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Who eats food to satisfy hunger

What Is the primary reasen van tattered feed?
C) our advertisement
C) Coupons pr deserunt
C) Recommendation Hem a friend pr family member
C) Team member
C) Previous positive experience
C) Item in display case leaked appetizing
G) Other; please spetfer: lures . I
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#1 - phudgepacker (07/14/2013) [-]
Hahaha!! The irony here is that being hungry should be one of the main options. Nice post OP!!,!
#2 to #1 - phanact (07/14/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
i thought you was kill???
User avatar #4 to #2 - tojimajia ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
aren't you dead?
I mean dying is pretty bad, but lying is much worse. It seems our dear DJ 4DM1N is as much a lying (insert animal here) as I imagined he was.
I'd be mad were I you, unless of course the rumors of you and him being one and the same are true.
User avatar #5 to #4 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
See, what happened was I was walking out to the store to get some milk. I was crossing a busy intersection, and it said to go, on the walk thing you know, by the traffic light. So I went over there, crossing the street, and some faggot trying to make a right turn on red didn't see me. He hit me at about 12 miles per hour, and broke all three of my legs and killed me. Next thing I know, I see a holy light coming down at my from the doctor working on my legs, hearing the heart monitor. A few hours later I was released from the hospital after they glued my legs back on with a deep orange sealant. As I was walking out of the hospital, I was only a few blocks from home. I went to cross the street again, and this time a car hit me trying to make an illegal left turn. I wasn't hurt so I just yelled obscenties at the guy as I continued on my way home. I got into my apartment building and I couldn't make my way up the stairs so I had a neighbor help me. As I got home, I started looking at some gay midget bondage porn, jacking my dick off, you know, like any other funnyjunker would do, as I waited for my legs to heal. Then I came, and I ejaculated so hard that it took out both of my eyes. Blood and semen was everywhere. I called 9/11 and had the ambulance come get me out of my own pool of blood, saliva and semen. I knocked out, and died again on the way to the hospital. The next thing I know, 2pac is standing over me with both my legs in casts as well as my dick. Huge ass cast on my dick, looked like I had a 4th leg or some crazy **** . Two weeks later I was released from the hospital and here I am
User avatar #6 to #5 - tehbestever (07/15/2013) [-]
"I WAS GONNA GET SOME MILK"

ARE YOU SURE PHANACT

ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE GONNA GET MILK

CAUSE CARS DON'T JUST CRASH INTO PEOPLE BECAUSE MILK
User avatar #7 to #6 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
***** would I make this **** up
User avatar #51 to #7 - jbabco (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#59 to #7 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, since this was funny, and you aren't dead,I am indeed happy.
However it made me sad to think that you died, and I was sad an entire day.
Therefore, you are not just a normal faggot. No, you are an advanced faggot now.

tl;dr: **** you Phanact, you glorious asshole.
#25 to #5 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
That's an interesting story, phanact.

