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User avatar #6 - stupro (07/13/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Cool story. Just don't see how they would allow to show porn inside of a courtroom in front of everyone.
User avatar #4 - mulk ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
10/10 bitch deserved it
10/10 would read again
10/10 you is da man
10/10 loled

OP you have outdone yourself
User avatar #14 - theRomaniantroll (07/14/2013) [-]
I've read this story 4-5 times. I know it just because of the pic. I will keep reading it because it is damn well written.
User avatar #5 - wittypotato (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He is my new religion.
User avatar #8 - BedlamBalrog (07/13/2013) [-]
I've read this 3+ times and every time I love it more.
+10
#1 - fourkids **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - rotucex (07/14/2013) [-]
It feels good to read a story like that after all those "kings of betas"
#56 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
I don't even care if it's fake or the 1000th repost, it's still an awesome story.
I don't even care if it's fake or the 1000th repost, it's still an awesome story.
+3
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#58 - silentwarrior (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just so you guys know, this is fake. You can't withhold evidence like that without any repricussions. Also, i searched the image and found it on several forums al over, not one about a gf or something like this. Most likely he found it somewhere and just decided to go with it.
#33 - sundip (07/14/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
10/10 would read again
User avatar #51 - pockyrin (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad it didn't happen. Pretty sure if it did the guy would be charged for withholding important evidence. I mean it's funny and all but I doubt it happened.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [-]
BS...movie or it didn't happen
#24 - matralith (07/14/2013) [-]
Couldn't stop smiling while reading the post.
User avatar #21 - therealpokemon (07/14/2013) [-]
I read this every time it's reposted. It's that good.
#20 - maddboiy (07/14/2013) [-]
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#3 - midgetmania (07/13/2013) [-]
The guy who did this, you are the king of men
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
Dude u are ******* awsome
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