10/10 would recommend. . omerta. "rhmm " I tum " Huh homina. It should have at least one chapter on how to use your damn turning signals.
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User avatar #2 - tiddycats (07/15/2013) [-]
It should have at least one chapter on how to use your damn turning signals.
User avatar #4 to #2 - sanguinesolitude (07/16/2013) [-]
i thought those were party lights for when a song is getting good. I just like flip them back and forth, really make those bad boys dance.
User avatar #52 to #4 - rieskimo (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, at least you're using them.

People have no idea what a turn signal is, they just assume that I'm sending a message that I'm trying to cut them off and they're too far away for me to do so.
#5 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I live in California, home of the highest concentration of bad drivers outside of Asia. Everyone in a car here is a dick. Everyone uses their high beams. Even if they are entirely unneeded. Even if it is day time. Because **** everyone else. Because California.

As a side note, California drivers seem hit a frightening amount of bicyclists in my area. If visiting California, don't use a bike or use the sidewalks. Or the public transit system or drive anywhere. Don't come here.
User avatar #13 to #5 - ponieswererolled (07/16/2013) [-]
It's because all the Asians go to California
#15 to #13 - longrustycock (07/16/2013) [-]
Tons of Indians in my area
User avatar #14 to #5 - alexforce (07/16/2013) [-]
What part of California are you from?
#27 to #14 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Central valley area.
#19 to #5 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I live in Inyokern and do not have this problem.
User avatar #45 to #5 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/16/2013) [-]
The jokes on them, we don't even have sidewalks in my city in California. I do have to bike everywhere though, so that's fun.
User avatar #6 - richardastley (07/16/2013) [-]
A few weeks ago I was driving home at night with some jackass following me a little too close. A guy driving in the opposite direction forgot to turn his high beams off. This kind of pissed me off, but meh, it happens once in a while. The ******* genius behind me not only turned his high beams on, but he left them on until the other driver passed (about 5-10 seconds). So not only was I blinded from the front, but I had this other moron, whose job was to keep his high beams off while I maybe flashed mine for half a second, blinding me through my mirrors. I couldn't believe how dumb this ************ was.
User avatar #36 to #6 - thorsragnarok (07/16/2013) [-]
back when i first started driving i was on this long stretch of single lane road (like 20 mins of driving time) and this asshole behind me had his brights while tailgating me the. ENTIRE. ******* . drive. i was squinting to see where the curves were the entire trip.
User avatar #54 to #36 - richardastley (07/16/2013) [-]
Bro, I live in a rural area with lots of farmers driving trucks who think it's hilarious to do that exact thing, especially to cars since the headlights on a truck are about as high as the rear window on the car.
#12 - ishimura (07/16/2013) [-]
its cause of this bitch.
its cause of this bitch.
User avatar #28 to #12 - warwolfrider (07/16/2013) [-]
I dont know who that is should i?
#29 to #28 - ishimura (07/16/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

please tell me you know what this is?!?! fuq man

pic unrelated
#31 to #29 - warwolfrider (07/16/2013) [-]
A moded pic of the borderlanders cover art with some jacka$$ face (who i dont know) on it
#32 to #31 - ishimura (07/16/2013) [-]
SOME JACK ASS?
SOME JACK ASS?
#42 to #32 - doubledisme (07/16/2013) [-]
**doubledisme rolls 43**
dont talk **** about the dubs guy man...not cool.
#77 to #42 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
>dubs guy ...
#43 to #31 - chachacobras (07/16/2013) [-]
>calling Jim Carrey a jackass
#50 to #43 - jonnyfunk (07/16/2013) [-]
this whole ******* thread ...
#25 - Viggiator (07/16/2013) [-]
Seriously, yesterday i was driving and this asshole behind kept blinding me for like 15 minutes with his high beams. Then finally in my rear view mirror, i see that he's turning right, and I think to myself; "Thank god" and then the car behind him, had the high beams on as well and followed me for another 10 minutes!!!   
			*******		 HIGH BEAMS!
Seriously, yesterday i was driving and this asshole behind kept blinding me for like 15 minutes with his high beams. Then finally in my rear view mirror, i see that he's turning right, and I think to myself; "Thank god" and then the car behind him, had the high beams on as well and followed me for another 10 minutes!!!
******* HIGH BEAMS!
#34 to #25 - jvcjvc (07/16/2013) [-]
Here is what you do: Take your rear-mirror and flick it up and down so it reflects their light back to them, that is common practice and you should know since you are also a driver.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Viggiator (07/16/2013) [-]
I do know. And I did do that. The second guy even flashed with his high beams because i did it.
+1
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User avatar #1 - destroymen (07/15/2013) [-]
Blinded by the Light ~ Manfred Mann's Earth Band with lyrics
User avatar #30 - douthit (07/16/2013) [-]
And when it's dark and/or foggy, turn your lights on, assholes. It's not so you can see, it's so other people can see YOU, and not ******* kill YOU.
User avatar #71 to #30 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [-]
Wipers on = lights on
User avatar #58 - dunderbiffen (07/16/2013) [-]
Thank you lightbulb
Lamb of God-Omerta
#16 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Oh man, my drivers ed class instructor tells so many stories about people who do stupid **** like blinding people wither their high beams. Seriously like every one of her relatives has seen some kind of crazy car **** . Hell she tells stories of her sister's friend's aunt's cousin, she knows more about what not to do than what to do when driving a car. Good times man. I have got to have one of the best drivers ed classes ever. Like seriously what is the chance of being the only guy in a class of 7 including the instructor, all of which are the same age, AND decently attractive. If anyone has any cool drivers ed experiences, please share, I'm curious to see what other classes are like.
#17 to #16 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
You obviously didn't have a decent English class.
#63 to #16 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm not bitch enough to need drivers ed.
User avatar #10 - houseofbrick (07/16/2013) [-]
I live in a town full of old people, so at least a quarter of the drivers will have their brights on. It's annoying as **** and its only worse for me because I get migraines from bright lights.
User avatar #8 - anonefgthree (07/16/2013) [-]
I had no idea what it was talking about until I read the comments. I've never heard that term before. Where I live everyone calls them brights
User avatar #7 - smede (07/16/2013) [-]
I always feel atrocious driving around my junker. It has only one working, beyond dim low beam that isnt even leveled, and two moderately good high beams. So either i leave my low beams on and cant see, or turn on my high beams and be a slight prick.

