Tumblweed. Dat warm ass. itsabe rac I a m a: the inside your butt is warm enough to an egg oh no I' m not falling tor this one again. The things that egg saw....
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/15/2013) [-]
The things that egg saw....
The things that egg saw....
User avatar #54 to #1 - jameshill (07/16/2013) [-]
the experience he had was egg-cellent
#44 to #1 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
It probably saw Lemmiwinks
User avatar #21 to #1 - garymotherfingoak (07/16/2013) [-]
i think i know you from somewhere
#27 to #1 - cornsmooch (07/16/2013) [-]
< The Egg
#12 to #1 - asgarx (07/16/2013) [-]
I guess that egg has seen some ****
#5 - dashgamer (07/16/2013) [-]
Getting it out would be egg-scruciating, but the feeling of getting it in would be egg-squisite.
Getting it out would be egg-scruciating, but the feeling of getting it in would be egg-squisite.
User avatar #50 to #5 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
thank you

thank you so much for not apologizing after making a ****** pun.
User avatar #51 to #50 - dashgamer (07/16/2013) [-]
Lol. It is a ****** pun! Because it's about stuff being in my ass.
User avatar #17 to #5 - payseht (07/16/2013) [-]
I think both would be egg-cellent
#22 to #5 - ddylann (07/16/2013) [-]
until it crushes inside your rectum, giving you feelings of both asshole slicing and egg yolk oozing
User avatar #6 to #5 - areuserious (07/16/2013) [-]
what movie is that from?
#9 to #6 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
iirc, equilibrium with christian bale
User avatar #7 to #6 - corso (07/16/2013) [-]
What movie are any of us from?
User avatar #35 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
I love everything about this, besides the repeated pun.

I love puns.

So ******* much.
User avatar #8 to #5 - areuserious (07/16/2013) [-]
would strongly recommend watching the .gif with this playing Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert
User avatar #14 to #8 - lordvimless (07/16/2013) [-]
this was nice
#42 - phudgepacker (07/16/2013) [-]
Isnt that how girls get pregnant
User avatar #20 - Itdoesntmatter (07/16/2013) [-]
a little tip for you

relevant
#45 - runswithdragons (07/16/2013) [-]
**runswithdragons rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at The world ends on Release Date. ** proof that humans are chickens.....
#56 to #45 - jalthelas (07/16/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at importance of phonetics **
User avatar #15 - twi (07/16/2013) [-]
and then it breaks inside your anus and you have to **** out pieces of egg and lacerate your asshole
User avatar #53 to #15 - jameshill (07/16/2013) [-]
well now... that was a bit dark twi
#57 to #15 - jalthelas (07/16/2013) [-]
Coming from you, I fear that you've experienced this at least once.
#33 to #15 - emrakul (07/16/2013) [-]
I can't tell if this comment is perfect in the context of your account avatar, or terrifying in the context of your account avatar.
User avatar #34 to #33 - alhemicar (07/16/2013) [-]
It's perfect in context of his personality
User avatar #29 to #15 - stadic ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have experience with this sort of thing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (07/16/2013) [-]
I sure do
User avatar #31 to #30 - twi (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm never going to band camp again
User avatar #38 to #31 - holycookies (07/16/2013) [-]
AGAIN?!?!?!?
User avatar #11 - timmywankenobi (07/16/2013) [-]
you guise do realise you would have to keep the egg in your butt for like a year without breaking it to cook it right ? and by then it would not be edible.
User avatar #16 to #11 - payseht (07/16/2013) [-]
because that's the issue we're concerned with
#55 - jalthelas (07/16/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 67** How many can you fit in your butt?
**jalthelas rolls 67** How many can you fit in your butt?
#61 to #55 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
**StinkyCheese rolls 32** This many.

only egg picture i had
User avatar #40 - rattara (07/16/2013) [-]
OlanRogers.gif
User avatar #3 - splendiddust ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
This is the first tumblr post i have seen in ages that generally made me laugh
User avatar #10 to #3 - tentaclerapist (07/16/2013) [-]
Really? I Specifically laughed.
#13 to #3 - klaatu (07/16/2013) [-]
Genuinely, GENUINELY.

Seriously, why can so many people not differentiate between the two?
User avatar #77 to #13 - ironmercenary (07/18/2013) [-]
o gawd the pic
#59 - steveaustin (07/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 - digdogfap (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey it's my post! (Similar at least.)
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4601342/Oh+Dear/
User avatar #4 to #2 - phsycokiller (07/16/2013) [-]
I hadn't seen that before, sorry D:
User avatar #73 to #4 - digdogfap (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't really care I was just pointing it out,
#63 to #4 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
You could delete this content in a show of good faith.
#32 - iguy (07/16/2013) [-]
le cringe
#65 - nyawgga (07/16/2013) [-]
i shall try this
#58 - commontroll (07/16/2013) [-]
That poor egg...
That poor egg...
#19 - razzar (07/16/2013) [-]
can someone crop it so that the joke is there without the cancer part?
#24 to #19 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
It's not even that bad, get over yourself.
#43 to #24 - razzar (07/16/2013) [-]
Opinions, we are all allowed to have them.
#47 to #43 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have them, doesn't mean they're right and not immune to be ******* on
#75 to #47 - razzar (07/17/2013) [-]
Where did i say ppl weren't allowed to?
#74 to #47 - razzar (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes, and i don't have a problem with that..
User avatar #60 to #43 - icecreamonnips (07/16/2013) [-]
>opinions
>internet
pick one
#68 to #60 - razzar (07/16/2013) [-]
Why? Are you retarded... I can have both and I will. My opinion is that tumblr posts makes me *cringe* so I'm not allowed to express that?
User avatar #69 to #68 - icecreamonnips (07/16/2013) [-]
you must be new here, nobody gives a flying **** about your opinion. Now stop being so edgy
#70 to #69 - razzar (07/16/2013) [-]
So I'm not allowed to express it anyway? oh ok ignorant human being
#72 to #43 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
FALSE! THIS IS THE INTERNET!! INDIVIDUAL OPINIONS ARE EVIL!!!1!

</joke>
#23 to #19 - zerojaxx (07/16/2013) [-]
i cropped out as much cancer as i could
User avatar #18 - tonkkax (07/16/2013) [-]
God dammit, i had the perfect 100 thumb joke for this, but then i forgot it.
#26 - levchenko (07/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 - phsycokiller (07/17/2013) [-]
Top 5, thanks you guys!
#52 - satnaam (07/16/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 401**

FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP?
AGAIN?

( By the way does anyone know why they say "again" at the end? that always confused me?)
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