Games companies, please read this…. Games companies, please read this… for more. 9lols
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#8 - ballisticmistype
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(07/14/2013) [-]
#30 to #8 - andrewolfzoom
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(07/14/2013) [-]
to fund this someone would have to go around and ask someone to make the game
#36 to #8 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
not only is this a repost but this comment was there the last time this was posted.
#57 to #36 - manicekman
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I am happy to see that other people remember this.
#67 to #57 - ballisticmistype
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah we decided that instead of reposting just the pic, we'll try to recreate the entire post, including comments.
#121 to #8 - zeldapronmaster
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(07/15/2013) [-]
PLAY THE MULTIPLAYER
#247 to #121 - folkflunky
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(07/15/2013) [-]
The other day I saw a picture that said "Condemned 2: Cumshot". First thing I though seeing this was "Where the **** is the cum?". What has the internet done to me.
#257 to #121 - assrumps
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Cumdemned 2: Glory Hole
#132 to #8 - akkere
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Too much risk in terms of funding of development vs. profit potential.

Potential is immediately reduced when exclusive hardware is brought in, such as the Oculus Rift and pulse-reader.
Pulse-reader has to be cut out because it's just plain unnecessary and lots of players won't get scared in a multiplayer game (see: Slenderman gamemode of Garry's Mod)
They also can't use a lot of "villain archtypes" without making extreme differences to avoid copyright infringement, which cuts into players' expectation of it being just like the classic villains, which in turn cuts into more profit potential.

Overall, a large majority of the mechanics listed in this post wouldn't be included because they either wouldn't be effective in actuality, or just fall apart when placed under scrutiny. The base idea of having a multiplayer game involving survival of different categories is a good one, but there's a lot that has to be developed like complex maps that allow for each of those monsters to have a good chance. Hence why you can't just "fund this".

Tl;Dr - This post, when placed under scrutiny, is reduced to ashes.
#225 to #132 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(07/15/2013) [-]
This sketch metaphorically describes how your post made me feel...
#273 to #225 - akkere
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(07/15/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, the base idea isn't implausible at all, it's just it can't exist the way this post unrealistically perceives it to be.
It would require a lot of work, a team of very dedicated, very well-minded developers, and quite a bit of funding.
It could even be produced as something better than what the post comes up with, even.
#39 - alekksandar
Reply +276
(07/14/2013) [-]
U FAGOT I FUKED UR MOM TONITE

IL WREK U IF I EVER SEE U IRL UR DEAD KID
#98 to #39 - ileikpancakes
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard at that
#82 to #39 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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(07/15/2013) [-]
What was that? better go check it out.
#32 - neznanc **User deleted account**
Reply +76
(07/14/2013) [-]
This already exists, except there is just one type of monster...
#137 to #32 - yeezus
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(07/15/2013) [-]
oh **** is that what it is?
#170 to #32 - anon
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(07/15/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. That's a stalker game, however there is a **** lord ton of differences like the fact that the hidden isn't in third person, all he has is a knife, there's only one way to toy with people, and it does in fact have one monster. good game, but it's not what this guys talking about.
#92 to #32 - jbabco
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Someone should make a mod for it so it matches the aspects of the content.
#229 to #92 - SwiftNinja
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(07/15/2013) [-]
The game itself is a mod so no
#4 - myturntoevil
Reply +57
(07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like a ******* plan ma man
Sounds like a ******* plan ma man
#5 - akho
Reply +43
(07/14/2013) [-]
What if...

You are playing while your gf is giving you a blowjob

And you are hiding really really well, enemies all around, and bitch just deep throats those 5 inches of power and your pulse meter runs off charts.

Needless to say you fail the mission as every monster in the entire ******* server is on to you.

Inb4 "false. you don't have a gf"
#10 to #5 - tomthehippie
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(07/14/2013) [-]
five inches of power....

I feel sorry for you son.

I got 99 problems...

but a small dick aint one
#101 to #10 - kevinator
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Another reputable source claims that the relaxed (flaccid, non-tumescent) human penis has an average length of only 4 inches (10 cm) and a diameter of 1.25 inches (3.2 cm) (which would result in a circumference of roughly 3.9 inches (9.9 cm) while fully erect ones have an average length of 6 inches (15 cm) and a diameter of 1.5 inches (3.8 cm), resulting in an erect circumference of 4.71 inches (12.0 cm).[8]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

technically, 5 inch is just an inch off the average.
#190 to #101 - tomthehippie
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(07/15/2013) [-]
damn... was that really that ****** of a joke?
#253 to #190 - anon
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#110 to #101 - tomthehippie
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Oh boo hoo, ruin my joke why don't you?
#31 to #10 - rprzombie
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(07/14/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I laughed soooooooooo hard.

