Genious. . until my mother showed me this. There should be a nobel prize for stuff like this the nobel prize for lifehacks Genious until my mother showed me this There should be a nobel prize for stuff like the lifehacks
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#2 - wardd
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(07/13/2013) [-]
There should be a nobel prize for stuff like this
the nobel prize for lifehacks
#15 to #2 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
its actualy from tumblr
#82 to #15 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah i bet his mom uses tumblr all the time.
#121 to #82 - applecopy
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(07/14/2013) [-]
People thumbing down sarcasm.
Usually it's smart people who tend to get sarcasm
#5 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/13/2013) [-]
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your mom is a genius. You should buy her a vibrator for her birthday as a thank you. And dont cheap out, get her something nice, like the rabbit.
#14 to #5 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
its actualy a post from tumblr
#16 to #14 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/13/2013) [-]
i was referring to the person who made the content, not to OP.
goddamnit anon.
#65 to #5 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
the jack rabbit 9000 with dolphin clit massage head..gee wis!
don't shot your eye out with it
#6 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
That's cool and all... until you bump the microwave and you have pasta ******* everywhere.
#8 to #6 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
some people aren't cheap ***** and have real micowaves attatched to their wall/counter
#31 to #6 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
put a paper towel over the bowls so the pasta doesn't spit everywhere
#50 to #6 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Mines fixed in place above the oven so that's not really the issue for me. For it's more finding the proper line of sight to make sure it's stacked correctly and won't topple over as soon as I let go.
#119 to #50 - mrdrpage
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Hell, I've got a countertop microwave and I've NEVER bumped it. Nobody I know has. Anon is just looking for a way to ruin the post.
#11 to #6 - deathchain ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You could just, you know... not bump the microwave.
#115 to #11 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Do people actually have microwaves that are so unstable as to be bumped and actually effect anything?
#23 - tampa
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Looks like all her time in the kitchen is actually paying off.
Looks like all her time in the kitchen is actually paying off.
#37 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Aluminium can in the microwave, great idea
#62 to #37 - anthonyh
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Oh mylanta, you're stupid.
#161 to #37 - olizandri ONLINE
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(07/14/2013) [-]
can you not see the handle?
#186 to #37 - maddognoland
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(07/17/2013) [-]
no, thats a MUG
#39 to #37 - girlwithglasses
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#38 to #37 - xurantar
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(07/13/2013) [-]
... it's a mug.
#4 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You should have have sex with her more often.
#178 to #4 - holmesc
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#169 to #4 - silverlance
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#171 to #4 - beep
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#176 to #171 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
sauce
#181 to #176 - beep
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#182 to #181 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
sauce please
#183 to #182 - beep
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#125 to #4 - CXJokerXD
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Thought it said brother. Then I read this and had to reconfirm.

Should have just left while I could...
#133 to #4 - Greekkenyan
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#124 to #4 - phudgepacker
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#47 to #4 - Pompano
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#18 - morbidbreath
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(07/13/2013) [-]
your moms face when
your moms face when
#20 to #18 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
His mom is a black man?
#35 to #20 - lolwatthe
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Isn't yours?
#22 - robodick
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Your mother is a genius
Your mother is a genius
#40 to #22 - egosumproxi
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(07/13/2013) [-]
No. She is a "genious" apparently.
#78 - lolfire
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Put a glass of water in if you are cooking anything starchy, like pizza or chips.
#130 to #78 - welcometoatl
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(07/14/2013) [-]
cold or room temp water?
#96 to #78 - spoogeyboi
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I know this may sound stupid, but why?
#97 to #96 - lolfire
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(07/14/2013) [-]
It keeps them from becoming chewy.
#108 to #97 - lacypushupbra
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(07/14/2013) [-]
That's the best part.
#116 to #108 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I also put a little bit of water on meat if I'm going to be nuking it, just a tiny bit mind you. Steam barrier over/under your food is amazing.
#185 to #116 - barrier
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(07/14/2013) [-]
But I'm not steam...
#9 - SevenForOhNoe
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