Blue Shells. . SUCK tll l an LED DICK anus " HARD if 'foo lli' l' iai' lilili ial thi) 'iou acre'. JUST Ful: .. It took me about three minutes to realize this was the Avengers.
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#9 - derpyllama (07/14/2013) [-]
Mario Kart seems like a dangerous game to play with Hulk.
#25 to #9 - schrodngrscat (07/14/2013) [-]
That's probably why he isn't there
That's probably why he isn't there
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacencaedus (07/14/2013) [-]
probably why he's not there
User avatar #13 to #10 - bossguycumsplash (07/14/2013) [-]
I approve your your profile picture.
User avatar #14 to #13 - greyshirt (07/14/2013) [-]
I don't.
#7 - lordraine ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
It took me about three minutes to realize this was the Avengers.
#68 to #7 - fingernails (07/15/2013) [-]
I was wondering what that light was on that guys chest, I wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for you
#38 to #7 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
yeah cause.. you know, everyone is looking at a pics 3minutes long
#51 to #7 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
You sat and watched this content for three minutes?
#44 to #7 - bronywhat (07/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have noticed if not for Tony's chest light.
#8 - mojotion (07/14/2013) [-]
Suck my star spangled dick
Suck my star spangled dick
User avatar #16 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (07/14/2013) [-]
i'm just american enough to do it... no homo.
User avatar #31 - murrlogic (07/14/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Playing Mario Kart Double Dash
>Playing against 3 other people
>Baby Park
>7th lap
>1st place
>Red Homing Shell coming right ******* at me
>Uses Triple Mushroom in the nick of time
>barely tap the finish line when BOOM blue shell
>4th place
**** THIS gay EARTH
#50 to #31 - teenytinyspider (07/15/2013) [-]
You usually try to slam on the breaks to let the poor sap behind you pass you.
User avatar #52 to #50 - dragostarc (07/15/2013) [-]
still hits you, sadly
#53 to #52 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
That's why you go to the side.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mrsonic (07/14/2013) [-]
almost the exact same thing happened to me on the 150cc tournament and I lost because of that race. I raged so hard that I had to slowly lay off in bed for a while to calm down.
#83 to #40 - jakeattack (07/15/2013) [-]
do you happen to have the version with winnie the pooh?
#33 - alucord (07/14/2013) [-]
I can't possible imagine that playing Mario Cart with Bruce Banner can turn out badly.
I can't possible imagine that playing Mario Cart with Bruce Banner can turn out badly.
#67 to #33 - schizoidfreak (07/15/2013) [-]
MAH 			*****		!!!!			****		 THEM GODS
MAH ***** !!!! **** THEM GODS
#62 to #33 - destroyerofcheese (07/15/2013) [-]
Bruce once picked up Mario Party to play with his Avenger buddies. The mortality rate was immense
User avatar #29 - iliekcereal (07/14/2013) [-]
"Suck my Star Spangled Dick, ************* ."

That's my new catchphrase. It'll be my senior quote, and also written on my tombstone, among other things
#42 - vladstronsy (07/15/2013) [-]
Mario Kart, the friendship killer.
User avatar #43 to #42 - theghostrider (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, that's Mario Party.
#49 to #43 - teenytinyspider (07/15/2013) [-]
They can both destroy friendships.
#54 to #49 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Mario Party can get competitive, but you must really love racing to get butthurt in Mario Kart.
#55 to #54 - teenytinyspider (07/15/2013) [-]
You've obviously never had a friend hit you with a blue or red shell...
User avatar #47 to #43 - theavatarspupil (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, that's Portal 2 Co-Op. So many deaths, so much hate...
#59 - joehue (07/15/2013) [-]
I didn't even catch that it was Avengers until I reached the comments.
When Captain America said, "Star-spangled dick" I just thought he picked up Star power.
#82 to #59 - frozencrown (07/15/2013) [-]
I got it when I was thinking how much that dot on his shirt looked like an Arc Reactor. Then all the actor's faces somehow got placed on those bodies, and it all made sense
#63 - jcjohnson (07/15/2013) [-]
******* blue shells.
User avatar #60 - thepandaking (07/15/2013) [-]
I like that they didn't let Hulk play. They knew what would happen.
#58 - sircool (07/15/2013) [-]
if it wasn't for tony's little light on his chest, I wouldn't have realized i'm looking at the avengers.
if it wasn't for tony's little light on his chest, I wouldn't have realized i'm looking at the avengers.
#96 to #58 - iguy (07/15/2013) [-]
same here.
same here.
User avatar #85 to #58 - mrdrpage (07/15/2013) [-]
And that glorious mustache.
User avatar #81 - cloverhand (07/15/2013) [-]
>Suck my star spangled dick
I really wish I could use this, but I am not American or a man

I'm going to use it anyway
#65 - darthlegolas (07/15/2013) [-]
>be fifteen
>play mario kart wii with fourteen year old brother
>wario's gold mine
>he's in first, no items. i'm in second with three mushrooms
>use three mushrooms at last second to pass him
>suddenly blue shell.
>hits us both
>right next to each other, just in front of finish line
>push thumbs into our gas buttons as hard as we can
>by literally miliseconds, he wins
>mfw
#66 to #65 - someoneforamoment (07/15/2013) [-]
Wario's gold mine? Which Mario kart version is that from?
#72 to #66 - deletedmyaccount (07/15/2013) [-]
I wish I could help, man.
User avatar #92 to #72 - DontDeleteMeAgain (07/15/2013) [-]
i feel connected to you for some reason
#100 to #72 - someoneforamoment (07/17/2013) [-]
I thought that was Wario Stadium?
#103 to #100 - deletedmyaccount (07/17/2013) [-]
Newp. Wario Stadium is Mariokart 64.
User avatar #69 to #66 - darthlegolas (07/15/2013) [-]
as my comment already said, lol, I was playing mario kart wii. in the flower cup if I'm not mistaken
#78 - windmagevaati (07/15/2013) [-]
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#77 - cadaverbox (07/15/2013) [-]
If millions of gamers recognize blue-shell to be a verb, does that make it a verb?
If millions of gamers recognize blue-shell to be a verb, does that make it a verb?
User avatar #93 to #77 - hammarhead (07/15/2013) [-]
technically, by definition of linguistic evolution!

powa
User avatar #79 to #77 - bossguycumsplash (07/15/2013) [-]
What the **** is that cat doing?
User avatar #80 to #79 - cadaverbox (07/15/2013) [-]
Bloating, I suppose.
#11 - goll (07/14/2013) [-]
take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends playing mario kart
take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends playing mario kart
User avatar #19 to #11 - theseventhmirror (07/14/2013) [-]
>take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends playing mario kart
>take that guy and times it by 4 and you have me and my friends
>take that guy and times it by 4
>and times it by 4
>times it by 4
>times it by
**** you.
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 - fadetometallica (07/15/2013) [-]
I an
LED DICK
anus HARD

I love you so, lightbulb
#70 - creepyunclebob (07/15/2013) [-]
I noticed Tony Stark, but somehow didn't connect the dots and realize this the Avengers team. I thought the artist had just randomly thrown him in there.
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