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What if there was a
Where you get to pick from a
variety of monster archetypes
and stalk other players in third
White the other players are
restricted to a first person view,
preferably using an Oculus Rift.
The players have no idea what
monster they are facing, and can
be toyed with in various ways.
One monster might be able to
project its image onto various
objects, or make flashlights stop
working for a few seconds.
Another might be able to capture
sections of the players anygame
voice chat and play it back to
them, luring them closer.
Stalkers preferring a more direct
approach might choose a
monster that could decapitate
their victims, leaving a trail of
blood or a head to find.
The hunted could wear a pulse
reader. This would play a
heartbeat noise that the Stalker
could hear if they were close. A
faster pulse noise would let the
Stalker know if the player is
really scared or not.
The hunted players would need
to use teamwork and play smart
to try and win. They might need
to find an artifact to destroy a
magical or ghostly monster,
while other monsters might die
the old fashioned way.
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#39 - alekksandar (07/14/2013) [-]

#98 to #39 - ileikpancakes (07/15/2013) [-]
I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard at that
#82 to #39 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
What was that? better go check it out.
#8 - ballisticmistype ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #8 - andrewolfzoom (07/14/2013) [-]
to fund this someone would have to go around and ask someone to make the game
#121 to #8 - zeldapronmaster (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #247 to #121 - folkflunky (07/15/2013) [-]
The other day I saw a picture that said "Condemned 2: Cumshot". First thing I though seeing this was "Where the **** is the cum?". What has the internet done to me.
#257 to #121 - assrumps ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Cumdemned 2: Glory Hole
User avatar #132 to #8 - akkere (07/15/2013) [-]
Too much risk in terms of funding of development vs. profit potential.

Potential is immediately reduced when exclusive hardware is brought in, such as the Oculus Rift and pulse-reader.
Pulse-reader has to be cut out because it's just plain unnecessary and lots of players won't get scared in a multiplayer game (see: Slenderman gamemode of Garry's Mod)
They also can't use a lot of "villain archtypes" without making extreme differences to avoid copyright infringement, which cuts into players' expectation of it being just like the classic villains, which in turn cuts into more profit potential.

Overall, a large majority of the mechanics listed in this post wouldn't be included because they either wouldn't be effective in actuality, or just fall apart when placed under scrutiny. The base idea of having a multiplayer game involving survival of different categories is a good one, but there's a lot that has to be developed like complex maps that allow for each of those monsters to have a good chance. Hence why you can't just "fund this".

Tl;Dr - This post, when placed under scrutiny, is reduced to ashes.
#225 to #132 - funnyfuuuuuu (07/15/2013) [-]
This sketch metaphorically describes how your post made me feel...
User avatar #273 to #225 - akkere (07/15/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, the base idea isn't implausible at all, it's just it can't exist the way this post unrealistically perceives it to be.
It would require a lot of work, a team of very dedicated, very well-minded developers, and quite a bit of funding.
It could even be produced as something better than what the post comes up with, even.
#36 to #8 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
not only is this a repost but this comment was there the last time this was posted.
User avatar #57 to #36 - manicekman (07/14/2013) [-]
I am happy to see that other people remember this.
#67 to #57 - ballisticmistype ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah we decided that instead of reposting just the pic, we'll try to recreate the entire post, including comments.
#213 - winsauceiswin (07/15/2013) [-]
half this thread's face when
half this thread's face when
User avatar #218 to #213 - appleboom (07/15/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#235 to #218 - buntcreaker (07/15/2013) [-]
The princess bride I think
User avatar #271 to #235 - appleboom (07/15/2013) [-]
Dang, and I seen that so many times.
#4 - myturntoevil (07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like a 			*******		 plan ma man
Sounds like a ******* plan ma man
#233 - katinka (07/15/2013) [-]
reposting my comment on the repost
reposting my comment on the repost
#236 to #233 - dashattack (07/15/2013) [-]
what movie/show is this from... I must know!  it looks beautiful!
what movie/show is this from... I must know! it looks beautiful!
User avatar #237 to #236 - katinka (07/15/2013) [-]
it's Cabin in the woods. watch it 7/10 because it could have been greater
#238 to #237 - dashattack (07/15/2013) [-]
honestly i just want to see all the monsters be released and wreck **** .
User avatar #239 to #238 - katinka (07/15/2013) [-]
it happens towards the end of the movie, and until then it looks like a boring, typical teenagers scary movie. it has a good twist but no moar spoilers for you!
User avatar #243 to #239 - dashattack (07/15/2013) [-]
its okay, i went to youtube and watched the scene. best.... five minutes... ever! Best part was the ******* unicorn! I ******* LOST IT! XD
User avatar #244 to #243 - katinka (07/15/2013) [-]
******* unicorns man. not what you'd expect
#96 - daboomee (07/15/2013) [-]
A cool monster I'd like to see would be The thing. You could start out as the creature and infect other players and disguise yourself as them.
#32 - neznanc **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
This already exists, except there is just one type of monster...
User avatar #137 to #32 - yeezus (07/15/2013) [-]
oh **** is that what it is?
#170 to #32 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. That's a stalker game, however there is a **** lord ton of differences like the fact that the hidden isn't in third person, all he has is a knife, there's only one way to toy with people, and it does in fact have one monster. good game, but it's not what this guys talking about.
User avatar #92 to #32 - jbabco ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Someone should make a mod for it so it matches the aspects of the content.
User avatar #229 to #92 - SwiftNinja (07/15/2013) [-]
The game itself is a mod so no
#6 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
that good sir would be an awesome game
#25 - tora (07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like Cabin in the Woods
#56 - Shadwstryker (07/14/2013) [-]
MFW I put the pulse reader on my dick and my stalker will never know.

