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DID YOU KNOW?
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User avatar #66 - kanpai (07/16/2013) [-]
was she a prostitute at the beginning...or just at the end when se retired..?
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
>Prostitute
>Lived to be 69

>Top lel
User avatar #59 - hypers (07/16/2013) [-]
All she did was take over a MANs legacy.
User avatar #64 to #59 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly.

Right before she made it ******* fifteen times more efficient and notorious.
User avatar #74 to #64 - hypers (07/16/2013) [-]
No, No, No. She learned how to rule with an iron fist by the man that originally had that iron fist. Bitch took over a legacy like i said. Do your research man.
User avatar #75 to #74 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
You can't even place an apostrophe correctly in the word "man's" so excuse me if I pawn off your statement and rebuttal as what I like to call "uncared for ******** ".
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypers (07/17/2013) [-]
lololololol is that it? found the woman
User avatar #77 to #76 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Carry on then, sexist retard. Enjoy not having a girlfriend.
#56 - lolzordz (07/16/2013) [-]
**** ! imagine leading a life like that... our lives are so sedantary in comparison
#55 - ButtonFly (07/16/2013) [-]
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
#52 - asasqw (07/16/2013) [-]
Seeing people like this. God history can be bad ass.
Seeing people like this. God history can be bad ass.
#51 - shodaihokage (07/16/2013) [-]
Hm I beg to differ...
#57 to #51 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/16/2013) [-]
Were you saying something bro?
#49 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I think i won being a pirate.

managed to download over 1000 songs, 100 movies, 40 games, and a lot of porn.
#54 to #49 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Only 1000 songs?
Only 100 movies?
ONLY 40 GAMES
#68 to #54 - spermanentthreat (07/16/2013) [-]
the porn takes his space
#48 - gunshyy (07/16/2013) [-]
She looks like Tila Tequila
User avatar #60 to #48 - atzgee (07/16/2013) [-]
i thought the same
#47 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
This thing where the poster writes the post in an over-enthusiastic way is so ******* annoying. "Ching ************* Shih", i mean, come on, it's not funny..
I picture persons who write this is also persons who uses memes in real life and such... disgusting.
#42 - daggry (07/16/2013) [-]
Yo guys just a word to the wise, don't go believing the history stuff you read on tumblr. Sure it may be accurate, but I wouldn't go citing a paragraph that is riddled with unneccesary ***** . If you like history and want to learn more look it up and see for yourself. As great as I think it is that the community is trying to educate people, giving false information is worse than giving none at all, as the person who receives it is now worse off than they were. I know a lot of you probably already know this and aren't retarded but I hate when people learn minimal facts and spout them out without really knowing ****
#41 - theawesomeguy (07/16/2013) [-]
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#39 - howtostrokeabook (07/16/2013) [-]
shes very strict....she should stroke books to loosen up a bit
shes very strict....she should stroke books to loosen up a bit
User avatar #37 - nightmarecorpse (07/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was expecting a lot less information and a lot more ridiculous all-caps overreacting. So good on this tumblr post, I guess.
#36 - nooneofinterest (07/16/2013) [-]
This seems like quite a lot of specific information to know. I've been to Wikipedia and the information on there could have come from a source that was entirely fabricated just like most of famous history and anecdotes
#35 - daryldixon (07/16/2013) [-]
>lived to 69
User avatar #34 - Kabutops (07/16/2013) [-]
i expected jokes involving her and seamen


i am only disappointed
#33 - themapestree (07/16/2013) [-]
My idol!
#32 - royoten (07/16/2013) [-]
Was she also the most successful prostitute?
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