I agree. . Cl in minutes ago 18 New Policy:: An individual who masturbates to lesbian porn more then twice cannot legally oppose gay marriage. You don' t get to

I agree

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New Policy:: An individual who masturbates to lesbian porn more
then twice cannot legally oppose gay marriage. You don' t get to
jack off to someone and and then deny them equal rights asshole,
it doesn' t work that way.
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User avatar #12 - mouthwash (07/14/2013) [-]
What about people who jerk off to slave porn?
#225 to #12 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
that's a fetish, it's already legal
#37 to #12 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
I want to argue, but I can't.
User avatar #13 to #12 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Wait... opposing slavery is a thing now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mouthwash (07/14/2013) [-]
I mean if that's the sorta **** you like, then surely you'd want to preserve it
User avatar #15 to #14 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
I wish I liked stuff.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mouthwash (07/14/2013) [-]
I feel your pain :'(
User avatar #315 to #15 - whatley (03/23/2014) [-]
Hope you're happy, you just got the only person who actually cared for you to get out of your life and to never contact you again. I'm sure you'll be much better off with your friends who ignore you and not me.
User avatar #36 - jellybob (07/14/2013) [-]
there's a difference between two girls legitimately in love and two girls legitimately trying to pay for college.
#87 to #36 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
"pay for college"
User avatar #223 to #87 - jellybob (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes anon, some people have to do that.
User avatar #300 to #36 - legitimately ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
I am Legitimately, I can prove this.
#2 - confusticated (07/14/2013) [-]
Then how many times do i have to masturbate to lesbian porn to make it legal?
#10 to #2 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 to #2 - anonythegame (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 to #2 - fyaq (07/14/2013) [-]
you are doing gods work son.

carry on.
User avatar #41 to #2 - mrblueftw (07/14/2013) [-]
It is a asshole move to post that and not post sauce. My penis is sad.
User avatar #31 to #2 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude we ******* demand sauce
User avatar #43 to #2 - confusticated (07/14/2013) [-]
Idk where its from, sorry guys. Found in the hentai board. Might wanna try googling it.
User avatar #73 to #43 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
Nevermind, it's not a comic, it's just that one picture done by someone on deviantart
#202 to #201 - confusticated (07/15/2013) [-]
You are our hero.
User avatar #8 to #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
I guess you just have to strap on sack up and find out
#22 to #2 - novarip (07/14/2013) [-]
#238 to #22 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Wat. That rooster has teeth. Seems rather suspicious
User avatar #17 to #2 - rainbowtacos (07/14/2013) [-]
Is... Is that... Samus and Wii-Fit girl?
#21 - koobzacc (07/14/2013) [-]
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While I agree with gay marriage and lesbian porn, this doesn't really make sense as an argument at all.
User avatar #252 to #21 - newforomador (07/15/2013) [-]
It means that you can't enjoy the benefits of something you are against. It's like smoking pot and then saying you are against making weed legal.
User avatar #270 to #252 - koobzacc (07/15/2013) [-]
I mean, I get that he's joking, but your point would only be valid if he wanted to ban lesbian sex
User avatar #262 to #21 - bladebites (07/15/2013) [-]
I really, really doubt this is meant as a legit argument. It's just a joke.
#82 to #21 - rdobet (07/14/2013) [-]
It's a joke.
#34 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
By that logic I have a horse, a fox, a gorilla, and several dogs I need to be allowed to marry.

User avatar #56 to #34 - thedudefromthegame (07/14/2013) [-]
Humans are sentient being. Do you really prefer genitals over soul so much? 'Cuz that's very sad.
#58 to #56 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
do you really need to copy arguments from retarded post instead of make an opinion on your own 'cause that's really sad
#86 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/14/2013) [-]
Why do people get so fired up over marriage?
Why do people get so fired up over marriage?
#188 to #86 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
legal benefits and legal benefits only
#249 to #86 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Apathy is such a good character trait, I bet you're so charming
User avatar #98 to #86 - weenieandthebutt (07/14/2013) [-]
It may not affect you as a heterosexual but you're essentially denying them their rights as humans.
User avatar #184 to #98 - Ruspanic (07/14/2013) [-]
That would be true if marriage were simply an agreement or contract between two individuals. Then the government would have no business prohibiting people from making such contracts with others of the same sex.

But that's not what marriage is, in this context. Legal marriage is a government-sanctioned relationship that gets certain special legal benefits not accorded to other relationships. It is a legal construct that is and must be inherently discriminatory in order to exist (insofar as it has any definition at all). It cannot be a natural human right because it is not a natural institution.

Of course, legal constructs are not sacred and can be changed as needed. gay marriage should be legalized because the benefits associated with legal marriage would be equally beneficial for same-sex couples as for opposite-sex couples, and extending these benefits to them (shared property, hospital visitation rights, etc) would have very few or no negative consequences.
User avatar #102 to #98 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/14/2013) [-]
I don't really care as a bisexual if they can or can't get married, I mean, they already have each other.
User avatar #91 to #86 - tragickingdom (07/14/2013) [-]
Marriage isn't just marriage. A gay couple can't get married which means they can't do their taxes like a hetero couple. they can't claim the same dependents if they have kids etc.
User avatar #92 to #91 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/14/2013) [-]
They probably could if one is a feminine type of person and Taxes... Taxes never change.
#3 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
does that hold true with wincest and donkey shows?
#257 - SenRikyu (07/15/2013) [-]
I do not know if I will get a lot of red for this, but consider the fact that most "lesbian" actresses are not lesbian at all and are merely doing a scene for the money. Most female porn stars do not prefer women over men if they have done a lesbian video. I don't know, I am not looking for hate, just trying to see what others think.
User avatar #268 to #257 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
You would be correct.
#24 - demonicstphenson (07/14/2013) [-]
If I jack off to Hitler does that make me an anti Semite?   
 Gif sorta related
If I jack off to Hitler does that make me an anti Semite?

