - SkoalKing ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Art: The conscious act of looking at **** .
User avatar #24 - fallenstar (07/17/2013) [-]
im not sure whether to say Birdception or *********** .
User avatar #21 - Lintutu (07/17/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #20 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
How meta
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