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Who eats food to satisfy hunger

What Is the primary reasen van tattered feed?
C) our advertisement
C) Coupons pr deserunt
C) Recommendation Hem a friend pr family member
C) Team member
C) Previous positive experience
C) Item in display case leaked appetizing
G) Other; please spetfer: lures . I
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Submitted: 07/14/2013
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#1 - phudgepacker (07/14/2013) [+] (58 replies)
Hahaha!! The irony here is that being hungry should be one of the main options. Nice post OP!!,!
User avatar #5 to #4 - phanact (07/15/2013) [-]
See, what happened was I was walking out to the store to get some milk. I was crossing a busy intersection, and it said to go, on the walk thing you know, by the traffic light. So I went over there, crossing the street, and some faggot trying to make a right turn on red didn't see me. He hit me at about 12 miles per hour, and broke all three of my legs and killed me. Next thing I know, I see a holy light coming down at my from the doctor working on my legs, hearing the heart monitor. A few hours later I was released from the hospital after they glued my legs back on with a deep orange sealant. As I was walking out of the hospital, I was only a few blocks from home. I went to cross the street again, and this time a car hit me trying to make an illegal left turn. I wasn't hurt so I just yelled obscenties at the guy as I continued on my way home. I got into my apartment building and I couldn't make my way up the stairs so I had a neighbor help me. As I got home, I started looking at some gay midget bondage porn, jacking my dick off, you know, like any other funnyjunker would do, as I waited for my legs to heal. Then I came, and I ejaculated so hard that it took out both of my eyes. Blood and semen was everywhere. I called 9/11 and had the ambulance come get me out of my own pool of blood, saliva and semen. I knocked out, and died again on the way to the hospital. The next thing I know, 2pac is standing over me with both my legs in casts as well as my dick. Huge ass cast on my dick, looked like I had a 4th leg or some crazy **** . Two weeks later I was released from the hospital and here I am
User avatar #44 - carnagejc (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh man, lightbulb never fails to crack me up
User avatar #43 - catassassin (07/15/2013) [-]
Wow 41 comments and they're all in the same thread... Well, not anymore!
#57 - Brodyjguy (07/15/2013) [-]
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#66 - tkuja (07/15/2013) [-]
bane of hips
User avatar #56 - slugnugget (07/15/2013) [-]
" To eat it "
#50 - playercz (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What Is the primary reasen van tattered feed?
C) our advertisement
C) Coupons pr deserunt
C) Recommendation Hem a friend pr family member
C) Team member
C) Previous positive experience
C) Item in display case leaked appetizing
G) Other; please spetfer: lures . I


so close


#65 to #50 - jdbbx (07/15/2013) [-]
It sounds like the lightbulb had a stroke in the middle of the first sentence
#49 - fordun (07/15/2013) [-]
This man is a time lord...He WAS hungry. Now he is not.
#48 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
Something tells me I've been doing it wrong....
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