The undead post. Just something I'm bringing back from the grave.. I totally lost it, good thing I'm always alone, or I'd be getting some weird looks. The undead post Just something I'm bringing back from the grave I totally lost it good thing always alone or I'd be getting some weird looks
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#1 - outlastgaming
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I totally lost it, good thing I'm always alone, or I'd be getting some weird looks.
I totally lost it, good thing I'm always alone, or I'd be getting some weird looks.
#8 - cmndrfatty
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Dat Fosters thread.
#27 to #8 - zafara
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Almost as bad as when I figured out the secret to the Krabby Patty Formula was happiness and friendship. I mean, Plankton got a piece that said 'chum,' and assumed it mean chopped fish or whatever. But chum is also a term for friend, which is why only SpongeBob and that other guy could successfully make Krabby Patties because they were so friendly and happy. Squidward can't do it because he is unhappy.
#5 - ktbmnf
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(07/14/2013) [-]
the last one... every, single, time i read it, i laugh too loudly. damn.
#4 - rainbowtacos
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(07/14/2013) [-]
John Green's a cool guy, he does silly stuff but that doesn't mean he's not smart.

Also if you use a watermelon instead of a cucumber, you should see a doctor.
#12 - skittlesareepic
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(07/14/2013) [-]
MFW someone does the second one to me
MFW someone does the second one to me
#19 to #12 - ImChubby
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(07/15/2013) [-]
whats this frommmmmmmmmm
#25 to #19 - thesupervillian
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Its a video called "A depressed whale" A Depressed Whale
#24 - heartlessrobot
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(07/15/2013) [-]
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Why the flying **** would someone type like this?
#26 to #24 - lovelyponyrarity
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(07/15/2013) [-]
#tumblr
#20 - tuxwonder
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I tried the water thing once.

At one point, I was in a public bathroom, and me and another guy were both washing our hands. When my hands started overflowing, I thought of the joke and I couldn't stop laughing. I had to sit down for a bit to stop from laughing. The guy asked me "Uh, you okay there?" and then left after I didn't respond.

I need friends.
#28 to #20 - maskedmask
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(07/15/2013) [-]
i'll be your friend...my precious...
#31 to #20 - jokeface
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Well that's gonna be hard for you if you can't even implement the "guaranteed way to make friends" without laughing. That's like walking up to a girl with the intention of trying to **** her and then just masturbating instead.
#7 - phantasmalcat
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(07/14/2013) [-]
JOHN GREEN!
JOHN GREEN!
#9 - stardustdragonlord
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(07/14/2013) [-]
On the topic of the word that you pronounced odd, I first found the word twat when i was 13 or so, when i discovered porn. (didnt have internet til i was like 12) I always thought it was tw-at. and then I got to highschool, girl i liked corrected me said it was "Twot" and to this day I still call her a stupid twat
#13 to #9 - zakaizer
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Umm, you do pronounce it like "twaht", don't know where this girl of yours got her idea from

dictionary.reference.com/browse/twat?s=t
#14 to #13 - stardustdragonlord
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(07/14/2013) [-]
that's how she pronounced it, i pronounce it like at. hence the tw-at
#15 to #14 - zakaizer
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Then she really is a twat... And something that did come to my attention, you called it highschool but use the word 'twat', I don't think I've ever heard an american say twat before. Unless you're English, in which case, I've never heard an Englsihman call upper/secondary school 'highschool'
#16 to #15 - stardustdragonlord
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I'm an odd cookie. I use random sayings, I say mate when talking to guys, love when talking to girls, faggot when talking to good friends, and I can pull off saying "Oi cunt!" real well. I dont know, I've got some english in me, and the worst part is? Im from north carolina, Land Of The Rednecks. So go figure.
#17 to #16 - zakaizer
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, 'mate', 'love' and 'oi cunt'... You've definitely got some blood from across the pond, but still some yankee with 'faggot' (We rarely call each other that), still, unless you have the right accent, doesn't work quite as well, does it?... Or does it?
#37 to #17 - stardustdragonlord
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Well, I live in the south, and I don't have a southern accent, so to southerners I guess I do have an accent? I dont know.
#34 to #17 - jokeface
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(07/15/2013) [-]
On the subject of English people and the word "faggot" I have a question for you. I don't know how much American news you get updates on, but I'm sure you're familiar with the Westboro Baptist Church (or Westboro Cult as I call them). Tell me, when they say things like "God hates fags", does it sound like an anti-smoking campaign to you? I imagine if I was English and trying to discourage smoking, that's the most obvious slogan ever.
#36 to #34 - zakaizer
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(07/15/2013) [-]
When it comes to the WBC saying stuff like that, we know it's being used as an anti-gay slogan, but if it were just those three words, I would imagine most people would think it to be an anti-smoking campaign as well, and when we decided to make people stop smoking as a country, we went a bit drastic, as the pic shows.

And about US news, we only really get the big ****, like President X has been elected, America is going to war with someone, stuff like that
#3 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I want to get Adidas tattooed on my dick, so when I pull my foreskin forward it'll be like a hoodie.
#6 to #3 - blasthardcheese
Reply 0
(07/14/2013) [-]
I've never realised I wanted this until now...
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