I really need to get out more.
User avatar #60 to #56 - ireallydontpostcp (07/15/2013) [-]
somebody got top comment last time this was posted.
#5 - akho (07/14/2013) [-]
What if...

You are playing while your gf is giving you a blowjob

And you are hiding really really well, enemies all around, and bitch just deep throats those 5 inches of power and your pulse meter runs off charts.

Needless to say you fail the mission as every monster in the entire ******* server is on to you.

Inb4 "false. you don't have a gf"
#10 to #5 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
five inches of power....

I feel sorry for you son.

I got 99 problems...

but a small dick aint one
#101 to #10 - kevinator (07/15/2013) [-]
Another reputable source claims that the relaxed (flaccid, non-tumescent) human penis has an average length of only 4 inches (10 cm) and a diameter of 1.25 inches (3.2 cm) (which would result in a circumference of roughly 3.9 inches (9.9 cm) while fully erect ones have an average length of 6 inches (15 cm) and a diameter of 1.5 inches (3.8 cm), resulting in an erect circumference of 4.71 inches (12.0 cm).[8]

technically, 5 inch is just an inch off the average.
#190 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
damn... was that really that ****** of a joke?
#253 to #190 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
#110 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh boo hoo, ruin my joke why don't you?
#31 to #10 - rprzombie (07/14/2013) [-]
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I laughed soooooooooo hard.

Red thumbs be damned, you're my hero.
#42 to #31 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll go down with the red thumbs.
User avatar #9 to #5 - createdjustnow (07/14/2013) [-]
who plays games while gettign a bj. that's just insensitive
#11 to #9 - radtroll (07/14/2013) [-]
so why the **** do you think guys like "gamer girls"?
User avatar #111 to #11 - createdjustnow (07/15/2013) [-]
i like girls that can beet me in a game. cause then i have a great challenge
User avatar #73 to #11 - thedarkestrogue (07/15/2013) [-]
I like girls who enjoy playing games with me. Regardless of if its a simple game like White Noise/Slender or a AAA competitive game like BF or TitanFall.
User avatar #16 to #9 - symmiie ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
It's actually awesome if the girl suggests it.
User avatar #219 to #9 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
I've done it.
User avatar #220 to #219 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
**** have had it done to me. But she got pissed when told the guys i was playing with that she was.
User avatar #159 - kuraithevision (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for this to happen. I'm actually starting a degree program in game design in September. If someone else doesn't make this happen, I guess I'll have no other choice but to take this upon myself.
User avatar #228 to #159 - BerryLicious (07/15/2013) [-]
If you do this, and do this right, you'll be famous.
User avatar #275 to #228 - kuraithevision (07/15/2013) [-]
It's gonna take me a while, though. Right now I only know basic two dimensional animation. (Stick figures and **** ). Initially applied for game design so I could work as the landscape designer, but figured this would motivate me to develop a game.
#254 to #159 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
I would fund the ever loving **** out of this. Also, good job for getting an education.
User avatar #199 - ForNarniaaa (07/15/2013) [-]
Cabin in the Woods: The Game
User avatar #14 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm already making something similar to this.
User avatar #90 to #14 - ugottanked (07/15/2013) [-]
kickstarter im guessing?
User avatar #95 to #14 - goldenslumbers (07/15/2013) [-]
If i had the funds i would help you out. but i don't :c.
User avatar #149 to #14 - scooterpony (07/15/2013) [-]
You people are insane. Some random guy says he's going to make an INCREDIBLY ambitious game and you all start clamoring to give him money? Alright.
User avatar #192 to #14 - biggydy (07/15/2013) [-]
I will subscribe to you, and if you don't show any progress, i'm going to find your house, tie you up, rape everything you love while you're watching, and then cut your balls off and make you eat them. Or i'll just cry because nobody is making this game.
User avatar #194 to #192 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, that all is actually my fetish, so I'd be fine with that. But don't worry, you will see some progress in about a month or so, if all goes well. But only if you promise to do all that to me anyways.
User avatar #270 to #194 - biggydy (07/15/2013) [-]
Alright, finish the game and we'll see about it...
User avatar #197 to #14 - mrtowelman (07/15/2013) [-]
I already just want to throw money at you.
#49 to #14 - Neodude ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
What are you building it in, or are you creating from scratch?
User avatar #276 to #49 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
CryEngine 3.
I'm kinda worried about making it in CryEngine 3, but that's all we can do right now.
#282 to #276 - Neodude ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
IS this a school based project or free group?
User avatar #283 to #282 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
Not a school based project. We just formed a group after we all found out that we really really want to make a video game.
#285 to #283 - Neodude ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
So, I'll shoot that you are mainly semi-literate with code(understand the very basics) Have you tried using Unity? It's completely free and really easy to fool around in, also, the forums set up for it are immensley helpful.
User avatar #286 to #285 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
I got a mate who is doing the coding, not me.
#287 to #286 - Neodude ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Ah, okay
User avatar #71 to #14 - thedarkestrogue (07/15/2013) [-]
I would totally love to help, but i don't know you.
#106 to #14 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
i despise the fact that everyone assums you are using a kickstarter

