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#4 - speroo (07/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Holy 			****		   
That Explains The Chinese Pirate In The pirate of the caribbean movie !!!!!
Holy ****

That Explains The Chinese Pirate In The pirate of the caribbean movie !!!!!

#8 to #4 - sexynosepass (07/15/2013) [-]
You have successfully capitalized every word except for the movie title...
#20 - ragingflamingos (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But did she find the One Piece?
User avatar #12 - tuned ONLINE (07/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)

hitler go the all time highscore for kills

even though he rage quited at the end
User avatar #19 to #12 - occamsrazor (07/16/2013) [-]
Hitler was like the guy who went the most laps in the wrong direction in Mario Kart.
User avatar #16 - jokersaysamuseme (07/16/2013) [-]
Was a prostitute

Died at 69

I found this humorous
User avatar #9 - lavitts (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Henry Morgan also retired successfully. I can imagine them drinking together, and then him being smacked for getting uppity in her presence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - successfully (07/15/2013) [-]
******** . Henry Morgan didn't retire me. Old bastard died before we even met.
User avatar #34 - Kabutops (07/16/2013) [-]
i expected jokes involving her and seamen

i am only disappointed
#35 - daryldixon (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>lived to 69
User avatar #24 - DannyDanger (07/16/2013) [-]
Why didn't we learn about **** like this in school? Maybe I would have payed more attention if the history they were teaching me was this epic. The thing that pissed me off about history class was how much they downplayed the fun parts to make it "school appropriate".
#36 - nooneofinterest (07/16/2013) [-]
This seems like quite a lot of specific information to know. I've been to Wikipedia and the information on there could have come from a source that was entirely fabricated just like most of famous history and anecdotes
User avatar #59 - hypers (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
All she did was take over a MANs legacy.
User avatar #64 to #59 - TheHutchie (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly.

Right before she made it ******* fifteen times more efficient and notorious.
User avatar #5 - internetrage (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
tumblr fags a;ways have to ruin it by adding silly comments at the end
#51 - shodaihokage (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hm I beg to differ...
User avatar #29 - markisawesome (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She must have been surrounded by sea-men.
#48 - gunshyy (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She looks like Tila Tequila
#52 - asasqw (07/16/2013) [-]
Seeing people like this. God history can be bad ass.
Seeing people like this. God history can be bad ass.
#42 - daggry (07/16/2013) [-]
Yo guys just a word to the wise, don't go believing the history stuff you read on tumblr. Sure it may be accurate, but I wouldn't go citing a paragraph that is riddled with unneccesary ***** . If you like history and want to learn more look it up and see for yourself. As great as I think it is that the community is trying to educate people, giving false information is worse than giving none at all, as the person who receives it is now worse off than they were. I know a lot of you probably already know this and aren't retarded but I hate when people learn minimal facts and spout them out without really knowing ****
#41 - theawesomeguy (07/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - nightmarecorpse (07/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was expecting a lot less information and a lot more ridiculous all-caps overreacting. So good on this tumblr post, I guess.
#33 - themapestree (07/16/2013) [-]
My idol!
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