How drugs usually work…. How drugs usually work… . THESE BEES TEETH” I like going outside and standing by myself every two hours." I wanna see something Tm gonn 9lols
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How drugs usually work…

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THESE BEES
TEETH”
I like going
outside and
standing by
myself every
two hours."
I wanna see
something
Tm gonna get
EVERYTHING
Tm just trying
to get more
in touch with
Tm iust trying to cope
wish the drastically -.
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landscape brought on H 1.. Ra"
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User avatar #26 to #11 - animedudej (07/17/2013) [-]
oh god is this actually a thing? please tell me it isnt... i cringe at the though that someone out there are doing this
User avatar #27 to #26 - ghostofwisebox (07/17/2013) [-]
It is mate, it is.
User avatar #28 to #27 - animedudej (07/17/2013) [-]
what lows are we humans sinking to just for a high...
User avatar #62 to #28 - rapsuskiller (07/17/2013) [-]
It was actually a made up method to get high ( that obiously doesn´t work, not that I am stupid enough to have tried it) to troll people into putting toothpaste in their nipples. Some people actually did it, tricked by the fake stories about the awesome high you got from doing it that were posted here.
#3 - jsprmp ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Krokodil- I want my skin and muscles to rot off the bone
#18 to #3 - cocainecowboy (07/17/2013) [-]
Just watched a video about that stuff..

****** terrifying
#24 to #3 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
*to be a zombie

(stay positive!)
User avatar #21 to #3 - godofpoptarts (07/17/2013) [-]
Scopolamine- I want to do anything you say
User avatar #30 to #21 - zakaizer (07/17/2013) [-]
And then have no memeory of it even happening
User avatar #73 to #30 - stijnverheye (07/17/2013) [-]
the sore body parts will tell stories enough
#56 - konradkurze (07/17/2013) [-]
Ecstasy you say?
#25 - daryldixon (07/17/2013) [-]
"I just want to feel the heroin high and drunk at the same time"
#49 - willowwolf (07/17/2013) [-]
Adderal with me:
"HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON?I CANT STOP MOVING AND HOLY **** LETS GO DO SOME ****

