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#4 - weetikveel (07/15/2013) [+] (46 replies)
>Not fapping for an entire week
>Not fapping for an entire week
#13 - jugularj (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<Blanket octopus
#48 - Harkonnen (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So if I don't jack off for a weak, I'll 						****					 						****					 up at the gym? might try that   
   
who am I kidding, I just came as I was typing that
So if I don't jack off for a weak, I'll **** **** up at the gym? might try that

who am I kidding, I just came as I was typing that
#63 - esquaredsixteen (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
American pilot....

My God, we were Nazis the whole time.
#1 - radiohazard (07/15/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Do you mean we could already have energy weapons but we don't?
User avatar #5 - settlwlvs (07/15/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Im curious what the disney movies were.
#50 - jinapayne (07/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Am I the only guy here or in general that doesnt need to jack off for every occasion?
#54 to #50 - fiber (07/16/2013) [-]
Most likely yea..
#45 - fuckyouto (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition, and over the next several days, started peeling off, revealing the path that the proton beam (moving near the speed of light) had burned through parts of his face, his bone, and the brain tissue underneath. As it was believed that he had received far in excess of the radiation dose that would normally kill a person, Bugorski was taken to a clinic in Moscow where the doctors could observe his expected demise. However, Bugorski survived and even completed his Ph.D. There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly.[2] Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear and only a constant, unpleasant internal noise remained. The left half of his face was paralyzed, due to the destruction of nerves.[1] He was able to function well, except for the fact that he had occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures.
#90 - deerdave (07/16/2013) [-]
>American Pilot
> German FW190 picture.
Mfw
#115 - cornsmooch (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
< You forgot one.
#102 - RequieminMortis (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Have you ever been so angry that you ripped off the most dangerous part of another animal and used it to **** someone's **** up?
#124 to #102 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're god damn right I did!
#69 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Am I the only one that wants to know what the two Disney movies were?
#92 to #73 - deerdave (07/16/2013) [-]
But...   
   
Treashure planet was 						*******					 awesome
But...

Treashure planet was ******* awesome
#68 - slashendrix (07/16/2013) [-]
And on the seventh day, God could not keep in his pants any longer. With the elements on Earth, he thought it was finally time to splooge what would be the start of mankind. His giant sperm was fertilized by the chimpanzees he created, creating the first human.

TL;DR Both evolution and religion are correct with the beginning of mankind.
User avatar #27 - SkoalKing ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Is that last one true? I may have to experiment
#265 - drhoffable (07/16/2013) [-]
and god said unto his people, on the seventh day i take my break
User avatar #38 - MotorstormLegend (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
About that pilot who fell 20,000 feet...

1) His fall was cushioned by the shockwave of a bomb that exploded in the train station right before he hit the ground

2) This is still nonetheless complete BS. Our friendly neighborhood explosives experts the Mythbusters tested it, and found that it's physically impossible to survive this, bomb blast or not
#51 to #38 - thebeer (07/16/2013) [-]
It actually depends on how you handle the fact you're falling. If you freak out and go, " **** **** **** I'M FALLING!!!" then you will die due to the fact that your muscles tense up and cause your whole skeleton to break. However, if you accept death and relax, your chances of surviving drastically increase because you simply hit the ground and bounce with many injuries, but surviving. Also, the altitude from which you fall doesn't matter. What matters is velocity.
#230 - brothergrimm (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the testosterone thing......... that's scary for me. i have to jack off 2-3 times a day to function right so i assume that would bring my level to below 100%. even then, i'm aggressive and physically active and everything else testosterone causes. imagine what would happen if i stopped for a week O.o
the testosterone thing......... that's scary for me. i have to jack off 2-3 times a day to function right so i assume that would bring my level to below 100%. even then, i'm aggressive and physically active and everything else testosterone causes. imagine what would happen if i stopped for a week O.o
User avatar #231 to #230 - rheago (07/16/2013) [-]
Your dick would explode with manliness
User avatar #6 - davidteninch (07/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Truman's idea wasn't that crazy. The goal of the Allies was to let the Germans and Soviets kill each other as much as possible. We only joined the Soviets because Germany was winning at the time.
#28 to #8 - byobgraffpro ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
implying the allies didnt win ww2? or implying the u.s didnt play a major role in the allied victory? are you retarded?
User avatar #287 - amplifythat (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i kinda want to try the last one, but i dont think i can hold out from my bf for a week......
User avatar #277 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
the fap thing ...
im scared...
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