Gif sorta related
#172 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Alright then.

Legalize incest, bestiality, polygamy, and other **** people jack off to.

Now don't you look ******* stupid.
User avatar #250 to #172 - Necrophelia (07/15/2013) [-]
does.. does that mean necrophelia can be legal!?
#196 to #172 - spedlock (07/14/2013) [-]
>Beastiality, incest, and other aformetioned things are as commonly viewed as too girls having sex
>Beastiality, incest, and other aformetioned things are as commonly viewed as too girls having sex
#246 to #196 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
"You don't get to jack off to someone then deny them equal rights."

Some people jack off to incest. Who are you to deny two family members their love? They both love eachother, and each one of them consents to it. You can't possibly be that dense to deny them their marriage, can you?
User avatar #304 to #246 - spedlock (07/17/2013) [-]
yes some people get a stiffy from father daughter sexytimes as well as some people morally agree with it.
My point was that not nearly as many people watch inscest porn and or practice incest as do gays and lesbains with their respective pornos
User avatar #266 to #172 - bladebites (07/15/2013) [-]
Whoa there, asshole.
If you think polygamy is wrong, don't do it, but don't be an asshole and make it illegal for those who believe in it. Live and let live. If some dude wants to **** two chicks and they're all okay with it, step outta their business and let them do their **** .
If you don't believe in incest, don't do it, but don't be an asshole and make it illegal for people who believe in it.
Would I ever engage in an incestuous relationship? **** no. Am I gonna be the douchenozzle interfering when someone else does? No. It's only a problem if they're having kids, but them being together really shouldn't cause such a *********** of judging people.
The only other defense I've heard is that it's "immoral", in which case, don't ******* do it yourself.

Bestiality is the only one I have to agree is negative (animals get hurt in the process, no consent, animals don't think/process decisions the way humans do).
#187 to #172 - darkjustifier (07/14/2013) [-]
Why not, lets just legalize it and everyone is happy
#190 to #172 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Incest, I'm fairly certain, isn't illegal. And I haven't seen 'polygamic' porn, perhaps you're referring to orgies. The rest of it? Hell, why not
#212 to #190 - magmon (07/15/2013) [-]
Incest is illegal in most states.
User avatar #81 - AnonsForSure (07/14/2013) [-]
but I exclusively jack off to lesbian porn....

I'm not opposing gay marriage, tho
#261 - mrzaitsev (07/15/2013) [-]
Great. Now I have to support bestiality.
#265 to #261 - creepyunclebob (07/15/2013) [-]
I exhaled through my nose at this.
#193 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
It's than, not then. **** me I can't stand facebook posts.
User avatar #129 - goochmckooch (07/14/2013) [-]
i can do whatever the **** i want actually face book ass hole
#163 - scarypeep (07/14/2013) [-]
And there you go saying dogs being ****** by a midget with a nappy on its head should have equal rights. You make me sick OP.
#166 to #163 - inuar (07/14/2013) [-]
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#173 to #166 - scarypeep (07/14/2013) [-]
IKR! OP makes no sense. Lynch him and put it on pornhub.
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#154 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
By this logic: polygamy, bestiality and many other things need to be legal.
User avatar #160 to #154 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
Polgyamy is a whole other can of worms, but **** you with that beastiality **** .

Just. **** . You. Animals. Cannot. Consent. To. Sex.
#161 to #160 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
If a woman sits under a horse with her legs spread, I'm sure that horse would do something. If that's not consent, I don't know what is.
User avatar #164 to #161 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh jesus christ I'm not having this argument, especially not with a ******* anon.
#165 to #164 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #220 to #164 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Then have it with a user. I think when the animal is doing the work, that's consent. And when the animal is not freaking out and struggling, that's the closest to consent most animals are capable of.
User avatar #273 to #220 - azumeow (07/15/2013) [-]
If I have sex with a mentally retarded person who doesn't freak out, it's still rape.

Mental capacity to consent is required by the law. That's why statutory rape exists.
User avatar #276 to #273 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Except animals do have a capacity to give consent. I meant closest to consent as in capable of conveying their consent to a human. If a horse doesn't want to have sex with you, you're gonna ******* know it. Same with a dog.
User avatar #278 to #276 - azumeow (07/15/2013) [-]
I don't know why I do this every time.

I clearly can't change your opinion on this, so I'm just gonna forget it.
User avatar #170 - severepwner (07/14/2013) [-]
That's because we support lesbians alone. But not male homos. They're ******* gay.
User avatar #77 - arborday (07/14/2013) [-]
Im sure the puritanical whackjobs who oppose gay marriage are the very same nutjobs that believe they will go to hell if they masturbate.
User avatar #132 to #77 - wilfredfanforever (07/14/2013) [-]
oh boy, here we go
#101 to #77 - Ulmer (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #182 - newfeliperuiz (07/14/2013) [-]
It worked before the Civil War, I don't see why it wouldn't work now
#205 - frantasium (07/15/2013) [-]
Well what if I watch some sort of gore/snuff porn, does that give the murderers equal rights?
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