good luck on your project
#37 to #14 - irokk (07/14/2013) [-]
Cough it up, wheres the kickstarter.
Cough it up, wheres the kickstarter.
User avatar #46 to #14 - resbiansrock (07/14/2013) [-]
#22 to #14 - rakaka (07/14/2013) [-]
cool, kickstarter page?
User avatar #168 to #22 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
Haha, i want the game to be a bit more done before i do anything like that. And i can't do kickstarter anyways. That's only for USA and UK, as far as i know. But I'm really, really happy that you people enjoy the idea. Makes me want to do this even more!
#193 to #168 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
kickstarter can be use by anyone,anywhere
User avatar #195 to #193 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
But on the site they say that it's only for USA and UK. I was thinking of using indiegogo.
User avatar #196 to #195 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [-]
If i use anything at all. I'd prefer to get the game done with the money i have right now. Which is about... hold on... welp.. i got 20 euros.
User avatar #242 to #195 - drillur (07/15/2013) [-]
Indiegogo, from its name alone, sounds way better than Kickstarter, especially for gaming.
#94 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Then there would be that asshole who draws a dick on the wall with blood.
#27 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
The pulse reader would have to be on the joy pad itself, to stop people putting it on their dicks while playing.
#130 to #27 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
you think that will stop them?
User avatar #147 to #27 - fadetometallica (07/15/2013) [-]
AKA half the comments section
#224 to #27 - andypanda (07/15/2013) [-]
but that's half the fun lol
#45 to #27 - ebperik (07/14/2013) [-]
Who's to say I can't put my dick on the joypad?   
Who's to say I can't put my dick on the joypad?
User avatar #18 - historycanon (07/14/2013) [-]
Isn't that KIND OF like The Hidden, or whatever the hell that game's called..
User avatar #29 to #18 - superlow (07/14/2013) [-]
#2 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Who would ever want to play the humans??
User avatar #3 to #2 - unlimitedsmoof ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Nobody, but it'd be randomly matched, think how any infection game type would work, with one player being chosen as the first infected player, however, seeing how it's monsters and there's no infection, they'd obviously just die. They'd play the humans just to get a sense of true fear, hence why they're playing a horror game, and they'd get a rush out of being hunted and the satisfaction of killing the hunter with a group of your best friends would be excellent. It'd be interesting if some developer out there gave this a shot,
#79 to #3 - notafunnyguy (07/15/2013) [-]
left for dead 2 had a multiplayer option where players played as infected and hunted human players.

the human players would often just commit suicide at the start so the round would end and they could play as monsters. it didnt work
User avatar #284 to #79 - unlimitedsmoof ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
It did work, though, I've played both Left 4 Dead games, and I've never had that experience.
#171 to #79 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
good sir, I still play that mode and you are misinformed. pretty much everyone tries, the humans just always get ****** way too quick.
#173 to #171 - notafunnyguy (07/15/2013) [-]
well, now yes. but in the first few months of launch not so much
User avatar #20 to #2 - cleomech (07/14/2013) [-]
Horror addicts. What did you think?
#50 - mcdubwise (07/14/2013) [-]
Ever watch Cabin in the Woods? Kind of like this in movie version. Great flick either way, highly recommend.
Ever watch Cabin in the Woods? Kind of like this in movie version. Great flick either way, highly recommend.
User avatar #65 to #50 - thumbingthumbing (07/15/2013) [-]
That's what i was thinking bro
User avatar #153 to #50 - kjftiger (07/15/2013) [-]
Because everyone in the comments mentioned how this was similar to that movie,I decided to watch it. It was freaking amazing and nothing what I expected....So I must now thank you for putting it in my head.
#70 - ofmiceandmen (07/15/2013) [-]
The day the lightbulb got everything right. Good job lightbulb, good job.

The day the lightbulb got everything right. Good job lightbulb, good job.
#124 to #70 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Close, but no. Lightbulb put "white" instead "while".
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