The custard machine…. The custard machine… . Say hello he mechanically separated chicken It' s what all fastpaced chicken is made ' like chicken nuggets and pat
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Say hello he mechanically separated chicken It' s what all fastpaced
chicken is made ' like chicken nuggets and patties
Also. the guessed frozen chicken in the states is made from a
Basically. the entire chicken is smashed and pressed ' a
eyes. guts. and all it mates but lacking like this
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hitch that' s the tubby custard machine
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Please tell me I am not the only loser who knew what it was immediately.
User avatar #4 - Sockopolis (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Do you know what they do to those chickens?"

"No, but it's delicious."
User avatar #10 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As long as it tastes good and isn't dangerous for consumtion they can do whatever they want to it.
User avatar #13 - jalthelas (07/17/2013) [-]
And this is how ******** rumors get spread around...


Usually by people attempting to troll, or just plain idiots.
User avatar #16 - lynchdude (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
asshole now i can't eat chicken nuggets... okay i still will but **** you!
User avatar #18 to #16 - cloudstrifeownsall (07/17/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up because it's funny to read it as "I still will butt **** you"
User avatar #2 - daentraya (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And don't worry about that chicken mush. It is outlawed, and thou shall never taste any of that disgusting **** again. But there's a chance that you have, if you ate those nuggets from mcD several years ago
#17 - satnaam (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**satnaam rolls 920**
I always wanted to eat the real thing

*Scooby snacks
*Tubby custard
*and a Krabby patty
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who would think industrial equipment like that be colored like that?
#49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?"

Yep.
I don't care where it came from, if it tastes good and won't kill me within the span of 3 days, then I'll eat it.
#30 - anINTENSEginger (07/17/2013) [-]
Do people even look at the picture before they get offended? I mean I haven't watched Teletubbies for 15 years and I know that's the mother ******* tubby custard machine.
User avatar #12 - vatra (07/17/2013) [-]
When I first found out about this a couple years ago, I was currently eating chicken nuggets. Thought about, shrugged, and finished my meal like nothing happened.
#34 - incoming (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't see how people have their appetite ruined by discovering how a food is made. You've been eating it stopping now won't change that. Pic related, mfw I found out what my food is made from and how its made.
User avatar #1 - seramaspecialist (07/16/2013) [-]
that tickled me! thumb for you
User avatar #3 - largeheadphones (07/17/2013) [-]
So im confused....does the tumblr OP think that this is true, or was he just trying to pull one over on everyone.
#54 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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Wow...
#50 - megusters (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The guy knows what he's talking about though.
#44 - buriedstpatrick (07/17/2013) [-]
So I've worked at a McD part time while studying for some time now. In Denmark, where I live, they let you access a site that basically explains how all the products are made if you are interested. Everyone thinks it's the most disgusting things they put in them, when really it's just what you would expect. There's chicken meat that's been cut out in smaller bits in nuggest, Chicken burger patties are from chicken breast, the meat in a quater pounder is 100% meat. It's frozen down and packaged so it almost looks synthetic, sure, but the ingredients in all products are ridiculously fresh and very much legit.

I don't know how else such a large corporation as McD would still exist globally if they had so many skeletons in the closet.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2013) [-]
Tastes good.
Good source of protein.
Won't kill you.


I don't see the problem.
#22 - bigscarygary (07/17/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: Mechanically-separated meat was ruled safe for human consumption, but it has to be clearly labeled. Chicken McNuggets and other fast food items are not made with it, or else you would clearly know. In fact, I'd guess most people have never eaten MSM.
User avatar #15 - zoidz ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
My dream is to drink from one of those twirly straw plate things that they have...One day.
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