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Board /b/- Random T ' Settings Home
I-' 'i?, So I go out to eat with my wife
M g tonight.
alil' ggo to mexican restuarant
iig ::asit down at booth
border, small talk with wife
Bering up Zimmerman trial
stalk about how he' s totally innocent and it' s
awesome he got a not guilty verdict
aall of a sudden a group of billy badass
negros appear
Ctr "yo dawg you talkn dat mad **** cracka you
gon get kilt up in dis bich"
m ******** myself, wife is scared
try to reason with them
tthey can not be reasoned with
grow more and more agitated
Ttheir nostrils flaring
can' t win a fight against 6 standing's at
once
can see they are about to strike
throws the first punch but
aout of nowhere a hand grabs his wrist...
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE NEGRO ZOCORIA!"
next moments are a blur
gun shots in rapid succession
the trouble making moon crickets fall
dead
tthe smoke slowly clears
tthere stands Zimmerman
rrly savior
rrly hero
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#3 - cartoonist (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This rises beyond front page material.
#11 - iamnewhere (07/15/2013) [-]
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#23 - tigasingy (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#50 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #5 - sexyhimself (07/15/2013) [+] (32 replies)
WHO THE **** IS ZIMMERMAND AND WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO!
User avatar #8 to #5 - Ihazfunkitty (07/15/2013) [-]
zimmerman is a halfwhite (hispanic) neighbourhood watch who followed and killed a 17 year old unarmed black kid. what i know is that the kid attacked zimmerman first and then he got shot in the chest. Now all the apes ( ******* ) are losing their **** and cry racism.
#22 - cupcakedevourer (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - gemleonn ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (17 replies)
How it really happened:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disappear into the night
#35 - lordcuntdestroyer (07/15/2013) [-]
<--main difference between Trayvon and Zimmerman
User avatar #18 - PetroleumPinecone (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>zimmerman walks
>negros get mad
>attack the zim
>zim's self defence kills by years end is over 9000
#47 - supercancer (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In west central florida, born and raised
In the suburbs is where I spend most of my days
Chillin' out maxin', realaxin' all cool and all
Eatin' some skittles outside of the pool

When a big fatass **** said I was up to no good
Said I was makin' trouble in the neighborhood
I threw one little punch and the **** got scared and said
"You're just a ****** if I shoot you no one will care"

I, pulled, back to take a swing at the ********* face
And I yelled to the beaner "good night! See you later"
I looked at his hand and I was suddenly scared
And now I'm layin' on the ground and trying to suck air
#4 - minsheme (07/15/2013) [-]
Read "So I go out to eat my wife tonight"
#79 - mondprinzessin (07/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Zimmerman?
User avatar #106 to #79 - akkere (07/15/2013) [-]
Generic Authority-type-wannabe (George Zimmerman) follows Generic # ******************* (Trayvon Martin) type.

Generic $ ******************* type flips out that he's getting stalked and attacks him

Generic Authority-type-wannabe blasts him after blows are made

Liberal media cries that the second coming of Hitler has destroyed the child of (black) Jesus in his slaughter against race to support the white man.

Conservative media retorts by crying that Zimmerman was the savior of the neighborhood, releasing them from the grip of the juvenile criminal and must be brought no less than a golden throne

Zimmy gets not guilty charge, libs go ******* , cons pound their chests, more **** to come.

Stock in Skittles and Lipton reportedly reached an all time high
User avatar #110 - spysappinmysasha (07/15/2013) [-]
But on a serious note I would take shelter if I were you. Nig Nogs everywhere are using this as an excuse to make gigantic Riots as "justice for trayvon"

I repeat, all chimps are completely chimping out right now.
#14 - messerauditore (07/15/2013) [-]
At least it's actually in defense this time...
#21 - devout feminist (07/15/2013) [+] (32 replies)
I'm glad zimmerman was found innocent. He was attacked and according to Florida state stand your ground law he was in the right. You may not agree with the law but it still exists and he had every right to defend himself. It's a fact that the law exists so there's nothing you can say. He was innocent.
#543 - mrdrpage (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
All I could think about was "STELIO! STELIO KONTOS! STELIO! STELIO KONTOS!"
User avatar #62 - deviousalien (07/15/2013) [-]
Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam
#305 - ZeDoodler (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
&quot;In the United States, stand-your-ground law states that a person may justifiably use force in self-defense when there is reasonable belief of an unlawful threat, without an obligation to retreat first.&quot;    
   
The &quot;Stand-your-ground-law&quot; in effect in the United states. It does not matter which way you look at it, the law is the law and for that this man is undoubtedly innocent.    
   
It doesn't matter if you say that the kid had nothing on him, the fact that he was a kid, or why Zimmerman had the gun on him in the first place. The law is the law, and according to the law, Zimmerman had every right to shoot the kid when he felt his life was in danger.    
   
He may have just been a stubborn old man with a superiority complex, he may have agitated the exchange, but there is no law that states the kid had the right to beat the living hell out of him, to the point where the man felt he needed to use a gun. Zimmerman approached him because he looked 						**********					, and the kid responded by beating the crap out of him.   
   
All Martin had to do was walk away. All he had to do was tell himself, &quot;This is just some stubborn old man trying to make a point, and I'm not going to give it to him.&quot; All he had to do was walk away, ignore the wanna-be cop, and go home and enjoy those skittles in his pocket. Instead, he decided to play thug and died like any thug would, by getting shot.    
   
There is a law that protects Zimmerman, but no law that protects the actions of the kid. Regardless of whether or not he's black.
"In the United States, stand-your-ground law states that a person may justifiably use force in self-defense when there is reasonable belief of an unlawful threat, without an obligation to retreat first."

The "Stand-your-ground-law" in effect in the United states. It does not matter which way you look at it, the law is the law and for that this man is undoubtedly innocent.

It doesn't matter if you say that the kid had nothing on him, the fact that he was a kid, or why Zimmerman had the gun on him in the first place. The law is the law, and according to the law, Zimmerman had every right to shoot the kid when he felt his life was in danger.

He may have just been a stubborn old man with a superiority complex, he may have agitated the exchange, but there is no law that states the kid had the right to beat the living hell out of him, to the point where the man felt he needed to use a gun. Zimmerman approached him because he looked ********** , and the kid responded by beating the crap out of him.

All Martin had to do was walk away. All he had to do was tell himself, "This is just some stubborn old man trying to make a point, and I'm not going to give it to him." All he had to do was walk away, ignore the wanna-be cop, and go home and enjoy those skittles in his pocket. Instead, he decided to play thug and died like any thug would, by getting shot.

There is a law that protects Zimmerman, but no law that protects the actions of the kid. Regardless of whether or not he's black.
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