Morbid for the Reds. . Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When communists
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Morbid for the Reds

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children already sleep in - Mitis bedsitter just sits around
and make sure good itit I; then t night, babysitter gets
Batarian and gees to read Mar BIR P. rft read d in because there' s no
electricity (parents didn' t , "l _en. . .
So, she calls parents and %.. lil. tis candles their reem.
Of course, the parents say) it. ' f, Jij' iii; atter has Aili. i. i', iii.. oiiw request. She ask
if she could COVE!‘ up Lenin statue tootsi idiiot. . edwee ‘ 'viii... i. i. with blanket er
Militia find all tradee... . t.. sithi), i... ii' kill them for trying
center Lenin militia arrest parents for nosediving Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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User avatar #4 - levonmazode
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I read this in a russian voice.
#5 to #4 - aflabagargh
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(07/15/2013) [-]
You're not the only one.
#7 to #4 - qpalzmmzlapq
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Could it have nah anything to do with the big hammer and sickle and Soviet theme of the text? ehh... probably not
User avatar #11 to #4 - hankhillofthe
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I read it out loud in a russian voice.

It ups the comedy of it so much.
User avatar #15 to #4 - rubixium
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I think it has a lot to do with the broken grammar
#1 - mrblaze
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(07/14/2013) [-]
What a wonderful twist on an old creepypasta.

10/10 would blow air out of nose again.
#12 - drunkenmonkeydk
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I tell joke.
My mother has two potato.
Is good joke, because no one has two potato.
User avatar #6 - therealtjthemedic
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(07/15/2013) [-]
is true

i am russia
do not cover lenin statue
partisans attack
User avatar #3 - schmettermuschi
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(07/15/2013) [-]
does the lightbulb even try anymore
#8 to #3 - ddylann
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(07/15/2013) [-]
yeah it started off strong then just got tired and said **** it
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmettermuschi
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I especially like how it gets the last sentence right. I can almost hear it talking in a bored voice, mind drifting away:" blah blah blah lenin blah ...uhm, yes, such is life in moscow."
#10 - landartheconqueror
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(07/15/2013) [-]
i really did laugh out loud
#17 to #10 - sanguinesolitude
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#19 - xxthekeexx
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Nikolai just telling the guys an old Russian scary story
User avatar #20 to #19 - wumbido
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(08/12/2013) [-]
i know everyone is fed up with cod, yes they are repetitive and the online community is full of 3rd grade fag-a-munches but i really like the zombies modes and the backstories are fairly interesting.
User avatar #18 - darthblam
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris
User avatar #14 - misterobotunicorn
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. “But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always locked. Don’t even peek in there.” I take key and go to room to sleep.

Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. “By the way who is in that room?” She look at me and begin to tell story.

There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

I tell her I don’t give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #16 to #14 - misterobotunicorn
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Capitalists can lick too." She screams.
Father comes upstairs, takes belt off and beats her. Moral of story is daughters should not yell in house like peasant. House is not Siberian pigsty. I worry daughter will never find good Russian husband.
User avatar #13 - misterobotunicorn
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(07/15/2013) [-]
A comrade should not cover Lenin statue for Bolsheviks will attack with great soviet power.