Tumblweed. Dat warm ass.. The things that egg saw.... Tumblweed Dat warm ass The things that egg saw
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(07/15/2013) [-]
The things that egg saw....
The things that egg saw....
#54 to #1 - jameshill
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(07/16/2013) [-]
the experience he had was egg-cellent
#44 to #1 - anon
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(07/16/2013) [-]
It probably saw Lemmiwinks
#21 to #1 - garymotherfingoak
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(07/16/2013) [-]
i think i know you from somewhere
#27 to #1 - cornsmooch
Reply +11
(07/16/2013) [-]
< The Egg
#12 to #1 - asgarx
Reply +15
(07/16/2013) [-]
I guess that egg has seen some ****
#5 - dashgamer
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Getting it out would be egg-scruciating, but the feeling of getting it in would be egg-squisite.
Getting it out would be egg-scruciating, but the feeling of getting it in would be egg-squisite.
#50 to #5 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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(07/16/2013) [-]
thank you

thank you so much for not apologizing after making a ****** pun.
#51 to #50 - dashgamer
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Lol. It is a ****** pun! Because it's about stuff being in my ass.
#17 to #5 - payseht ONLINE
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(07/16/2013) [-]
I think both would be egg-cellent
#22 to #5 - ddylann
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(07/16/2013) [-]
until it crushes inside your rectum, giving you feelings of both asshole slicing and egg yolk oozing
#6 to #5 - areuserious
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(07/16/2013) [-]
what movie is that from?
#7 to #6 - corso
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(07/16/2013) [-]
What movie are any of us from?
#9 to #6 - anon
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(07/16/2013) [-]
iirc, equilibrium with christian bale
#46 to #5 - cannibalhannibal
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 to #5 - nadastress
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(07/16/2013) [-]
#35 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/16/2013) [-]
I love everything about this, besides the repeated pun.

I love puns.

So ******* much.
#8 to #5 - areuserious
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(07/16/2013) [-]
would strongly recommend watching the .gif with this playing Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert
#14 to #8 - lordvimless
Reply +1
(07/16/2013) [-]
this was nice
#19 - razzar
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(07/16/2013) [-]
can someone crop it so that the joke is there without the cancer part?
#24 to #19 - anon
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(07/16/2013) [-]
It's not even that bad, get over yourself.
#43 to #24 - razzar
Reply -4
(07/16/2013) [-]
Opinions, we are all allowed to have them.
#72 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
FALSE! THIS IS THE INTERNET!! INDIVIDUAL OPINIONS ARE EVIL!!!1!

</joke>
#60 to #43 - icecreamonnips
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(07/16/2013) [-]
>opinions
>internet
pick one
#68 to #60 - razzar
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
Why? Are you retarded... I can have both and I will. My opinion is that tumblr posts makes me *cringe* so I'm not allowed to express that?
#69 to #68 - icecreamonnips
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(07/16/2013) [-]
you must be new here, nobody gives a flying **** about your opinion. Now stop being so edgy
#70 to #69 - razzar
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
So I'm not allowed to express it anyway? oh ok ignorant human being
#71 to #70 - icecreamonnips
Reply -1
(07/16/2013) [-]
******* pleb
#47 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have them, doesn't mean they're right and not immune to be ******* on
#75 to #47 - razzar
Reply 0
(07/17/2013) [-]
Where did i say ppl weren't allowed to?
#74 to #47 - razzar
Reply 0
(07/17/2013) [-]
Yes, and i don't have a problem with that..
#23 to #19 - zerojaxx
Reply +43
(07/16/2013) [-]
i cropped out as much cancer as i could
#3 - splendiddust ONLINE
Reply +21
(07/16/2013) [-]
This is the first tumblr post i have seen in ages that generally made me laugh
#13 to #3 - klaatu
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Genuinely, GENUINELY.

Seriously, why can so many people not differentiate between the two?
#77 to #13 - ironmercenary ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/18/2013) [-]
o gawd the pic
#10 to #3 - tentaclerapist
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Really? I Specifically laughed.
#15 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
and then it breaks inside your anus and you have to **** out pieces of egg and lacerate your asshole
#53 to #15 - jameshill
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(07/16/2013) [-]
well now... that was a bit dark twi
#57 to #15 - jalthelas
Reply +1
(07/16/2013) [-]
Coming from you, I fear that you've experienced this at least once.
#33 to #15 - emrakul
Reply +12
(07/16/2013) [-]
I can't tell if this comment is perfect in the context of your account avatar, or terrifying in the context of your account avatar.
#34 to #33 - alhemicar
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(07/16/2013) [-]
It's perfect in context of his personality
#29 to #15 - stadic
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have experience with this sort of thing.
#30 to #29 - twi ONLINE
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(07/16/2013) [-]
I sure do
#31 to #30 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
I'm never going to band camp again
#38 to #31 - holycookies
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(07/16/2013) [-]
AGAIN?!?!?!?
#11 - timmywankenobi
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(07/16/2013) [-]
you guise do realise you would have to keep the egg in your butt for like a year without breaking it to cook it right ? and by then it would not be edible.
#16 to #11 - payseht ONLINE
Reply +12
(07/16/2013) [-]
because that's the issue we're concerned with
#42 - phudgepacker
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Isnt that how girls get pregnant
#2 - digdogfap
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Hey it's my post! (Similar at least.)
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4601342/Oh+Dear/
#4 to #2 - phsycokiller [OP]
Reply +1
(07/16/2013) [-]
I hadn't seen that before, sorry D:
#73 to #4 - digdogfap
Reply +1
(07/17/2013) [-]
I don't really care I was just pointing it out,
#63 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(07/16/2013) [-]
You could delete this content in a show of good faith.
#20 - Itdoesntmatter
Reply +7
(07/16/2013) [-]
a little tip for you

relevant
#32 - iguy
Reply +6
(07/16/2013) [-]
le cringe