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#24 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
This is a picture of her. She looks terrifying.
#123 to #24 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Something tells me the snake would have also died if it bit her in the face...
#134 to #24 - cleomech (07/16/2013) [-]
What the ******* **** , she looks exactly like Lilith from DmC.
User avatar #54 to #24 - nylak (07/16/2013) [-]
Damn, the snake was probably deliberately committing suicide to get the **** away.
User avatar #26 to #24 - paradox (07/16/2013) [-]
she could look nice i she didnt let a clown do her make up.
#46 to #26 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
no
#28 to #24 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I'd still **** her
User avatar #30 to #28 - thehawkeye (07/16/2013) [-]
you'd **** mud
#92 to #24 - doddythechef (07/16/2013) [-]
jesus its horrifying
jesus its horrifying
#109 to #24 - EdwardNigma (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ, did it escape from Area 51?
Jesus ******* christ, did it escape from Area 51?
#93 to #24 - smashingprodigy (07/16/2013) [-]
She's a real life Bratz monstrosity.
#40 to #24 - bowties (07/16/2013) [-]
She looks like a barbie doll
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#52 to #40 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 to #40 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Only after half an hour in an oven.
#59 to #24 - friednazi (07/16/2013) [-]
At what point do these women decide that they are prettier this way than normal?
At what point do these women decide that they are prettier this way than normal?
User avatar #160 to #24 - mooghens ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus. If you were to kill her and bury the body in the woods, the pollution would carry a bigger penalty than the actual murder
#58 to #24 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Everything about her looks fake jesus christ...
User avatar #131 to #24 - jameshill (07/16/2013) [-]
atleast she has nice boobs, well.... not anymore
#73 to #24 - tailsx (07/16/2013) [-]
Whats going on in here?
Whats going on in here?
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#44 to #24 - arkanios (07/16/2013) [-]
Now I see why the snake bit her after being licked.
Now I see why the snake bit her after being licked.
#156 to #44 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #176 to #156 - linktheherooftime (07/16/2013) [-]
TF2 but it was most likely made in Garry's Mod.
#177 to #176 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I think that was source film maker
#10 - jackassalope (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure venomous snakes have more than one point at this point. Just saying.
#114 - feelythefeel (07/16/2013) [-]
>be me
>a snake
>a model snake
>end up having to teach some amateurs a thing or two
>get handed to one especially bimbo bitch
>she's holding me all wrong
>she leans in
> ********************** .jpg
>she starts trying to lick me
>I've had enough of this ********
>bite her fake ass titty
#115 to #114 - feelythefeel (07/16/2013) [-]
>a few minutes later
>not feeling so good
>head to the hospital
>die of silicone poisoning
>now internet plebs talk about my death to glorify fake breasts
MFW
#107 - Shmuck (07/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #107 - misterobotunicorn (07/16/2013) [-]
That ugly bitch should of died instead of the innocent snake
User avatar #155 to #108 - darksideofthebeast (07/16/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more.
User avatar #64 - CaptainWaffles (07/16/2013) [-]
That's a Python, not a venomous snake you uncultured **** .

But I'll give you a bit of leniency considering you said venomous and not poisonous. The Spitting Cobras are the only poisonous snakes.
User avatar #161 to #64 - theodordronen (07/16/2013) [-]
Rhabdophis tigrinus (the Japanese grass snake), and Thamnophis sirtalis (common garter snake) are poisonous if I'm not mistaken
#78 to #64 - thatwonrandomguy (07/16/2013) [-]
That is a boa constrictor not a python.
#122 to #78 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Boa constrictors don't inject venom either, though. They constrict.
#184 to #122 - thatwonrandomguy (07/18/2013) [-]
You think if i was able to identify that as a boa i didnt already know how they kill their prey?
User avatar #72 to #64 - andriod (07/16/2013) [-]
Can you inform this uncultured **** what the difference is?

I had thought that "Venom" was considered a poison,
User avatar #74 to #72 - CaptainWaffles (07/16/2013) [-]
Venom is injected only (snakes, spiders, bees, etc)

Poison is inhaled, ingested (eaten), or absorbed (through the skin or a mucus membrane like the eyes).
User avatar #75 to #74 - andriod (07/16/2013) [-]
Thank you for clarifying for me!
User avatar #4 - farrett (07/16/2013) [-]
that snakes not venomous..
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#6 to #5 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Scoreboard does, however...
#22 to #4 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
but the model was
User avatar #38 to #22 - rieskimo (07/16/2013) [-]
Technically, the model was poisonous.
User avatar #2 - iamtheblackgoat (07/16/2013) [-]
So to remove wildlife, just throw a bunch of fake tits in the area?
#60 - jdistasio (07/16/2013) [-]
Fake boobs are unattractive
User avatar #104 to #60 - dummerbaztard (07/16/2013) [-]
"Ohh hey (I hope girlz is reading this poste, hehe) I am cool guy who only lieks small bebs, not big, UUGLII ones, hehe "
User avatar #128 to #60 - naldibesti (07/16/2013) [-]
Well i just think it depends on how well they hold up, and sadly fake boobs tend to do that better so
#116 to #60 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will marry you.
User avatar #91 to #60 - brutallyhonest (07/16/2013) [-]
Fake anything is unattractive..
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User avatar #119 to #60 - ofmiceandmen (07/16/2013) [-]
No I think lots of people agree with you. I think fake boobs look gross.