Red thumbs be damned, you're my hero.
#42 to #31 - tomthehippie
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I'll go down with the red thumbs.
#9 to #5 - createdjustnow
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(07/14/2013) [-]
who plays games while gettign a bj. that's just insensitive
#11 to #9 - radtroll
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(07/14/2013) [-]
so why the **** do you think guys like "gamer girls"?
#73 to #11 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I like girls who enjoy playing games with me. Regardless of if its a simple game like White Noise/Slender or a AAA competitive game like BF or TitanFall.
#111 to #11 - createdjustnow
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(07/15/2013) [-]
i like girls that can beet me in a game. cause then i have a great challenge
#16 to #9 - symmiie ONLINE
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(07/14/2013) [-]
It's actually awesome if the girl suggests it.
#219 to #9 - redstag
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I've done it.
#220 to #219 - redstag
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**** have had it done to me. But she got pissed when told the guys i was playing with that she was.
#25 - tora
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like Cabin in the Woods
#14 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I'm already making something similar to this.
#106 to #14 - anon
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(07/15/2013) [-]
i despise the fact that everyone assums you are using a kickstarter

good luck on your project
#90 to #14 - ugottanked
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(07/15/2013) [-]
kickstarter im guessing?
#95 to #14 - goldenslumbers
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(07/15/2013) [-]
If i had the funds i would help you out. but i don't :c.
#149 to #14 - scooterpony
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(07/15/2013) [-]
You people are insane. Some random guy says he's going to make an INCREDIBLY ambitious game and you all start clamoring to give him money? Alright.
#192 to #14 - biggydy
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I will subscribe to you, and if you don't show any progress, i'm going to find your house, tie you up, rape everything you love while you're watching, and then cut your balls off and make you eat them. Or i'll just cry because nobody is making this game.
#194 to #192 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Well, that all is actually my fetish, so I'd be fine with that. But don't worry, you will see some progress in about a month or so, if all goes well. But only if you promise to do all that to me anyways.
#270 to #194 - biggydy
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Alright, finish the game and we'll see about it...
#197 to #14 - mrtowelman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I already just want to throw money at you.
#49 to #14 - Neodude
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(07/14/2013) [-]
What are you building it in, or are you creating from scratch?
#276 to #49 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
CryEngine 3.
I'm kinda worried about making it in CryEngine 3, but that's all we can do right now.
#282 to #276 - Neodude
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(07/16/2013) [-]
IS this a school based project or free group?
#283 to #282 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Not a school based project. We just formed a group after we all found out that we really really want to make a video game.
#285 to #283 - Neodude
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(07/17/2013) [-]
So, I'll shoot that you are mainly semi-literate with code(understand the very basics) Have you tried using Unity? It's completely free and really easy to fool around in, also, the forums set up for it are immensley helpful.
#286 to #285 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I got a mate who is doing the coding, not me.
#287 to #286 - Neodude
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Ah, okay
#71 to #14 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I would totally love to help, but i don't know you.
#37 to #14 - irokk
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Cough it up, wheres the kickstarter.
Cough it up, wheres the kickstarter.
#46 to #14 - resbiansrock
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I DON'T APPROVE OF YOU USERNAME, BUT I APPROVE OF YOUR IDEA, NOW GIVE ME THE KICKSTARTER PAGE!
#22 to #14 - rakaka
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(07/14/2013) [-]
cool, kickstarter page?
#168 to #22 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Haha, i want the game to be a bit more done before i do anything like that. And i can't do kickstarter anyways. That's only for USA and UK, as far as i know. But I'm really, really happy that you people enjoy the idea. Makes me want to do this even more!
#193 to #168 - anon
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(07/15/2013) [-]
kickstarter can be use by anyone,anywhere
#195 to #193 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/15/2013) [-]
But on the site they say that it's only for USA and UK. I was thinking of using indiegogo.
#196 to #195 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account**
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(07/15/2013) [-]
If i use anything at all. I'd prefer to get the game done with the money i have right now. Which is about... hold on... welp.. i got 20 euros.
#242 to #195 - drillur
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Indiegogo, from its name alone, sounds way better than Kickstarter, especially for gaming.
#56 - Shadwstryker
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(07/14/2013) [-]
MFW I put the pulse reader on my dick and my stalker will never know.

I really need to get out more.
#60 to #56 - ireallydontpostcp
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(07/15/2013) [-]
somebody got top comment last time this was posted.
#213 - winsauceiswin
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(07/15/2013) [-]
half this thread's face when
half this thread's face when
#218 to #213 - appleboom
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(07/15/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#235 to #218 - buntcreaker
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(07/15/2013) [-]
The princess bride I think
#271 to #235 - appleboom
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Dang, and I seen that so many times.
#96 - daboomee
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(07/15/2013) [-]
A cool monster I'd like to see would be The thing. You could start out as the creature and infect other players and disguise yourself as them.