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Say hello he mechanically separated chicken It' s what all fastpaced
chicken is made ' like chicken nuggets and patties
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#9 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
Please tell me I am not the only loser who knew what it was immediately.
User avatar #53 to #9 - schmuxy (07/17/2013) [-]
nope. Why does that make us losers? I watched it when I was a kid (a very young kid).
#32 to #9 - theafroman (07/17/2013) [-]
I did at least. I used to think that would be the tastiest **** ever.
>mfw if I ever got to taste it
User avatar #66 to #32 - ilikebuttsex (07/17/2013) [-]
same, i used to get hungry and **** when i used to see that
User avatar #10 - mostlyshits (07/17/2013) [-]
As long as it tastes good and isn't dangerous for consumtion they can do whatever they want to it.
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User avatar #20 to #10 - majormoron (07/17/2013) [-]
>ammonia
>dangerous

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You were saying?
#26 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
it's only used for fast food in third world and developing countries anyway.
#59 to #10 - byodensbeard (07/17/2013) [-]
Yup, that's been my philosophy whenever someone tells me that or when someone is telling me that I shouldn't be eating steak.
Yup, that's been my philosophy whenever someone tells me that or when someone is telling me that I shouldn't be eating steak.
#52 to #10 - aceonfire (07/17/2013) [-]
The more you know So long as you know that the majority of this tumblr post is ******** . Mechanically separated meats are essentially just extremely finely ground meats (much like ground beef or ground turkey, only more finely ground). The difference, essentially what makes it mechanically separated as opposed to mechanically ground, is that what they are separating is the meat from the bones. Furthermore, they remove the "guts" or organs from the meat before placing them in the machine. And as for the supposed chemical bath claimed above, the meat is cleaned prior to entering the machine, and is not "soaked" in chemicals. The cleaning process used is the exact same process that butchers use prior to sealing and selling their meats. And only certain meats are pink (not even that shade of pink), of which pork is the only used within the US. Mechanically separated chicken is actually white, sometimes grayish depending on the amount of dark meat placed into the machine. This is why I could never have a tumblr. Funnyjunk may make up "facts," but at least its under the pretense of being false. Tumblr users actually try to pass them off as legitimate facts (or truly believe that they are facts). Sorry for delete and repost, messed up on youtube link as I am a neckbearded faggot retard.
User avatar #4 - Sockopolis (07/17/2013) [-]
"Do you know what they do to those chickens?"

"No, but it's delicious."
User avatar #13 - jalthelas (07/17/2013) [-]
And this is how ******** rumors get spread around...


Usually by people attempting to troll, or just plain idiots.
#34 - incoming (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't see how people have their appetite ruined by discovering how a food is made. You've been eating it stopping now won't change that. Pic related, mfw I found out what my food is made from and how its made.
#17 - satnaam (07/17/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 920**
I always wanted to eat the real thing

*Scooby snacks
*Tubby custard
*and a Krabby patty
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User avatar #70 to #17 - princeofbrokensoul (07/17/2013) [-]
i heard krabby patties are vegetable type thing
#98 to #70 - satnaam (07/17/2013) [-]
huh, really .
Do u remember from who?
User avatar #21 to #17 - fluffed (07/17/2013) [-]
To achieve eating a krabby patty
1. Make a hamburger
2. Dip in saltwater.
3. Have a sponge serve it to you.
User avatar #2 - daentraya (07/16/2013) [-]
And don't worry about that chicken mush. It is outlawed, and thou shall never taste any of that disgusting **** again. But there's a chance that you have, if you ate those nuggets from mcD several years ago
User avatar #8 to #2 - fantomen (07/17/2013) [-]
I had some nuggets made from it in Thailand.
They taste exactly the same as the real deal and you can't feel a difference in texture.

Even though it sounds horrible it's still pretty good.
Just like certain sexual acts.
User avatar #97 to #8 - daentraya (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't eat mcD in the first place, as i find it disgusting. Knowing that something like that mush was once legal just makes me happier about that decision. Proper meat and bread is just a preference of mine
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (07/17/2013) [-]
Who would think industrial equipment like that be colored like that?
User avatar #29 to #6 - headharvest (07/17/2013) [-]
have you seen google employee headquarters?
#49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
"But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?"

Yep.
I don't care where it came from, if it tastes good and won't kill me within the span of 3 days, then I'll eat it.
#90 to #49 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
Well, enjoy you gonad cancer and modify your future kids clothing to have 3 arms.
User avatar #91 to #90 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, Anon. I will.
#22 - bigscarygary (07/17/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: Mechanically-separated meat was ruled safe for human consumption, but it has to be clearly labeled. Chicken McNuggets and other fast food items are not made with it, or else you would clearly know. In fact, I'd guess most people have never eaten MSM.
#30 - anINTENSEginger (07/17/2013) [-]
Do people even look at the picture before they get offended? I mean I haven't watched Teletubbies for 15 years and I know that's the mother ******* tubby custard machine.
User avatar #12 - vatra (07/17/2013) [-]
When I first found out about this a couple years ago, I was currently eating chicken nuggets. Thought about, shrugged, and finished my meal like nothing happened.
#86 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
>using MY childhood for your retarded conquest
>using MY childhood for your retarded conquest
#55 - zomgwaffle (07/17/2013) [-]
Are you ******* serious? I've eaten worse. INTENTIONALLY. If it's delicious i'll eat it, I have 20 piece nuggets like 3 times a month. AMERICA.
#47 - Sinless (07/17/2013) [-]
This is what it really looks like.

Not gonna lie tho, that **** looks ******* fun to play with.
User avatar #99 to #47 - tazerjmarks (07/18/2013) [-]
hm... A tub of that would be fun... But on a another note its very native American! Use all the bits of the bird to create less waste. Just got to find a different way to make it so its good instead of bad.
#48 to #47 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
looks like strawberry ice cream...
#43 - seramaspecialist (07/17/2013) [-]
i always thought the tubbys were gay!
i always thought the tubbys were gay!
#72 to #43 - sadistikal (07/17/2013) [-]
"He is purple — the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle — the gay pride symbol."
User avatar #1 - seramaspecialist (07/16/2013) [-]
that tickled me! thumb for you
User avatar #78 - zzforrest (07/17/2013) [-]
It seems like people aren't getting it so I'll say it here:
It's pretty much the whole "soldier pointing gun at girl" thing but with tubby custard instead of the movie and it was cropped and then a huge ******** story about chicken product instead of saying it was a girl about to be shot.
#82 to #78 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the same thing about that horse dildo and african burn victims
User avatar #40 - KennyMcCormickk (07/17/2013) [-]
Po's hand is even in the ******* picture...
User avatar #3 - largeheadphones (07/17/2013) [-]
So im confused....does the tumblr OP think that this is true, or was he just trying to pull one over on everyone.
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