One of my friends sister has fake boobs. I asked if I could grab them one night just because I was curious. It was nothing sexual. I've known them both for my whole life.

They don't feel good either. Not worth it.
#70 to #60 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Depends on the size and proportion
#68 to #60 - skinless (07/16/2013) [-]
i like them all   
   
   
except saggy tits
i like them all


except saggy tits
#158 to #68 - localcatbarber (07/16/2013) [-]
tfw I have saggy boobs and there's nothing I can do about it.
tfw I have saggy boobs and there's nothing I can do about it.
User avatar #169 to #158 - skinless (07/16/2013) [-]
well....breast implants?
User avatar #170 to #169 - localcatbarber (07/16/2013) [-]
"Fake boobs are unattractive" - jdistasio, 4 hours ago.

Besides, I really don't want or can afford surgery.
#180 to #68 - shiteonastick (07/16/2013) [-]
I cannot see his face without cringing, thinking about the scene where he kills that black dude by splitting his teeth on a curb
#83 to #60 - pikininja (07/16/2013) [-]
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#31 - idividedbyzero (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna say this, that's a 			*******		 Ball Python which is not a venomous snake. They kill their prey by suffocation and squeezing them to death. This rustled my jimmies to much.
I'm just gonna say this, that's a ******* Ball Python which is not a venomous snake. They kill their prey by suffocation and squeezing them to death. This rustled my jimmies to much.
User avatar #47 to #31 - oneironaut (07/16/2013) [-]
(It's not a ball python. The pattern clearly shows it's a boa constrictor, but yeah, you're right, it's sure as hell not venomous)
#85 - imaan (07/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - thebritishguy (07/16/2013) [-]
that's how I want to die
#14 - snakefire (07/16/2013) [-]
My kingsnake died a few days ago...
#129 to #14 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
yes, we know
User avatar #133 to #14 - alexthebest (07/16/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that, man. I had a kingsnake who died a couple years back. What was its name?
User avatar #154 to #133 - thenotgay (07/16/2013) [-]
snakefire
User avatar #168 to #133 - snakefire (07/16/2013) [-]
It didn't have a name..
#18 to #14 - jonnyfunk (07/16/2013) [-]
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viagra, dude.
#163 - NinjaHermit (07/16/2013) [-]
Why exactly was she trying to lick its face?
Why exactly was she trying to lick its face?
User avatar #165 to #163 - darthblam (07/16/2013) [-]
Because.. Israeli model on Spanish TV...

They do ****** up **** apparently.
User avatar #172 to #165 - NinjaHermit (07/16/2013) [-]
Indeed, it would appear so. Maybe they wanna try to compete with Japan.
User avatar #174 to #172 - darthblam (07/16/2013) [-]
Hmm.. nah.
See, Japan has weird **** .
Mexico and the Middle East.. they have NASTY **** ..
#151 - infinitereaper (07/16/2013) [-]
I don't like fake breasts.

They are full of lies, I mean... that just...

kills me
#137 - ladyxa (07/16/2013) [-]
why.. why would she try and lick its face?
why.. why would she try and lick its face?
#139 to #137 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Bitches be crazy.
User avatar #140 to #139 - ladyxa (07/16/2013) [-]
apparently..
User avatar #110 - misterobotunicorn (07/16/2013) [-]
Poor snake.. just defending itself
User avatar #105 - Rileto (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats just a boa constrictor, not venomous.
User avatar #126 to #105 - Vpirate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
If it was a boa constrictor, it wouldn't have bit her.

Boas swallow their prey whole, they don't bite.
#135 to #126 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
They still bite in self defense.
User avatar #183 to #126 - Rileto (07/17/2013) [-]
Sorry but its a boa, a columbian red tail boa Im pretty sure. If that is the actual picture of it, my brother has one named Wayne.
#146 to #126 - tootalljones (07/16/2013) [-]
They bite their prey before wrapping around it and constricting it.
User avatar #81 - headharvest (07/16/2013) [-]
i prefer small tits, they will never sag
User avatar #118 to #81 - derpyhoovezz (07/16/2013) [-]
Over time small tits sag too


Unless your talking about Mosquito bites for tits
User avatar #86 to #81 - makotoitou (07/16/2013) [-]
But they don't kill snakes.
User avatar #87 to #86 - headharvest (07/16/2013) [-]
touché
User avatar #132 to #86 - jameshill (07/16/2013) [-]
^ this guy just made my day xD
#157 - darksideofthebeast (07/16/2013) [-]
Snake should have bit her neck and coiled around it instead of the titties.
It's alright though
Snakes love titties.
Pic related my snake loves the booty.
User avatar #9 - Milvath (07/16/2013) [-]
holy **** , I just googled her and she's ******* horrible!
User avatar #15 to #9 - mcderper (07/16/2013) [-]
Yep, I checked her out too, she is ******* gross/weird looking.
#23 to #9 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I try so hard to be nice to everyone, but...geez. Does she find herself attractive? I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...dear god her crazy eyes are gonna give me nightmares.
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