Anon and his buddy's wacky adventures. 4chin stury tajm böys liss six it up här. So me and my buddy are flying Vegas for a poker by the way my friend is slightl 4Chan
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Anon and his buddy's wacky adventures

 
Anon and his buddy's wacky adventures. 4chin stury tajm böys liss six it up här. So me and my buddy are flying Vegas for a poker by the way my friend is slightl

4chin stury tajm böys liss six it up här

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So me and my buddy are flying Vegas for a poker
by the way my friend is slightly nuts in a
good way. He decides go in the bathroom and and
slap it until he has a complete hard on right before
the TSA pat drawn. It was dawn cne leg and his
unders kept it w his thigh SD it wasen' t pitching a
tent... it was a "stealth boner" he called it, The
gentleman patting him down did the same "slide up
the thigh" move we saw in this .... and to his
utter dismay he had a handful of hard madjunk. He
asked him what is this with a suspicious tone, my
buddy replied "my dick" The agent asked "sir, why
would you have an erection in an airport ata
security checkpoint?" Without skipping a beat he
replied. ' I love a man in uniform and you rub me so
firmly, yet gently" The horror on the TSA agents face
was priceless... he was 3 shades of red and promptly
cleared my friend and moved en. It was nice to see
the man that rubs crutches all day, putting people in
uncomfortable situations repeatedly, having the
tables turned on him. He was the one blushing while
crawling out cf his skin instead ofthe passenger
getting his nuts fondled."
Jesus Christ, my sides.
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User avatar #9 - maggotarms (07/15/2013) [-]
at the end of the day, id rather feel uncomfortable for 10 seconds than get flown into flown into world trade centres
User avatar #19 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/15/2013) [-]
good thing the World Trade Center is gone then isn't it, we really wouldn't want you to get flown into them now would we.
#22 to #9 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
good thing it's gone
#13 to #9 - fbiagent (07/15/2013) [-]
**** you.

yeah yeah yeah, red thumbs. cool story.
#12 to #9 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
I know, I feel the same way about getting flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into flown into world trade centres.
#20 - profkitty (07/15/2013) [-]
I will just leave this here...
#17 - firesky (07/15/2013) [-]
I feel a little sorry for the guy.
I mean, who would volunteer to fondle man junk all day if he hadn't to.

Except Urologists and OP.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tikledpikle (07/15/2013) [-]
i don't think it's a "volunteered" duty, more like a "voluntold" thing. or he was just a total ass and no one liked him
#10 - radtroll (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to the US in a month and this totally inspired me!
#8 - jinxbomb (07/15/2013) [-]
and remember, when at the airport there is a simple procedure for this: grind and moan people, grind and moan.
#1 - jacksipian (07/15/2013) [-]
mfw reading this
mfw reading this
User avatar #2 to #1 - dragonicangel (07/15/2013) [-]
Where is this from?
User avatar #3 to #2 - millymaded (07/15/2013) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Or the English Dubbed title Higurashi When They Cry
User avatar #4 to #3 - dragonicangel (07/15/2013) [-]
Thanks
#5 to #2 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni

I'm not completely sure this is the right spelling but if you search this on youtube something should pop up, if not a spell checker
#6 to #1 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
why is your face bloody from reading this?
why is your face bloody from reading this?
User avatar #7 to #6 - jacksipian (07/15/2013) [-]
i never said what i was doing at the time of reading... and i refuse to incriminate myself in any way.
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#16 - fingernails (07/15/2013) [-]
I read the last sentence first
I read the last sentence first
User avatar #15 - slugnugget (07/15/2013) [-]
Shame. Dude was just doing his job.
User avatar #14 - priestoftheoldones (07/15/2013) [-]
I've never flown before, but when I do, I will do this.
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