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#93 to #20 - paludan (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh man, I've seen this porno. Pretty good, can't remember where though. My fav scene was Spiderman and cat woman
#133 to #20 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
#165 to #20 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
I don't care if the photo is fake GIVE IS THE SOURCE (ineedtosex)
#30 to #20 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Then you shove a hunk of krypton up her vago and laugh as you rape her ass.
#21 to #20 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Source?...For reasons.
User avatar #186 to #21 - ogvind (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes... reasons.. for science...
User avatar #1 - rokkarokkaali (07/13/2013) [-]
And then the comments are flooded with fights stating who would win if they fought.
Batman with preparation
Superman without preparation.
User avatar #136 to #1 - rhiaanor (07/14/2013) [-]
batman is always prepared for superman to go bad, since it HAS happened before.
User avatar #167 to #1 - fingernails (07/14/2013) [-]
All I am saying is that even without preparation batman always carries ************* kyrptonite in his belt.
User avatar #27 to #1 - asasqw (07/14/2013) [-]
Well if he wasn't looking to fight Superman would easily win every time. Fly off the planet then heat vision it to death.
User avatar #152 to #1 - itsallinthefunny (07/14/2013) [-]
hi rokk...
User avatar #198 to #1 - toastersburnthings (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman has a plan in case anybody in the JLA goes rogue, including himself. In fact, the plan for himself IS the JLA.
User avatar #44 to #1 - thesinful (07/14/2013) [-]
The only man that could beat Batman with preparation is Jackie Chan in a hardware store after saying he doesn't want any trouble.
User avatar #80 to #1 - curtkobain (07/14/2013) [-]
I've heard that batman has like an archive on every super hero and villain and knows the way to defeat them. Could be ******** but that's what a friend told me.
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User avatar #109 to #1 - Fgner (07/14/2013) [-]
I love people who argue Batman could ever win when:
> Superman has beaten villains MADE of Kryptonite.
> Kryptonite isn't deadly, it drains their powers - and it takes time unless it's perfect. Except gold kryptonite (or pink which turns you gay) - which takes away your powers forever. Which Superman has recovered from.
> Superman has been turned into a dragon by another kind of kryptonite. A ******* dragon.
> Superman can go into the center of the sun and come out strong enough to move planets. There was a comic where Superman literally went God mode.
> Superman can turn back time.
> Superman has faught Batman a few times in Canon - killing Batman.
> The only Superhero I've known to beat Superman is the Flash.
User avatar #292 to #109 - demjimmies ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
LOL no.

Shazam can beat Superman with magic.

Martian Manhunter is as strong as Superman, and can shut him down telepathically.

Captain Atom can make red sun radiation and rape his dick.

User avatar #162 to #109 - namnori (07/14/2013) [-]
The hulk beat Superman in a fight once..
Not sure if it was canon but it happened
User avatar #117 to #109 - ifightdragons (07/14/2013) [-]
how did he kill batman if it was canon?
User avatar #128 to #117 - pabloch (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #1 - lordgeneral (07/14/2013) [-]
seven out of eight canon fights have ended with batman.
User avatar #139 to #5 - Tormound (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 to #139 - lordgeneral (07/14/2013) [-]
do some research
User avatar #147 to #140 - Tormound (07/14/2013) [-]
Then don't pull fights out of your ass if you can't back it up.
User avatar #148 to #147 - lordgeneral (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not. I don't remember the exact comics, but you will find the sources if you do research.
User avatar #149 to #148 - Tormound (07/14/2013) [-]
wait, hold on.
fights ended with batman losing or winning?
User avatar #150 to #149 - lordgeneral (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #166 to #150 - Tormound (07/14/2013) [-]
There has been no canon fights where Batman wins. Some non-canon ones exists but no canon story of such an outcome exists.
Here's 2 breakdowns:
You need to login to view this link
And a video.
Superman vs Batman: Top 10 Reasons Superman Wins!
#28 to #1 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman is always prepared.
User avatar #4 to #1 - darkseidrules (07/14/2013) [-]
Actually, it's always Batman. He's rehearsed a bunch of situations in which he would need to kill Superman and the very back pocket of his utility belt is a piece of kryptonite (or a kryptonite bullet) given to him by Superman just in case he needs to be stopped. This is largely accepted as cannon by most comic fans. I'm not even a Batman guy and this is pretty much the facts of the matter.
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User avatar #135 to #62 - toosexyforyou (07/14/2013) [-]
Bro, I'm telling you this for your own good so that you can keep your sanity intact.

