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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - stupro
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Cool story. Just don't see how they would allow to show porn inside of a courtroom in front of everyone.
User avatar #16 to #6 - xenophaigus
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There is such a thing as fast forward
#23 to #6 - anon id: 836579ac
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They wouldn't.

This is an old urban legend...and completely fake.

Great story, but that's all it is...a story.
User avatar #30 to #6 - jacobclabough
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Porn is evidence. usually the judge would review the tape but this was the last day so now or never
User avatar #31 to #6 - jacobclabough
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its probably fake
#37 to #6 - anon id: 014e3779
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If its evidence I dont see why not? In this case (if its even ******* real) putting up with what? 3minutes of a dude getting his dick sucked to prove he didnt rape a chick or convicting this guy of rape and ruining his ******* life?
User avatar #12 to #6 - bloodyisrael
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It is a different country, maybe thats why.
User avatar #15 to #12 - manofparody
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Australia is one of the tightest mother ******* when it comes to censorship.. For them to allow that in a court room would be the utmost hypocritical of them.
#17 to #15 - hillbillypowpow
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If it was as crucial to the case as this was, I think they'd have to allow it.
User avatar #28 to #17 - stupro
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Maybe after they clear the courtroom leaving only judge, parties and maybe jury.
#29 to #28 - hillbillypowpow
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that makes sense.
User avatar #19 to #6 - maddboiy
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they show a lot worse sometimes
User avatar #4 - mulk
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10/10 bitch deserved it
10/10 would read again
10/10 you is da man
10/10 loled

OP you have outdone yourself
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User avatar #36 to #4 - pappathethird
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It's mad old
#59 to #36 - hewhoepicfails
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User avatar #14 - theRomaniantroll
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I've read this story 4-5 times. I know it just because of the pic. I will keep reading it because it is damn well written.
User avatar #5 - wittypotato
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He is my new religion.
#11 to #5 - anon id: 848e5bc7
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Anonismn.


ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY ANON!

"And he said, ' let there be porn ' "
User avatar #8 - BedlamBalrog
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I've read this 3+ times and every time I love it more.
#1 - fourkids **User deleted account**
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#22 - rotucex
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It feels good to read a story like that after all those "kings of betas"
#56 - syntheticdoll
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I don't even care if it's fake or the 1000th repost, it's still an awesome story.
I don't even care if it's fake or the 1000th repost, it's still an awesome story.
#7 - ridiculiculous
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User avatar #38 to #35 - manformen
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I have no idea what the **** you just said because the grammar is so ****** up " present evidence before presenting it", BUT countries are different and have different ways of dealing with stuff like this, so shut up. could very well happen.

freaking 12/10 on that bitch, loved it!! going to log off to give extra thumb!!
#41 to #38 - absolutnignog **User deleted account**
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User avatar #42 to #41 - manformen
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well, the last part is confusing, not the first.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - manformen
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so you are saying that you must present your evidence to your enemy in court before presenting it to the court? wtf sense does that make?
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User avatar #49 to #46 - manformen
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what is that supposed to mean?
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User avatar #48 to #45 - manformen
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I don't see the unfair advantage here and when you are stuck in a case where a woman accuses rape on you, there is no use of facts of the case but "I didn't do it" which is totally useless.
#62 to #48 - anon id: e0dda847
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what? that's not even true
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#63 to #38 - anon id: e0dda847
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oh god... so detached from reality