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Some of the most important quotes of all

Some of the most important quotes of all. Some of the most important quotes of all time… . Follow us on . corn Houston, we' had a problem." Astronaut Jim Lovell

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Houston, we' had a problem."
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sir Cosmo Duff Gordon, describing his
survival of the sinking of the Titanic.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
We have a small problem. Auteur engines have
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going again. I trust you are not in use much distress."
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Watson and Crick. talking about their discovery of DNA.
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#20 - whatasickname (07/17/2013) [-]
I'll be damned if he wasn't drowning in pussy after saying this.
#71 to #20 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
A lot of the people that died on Titanic were the poor anyway. I'll be damned if someone called "Sir Cosmo" wasn't put on a lifeboat.
User avatar #79 to #71 - mephiblis (07/17/2013) [-]
Better him than some "Oi m8 you 'avin a giggle? Il rek ya, ya fokin cnt!" ******* .
User avatar #74 to #20 - JimChillino (07/17/2013) [-]
"drowning", eh?

You clever bastard
#40 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
"1 thing bout music, wehn u heer it u fel no pain!!1" -Drake
#24 - africanking (07/17/2013) [-]
more like "History's greatest understatements"
#49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentleman, we have a small problem."
"All the engines have stopped"

I'm scared to think what a big problem is to this guy.
User avatar #69 to #49 - noblekira (07/17/2013) [-]
out of coffee
#63 to #49 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
lost, when lost happens he admits there might be a big problem
User avatar #60 to #49 - docxy ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
imagine him as the mayor of clock town
"ladies and gentlemen, we have a small problem. it appears that a local celestial body has gone into a collision course with our town"
User avatar #64 to #49 - certifiedidiot (07/17/2013) [-]
Would have loved to find out that the next thing he said was ''Alright dude, hold my beer for a second''
User avatar #38 - negativeone (07/17/2013) [-]
Watson and Crick did not discover DNA, "they" discovered the double-helix form of DNA.
User avatar #34 - SlowpokeForever (07/17/2013) [-]
Wow, the British just don't give a **** .
#32 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
50 most common missquotes. Houston we have a problem seems to be one of them. Its Tom Hanks
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#30 - iamphoenix (07/17/2013) [-]
British people aren't allowed to speak without understatement.

It would be rather unseemly.
User avatar #39 to #30 - supniggs (07/17/2013) [-]
We don't want to sound proud, that would be impolite
#25 - mrmcput (07/17/2013) [-]
The British are the undebated masters of understatement.
User avatar #59 to #25 - milthyfoustache (07/17/2013) [-]
It's because we don't give a **** in the most charming way
#46 to #25 - golbot (07/17/2013) [-]
I think that title belongs to all the Common Wealth countries.


New Zealander Sir Edmund Hillary after being the first man to summit Mt. Everest.
#22 - ohmyjebus ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
i love top gear
#36 - fhfiction (07/17/2013) [-]
just testing this spoiler thing
User avatar #23 - lavitts (07/17/2013) [-]
Some of the most important understatements of all time.
User avatar #41 - drhoffable (07/17/2013) [-]
mustaches

mustaches everywhere
User avatar #81 to #41 - mustaches ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Is there a problem with me being everywhere?
User avatar #82 to #81 - drhoffable (07/17/2013) [-]
well this is awkward
User avatar #83 to #82 - mustaches ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm watching you, and I suggest that you don't dis me again
User avatar #84 to #83 - drhoffable (07/17/2013) [-]
i mustache you to not be rude to me.
User avatar #85 to #84 - mustaches ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I... I can't make a pun out of your name
#86 to #85 - drhoffable (07/17/2013) [-]
< thats all i got
User avatar #28 - scoobi (07/17/2013) [-]
Jeffrey Dahmer was one ****** up son of a bitch
#26 - ronyx (07/17/2013) [-]
Okay, so has anybody noticed that only a few faggots are polluting the FP with their 			******		 spamming? Seriously i just passed 4 posts uploaded by the same cocksucker.
Okay, so has anybody noticed that only a few faggots are polluting the FP with their ****** spamming? Seriously i just passed 4 posts uploaded by the same cocksucker.
User avatar #27 to #26 - stringfingerable (07/17/2013) [-]
He's doing that so he can put adfly links in the description so someone will click and then OP gets paid for it.
#31 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Watson and Crick didn't discover DNA.
User avatar #37 to #31 - naggerbatch (07/17/2013) [-]
It was discovered by some lady right down the hall from them, right? And they just got the credit because they were men?
#50 to #37 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Well, Franklin got some grear crystallography data on the structure of DNA, but didn't interpret it fully. Watson and Crick received the data from one of Franklin's colleagues, and then went on to elucidate the structure of DNA. Also, she certainly did not discover it, although she was given far too little credit.
#45 - nignacio (07/17/2013) [-]
"I really messed up this time"
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#54 to #47 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
isn't he a mcpoyle??
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#35 - dameush (07/17/2013) [-]
I've heard only 1 of these before
User avatar #44 - edden (07/17/2013) [-]
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