Animal facts. .. Bonobos aren't just bisexual. Those will shag ANYTHING, Including, but not limited to, their parents, their children, other children, their partners, other bono
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User avatar #4 - BerryLicious ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Bonobos aren't just bisexual. Those ************ will shag ANYTHING, Including, but not limited to, their parents, their children, other children, their partners, other bonobos partners, and not necessarily one at a time.
Make love not war and all that.
#86 to #4 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
including... their partners
User avatar #88 to #4 - missrainbowdash (07/15/2013) [-]
they are omnisexual I guess
User avatar #23 to #4 - damnpolice (07/14/2013) [-]
They do it to form bonds in their group and make new ones
#57 to #4 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
Found the bonobo.
User avatar #9 to #4 - carthos (07/14/2013) [-]
they also do interspecies sex and masturbation
User avatar #19 to #9 - derkarus (07/14/2013) [-]
Sometimes both at once, a monkey once used a frog as a fleshlight.
#20 to #19 - benjamino (07/14/2013) [-]
Why didn't I think of that?
Why didn't I think of that?
User avatar #55 to #19 - punnyjunky ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
not once. there are multiple videos of chimps doin dat **** on youtube. This is like a thing. Frog fleshlights.
User avatar #27 to #4 - tabarzins (07/14/2013) [-]
kinda like teenage boys
#40 - csakat (07/14/2013) [-]
#15 - Loppytaffy (07/14/2013) [-]
The bonobo thing is better explained by Humon.
#60 to #15 - thechosentroll (07/15/2013) [-]
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We could learn so much from these majestic creatures.
#31 to #15 - Ulmer (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - mcdouchebag (07/15/2013) [-]
Who's the dense ************ who missed out on the chance to call a group of kangaroos a kangacrew?
#26 - lororl (07/14/2013) [-]
Frozen Frog one reminded me of The Last Airbender episode
#91 - blastwave (07/15/2013) [-]
Wood Frog's fw being thawed.
#21 - iFail (07/14/2013) [-]
"Or in other words, scientists have way too much time on their hands" - Frankie Boyle
#29 to #21 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
I've been using this as of today.
#11 - deviousalien (07/14/2013) [-]
Humans can live their entire lives without giving a 			****
Humans can live their entire lives without giving a ****
#70 to #11 - nekomegz (07/15/2013) [-]
You bet
You bet
#81 to #11 - kingpongthedon (07/15/2013) [-]
*Fal-cunt Punch
#93 - DiabloStrawhat (07/15/2013) [-]
A cockroach can live for nine days without a head.

Big deal. I went eight years of marriage without any head.
#14 - chaosnazo (07/14/2013) [-]
Kangaroos also cannot move their legs individuallly, kinda like we can't move our eyes individuallly



They also lift
#17 to #14 - John Cena (07/14/2013) [-]
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#24 to #14 - John Cena (07/14/2013) [-]
We can moving our eyes in different directions - such as look at our nose for example, but of course, we can't pull them apart that was in the opposite direction from what we did to our nose(s).
#32 to #24 - widsquard (07/14/2013) [-]
Haha! not if you have a lazy eye.
User avatar #45 to #14 - andraste (07/14/2013) [-]
they can, only when they swim though
User avatar #47 to #14 - IamSofaKingdom (07/14/2013) [-]
I can move one eye in any direction while the other stays still but I believe it is impossible to move them in opposite directions simultaneously. I don't know if it is just me but I cannot move my pinkie fingers without also moving my ring finger.
#49 to #47 - chaosnazo (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I should rephrase my claim.   
   
We can move our eyes individually and kangaroos can move their legs individually   
Just not very well.
Yeah, I should rephrase my claim.

We can move our eyes individually and kangaroos can move their legs individually
Just not very well.
User avatar #25 to #14 - thelordofbutthurt (07/14/2013) [-]
Who else tried moving their eyes just to test it?
#3 - geezues (07/14/2013) [-]
Lobsters are theoretically immortal apparently...
User avatar #66 to #3 - wittypotato (07/15/2013) [-]
biologically immortal
User avatar #37 to #3 - SRsoccerstar (07/14/2013) [-]
how? I'm just curious.
User avatar #42 to #37 - JediismUser (07/14/2013) [-]
This should explain a lot, but it disproves the saying "They're immortal."
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User avatar #18 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
If cats can't taste sweet things, is it possible for things to be out of our taste range?
User avatar #64 to #18 - ivoryhammer (07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, just like there are probably billions of colors that we cannot comprehend.
User avatar #65 to #64 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, that one I know is true. Our visible light spectrum to the entire light spectrum is so different, it's amazing.
#12 - carevq (07/14/2013) [-]
this Barnacle aproves of your 5th fact
#10 - xtrin ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
No carnivore can move their jaw sideways, not only cats.
#28 to #10 - John Cena (07/14/2013) [-]
give a buddy a gram of ecstasy and re evaluate that one!
#56 - vladstronsy (07/15/2013) [-]
Kangaroo's are also notorious alcoholics if they can get their hands on it.
User avatar #58 to #56 - thechosentroll (07/15/2013) [-]
So are pigs.
User avatar #63 to #58 - ivoryhammer (07/15/2013) [-]
Pigs will eat anything too, even a person.
#92 to #63 - creepyunclebob (07/15/2013) [-]
Why would an animal hesitate to eat a human? If you said pigs will eat other pigs then it would be interesting.
#38 - accountforsex (07/14/2013) [-]
i lolled
#62 to #38 - ddylann (07/15/2013) [-]
looks like hes ******* the bed
#89 - versavicetwo (07/15/2013) [-]
Side Boob is Best Boob...only to be bested by Under Boob.
User avatar #90 - residentblackman (07/15/2013) [-]
Hey baby, wanna know why my friends call me the barnacle?





it's because I'll cling to you forever
#84 - flabbergastingbleh (07/15/2013) [-]
It took me awhile to find the lobster
User avatar #52 - swuff (07/15/2013) [-]
Also, the cockroach doesn't die from missing it's head.

It dies of starvation.
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