But can it run Crysis?
#26 to #5 - optimussum (07/15/2013) [-]
So what actually happened?
User avatar #27 to #26 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
#5 to #4 - phanact (7 minutes ago) [-]
See, what happened was I was walking out to the store to get some milk. I was crossing a busy intersection, and it said to go, on the walk thing you know, by the traffic light. So I went over there, crossing the street, and some faggot trying to make a right turn on red didn't see me. He hit me at about 12 miles per hour, and broke all three of my legs and killed me. Next thing I know, I see a holy light coming down at my from the doctor working on my legs, hearing the heart monitor. A few hours later I was released from the hospital after they glued my legs back on with a deep orange sealant. As I was walking out of the hospital, I was only a few blocks from home. I went to cross the street again, and this time a car hit me trying to make an illegal left turn. I wasn't hurt so I just yelled obscenties at the guy as I continued on my way home. I got into my apartment building and I couldn't make my way up the stairs so I had a neighbor help me. As I got home, I started looking at some gay midget bondage porn, jacking my dick off, you know, like any other funnyjunker would do, as I waited for my legs to heal. Then I came, and I ejaculated so hard that it took out both of my eyes. Blood and semen was everywhere. I called 9/11 and had the ambulance come get me out of my own pool of blood, saliva and semen. I knocked out, and died again on the way to the hospital. The next thing I know, 2pac is standing over me with both my legs in casts as well as my dick. Huge ass cast on my dick, looked like I had a 4th leg or some crazy **** . Two weeks later I was released from the hospital and here I am
#29 to #27 - optimussum (07/15/2013) [-]
But what ACTUALLY happened?
User avatar #30 to #29 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
#27 to #26 - miscarriage ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
#5 to #4 - phanact (7 minutes ago) [-]
See, what happened was I was walking out to the store to get some milk. I was crossing a busy intersection, and it said to go, on the walk thing you know, by the traffic light. So I went over there, crossing the street, and some faggot trying to make a right turn on red didn't see me. He hit me at about 12 miles per hour, and broke all three of my legs and killed me. Next thing I know, I see a holy light coming down at my from the doctor working on my legs, hearing the heart monitor. A few hours later I was released from the hospital after they glued my legs back on with a deep orange sealant. As I was walking out of the hospital, I was only a few blocks from home. I went to cross the street again, and this time a car hit me trying to make an illegal left turn. I wasn't hurt so I just yelled obscenties at the guy as I continued on my way home. I got into my apartment building and I couldn't make my way up the stairs so I had a neighbor help me. As I got home, I started looking at some gay midget bondage porn, jacking my dick off, you know, like any other funnyjunker would do, as I waited for my legs to heal. Then I came, and I ejaculated so hard that it took out both of my eyes. Blood and semen was everywhere. I called 9/11 and had the ambulance come get me out of my own pool of blood, saliva and semen. I knocked out, and died again on the way to the hospital. The next thing I know, 2pac is standing over me with both my legs in casts as well as my dick. Huge ass cast on my dick, looked like I had a 4th leg or some crazy **** . Two weeks later I was released from the hospital and here I am
#32 to #30 - optimussum (07/15/2013) [-]
But what ACTUALLY happened?
User avatar #35 to #32 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
Okay, i was going to copy and paste it again, but upside down

but it wouldn't let me

let's just say he's a fag
User avatar #36 to #35 - optimussum (07/15/2013) [-]
ǝsuǝs ǝɹoɯ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ 'ɥO
#33 to #32 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #30 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #28 to #27 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #62 to #61 - rokkarokkaali (07/15/2013) [-]
close enough
User avatar #40 to #5 - sorenlolz (07/15/2013) [-]
I think it happened differently. You were going to the store to get some Skittles and Ice Tea. You were on your way back when you see someone following you. You look back and see DJ 4DM1N behind you. So you try to rape him. Then DJ 4DM1N pulled out a gun and shot you.
User avatar #15 to #5 - ultrablue (07/15/2013) [-]
0/10

You don't live in an apartment
User avatar #16 to #15 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
im gonna come over to your house
and beat you with my lightsabers

I KNOW WHERE you LIVE
User avatar #18 to #16 - glad (07/15/2013) [-]
fite me, feggit
User avatar #10 to #5 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
Are your lightsabers okay?

that's all I'm really worried about.
User avatar #12 to #10 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
The poor lightsabers
User avatar #17 to #12 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
ono

r they upside down pepsi?
User avatar #19 to #17 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
ya know
i didnt get that
until today
i was looking at a pepsi can
and i turned it upside down
and i go to my dad
and im like
oh my god
User avatar #22 to #19 - miscarriage (07/15/2013) [-]
Lel
wow

good job

Why to your dad?

