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Say hello he mechanically separated chicken It' s what all fastpaced
chicken is made ' like chicken nuggets and patties
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Views: 36232 Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#4 - Sockopolis
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(07/17/2013) [-]
"Do you know what they do to those chickens?"

"No, but it's delicious."
#5 to #4 - Sockopolis
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#7 to #5 - brokenboulevard
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#10 - mostlyshits
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(07/17/2013) [-]
As long as it tastes good and isn't dangerous for consumtion they can do whatever they want to it.
#20 to #10 - majormoron ONLINE
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#51 to #10 - aceonfire
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#26 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
Reply +3
(07/17/2013) [-]
it's only used for fast food in third world and developing countries anyway.
#59 to #10 - byodensbeard
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Yup, that's been my philosophy whenever someone tells me that or when someone is telling me that I shouldn't be eating steak.
Yup, that's been my philosophy whenever someone tells me that or when someone is telling me that I shouldn't be eating steak.
#52 to #10 - aceonfire
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(07/17/2013) [-]
The more you know So long as you know that the majority of this tumblr post is ********. Mechanically separated meats are essentially just extremely finely ground meats (much like ground beef or ground turkey, only more finely ground). The difference, essentially what makes it mechanically separated as opposed to mechanically ground, is that what they are separating is the meat from the bones. Furthermore, they remove the "guts" or organs from the meat before placing them in the machine. And as for the supposed chemical bath claimed above, the meat is cleaned prior to entering the machine, and is not "soaked" in chemicals. The cleaning process used is the exact same process that butchers use prior to sealing and selling their meats. And only certain meats are pink (not even that shade of pink), of which pork is the only used within the US. Mechanically separated chicken is actually white, sometimes grayish depending on the amount of dark meat placed into the machine. This is why I could never have a tumblr. Funnyjunk may make up "facts," but at least its under the pretense of being false. Tumblr users actually try to pass them off as legitimate facts (or truly believe that they are facts). Sorry for delete and repost, messed up on youtube link as I am a neckbearded faggot retard.
#13 - jalthelas
Reply +34
(07/17/2013) [-]
And this is how ******** rumors get spread around...

Usually by people attempting to troll, or just plain idiots.
#16 - lynchdude
Reply +4
(07/17/2013) [-]
asshole now i can't eat chicken nuggets... okay i still will but **** you!
#18 to #16 - cloudstrifeownsall
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up because it's funny to read it as "I still will butt **** you"
#2 - daentraya
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(07/16/2013) [-]
And don't worry about that chicken mush. It is outlawed, and thou shall never taste any of that disgusting **** again. But there's a chance that you have, if you ate those nuggets from mcD several years ago
#8 to #2 - fantomen
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I had some nuggets made from it in Thailand.
They taste exactly the same as the real deal and you can't feel a difference in texture.

Even though it sounds horrible it's still pretty good.
Just like certain sexual acts.
#97 to #8 - daentraya
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I don't eat mcD in the first place, as i find it disgusting. Knowing that something like that mush was once legal just makes me happier about that decision. Proper meat and bread is just a preference of mine
#17 - satnaam
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(07/17/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 920**
I always wanted to eat the real thing

*Scooby snacks
*Tubby custard
*and a Krabby patty
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#70 to #17 - princeofbrokensoul
Reply +3
(07/17/2013) [-]
i heard krabby patties are vegetable type thing
#98 to #70 - satnaam
Reply 0
(07/17/2013) [-]
huh, really .
Do u remember from who?
#21 to #17 - fluffed
Reply +5
(07/17/2013) [-]
To achieve eating a krabby patty
1. Make a hamburger
2. Dip in saltwater.
3. Have a sponge serve it to you.
#6 - heartlessrobot
Reply +15
(07/17/2013) [-]
Who would think industrial equipment like that be colored like that?
#29 to #6 - headharvest
Reply +4
(07/17/2013) [-]
have you seen google employee headquarters?
#49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply +13
(07/17/2013) [-]
"But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?"

I don't care where it came from, if it tastes good and won't kill me within the span of 3 days, then I'll eat it.
#90 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(07/17/2013) [-]
Well, enjoy you gonad cancer and modify your future kids clothing to have 3 arms.
#91 to #90 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, Anon. I will.
#30 - anINTENSEginger
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Do people even look at the picture before they get offended? I mean I haven't watched Teletubbies for 15 years and I know that's the mother ******* tubby custard machine.
#12 - vatra
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(07/17/2013) [-]
When I first found out about this a couple years ago, I was currently eating chicken nuggets. Thought about, shrugged, and finished my meal like nothing happened.