( i drive a 2000 lhs, need new headlamps and they cost 200$ each. so until inspection time i guess im just gonna deal with it )
#38 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [-]
Then you'd hate to be behind my jeep.

But actually, I'm not that much of dick, I only use those out of town
User avatar #39 to #38 - departed (07/16/2013) [-]
I read that as in town at first.
User avatar #48 to #38 - akkere (07/16/2013) [-]
That's actually great to have when someone cuts you off, and you just flash the high beams so you're guaranteed to just ******* them from the rear-view mirror.

Seriously, though, **** people who cut people off, especially without a turn signal.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [-]
Exactly, I've turned them on behind friends and their mirrors are solid white from the amount of light shining into their cab.

Even better, I have two roof mounted flood lights facing back (mostly for backing out, it can get pretty dark in these parts) but they work great if some asshole decides he wants to ride my bumper.
User avatar #67 to #38 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
i had 8 KC lights on my trail truck and some ****** smashed all of them but left the headlights alone, and i never drive the truck on the street anyways
User avatar #68 to #67 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [-]
That blows man! KC's aren't cheap lights
User avatar #69 to #68 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
i got all of them brand new for $350 and i wont ever get a deal like that again
User avatar #70 to #69 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [-]
Wow that was a sick deal. Too bad man, at least they didn't steal you're truck for a joyride, I guess. If you want to look on the bright side..
#73 to #70 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
its had to steel there is a tree right in front of it (12 point turn to get it out) this is it now i sold my roll bar and ranch hand bumper (needed the money) you should see the paddle tires i have for the rear for the sand!
#40 to #38 - theseventhalias (07/16/2013) [-]
reminded me of this, from supernatural.
User avatar #51 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
i have HID headlights in my aftermarket projector headlights, i piss everyone off, even in the daytime
#56 to #51 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
You piece of **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
hey the dear are horrible where i live. ive already hit 3 with my car this year alone
User avatar #66 to #57 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
*deer
User avatar #60 to #51 - playapplepie (07/16/2013) [-]
I have HID lights too. And so do half the colleges kids in my city. So I don't usually feel bad.
User avatar #65 to #60 - insaneiare (07/16/2013) [-]
mine are almost doubled by the projector lenses
#74 to #51 - lordaurion (07/16/2013) [-]
Did you get them aimed properly?
User avatar #33 - yodaddysofat (07/16/2013) [-]
also...your turn signal is there for a reason: ******* use it!
#9 - teenytinyspider (07/16/2013) [-]
I tend to forget to turn off my high beams, but that's sometimes I'm taking a sharp curve and am trying not to run off the road. Seriously, some curves here are almost 90 freakin' degrees so I'm trying not to run off the road, or when I go over a hill and suddenly,'OH **** CAR! Oh, they're gone...'
#18 to #9 - sreggin (07/16/2013) [-]
ur one of those people
#75 to #18 - teenytinyspider (07/16/2013) [-]
Not always. I'm saying sometimes people make mistakes.
#76 to #75 - sreggin (07/16/2013) [-]
if u suck a cock, ull always be a cocksucker, no matter if u have a cock in ur mouth at the time or not.

i also meant characterizing how sharp a turn is by degrees
User avatar #64 - xgarthx (07/16/2013) [-]
Sweet sweet revenge. I had gotten off work at 2 p.m. in the morning and was on my way home, they were doing construction on the road I was using so we had to be escorted by a police cruiser throughout the construction zone. We were driving around 25-30(50 speed limit) all the while I had this mini-van behind me tail gating as if I could go faster, he also had his brights on, I had the common sense and courtesy to turn mine off when other cars are in front of me or oncoming, so I had to cruise through the construction zone for around 15-20 Minutes with this dumbass behind me, I could tell the driver was impatient but I was behind a car that was behind a cop so I couldn't really go faster. Then we turned on the freeway, the van sped past me, which was of course the wrong thing to do as he blinded me for the duration of my ride so I was going to do the same thing to him, as he past me I got behind him and hit my high beams.
Bright bright, ***** .
User avatar #62 - geranemo **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
: Hammers & Floodlights : Foamy The Squirrel
#61 - idontwantausername (07/16/2013) [-]
HIDs are just as bad.
User avatar #55 - therainbowqueen (07/16/2013) [-]
have my like sir
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