Don't argue with Batman fanboys that have basically only watched the Dark Knight/read fan-made comics where Batman wins. Also watch out for "Batman is genius and always has a plan ready" and "Batman has kryptonite with him at all times." Anyone who has done any research knows that Superman is smarter than Batman but just doesn't use his intellect the same way to plan everything because he just doesn't need to, Superman has defeated Batman who was taken over by kryptonite man(meaning he defeated a Batman made completely out of kryptonite), and that Batman himself has admitted that if Superman really wanted him dead then he would be dead.
User avatar #279 to #135 - darkseidrules (07/14/2013) [-]
There is so much of me right now that wants to rip into you for calling me a batman fan boy and a casual, but I'm not going to. I admitted that I am not a Batman guy and I'll admit, I might be wrong. I'm just going with what I know from the comics I've read, namely Tower of Babel from JLA and a few other little one offs.
User avatar #15 to #1 - cryingchicken (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman's always prepared.
User avatar #238 to #1 - commontroll (07/14/2013) [-]
What cryingchicken said. Batman is always prepared. Literally always, for literally everything. Especially Superman going crazy.
#233 to #1 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Batmans always prepared.
User avatar #11 to #1 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
easy, batman would reach down for the kryptonite in his utility belt, and in an instant, superman would be in front of him, holding batmans hands in the air, and then heat visioning his face off.
User avatar #16 to #11 - Furubatsu (07/14/2013) [-]
But then there would be A buncha Robins with kryptonite bullets sitting in sniper rifles aimed at Superman
User avatar #19 to #16 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
but as soon as superman hears one get fired, he would use his superspeed to get far enough away, wait for them to hit the ground, then kill the robins.
#31 to #19 - garawra (07/14/2013) [-]
But bullets move faster than sound, so that's impossible.
User avatar #33 to #31 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
don't forget, he has super hearing, he will hear it as the trigger is pulled. And before you say he cant move that fast, remember that he can reverse time by flying around the world at a high speed.
#34 to #33 - garawra (07/14/2013) [-]
He may have super hearing, but the speed of sound is only 340~ms^-1, so his super hearing doesn't really matter.
User avatar #37 to #34 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
going by old DC comics, he can hear the bullet travel towards him, as well as it being fired. When hit with a kryptonite bullet though, it is usually him being self confident, and not realizing they have a kryptonite bullet. So while yes, he could easily dodge it, Superman may just stand there and hope its a normal bullet.

In a way, we are both right, me with his speed, and you with the robin thing. The only question would be if whether or not Superman would suspect Batman would play dirty.

I would continue this, but its 2:30 AM and I gotta be up at 6 to go to JMC Academy (getting a bachelor in game design )
#38 to #37 - garawra (07/14/2013) [-]
It was a pleasure discussing this with you, friend.

I'd also say we're both right to a certain degree.
User avatar #35 to #34 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
yes but put it this way, robin must pull the trigger, which makes a feint click as it sets off the firing pin, which then fires the bullet. Between the trigger being pulled and the bullet going off (in that micro second) Superman can easily dodge it.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - rokkarokkaali (07/14/2013) [-]
And then the comments are flooded with fights stating who would win if they fought.