Was he the missing link to why you didn't get it?
User avatar #24 to #22 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
nah we were eating kabob
#45 to #5 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
what happened to your milk?
User avatar #39 to #5 - threadz (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm saddened by your multiple passings. When are the funerals?
User avatar #11 to #5 - viktordiaz (07/15/2013) [-]
>deep orange sealant

what are the odds
#9 to #5 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
damn assassins failing
i'mma need a refund
#37 to #5 - swaginthebag (07/15/2013) [-]
This particular picture has touched my penis in many different ways. I tried to contain myself but the pleasure become too much so I released everything I had into an euphoric orgasm. This said orgasm was so powerful that the very force of it tore open the very foundations of spacetime and opened a rift in which I fell into. I fell for 40 days, 6 hours, 43 minutes, 34 seconds and 67 milliseconds. During that time frame, my surroundings became ethereal. A lion screams bloody murder while he watches his beloved wife being tortured by forcing her to watch daytime television. A female donut gives birth to a litter of danishes while her husband (who also is a donut) looks at her disapprovingly. The sky turns negative and it rains macadamia flavored gumdrops. The children stand under this rain eagerly awaiting to fill their taste buds. Every time a gumdrop lands on skin, the children slowly turn into bubbles while their parents eagerly pop these bubble. I try to warn the children but a cacophony of seal noises comes out each time I open my mouth. I finally land on the bottom. I look before me, there stands God and his blinding radiance. I ask him " What is the meaning of everything?" And he moves next to my right ear and whispers "Green". He releases a haughty laugh and spirals out of existence. I awoke in my bed, holding the meaning of God in my left hand and the truth about oranges in my right.
#38 to #37 - phtholognyrrh (07/15/2013) [-]
11/lemon, would yes i can.
11/lemon, would yes i can.
User avatar #14 to #5 - glad (07/15/2013) [-]
But what about the children?
User avatar #8 to #5 - notandytags (07/15/2013) [-]
o
User avatar #41 to #5 - Gonnafly (07/15/2013) [-]
Should have stolen the milk.
User avatar #20 to #5 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Link to the midget porn?
User avatar #75 to #5 - twi (12/15/2013) [-]
are you some sort of moderator now? I see some posts you reply to are stickied and some of your own posts are stickied. on top of that, the other day you were telling people not to spam jokes in comments AND you have a new type of coloured text. did DJ 4DM1N promote you?
#53 to #5 - fourthusername (07/15/2013) [-]
are you some sort of moderator now? I see some posts you reply to are stickied and some of your own posts are stickied. on top of that, the other day you were telling people not to spam jokes in comments AND you have a new type of coloured text. did DJ 4DM1N promote you?
#55 to #53 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
Suck enough dick from DJ 4DM1N, and he'll give you a colored user name, colored text, and sticky privileges too.
#73 to #55 - LightYagamiXD (07/18/2013) [-]
It was that easy all along?
User avatar #67 to #53 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
You can sticky on your own content and profile
User avatar #68 to #67 - EddFitzpatrick (07/16/2013) [-]
Prove you aren't DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #69 to #68 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
How can I prove I'm not DJ 4DM1N?
User avatar #71 to #70 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
But I'd get banned
User avatar #72 to #71 - EddFitzpatrick (07/16/2013) [-]
not if you post it in **** ;D
User avatar #52 to #5 - localcatbarber (07/15/2013) [-]
After "walking out to the store" I was expecting a Zimmerman joke, possibly with DJ 4DM1N replacing Zimmerman.
#42 to #5 - johrny (07/15/2013) [-]
I 			******		 told you, that he isnt dead
I ****** told you, that he isnt dead
#46 to #1 - teseus (07/15/2013) [-]
this is exactly how I see you right now
User avatar #44 - carnagejc (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh man, lightbulb never fails to crack me up
User avatar #43 - catassassin ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Wow 41 comments and they're all in the same thread... Well, not anymore!
#57 - Brodyjguy (07/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
Something tells me I've been doing it wrong....
#66 - tkuja (07/15/2013) [-]
bane of hips
User avatar #56 - slugnugget (07/15/2013) [-]
" To eat it "
#50 - playercz (07/15/2013) [-]
What Is the primary reasen van tattered feed?
C) our advertisement
C) Coupons pr deserunt
C) Recommendation Hem a friend pr family member
C) Team member
C) Previous positive experience
C) Item in display case leaked appetizing
G) Other; please spetfer: lures . I


so close


#65 to #50 - jdbbx (07/15/2013) [-]
It sounds like the lightbulb had a stroke in the middle of the first sentence
#49 - fordun (07/15/2013) [-]
This man is a time lord...He WAS hungry. Now he is not.
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