Blue Shells. . SUCK tll l an LED DICK anus " HARD if 'foo lli' l' iai' lilili ial thi) 'iou acre'. JUST Ful: .. It took me about three minutes to realize this was the Avengers.
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#7 - lordraine ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It took me about three minutes to realize this was the Avengers.
#8 - mojotion ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Suck my star spangled dick
Suck my star spangled dick
#9 - derpyllama (07/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mario Kart seems like a dangerous game to play with Hulk.
User avatar #31 - murrlogic (07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me
>Playing Mario Kart Double Dash
>Playing against 3 other people
>Baby Park
>7th lap
>1st place
>Red Homing Shell coming right ******* at me
>Uses Triple Mushroom in the nick of time
>barely tap the finish line when BOOM blue shell
>4th place
**** THIS gay EARTH
User avatar #29 - iliekcereal ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
"Suck my Star Spangled Dick, ************* ."

That's my new catchphrase. It'll be my senior quote, and also written on my tombstone, among other things
#33 - alucord (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I can't possible imagine that playing Mario Cart with Bruce Banner can turn out badly.
I can't possible imagine that playing Mario Cart with Bruce Banner can turn out badly.
#58 - sircool (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if it wasn't for tony's little light on his chest, I wouldn't have realized i'm looking at the avengers.
if it wasn't for tony's little light on his chest, I wouldn't have realized i'm looking at the avengers.
#42 - vladstronsy (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mario Kart, the friendship killer.
#59 - joehue (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't even catch that it was Avengers until I reached the comments.
When Captain America said, "Star-spangled dick" I just thought he picked up Star power.
#11 - goll ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends playing mario kart
take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends playing mario kart
#63 - jcjohnson (07/15/2013) [-]
******* blue shells.
User avatar #60 - thepandaking (07/15/2013) [-]
I like that they didn't let Hulk play. They knew what would happen.
User avatar #81 - cloverhand (07/15/2013) [-]
>Suck my star spangled dick
I really wish I could use this, but I am not American or a man

I'm going to use it anyway
#65 - darthlegolas (07/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>be fifteen
>play mario kart wii with fourteen year old brother
>wario's gold mine
>he's in first, no items. i'm in second with three mushrooms
>use three mushrooms at last second to pass him
>suddenly blue shell.
>hits us both
>right next to each other, just in front of finish line
>push thumbs into our gas buttons as hard as we can
>by literally miliseconds, he wins
>mfw
#78 - windmagevaati (07/15/2013) [-]
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#77 - cadaverbox (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If millions of gamers recognize blue-shell to be a verb, does that make it a verb?
If millions of gamers recognize blue-shell to be a verb, does that make it a verb?
#18 - felixjarl (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #57 - fadetometallica (07/15/2013) [-]
I an
LED DICK
anus HARD

I love you so, lightbulb
#20 - trevanman (07/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
WHY DOES CAPTAIN AMERICA LOOK LIKE AMERICA FROM HETALIA?
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