I feel like this part of the comment was completely ignored
#9 to #7 - daboomee (07/14/2013) [-]
...well, I'm a dumbass.
User avatar #115 to #1 - deathstare (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman is always prepared.
#2 to #1 - mudkipfucker (07/13/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This is how it would go down
User avatar #227 to #2 - Grom (07/14/2013) [-]
that is the greatest thing i have ever seen. i do not have an appropriate reaction picture
#285 to #227 - cyanidesandvich (07/14/2013) [-]
fortunately, i do.
#18 to #2 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Obviously that is not how it would go down Superman would simply punch batmans head of and that would be that.
#3 - newmanchamp (07/13/2013) [-]
**newmanchamp rolls 69**
**newmanchamp rolls 69**
#73 - Cambro ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman has kryptonite coated weapons as a fail safe in case any of the Superman-type heroes go rouge (Superboy, Superboy Prime, Supergirl, etc.). Also, in the unlikely chance that Superman suddenly turns evil the Lanterns would do everything possible to hold him down and Batman would most likely be given in a power ring. In which case, everybody is ****** .

Like this, from Darkest Night
User avatar #87 to #73 - cresel (07/14/2013) [-]
were super man decide to go evil he would assassinate most of the threats to him including batman before they even knew he went rouge
#183 to #73 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
I am telling you this now, if superman had time to prepare as much as batman would, and they don't have outside help, Superman would destroy Batman. But I guess that can't be true because he is THE BBBBAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN. and only for that reason/
#94 to #73 - jacksipian (07/14/2013) [-]
interesting, so superman is sarah palin... who wouldve thought? :/
#95 to #73 - poorjew (07/14/2013) [-]
No Batman with a green green lantern ring isn't Op, Hulk with a red lantern ring is.

Imagine the hulks gets madder the longer the fight last and red lanterns get their strength due rage.
#99 to #95 - Cambro ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Universe crossing, but you'd be right. Actually in "Fear Itself" Hulk obtains a hammer like Thor's. Upon touching it he becomes mindless and is blessed with Asgardian armor (albeit from an Asgardian villain). The Hulk pretty much turned into a god. Oh, and the Juggernaut got a hammer too.
#98 to #73 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
In one of the comics superman states that batman is the most dangerous human in existence
User avatar #112 to #98 - ScottP (07/14/2013) [-]
"dangerous human"

"The world's smartest man poses no more a threat to me than does its smartest termite."
-Dr. Manhattan
User avatar #129 to #112 - waterbottlemanboy (07/14/2013) [-]
Watchmen is my second favourite graphic novel. Alan Moore is so godly.
User avatar #32 - darthblam ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
God damn this art style is ugly.
User avatar #75 to #32 - stealthpsybeast (07/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the opponents you face in Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!
#56 - atrumaliger (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - heytheremister (07/14/2013) [-]
>batman carries a shard of kryptonite on him all the time
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User avatar #70 to #69 - heytheremister (07/14/2013) [-]
Prove it
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User avatar #72 to #71 - heytheremister (07/14/2013) [-]
Prove it
User avatar #102 to #69 - bobthedilder (07/14/2013) [-]
And hes been beaten by mere shards as well, its all based on the writer.
User avatar #83 - dedaluminus (07/14/2013) [-]
To all you people talking about a "kryptonite ring," what's to stop superman from standing ten feet away and popping batman's head with his laser eyes?
User avatar #126 to #83 - waterbottlemanboy (07/14/2013) [-]
What about the Kryptonite bullet? I like that one.
#84 to #83 - solidderking (07/14/2013) [-]
batman has a swagschield its gonna protect him
batman has a swagschield its gonna protect him
#12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
#41 - diegotan (07/14/2013) [-]
**diegotan rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at AX 2013 ** what would Superman do...
#26 - pappathethird (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #173 to #26 - notstill (07/14/2013) [-]
she got raped

