The undead post. Just something I'm bringing back from the grave. trd : kin at dreams are really Weird because you amt queston the reality or them at all like y The undead post Just something I'm bringing back from the grave trd : kin at dreams are really Weird because you amt queston reality or them all like y
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The undead post. Just something I'm bringing back from the grave. trd : kin at dreams are really Weird because you amt queston the reality or them at all like y

Just something I'm bringing back from the grave

trd : kin at
dreams are really Weird because you amt queston the reality or them at
all like you could be being chased by a giant banana (stara and the only
thing on your mind is Duct, we gotta get to a blender pronto'
next time youre washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands
under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and
say 'this water is getting out of hand' it' s a guaranteed way to make friends
i have never tried it hut it is guaranteed
Have new the hipsters whilst; things like this
That' s always seemed so ridiculous to he
that people want to be around someone because
they' re pretty. its like taking your breakfast
cereals based on co r instead chaste."
JOHN GREEN
but they aunt seem to realize that the quote is than this man
since when was this
more than this
Renter; lo we the tn\ set by the male All
are Beautfiul
all lawyers are
It I ever see you guys in real his I' m your URL as bud as I
can
I dare you.
nth anal = or
have you ever lust assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way
and you are up pronouncing it Incorrectly throughout your entire lite aha
then one day someone corrects you and ts like you can almost hear Satan
laughing as the names or hell main to seep up tram underground aha
slowly burn you to death
rlr on
T' shi =
me: ‘taking test'
hey wanna hear my or satan
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST
SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE
WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME
OUTFIT
I was want this like what it Madame Foster wished she
was young again so she could do errands that arent easy tor her
in her do age, so she imaginer Frankie
DON' T
STOP RIGHT THERE. Mont SINGLE STEP CLOSER.
she wears short skirts I wear
she' s cheer captain aha I respect her right to wear whatever she wants
aha participate in '' activities because I understand
that lite is not about condemning another woman‘; personal crimes: lust
Because she diesn‘ I ‘deserve the boy I have a crush on
Uranium
chalked Into my mom and retina this Sitting on my bed
thanks dad
APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN
I SAID? WANTA MANGO ' MORNING, HE
THOUGHT I SAID 'l WANT A TO ME'
THANKS
DADDY
well at least he' s caring
man on ma We like owe Davin a conversation with someome@
thefts being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever gyou‘ re
straightjacket tram slowly reach up aha pull your little com to shut your
bids argued
I there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a we anthers them
w maybe 3 thousand
better
mini:
i' got 99 problems and being
a decaying organism that' s
born to die in a society run by
money that i can' t escape is
one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
What had temporary tattoos on the like you rolled on the
commom aha there was a picture or a dinosaur on your an
so i called the nearby starbucks to
see if they were open because my
dad wasn' t sure and wanted me
to ask so i asked them in gollum' s
voice "HELLO IS PRECIOUS
OPEN TODAY?"
and the guy on the other line
replied with "YES PRECIOUS IS
OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY
PRECIOUS "
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I
WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER
LINE ASKED "IS PRECIOUS
OKAY"
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Views: 24511 Submitted: 07/14/2013