*deep inhale*
HOLY **** , WHY ARE YOU ALL SO TIRED,WE'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE LIKE 35 HOURS, DONT BE PUSSIES
#17 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
BATHSALTS
IM ****** HUNGRY
User avatar #50 to #17 - huffe ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
...FOR SOME HUMAN FLESH
#5 - vonspyder (07/16/2013) [-]
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#74 to #59 - vonspyder (07/17/2013) [-]
here, have this.
here, have this.
User avatar #34 - thelastamerican ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
The **** is a whippit?
User avatar #40 to #34 - shadowstepone (07/17/2013) [-]
it's laughing gas. if taken in some wierd way, it's supposed to get you super, insanely high for about a minute at a time.
User avatar #60 to #40 - kingron (07/17/2013) [-]
in our batch we don't need that thing like 2 years ago because there's some part of a day somebody laughs stupidly in our class and the rest follows so I kinda stop in that anymore
User avatar #63 to #60 - shadowstepone (07/17/2013) [-]
i think it's trying to communicate, but i'm not sure...
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User avatar #48 to #34 - huffe ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
it's just laughing gas. if you've ever tried dxm, try imagining that high condensed into a minute tops
#76 to #34 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Not necessarily laughing gas or whipped cream. "Whippits" can be achieved even through paint spray cans. It's a sudden and severe lack of oxygen to the brain. Store bought whipped cream makers are most common now. The type that use mini CO2 cannisters. I had an ex-roommate do this idiotic stuff. Kicked him out in a second. Don't want a corpse on my hands.
#39 to #34 - shareacokewith (07/17/2013) [-]
just a quick high attained by breathing in the gas from a whipped cream maker that you find in any sort of coffee place.
#45 to #34 - maijuriina (07/17/2013) [-]
I think they're referring to laughing gas. You inhale it and get a really funny sensation that lasts for maybe max 30 seconds, during which time you hear echoes of the sounds around you. For example music will start to repeat its verse in your head and you hear the echo of something coming from your right and almost feeling it on the left as it bounces from the wall. It slows the world down and your vision can get trippy and imaginative (no unicorns flying but colours can get enhanced or blurred), a bit spinny and movements that you make feel like sort of bursts, this is probably due to the fact that your brain isn't getting oxygen for a while and it's a bit fainty even. Why I don't like this drug is because (at least for me) it makes you feel almost every bit of your body, your limbs and your tongue are all sort of tingly and very sensitive, yet at the same time numb, and you don't really see anything clearly around you, it's just you inside yourself. It made me feel strangely human and animal at the same time. I have so many nerves in my body and I could feel them all, like electricity that runs through them that's called life force, and then imagining if it was nerve pain you feel. A crude bunch of nerves and blood and the ability to feel it all made me anxious. I was really a cognitive being inside this complex physical structure, able to move it out of will, a thought.   
Also, once the vision clears and the echoes stop, you feel like absolutely normal. The tingle and the thoughts are gone. It is very strange. And I'm not talking about just inhaling the gas once, the effect would then be much weaker, how we did was we inhaled it multiple times (with an air balloon) until you get the blurriness and the echoes, and just keep going and going until you feel your limit. That's when it sets in. And that's when, if you have inhaled too much and you don't get enough oxygen to replace the gas, you can possibly die and that's why nobody should play around with it really.
I think they're referring to laughing gas. You inhale it and get a really funny sensation that lasts for maybe max 30 seconds, during which time you hear echoes of the sounds around you. For example music will start to repeat its verse in your head and you hear the echo of something coming from your right and almost feeling it on the left as it bounces from the wall. It slows the world down and your vision can get trippy and imaginative (no unicorns flying but colours can get enhanced or blurred), a bit spinny and movements that you make feel like sort of bursts, this is probably due to the fact that your brain isn't getting oxygen for a while and it's a bit fainty even. Why I don't like this drug is because (at least for me) it makes you feel almost every bit of your body, your limbs and your tongue are all sort of tingly and very sensitive, yet at the same time numb, and you don't really see anything clearly around you, it's just you inside yourself. It made me feel strangely human and animal at the same time. I have so many nerves in my body and I could feel them all, like electricity that runs through them that's called life force, and then imagining if it was nerve pain you feel. A crude bunch of nerves and blood and the ability to feel it all made me anxious. I was really a cognitive being inside this complex physical structure, able to move it out of will, a thought.
Also, once the vision clears and the echoes stop, you feel like absolutely normal. The tingle and the thoughts are gone. It is very strange. And I'm not talking about just inhaling the gas once, the effect would then be much weaker, how we did was we inhaled it multiple times (with an air balloon) until you get the blurriness and the echoes, and just keep going and going until you feel your limit. That's when it sets in. And that's when, if you have inhaled too much and you don't get enough oxygen to replace the gas, you can possibly die and that's why nobody should play around with it really.
#67 to #45 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
bro...
User avatar #77 to #45 - yunablade (07/17/2013) [-]
Very informative, thanks.
User avatar #80 to #77 - maijuriina (07/19/2013) [-]
No probs.
#52 - arex (07/17/2013) [-]
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#72 to #52 - godofcorndog (07/17/2013) [-]
Target acquired.
Target acquired.
#15 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Ecstasy is more of a love drug, it actually decreases sexual function in most users as well as making users feel more connected with people around them on a sensual level instead of a sexual one.
Some side effects include:
Mental and physical euphoria
A sense of general well-being and contentedness
Decreased negative emotion and behavior such as stress, anxiety, fear, and paranoia
Increased sociability and feelings of communication being easy or simple
Increased urge to communicate with others
Increased empathy and feelings of closeness or connection with others
Reduced insecurity, defensiveness, and fear of emotional injury
Decreased irritability, aggression, anger, and jealousy
A sense of increased insightfulness and introspection

MDMA isn't good however
Other side effects include:
Trismus (difficulty opening the mouth widely) and bruxism (grinding and clenching of the teeth)
Difficulty sleeping
Loss of appetite
Nausea and emesis
Urinary retention
In males, possible erectile dysfunction

These normally happen after the beginning effects have worn off:
Lowered mood or even depression
Increased anxiety, stress, and other negative emotions
User avatar #19 to #15 - fadetometallica (07/17/2013) [-]
Found the drugee
#37 to #19 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Found the asshole
User avatar #46 to #15 - ningyoaijin (07/17/2013) [-]
So, you're saying that if I, a grumpy, socially intolerant person, were to take ecstasy, I could actually talk to people and make a friend?