the end
User avatar #22 - rangerofthesea (07/14/2013) [-]
there actually comics showing batman beating supermans ass, he keeps kryptonite in his utility belt...any time he even remotely felt threatened he would activate it and he would be surrounded by its radiation...protecting himself and then he whooped supermans ass
#24 to #22 - tecnoturc (07/14/2013) [-]
The lore is strong within you!
User avatar #36 to #22 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman has plans to kill everyone last person in the Justice League. And in many comics he has done just this.
User avatar #42 to #36 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
Show me these comics
User avatar #45 to #42 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
JLA: Tower of Babel
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User avatar #46 to #45 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
would you happen to have a link?
User avatar #77 to #46 - ViXi (07/14/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
It's in .cbz though, so you need a reader for it.
User avatar #50 to #46 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, no. I'm not any good at finding acceptable free comics.
User avatar #51 to #50 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
I assume he kills aquaman first
User avatar #52 to #51 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly it was Martian Manhunter, then Aquaman.
User avatar #53 to #52 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
Tell me at least it involved oreos
User avatar #54 to #53 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
Nano machine gizmos.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
That would have caused him to burst into flame on contact with air.
User avatar #57 to #55 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
He could have made a horrible pun if he just used oreos somewhere
User avatar #60 to #57 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
He made Aquaman scared of water, and used a freeze blast.
User avatar #61 to #60 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
so did bat man just decide to kill all of them for no reason or
User avatar #63 to #61 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
Ras Al Ghul was involved.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
how so
User avatar #67 to #64 - jellykuba (07/14/2013) [-]
HE has Batman's secrets and basically black mails him.
User avatar #68 to #67 - royalwerewolf (07/14/2013) [-]
so he kills everyone
User avatar #39 to #36 - annogram (07/14/2013) [-]
don't you lie to me
User avatar #105 - xyxoz (07/14/2013) [-]
It's like it was drawn using wet macaroni noodles
User avatar #76 - analbuttfuck (07/14/2013) [-]
SuperMan gave Batman a Kryptonite ring, so Batman could stop SuperMan if he ever did go all rapey and ripping people in half
User avatar #197 - noodlelover (07/14/2013) [-]
Superman is a ******** hero that sounds like he was created by a ten year old like think about it
>Hey johnny i just made this superhero named batman he knows karate and has a batarang
#134 - falconxmard (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #154 to #108 - thepandaking (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure what happened, did DJ 4DM1N ban him?
User avatar #138 - masterboll (07/14/2013) [-]
i thought time only slowed down when you travel at high speeds
User avatar #191 to #138 - ivoryhammer (07/14/2013) [-]
Comic books
User avatar #155 to #138 - dumdumduu (07/14/2013) [-]
But what happens when you travel faster than light... Which Superman is said to be capable of.

Now that's a part of physics I prefer to keep away from.
User avatar #160 to #155 - masterboll (07/14/2013) [-]
but shouldnt that mean time keeps going slower and slower and slower?

doesnt really make sense if you say that it starts hitting the negative numbers
User avatar #163 to #160 - dumdumduu (07/14/2013) [-]
Well time keeps going slower and slower and slower, until you reach the speed of light. That's when time stops.

At least on the outside. Time still flows normally for the one travelling at that speed.

Or at least that's how I've understood it. D: I'unno, goes way over my head.

#172 to #163 - tehtrollface ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Stuff like that is very confusing, hard to conceive. But, when a hypernova happens, (They make black holes) It pushes the center of the star's core into such an infinitely small point, called a black hole, where time stops and such a gravitational pull nothing can escape it once passed the event horizon. But back to the point, if you traveled the speed of light for an entire day, and came back to earth, you would find that a entire year has passed. Though I don't see how you could travel back in time, traveling the speed of light, you can only go forward. If you broke the speed of light it could send a ripple effect across the universe. Sort of how when the sound barrier is broken it creates a sonic boom, a form of after effect of something much bigger and denser than sound going that speed. And of course everything I say is theretical, it has the potential to be right, but at the same time just as much potential to be wrong.

2ldr; Theoretical physics say it's impossible to travel back in time, only forward. The only way to travel back in time is to use some sort of portal, like a wormhole, but that opens up the possibilty of Paradoxes, which could destroy the universe.
User avatar #222 to #155 - departed (07/14/2013) [-]
It would rip apart your own atoms...
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