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Some of the most important quotes of all

Some of the most important quotes of all. Some of the most important quotes of all time… . Follow us on . corn Houston, we' had a problem." Astronaut Jim Lovell

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Houston, we' had a problem."
Astronaut Jim Lovell after an-
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survival of the sinking of the Titanic.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
We have a small problem. Auteur engines have
stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them
going again. I trust you are not in use much distress."
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Watson and Crick. talking about their discovery of DNA.
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#8 - royrogersmcfreely (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
sorry.....
#20 - whatasickname (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'll be damned if he wasn't drowning in pussy after saying this.
User avatar #10 - tdogmeds (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm rather fond of hyperboles.
User avatar #11 to #10 - galacticboner (07/17/2013) [-]
Me too, I use it like 1000 times a day.
#24 - africanking (07/17/2013) [-]
more like "History's greatest understatements"
User avatar #1 - TheFreak (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Waston and Crick were assholes. It was Rosalind Franklin's data that gave them the breakthrough they needed, but they never credited her until after death.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrblacksmoke (07/16/2013) [-]
Don't get me started on Nikola Tesla M8
#49 - EdwardNigma (07/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Ladies and gentleman, we have a small problem."
"All the engines have stopped"

I'm scared to think what a big problem is to this guy.
#25 - mrmcput (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The British are the undebated masters of understatement.
#35 - dameush (07/17/2013) [-]
I've heard only 1 of these before
#22 - ohmyjebus (07/17/2013) [-]
i love top gear
User avatar #34 - SlowpokeForever (07/17/2013) [-]
Wow, the British just don't give a **** .
User avatar #38 - negativeone (07/17/2013) [-]
Watson and Crick did not discover DNA, "they" discovered the double-helix form of DNA.
#36 - fhfiction (07/17/2013) [-]
just testing this spoiler thing
#30 - iamphoenix (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
British people aren't allowed to speak without understatement.

It would be rather unseemly.
User avatar #39 to #30 - supniggs (07/17/2013) [-]
We don't want to sound proud, that would be impolite
User avatar #23 - lavitts (07/17/2013) [-]
Some of the most important understatements of all time.
User avatar #41 - drhoffable (07/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
mustaches

mustaches everywhere
#31 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Watson and Crick didn't discover DNA.
User avatar #37 to #31 - naggerbatch (07/17/2013) [-]
It was discovered by some lady right down the hall from them, right? And they just got the credit because they were men?
User avatar #28 - scoobi (07/17/2013) [-]
Jeffrey Dahmer was one ****** up son of a bitch
#26 - ronyx (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, so has anybody noticed that only a few faggots are polluting the FP with their 			******		 spamming? Seriously i just passed 4 posts uploaded by the same cocksucker.
Okay, so has anybody noticed that only a few faggots are polluting the FP with their ****** spamming? Seriously i just passed 4 posts uploaded by the same cocksucker.
#45 - nignacio (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I really messed up this time"
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