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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - Lachboy
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(07/14/2013) [-]
The light bulb has officially given up.
User avatar #5 to #1 - JesuschristofAZ [OP]
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Well, to be fair, the witness that stole my bike is a *******.
#22 to #1 - krakerjacks
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Oh man I would've missed that but thank you
Oh man I would've missed that but thank you
User avatar #6 to #1 - ewowo
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Lol this. This is the best thing on FJ today..
#3 to #1 - gamechap
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******* done
******* done
User avatar #11 to #1 - fukkendragonite
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(07/14/2013) [-]
get down with the ********
User avatar #12 - JesuschristofAZ [OP]
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(07/14/2013) [-]
UPDATE: My bike was returned today by the police. Some meth head stole it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - resbiansrock
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Good to hear, hope that goes well for you.
#8 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Bad Luck Eugene
#14 - padzoid
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(07/14/2013) [-]
dat lightbulb.
User avatar #15 - WootBoot
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Did the lightbulb just make a pun?
#21 - Bacula
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#20 - thechosentroll
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Around here we call that "standard procedure".
User avatar #16 - stijnybe
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(07/14/2013) [-]
in my town someone got hit by a car and passed out, instead of a whitness stealing the bike, the guy that hit him stole it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - JesuschristofAZ [OP]
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What a ****** universe this is.
#7 - trickytrickster
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I got hit by a car that turned right on red without looking. I was riding my bike back from drivers ed. Ironic.
#2 - anon id: 6bb3c0cd
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of another story.
At my school there is a chinese woman that i often talk to, and one day she told me this odd story from China.

There was a woman how quite often had her bikes stolen, and when it happened again she got fed up with it, so she got a taxi and told the driver to chase the woman that stole her bike, and becase the woman on the bike was to busy looking back at the taxi, she was hit by a truck. She survived, but then sued the woman who's bike that she stole, for the pain she had caused her....she won
User avatar #10 to #2 - arborday
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odd for that to happen outside Murrica
#19 to #10 - anon id: 30a87945
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Are you trying to be clever?

Anyways, my neighbor about two years ago had something happen similar to the picture. Neightbor kid liked to ride bike around the neighborhood at night, it was nothing new. One night though the kid got nailed by a vehicle whilst riding. Probably lost consciousness when he hit the ground. Anyways, when he woke up he couldn't remember why he was laying on the ground nor could he find his bike. He was perfectly good otherwise except for the memory loss. About two weeks later he'd remember that he got hit by a car and when looking for it. Found the vehicle 2 blocks down parked in the driveway, and inside the open garage was his bike. Naturally he stole it back when night came around, no charges were pressed.
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