Pizza Delivery. . tit' tii' riri, . riet. I'm a pizza delivery guy. I am not an art major. I also was never requested to draw something for someone.
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Pizza Delivery

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Submitted: 07/15/2013
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User avatar #4 - guitardtc (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a pizza delivery guy. I am not an art major. I also was never requested to draw something for someone.
User avatar #5 - ispn (07/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I deliver pizza. Not an art major. can write though.
User avatar #48 - smokingman ONLINE (07/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I hate this attitude people have towards art (and other such) degrees.

You know, there are actually people that like studying "useless" stuff.
"Get a business degree, so you can earn moar moneh!"
Well **** you!
I don't need any more money, I need to enjoy my daily routine.
Do I like studying art and working in a pub?

I sure do!
I get to go around well dressed, serve expensive drinks and mildly whore myself to interesting ladies.
I also get to meet lots of people and make lots of friends.

Does working 4 hours an evening make you any more of a bitch than you'd be while spending your days in a gray office box, going trough data?

#38 - payseht (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they don't always deliver, though...
User avatar #8 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
I asked one guy to speak in a russian accent and he belted out full blown fluent russian. I was impressed.
User avatar #2 - trogdorrules (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That, or all the drawings were done after the fact.
#6 to #2 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
after what fact?
#54 - Itdoesntmatter (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Have any of you ever actually tried asking for a drawing on your pizza box   
   
It never 						*******					 happens. The rare time it does is when someone actually posts about it, so saying that "All pizza delivery people can draw" is a pretty bogus statement.    
   
Like I'm not even an art major and this still rustles my jimmies
Have any of you ever actually tried asking for a drawing on your pizza box

It never ******* happens. The rare time it does is when someone actually posts about it, so saying that "All pizza delivery people can draw" is a pretty bogus statement.

Like I'm not even an art major and this still rustles my jimmies
#57 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I love the stereotype that being a pizza delivery guy is a bad job.
It's the easiest ******* thing I've ever done and I get paid $8.00/Hour plus tips, which can easily hit $50 a night. I've made 75 bucks in tips in one night (on top of my wages) , good luck getting that with any other part time job for a college student.

Also, I be goin to college, ***** , and seriously, delivering pizza is awesome.
#33 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (22 replies)
What a useless skill to have... seriously. Art degrees are the dumbest wastes of money there is. It's so ******* stupid and useless. You'll never find a job with one. What do you call an art major? Unemployed.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thirdjess (07/16/2013) [-]
Unless of course you want to.. you know.. be a graphic designer. Like me. Who owns her own company. Me. Yea. Starving Artist my ass.
#24 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I deliver pizzas. The only art I can do is the art of making delicious pizzas.
User avatar #60 - deviousalien (07/16/2013) [-]
I deliver pizza, business major
#32 - andovaredoras ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Cannot unsee
Cannot unsee
User avatar #26 - tittentei (07/16/2013) [-]
So much butthurt in the comments.
#47 - alutaps (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a pizza delivery guy.
I'm double majoring in Advertising and Psychology.

and pizza delivery is one of the best jobs a college student can possibly get.
User avatar #46 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/16/2013) [-]
One time I gave directions asking simply "Are you okay?"
The pizza came and the box lid had a long ass paragraph written on it. some poor soul poured her heart out to a customer saying how she was lonely and how her family is never there for her and her friends disrespect her and all this other stuff in a very long, neatly written essay on the box.

It was a damn good pizza.
#95 - gilfhunter (07/16/2013) [-]
My work, a pizza hut, has four aviation majors, a physics major, an engineering major, a social studies major, two high school students, and 5 regular adults, of which one has a degree in social work and another has a master in business DJ 4DM1Nistration (oddly enough is not our manager)...and then there is our GM who can spell or use proper grammar...
#77 - linkcic (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have a friend. he's an art major....he delivers pizza
User avatar #96 to #77 - abitur (07/16/2013) [-]
I have an art major. It's a pizza...it delivers friends
User avatar #42 - roguehazzard (07/16/2013) [-]
Oh, **** . I was one of the top in my Art GCSE's and I actually wouldn't mind delivering pizza's. This.... is kinda true.
User avatar #3 - indecisivejew (07/16/2013) [-]
Art Major here. I can confirm this.
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