...Never before have I been this close to actually consider taking illegal drugs.
#54 to #46 - bummerdrummer (07/17/2013) [-]
you can talk to people who are also on ecstacy, sober people will think youre annoying.
#68 to #46 - fcrocker (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #46 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
That's a really bad idea.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA
User avatar #70 to #15 - alanflindt (07/17/2013) [-]
You can't just say MDMA isn't as safe as ecstasy
If you by MD, what you're buying is more likely to be purer and closer to ecstasy in it's original form.
But with Ecstasy pills, what you're buying is more likely to be cut with other, more harmful drugs, and can cause much more drastic, unwanted side effects than pure MDMA.

And that's why i just smoke weed. haha
User avatar #78 to #70 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
With weed what you see is what you get, it's just a plant so it's probably the best drug to do if you're going to do one.
User avatar #79 to #78 - alanflindt (07/18/2013) [-]
Yep.
And considering it's physically impossible for a human to overdose using it, there are no recorded deaths due to it's use, it isn't even linked with lung cancer (unlike tobacco), and it has been proven that is does not kill brain cells or lower IQ, I think you can assume that the drug is pretty safe (especially when compared to other, even legal, drugs)
#4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
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I don't go outside for tobacco.
User avatar #6 to #4 - iforgetwhattosay (07/16/2013) [-]
i agree snus is more convenient, but i can't get over the taste.
User avatar #7 to #6 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Buy one with mint or cranberry then. That's what i do, when it's available.
User avatar #51 to #6 - huffe ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
it doesn't really taste anything for the first half-hour to an hour (depending on how much spit production you have)
User avatar #23 to #4 - skinless (07/17/2013) [-]
yeah but your sure as **** spitting alot
User avatar #43 to #23 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
directing you to my commen #42, just below here.
User avatar #16 to #4 - edgeomatic (07/17/2013) [-]
Cup or mudjug......
User avatar #42 to #16 - naitsabesh ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Neither, I just buy white portion. Lasts a good hour before it starts drooling. Then i just spit it out, and take a sip of water.
#8 to #4 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
Filthy casual. E-cigs for the win.
#75 - neoexdeath (07/17/2013) [-]
Bitch, if you really want to get high, there's nothing quite like getting a hugeass bong, shoving one of those tiny South American monkeys in the thing, and lighting it up. Seriously, I woke up naked in Birmingham next to a mule, three midgets, and...we're still not entirely certain what the 			****		 it was, look up the "montauk monster" and you'll get a good idea of what it looked like.
Bitch, if you really want to get high, there's nothing quite like getting a hugeass bong, shoving one of those tiny South American monkeys in the thing, and lighting it up. Seriously, I woke up naked in Birmingham next to a mule, three midgets, and...we're still not entirely certain what the **** it was, look up the "montauk monster" and you'll get a good idea of what it looked like.
#2 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Except tobacco is more a social thing.
Since that's why people even start
#31 - kosmojunk (07/17/2013) [-]
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#57 to #33 - konradkurze (07/17/2013) [-]
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#65 - amuzen (07/17/2013) [-]
well that... is interesting
#66 to #65 - amuzen (07/17/2013) [-]
the lightbulb it's 5 in the morning gimme a break
#55 - cheyennecookie (07/17/2013) [-]
Is that really What adderal does to people? That's awesome. I've taken it my whole life and it only calms me down. But that's freaking awesome.
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User avatar #64 to #55 - moonlightdruid (07/17/2013) [-]
If you have ADHD it calms you down. It is a light form of Cocaine. If someone who doesn't have ADHD takes it helps them focus and get **** done. I here it is popular in sales around college finals.
#44 - futtef (07/17/2013) [-]
Can't help but imagining Michael C. Hall being the guy in all of those example pics makes them so much more fun.
User avatar #35 - pioneermhm (07/17/2013) [-]
Salvia: I want to feel like I'm in hell
User avatar #29 - thathorse (07/17/2013) [-]
So I should do some coke next time I go to the gym.
User avatar #22 - noodlelover (07/17/2013) [-]
CAn anyone tell me how shrooms are and if i can do them in my house with other people living here
User avatar #38 to #22 - shadowstepone (07/17/2013) [-]
you can, if those people don't mind living with a loud psycopath for between 10 minutes and 2 hours. it's strong stuff, like all the power of lsd over a shorter period of time. i've heard of some people taking quiet trips, but mostly they make life miserable for everyone around them for an hour or two.
User avatar #53 to #38 - noodlelover (07/17/2013) [-]
oh that sucks so i should do it when im alone
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