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Churchill was a boss

MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you ti) 1 asleep while Trn speaking?"
Churchill: "No, ids purely voluntary,"
Woman: "You' re drunk. And what' s more,
you' re disgustingly drunk."
Churchill: "You' re ugly. And what' s more,
you' re disgustingly ugly. But when I wake up,
I' ll be sober, and you' ll still be ugly."
Lady Astor: "If I was your wife, sir,
I would poison your coffee."
i Winston Churchill: "If I was your
husband, I would drink it."
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User avatar #1 - listerthepessimist (07/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My fave from churchill:

dude in the can - "At Eaton they taught us to wash our hands after visiting the lavatory"

Churchill - "At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands"
#13 - themexicanpwner (07/15/2013) [+] (37 replies)
For the record, she said she'd poison his Tea, not coffee. Churchill would not disgrace the queens nation by drinking that brown-traitor-fluid
#4 - realistic (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#15 - tkfourtwoone (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You're forgetting possibly his most important quote. Why? Because he's damn right.

Also: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter"
#32 - josieabby (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #6 - thecomkiller (07/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
greatest national leader ever
#8 to #6 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
well, history puts a bit too much of a positive spin on him. what they don't tell you is that he was notoriously bloodthirsty, even going so far as to attempt to provoke war with Russia before WWII ended. in wartime, yes, an excellent leader, but in peacetime, not exactly the guy you want running your country.
User avatar #26 - benevolentpsycho (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
His last words were "I'm bored with it all"

He died with style
#3 - foxbreath (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Churchill could have just sassed the Luftwaffe into defeat
#45 - herculesjr (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when I read"If I was your husband , I would drink it" I was like dude, I need to come up with 						****					 like this so I dont get bullied and 						****
when I read"If I was your husband , I would drink it" I was like dude, I need to come up with **** like this so I dont get bullied and ****
User avatar #17 - picamix (07/15/2013) [-]
oh look someone made a death threat and dint get sent to prison for 8 years
#10 - legrandefromage (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure about the first one, but the second two were actually to the same woman
#56 - savillicious (07/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why are people praising Winston Churchill as a hero?

He was a pure cunt
#98 to #56 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
"Pure cunt"
Says the Irish man.

You make me laugh.
#57 - unholyjebus (07/15/2013) [-]
Upon being told that a backbench MP had been caught by the press performing indecent acts with a guardsman in St James' Park during one of the coldest February nights in 30 years, he said "Makes you proud to be British doesn't it?"

Not an insult but still pretty cool
#106 - levchenko (07/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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Makes you wonder why he was taken out of power after World War 2?
User avatar #110 to #109 - BenniEGHR ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
he led a country to victory, He was a brilliant wartime leader, but not a peacetime leader. There was a majority vote amongst leaders to surrender to the germans, but Churchill refused to do so, he demanded a fight on and we won.
#99 - secretautobot ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
"well you're a fat bitch"
#21 - anon (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... Late in the war, Yugoslavia's Communist Partisans complained about the rapes and looting committed by the Soviet Army while traversing their country. Milovan Djilas later recalled Joseph Stalin's response:


"Does Djilas, who is himself a writer, not know what human suffering and the human heart are? Can't he understand it if a soldier who has crossed thousands of kilometers through blood and fire and death has fun with a woman or takes some trifle?"


Our fav leaders. Stalin is still a hero in russia.
User avatar #34 to #21 - Utkezabanje (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes, and a famous quote from Tito to Stalin: " **** off."
#49 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Hilarious how this turned into a debate between rats desperate to try and outshine one another... truth is. you know dick about churchill. Quit trying to impress each other over the internet.
User avatar #40 - Dap (07/15/2013) [-]
True wit and cleverness always comes from great men.
User avatar #38 - sadisticsalmon (07/15/2013) [-]
Actaully the "woman" was also Lady Astor
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